The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

If I had known this would happen, I would have brought Yamato with me, and asked the host and Katakuri to discuss the experience of defeating the superior, and strive to become bigger and stronger and create more glory...

Hearing this, Katakuri felt relieved.

Based on his understanding of Jon, he knew that the other party would not go back on his word.

With such a powerful helper, he feels more confident that his mother can enjoy her old age with peace of mind.

"So - what are you going to do?" Jon asked curiously, "After three rounds of wine and five dishes, is it that you wave your hand and I will act as the axeman and jump up and chop Big Mom into pieces?"

Katakuri frowned and said unhappily: "Although I know you are joking, please don't say such things again. Mom is usually very kind and amiable."

"Yes, yes, yes. Very kind and gentle. He can feed eight children with one meal." Jon spread his hands. "You have to draw up a rule so that I can be sure how to help you."

Katakuri pondered for a moment and said, "I plan to take my mother to an uninhabited island in Wan Guo when she lets down all her defenses and let her live out her days in peace."

"To put it bluntly, don't we still need an axeman? Big Mom is so big, how can she obey without some coercion?"

This statement left me speechless.

Although the thing is still the same, but after it passes through your mouth, it no longer tastes the same.

Katakuri lowered his voice, "I used some special means to purchase a large amount of tranquilizers, enough to knock down super-large sea kings.

Since you are coming to visit mom this time, we must hold a grand welcome tea party. You can use the time to talk to attract mom's attention, and I will give you the medicine.

We'll start planning once the medicine takes effect.

Then, your teleportation ability will be needed."

Oh--

It turns out he is not an axeman, but a porter.

Jon tutted, "Okay~"

He is willing to participate in such parent-child activities.

Whether it makes sense or not is not the point, the main thing is that it’s a lot of fun.

I really want Katakuri to be the boss of the Big Mom Pirates.

That scene.

It must be interesting.

……

……

Cake Island, the base camp of the Charlotte family, looks like layers of cake, colorful and looks gorgeous.

"The air here is so sweet."

Although he had said it once before, when Jon really stepped into the place where Charlotte Lingling herself was, he couldn't help but sniff and complain in a low voice.

Not only is the air quality worrying, the ground on Cake Island is not ordinary land.

Crouching down, he reached out and grabbed a handful, rolling it on his fingertips. Jon shook his head, "You're not afraid of your shoes getting stuck if you pave the floor with Lego."

Katakuri said: "Although I don't understand what you mean by Lego, this is the characteristic of Cake Island - everything on the island can be eaten."

"You guys, it's really hard to have a mother like this." John couldn't help but look at Katakuri with sympathy.

Kaido is a pure animal lover.

He made his pirate group like a zoo, collecting all rare species and prehistoric creatures into his illustrated book.

Charlotte Lingling has a large collection of desserts.

Juice, biscuits, glutinous rice dumplings... Such devil fruits in the hands of outsiders can at most become a gold medal pastry chef. But there is no other way. In addition to their respective duties, Big Mom's children also shoulder the responsibility of feeding their mother.

After all, when the mother is extremely hungry, she will really eat the child.

While they were talking, someone else came to greet them.

John's presence was still very grand, and the people who greeted him were Cracker and Smoothie, who had the same status as Katakuri.

Cracker looks like a sloppy man, wearing a biscuit armor and having a long, weird beard.

Smoothie's appearance is much better looking. Not only is his white fur and brown skin very attractive, but his legs are also particularly long.

Well, after all, she is a mixed-race with long legs, so it is natural for her legs to be longer.

"Welcome, Sir Jon."

"We send you our warmest regards on behalf of our mother."

Cracker and Smoothie spoke one after another.

Jon nodded and said, "We are all not strangers, there is no need to be so polite."

Not really.

Technically, Jon Joestar is also a member of Charlotte's family (son-in-law).

Of course, no one takes this seriously.

After all, the strong always have privileges.

Katakuri said in a deep voice: "Well, let's take Lord Jon down to meet mom."

I want to give you medicine, very urgently.

Cracker and Smoothie had no idea that their good brother actually wanted to usurp power.

Seeing that Jon really didn't want to greet them, he happily led the way and took everyone to the palace at the highest point of Cake Island.

The scale of this palace is even larger than the one John had in the Sabaody Archipelago. It can't be said to be magnificent, but it can only be said to be sweet and tempting.

"This is the result of the wisdom of the entire Charlotte family." Smoothie extended his hand and introduced: "Not only that, but people will come here regularly to repair it."

"Ah, after all, when you guys don't have time to serve the food, Ms. Charlotte Lingling will just eat it on the spot," Jon agreed with a look of understanding.

Smoothie was slightly speechless.

He turned his head and glanced at Garrett and Brin calmly, thinking: How come these two prodigal children tell everything to others?

Garrett and Brynn are innocent too.

It's so funny, we sisters don't have time to talk when we are duo-queuing!

This incident can only be regarded as a small episode and it will be over in a blink of an eye.

Walking into the palace and passing through the corridor made of candies and chocolates, Jon finally saw Big Mom in person.

How does that song go?

Eyes as big as bells...

It was not clear from the bounty order, but after meeting her, Jon finally understood what a natural born evil god was. Charlotte Lingling looked really fierce.

She had long pink curly hair, thick lipstick and light purple eyeshadow, a pirate hat, and a very tight, wide dress.

She didn't sit on any throne, she just half-lay down and propped up her head, flicked her big scarlet tongue, looked down at Jon, and smiled, "I thought Jon Joestar was such a great man, how come he's so small?"

Is Jon small?

Considering Charlotte Lingling's height of 8 meters, Jon, who is 8 meters tall, is indeed a little short.

But at this time, Jon had to say how much value there was in the gentleman's height passed down from generation to generation.

Without showing any anger, he put his hands in his pockets and said, "I can become very big, but I don't need to with you."

kindness?

This should be considered driving.

Katakuri and the others' expressions suddenly became a little subtle.

But Big Mom laughed wantonly, "The guy who can kill Kaido is really extraordinary... Very good, very good, I like you very much!"

As she spoke, she cast a fierce look at Garrett and Brin at the end of the group. To be more precise, she looked at their bellies to see if they were bulging.

Seeing that their bellies were still as flat as ever, the aunt was a little unhappy and snorted, "You useless daughters!"

When she spoke, there was a natural hint of dominance in her tone.

Garrett and Brin were so frightened that they dared not move.

Jon frowned slightly, clapped his hands, and used his own momentum to resist Charlotte Lingling's domineering aura, "Talk is talk, don't scare people."

As soon as he finished speaking, he waved his hand, and countless exquisite snacks fell from the air in the center of the palace as if it was raining.

"These are the specialties of Fishman Island and Sabaody Archipelago. Your two good daughters brought them here as a gift to you."

"Hahaha, snack!"

As soon as Charlotte Lingling saw the delicious food, she didn't care about anything else. She stretched out her meat-mountain-like body, grabbed the snacks and stuffed them into her mouth.

"Not bad, not bad. You are worthy of being my good daughter."

Whoever can give me snacks is a good person.

On the contrary, if a person cannot give me snacks, then he is not a good person.

This is my, Charlotte Lingling’s view on good and evil.

Click the door (put your palms together).

She was a useless daughter one second and a good daughter the next.

The aunt's temper is like a child's face, it changes at any time.

Garrett and Brin breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Jon's back with great gratitude.

Cracker didn't feel anything about this.

Katakuri and Smoothie nodded secretly.

My sister shouldn't suffer any injustice if she follows this man...

Once the pig addiction is aroused, it is not easy to get rid of it. The aunt was so excited about eating that she completely ignored Jon.

Katakuri saw this and directly ordered: "Although it's a little early, let's start the tea party."

Cracker and Smoothie naturally had no objection.

In their opinion, it is better for mom to eat snacks and drink tea than to eat people and drink blood.

Speaking of the Charlotte family's tea party, it is truly a world-class dessert feast. Almost all the desserts that can be named in the world can be found at the tea party.

The method of luring the high-eating Charlotte Lingling into the tea party was also very simple - place a piece of dessert at a certain distance, and control Charlotte Lingling's movements like luring a mouse.

Jon curled his lips and said, "What a harmonious and friendly family."

If Charlotte Lingling didn't have an attack of illness, she would actually be a normal mother.

Although I am a little greedy, although I like having children and divorce, and although I will attack anyone indiscriminately when I am angry, you see, how can someone who can be dealt with with a little bit of caution be a bad person?

"Okay, don't forget what we said before." Katakuri heard the sarcasm in John's tone and said in a low voice.

However, these words were unexpectedly heard by the perceptive Smoothie.

Coincidentally, she released her Observation Haki not to guard against John, but to prevent her mother from going berserk in case something unusual happened to her.

I didn't expect to hear such extremely ambiguous content when I turned around.

What I said before...

What on earth did you two talk about before?

Smoothie secretly kept a watchful eye.

Although she didn't think that Katakuri-brother would collude with outsiders to harm her mother, it was always better to be on guard against others and be careful.

After destroying at least a hill of Fishman Island's specialty desserts, Charlotte Linlin's pig addiction was finally effectively alleviated, and she was able to regain consciousness and say some polite words to John.

But she was chewing vigorously. One hand was holding a teacup with five features, and she said in a rough voice: "Speaking of Kaido, he was also a junior I had high hopes for back then. Even the fish-fish fruit was found by me for him."

Jon said with regret, "I actually admire Mr. Kai's professional attitude. Unfortunately, he went too far in some things, so I had to ask him to go somewhere else to calm down... I didn't expect those Celestial Dragons to be so rude and just arrest him directly."

As he spoke, he sighed.

If you don’t know, you would really think that this guy has a close relationship with Kaido.

Jon's move made Big Mom completely helpless.

I just mentioned it casually, but you really took advantage of it.