Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

The Three Sons-in-Law by Hikigaya: Innocent Monster

【brief introduction】

Please note that some of the content of this article involves the following plots, please pay attention.

*The otaku Murasaki Shikibu wanted me to be the male lead;

*Sayuri Sawamura wants to be my daughter;

*Crown Princess Minamoto no Raikou said I was cute;

*How can I, a otaku, become a member of the National Assembly?

Prologue: Councillor Hikigaya

In early summer in May, the neon Chiba, close to Tokyo Bay, is still cool.

At dusk, in a coffee shop called Snow Cat, an orange tabby cat was lazily lying beside a table. The sunlight shone on its fur, making it shiny. It squinted its eyes and licked its paw, looking as proud as its owner.

Since the store is closed at this time, there are no customers, but it does not mean that the store's business is bleak.

Thanks to the unscrupulous marketing of a certain bad councillor, this place has become a well-known cat-stroking sanctuary in Chiba.

Part-time clerk Yuigahama Yui smiled as she looked at her good friend who was also her nominal boss, sitting across the table. She was a cool beauty around 25 years old, wearing a dark floral lace shirt and a black beret, with her long black hair neatly scattered under it.

His delicate oval face was adorned with slightly oversized black glasses, making him look more troublesome than he did in high school, but now he gave off an aura that kept strangers away.

As for the reason for being angry, even Yui, who has a casual and relaxed personality, feels that she really can't blame the other person.

Coincidentally, the sound of TV news was circulating in the deserted store.

"The whereabouts of the murderer of the Tokyo Animation arson case are still unknown. The police spokesman said that the murderer will be arrested as soon as possible. The next news..."

"The day before yesterday, 24-year-old Hikigaya Hachiman, known as the youngest politician in Japan, suddenly made a shocking statement in a news report that he would promote the legalization of polygamy in Japan in the future, which attracted attention from all walks of life......."

"Political commentator Shuichi Yachi believes this is political suicide for Hikigaya, who is about to run for re-election."

"Due to the problematic remarks made by Councillor Hikigaya, my office has received a large number of complaints from women's groups."

"Mr. Jun Happo, secretary general of the Chiba branch of the LDP Kinkosha and current prefectural assembly chairman, said he would consider expelling Councillor Hikigaya from the party."

"Online users directly called him 'the most despicable congressman'."

"It is said that Mr. Hikigaya's fiancée, Ms. Yukino Yukinoshita, who often attends events with Mr. Hikigaya, ran away from home..."

........

"Hey, Xiaoxue, did you see that? Yumiko just laughed."

The news anchor on TV, Yumiko Miura, who is also Yui's high school classmate and good friend, couldn't help laughing for a moment when she talked about Yukino running away from home.

But she is a professional host after all. Yumiko Miura has received professional training and usually does not laugh unless she really can't help it.

After all, it is well known among old classmates that the relationship between Yumiko Miura and Yukinoshita Yukino has always been not very good in order to compete for the position of Yui's number one close friend.

It feels so good to be able to openly mock your opponents on TV.

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With a "pia" sound, Xueno could not help but slap her hands on the fine pear wood table. In her excitement, she slapped too hard, and in the middle of winter, her teeth ached and tears flashed in the corners of her eyes.

"Yui, whose side are you on? Besides, which TV station would pay attention to something like 'running away from home'?"

It must be that damn woman taking revenge.

In fact, it is quite similar.

The next moment, Yukino's cell phone, which was placed on the table, rang, and she hung up without even looking at it.

Needless to say, everyone knew that the person who called at this time was the "culprit".

"That's not good. At least give Xiaoqi a chance to explain."

Yui has always been the peacemaker.

"I don't care. He can actually say such ridiculous words as 'one man and two wives' in public and even want to legalize it, as if no one knows what he wants to do."

As Yukino spoke, she looked into Yui's innocent eyes as she smiled, a faint blush appearing on her jade-like cheeks.

Yui took a sip of coffee and uttered a soft "hmm".

Through the window, a beam of flame suddenly rose up in the golden sky, exploding into psychedelic colorful fireworks.

On the street, more and more men and women in yukatas appeared as night fell.

"I almost forgot that today is the fireworks display. Now that I think about it, it feels like I'm still in high school. So many years have passed in a flash."

I am already 25 years old, more brilliant than fireworks, Yui said with a nostalgic look.

Seven years ago today, it was also a fireworks display, but when they were still in high school, Yukinoshita Yukino's father died in a traffic accident.

At the same time, in front of the crying and helpless girl, Hikigaya Hachiman said: "You are an idiot."

Then he took on the burden of the girl, and after that, he had many titles.

The son-in-law of the Yukinoshita family, the fiancé of Yukinoshita Yukino, a member of the Chiba city council, etc.

Yukino was reminded of Yui's words: "If my father hadn't passed away suddenly at that time, we..."

"Your fiancé once said: Looking back and regretting is the most meaningless thing~"

Yui stuck out her tongue. Because of the sudden change that year, some things had not been decided.

It continues to this day.

Ding-a-ling, someone pushed the door and entered the store.

"Sorry, it's closing time now... Yah, Xiaoqi."

The person who came was none other than Hachiman, the most despicable councillor, the playboy, Hikigaya, and the name was kindly provided by Miss Yukinoshita.

However, he did not look like a high-spirited young congressman at all. He looked as if he had been raped by several strong brothers. He was in a very miserable state, and his relatively expensive suit had become dirty.

Xueno didn't feel any pain at all when she saw him like this. She started by saying, "Have the police finally realized your scumbag nature and decided to arrest you for the sake of social prosperity and stability?"

Hachiman sat down and said in an unhappy tone, "Yui, are you cooking vinegar? Why is there such a strong sour smell in the air? The pH value may be too high."

Yukino also snorted slightly, muttering something in her mouth.

Hachiman sat down and drank the coffee in Yui's cup, but then he noticed Yukino's piercing gaze.

Okay, this woman...

He then "conveniently" drank up the scented tea in her cup, and only then did he notice that her gaze had relaxed a little.

"I was blocked at the door of the office by reporters today. I almost didn't make it out alive."

He was still frightened when he thought about today's experience. The reporters from Japan were really fast runners.

Yui took out a towel to wipe his sweat, then stood up to tidy up the leaves on his clothes and hair.

After finally taking a breath, I saw a report about myself on TV.

He took Yui's hand and asked her to sit down, then said to the sullen Yukino, "Hey, look here, I'm telling you something serious. You run away from home all the time, you're not even as good as a little girl, and I have to scold your mother."

Yukino was furious. Is this my fault?

I have never seen such a shameless person.

But seeing that he was serious, she patiently nodded.

The most disdainful congressman looked at the two girls with different expressions.

"I decided to become a member of parliament and then promote the legalization of polygamy. I want to maintain our current relationship, so I will work hard for it."

Even Hachiman himself felt guilty for not feeling the slightest bit of guilt when he said this.

After seven years of wandering between the two women, they devoted the best years of their lives to themselves.

If he didn't even have this little bit of shame, the relationship between the three of them would have collapsed long ago.

Ultimately, what he wants is the power not to choose.

There was a subtle silence in the air, and Yukino didn't scold him for being a playboy or for overestimating his own abilities.

Due to various complicated emotions, she acquiesced to this relationship for six or seven years, and originally thought that it would continue to be muddled like this.

But I didn't expect that he would be the first to expose it.

"Why do we need to push for legalization? We don't need others to recognize anything."

Yui lowered her head and spoke softly.

"Because if we continue like this, this guy will quietly leave us. You have already told your mother that you want to study at the University of Strasbourg."

After hearing what Hachiman said, Yui raised her head and looked at Yukino in confusion.

Yukino just remained silent and admitted it.

"Why!" Yui suddenly stood up and said excitedly.

"Because she is right, Yukinoshita Yukino. Remember what your professor at the University of Tokyo praised you for? 'I have never met anyone as dedicated to procedural justice as you are.'"

"No matter how much you want to be with us, if you believe in your heart that this kind of relationship is wrong, then..."

But on the other hand, as long as the procedure is correct, Yukinoshita Yukino cherishes the current relationship more than anyone else.

"I'll change it for you."

Yukino's body trembled, and she lowered her head to suppress her emotions: "Are you an idiot? How could such a bill be passed?"

Seeing her like this, Hachiman didn't force an answer from her mouth, and teased: "Who knows, from today on, please call me Katsuten Hanko Hikigaya."

"Bah, shameless." Yukino said, wiping her eyes.

Yui glanced at the two of them, and seeing that the atmosphere had improved, she propped up the table with her hands, her eyes sparkling as she said, "Let's go to the fireworks display."

The two looked at her in confusion. What kind of train of thought could allow her to switch from such a serious topic to something fun?

Ding-a-ling~~ Hachiman changed into a dark blue yukata and walked out of the store. The second floor of the cafe was where Yui lived, and I don't know why all three of them had clothes.

I found Yukino squatting gracefully on the ground, feeding the raccoon cat that Yui kept in the store. The cat was so fierce (fourth tone) that Hachiman even scratched it several times.

In the distance, the fireworks were as brilliant as blooming golden chrysanthemums, and the coolness of early summer gently caressed her hair.

The short-hemmed purple kimono was embroidered with a few pale white peonies. It was the same one she wore last year, but it still amazed him.

Yukino stood up, and the tabby cat named "Xiaoxue" disappeared all of a sudden, looking very proud.

She swung her sleeves and her clogs made a clicking sound.

Hachiman felt his cheeks a little wet, and when he looked back, he saw Yukino pursing her lips and blushing under the light of the fireworks.

She didn't want to blame Hachiman for anything, because this was a mistake made by the three of them together, and wanting to leave quietly was just an impulsive thought.

She knew in her heart that when it really came to the last moment, she would not leave at all.

I just didn't expect Hachiman would do this for them.

This was the man she had chosen.

He suddenly pretended to be surprised and touched his face with his hands: "Why did you kiss me? How could you do this?"

His voice was loud, and some pedestrians on the way to the fireworks display looked over and looked at Yukino with strange eyes.

The emotions that had been brewing for a long time were choked by this guy, and I was now worried.

"What do you want?"

"Of course I kiss you back." Then he attacked her cheek.

Yukino was not willing to be outdone, so she returned it, and then the two of them kissed each other like children.

In public, full of saliva, the world is going downhill, hetui.

"What are you doing? You actually ran away."

Hachiman's back suddenly felt heavy, and Yui, who had changed her clothes, climbed on his back.

A heavy weight.

Under the sky, the stars are shining brightly and brilliantly, exploding with thunderous sounds.

On the path, Hachiman carried Yui on his back and held Yukino's hand, walking side by side.