The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

Jon shook his head, "Forget it."

Then he said, "Your attitude is too polite. I am just trying to make friends with you, and this is the basis for this open, fair, friendly and loving exchange."

make friends?

Ridiculous and absurd reason.

Could it be that this angel is having a problem with his brain?

The genie felt that he had a better chance and became more patient.

If you miss this opportunity, you will miss it forever.

Don't seize this opportunity.

If I meet someone with a bad brain again, I don’t know how long I’ll have to wait.

"Okay, let's just chat. I come from a world you can't even imagine. It's a world of nothingness, stars twinkling, and chaos."

The genie is cunning.

And evil.

It seemed like they were just chatting, but in fact they were instilling concepts about the starry sky into Jon in order to pollute him.

Unfortunately.

His little tricks were used on the wrong target.

Qiao was not affected at all, and naturally followed the other party's words and said, "Yeah, what else?"

Genie: ???

its not right.

This reaction.

Ok.

It's understandable that you have a bad brain.

He tempted, "Words cannot describe the magnificence there. How about I send you there to see it for yourself?"

If the other party agrees, this will be the third wish.

"No hurry, no hurry." Jon was not fooled.

The genie was a little disappointed.

The first two wishes were fulfilled so casually that His expectations were slightly higher.

Unexpectedly, Jon suddenly spoke again: "I have thought of my third wish."

When the genie heard this, he was very excited.

Ever since the rules of the magic lamp were figured out by outsiders, he hasn't met anyone brave enough to make a third wish for a long time.

"Okay! Tell me your wish!" There was a rare hint of urgency in the genie's voice.

Jon pondered for a moment and said softly: "My third wish is to kill me."

The lamp god was stunned and repeatedly confirmed: "You want me to kill you?"

"Yes." Jon opened his arms, "Come on, I'm ready."

No.

do not!

I finally waited for someone with a bad brain to come along, maybe he could fulfill the unlocking conditions for the 'Ten Wishes'.

Seriously, who can give me the remaining seven wishes?

He was silent for a long time, and for the first time in his life, he asked, "How about changing your wish? Isn't it good to be alive?"

"Alas~" Jon sighed, "I often feel lonely because I am invincible. I search the world just to be defeated. Do you understand this feeling? After thinking about it, I might as well die."

He gently stroked the magic lamp and said, "Come on, do it. Don't hesitate. I will never resist."

Chapter 681 Unfulfilled Wishes

Urgent! Urgent!

I'm so anxious!

Jon urged again and again: "Kill me, quickly."

Such outrageous remarks made the God of Lamp speechless.

He was silent for a long time.

For the first time in history, or even for the first time since he gained intelligence, he said in a gentle voice, "Keep living, you're worth it."

"Huh? Why won't you even grant me this little wish?"

Jon suddenly put away his expression, not caring whether the other party could see it or not, and looked up and down at the wishing lamp with a suspicious look, "I say, could it be that you can't do it?"

"What?" The genie suddenly raised her voice, "You actually questioned me! Questioned the great genie!"

"You can't blame me, buddy. Look, my first two wishes are simple enough. In comparison, the third one is even simpler. It's just a benefit for you. If you can't even grasp this opportunity, hehe..."

Jon shook his head in annoyance.

hey-hey?

Hey, where is your mom!

The fire of ignorance and karma rose in his heart, and somehow the lamp spirit was suddenly angered.

This malicious smile reminded him of a 'person'.

A 'person' who is so hateful that He wishes to smash him to pieces...

The Genie: "Very good, very good. Although it is a pity, my motto is to make wishes come true. Prepare to die."

Changing the subject, "However, since you and I get along so well, I can let you make a fourth wish in advance, such as killing you and then resurrecting you."

"So thoughtful?" Jon pretended to be surprised, then nodded happily, "Okay, I'll leave it to you."

As soon as these words were spoken, the lamp genie felt relieved.

In this way——

This mentally ill guy not only fulfilled his wish but also did not cut off his way out of the predicament.

"It feels great to fulfill four wishes in a row..." the genie thought to himself.

In short, it’s been such a great start ever since.

Cheer and applaud.

The great "Eternity" is about to break free from its shackles, return to the boundless starry sky, and achieve greatness once again!

As he thought of this, his mind moved, and his boundless wish power transformed into tentacles that seemed real and unreal, constantly changing.

Jon's eyes lit up and he opened his arms, "Go ahead, I'm ready."

As the words fell, the tentacles extending from the lamp socket wrapped around Jon.

The evil power is surging.

The power that even the true gods fear suddenly fell!

In an instant, the genie seemed to have foreseen the scene of the other party being torn apart and even the soul sinking.

By polluting the opponent and then reviving him, this brain-dead angel can be turned into a puppet to a certain extent.

The Lamp God was extremely excited and even began to prepare a spell for resurrection.

However, the truth shocked Him...

Well, if genies really did have eyes.

In the field, Jon let the tentacles tie him up as if nothing had happened, and asked with a puzzled look on his face: "What's wrong? Aren't you going to do anything yet?"

No.

How do you...

Eh?

For the first time in his life, the Lamp God felt that there was a deviation in his cognition.

It shouldn't be.

Whether from a theoretical or practical point of view, this kind of thing should not happen!

"Why aren't you dead?" His voice was a little stiff.

"Yeah, why am I not dead yet?" Jon showed a distressed expression, "Djinn, can you do it?"

Again!

After killing a person, you must also destroy his heart.

The genie didn't say anything, but secretly increased his spiritual output.

If Jon hadn't set up protection in the room in advance, I'm afraid all life within a thousand miles would have been wiped out.

Except for the wishing lamp and Jon himself, everything in the house was assimilated into cosmic dust by unspeakable power.

Jon stared at the wishing lamp with a smile, "I'm curious, what will happen if you encounter a wish that you can't fulfill?"

What will happen?

To be honest, even the genie doesn't know.

Because He never expected this to happen!

Before being sealed into this bronze lamp and becoming the god of the lamp, he was a powerful outer god floating in the starry sky, calling himself "Eternity". Many people also called him the unobservable uncertain fog.

However, the "Uncertain Mist" is only the remnant of His split. His true identity is an Old One who has many extraordinary characteristics and is superior to ordinary true gods - "Son of Chaos".

The Black Emperor + the Judge + the Source·The Kingdom of Disorder, the uncertain fog outside the starry sky, and the consciousness sealed in the wishing bronze lamp.

All these things added together make up the complete "Son of Chaos".

This shows how powerful it is!

Unfortunately, His own extraordinary characteristics were attracted and split, and He came to this world in search of completeness.

As a result, he encountered the Lord of Mysteries, one of the three pillars in the starry sky. The Lord of Mysteries split off a part of his power (the ability to make wishes, the extraordinary characteristics of the miracle worker), separated his consciousness and sealed it into this bronze lamp.

The way to unlock the seal is to fulfill 10 wishes of the same person.

Over the years, the bronze lamp has passed through the hands of many people, but their fragile personalities could not even withstand the slightest bit of malice naturally revealed by the Son of Chaos, who had become the God of the Lamp.

'Cannot make a third wish' has become the iron rule for the holder of the Wishing Lamp, and He can only pass it from one person to another, waiting for the almost impossible unlocking.

But now, everything has become chaotic.

The genie encountered an existence where wishes could not be fulfilled, which was equivalent to a program error or a bug in the system.

He was in a terrible state!

"Die, die."

"You're going to die..."

"Why aren't you dead yet?"

The Lamp God used all his tricks, but he couldn't shake the opponent in the slightest.

The tentacles were crushed and then condensed again.

This happened over and over again, but Jon remained intact, even the expression on his face didn't change.

"Wishing lamp? I thought it was so powerful, but it can't even fulfill a small wish." He shook his head with a look of extreme disgust, "I think you can only be used for lighting in the bathroom."

"No... this is impossible..." The Lamp God was still in great shock and unable to extricate himself.

Then, He seemed to remember something, and spoke viciously in a tone full of resentment: "I understand, I understand everything, it turned out to be you, Weird! Apart from you, there can't be anyone else so boring, is it so interesting to repeatedly tease me?"

"Haha." Jon smiled like a peony. "What secret? Don't make a fuss. I only know that you didn't fulfill my wish."

As he spoke, he suddenly opened the lid of the copper lamp and reached his hand straight in.