Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Chapter 15 Brother-in-law

The Hikigaya couple were watching TV in the living room. It is hard to describe how a parent felt when they saw their child being arrested on TV.

What’s even more miraculous is that, although the incident was made to sound real on TV, the son returned home as if nothing had happened.

Hachiman's mother bumped into her old man and said, "Hey, why is Yukino-chan acting so strange today? She even needs Hachiman's help with cooking."

Father Hikigaya lowered his glasses to look towards the kitchen, then continued reading the newspaper: "Why do you care so much? This proves that the couple has a good relationship."

The brother-in-law and sister-in-law, who have a very good relationship, are busy in the kitchen. Strictly speaking, it is Hachiman who is busy, while the sister-in-law is standing by like a puppy with a flattering smile, "helping". If she had a tail on her butt, it would be wagging it violently now.

"Brother-in-law, you are so tough, your knife skills are so good."

"Brother-in-law....This stew is so hot."

"Brother-in-law......."

"If you make dirty jokes again, I'll kick you out." Hachiman glared at his sister-in-law.

"Hey." But the other party seemed to be used to being shameless. I have to say, he was still a little cute.

"When you took Shaxi away, I thought you were a very cold person. Oh, I was wrong."

Hachiman complained helplessly, and reminded Kagero that he had not forgotten that she had kidnapped Saki and threatened him.

"Haha, Sister Yukino and I look exactly the same. She is like a block of ice. If I were also cold and aloof, the attributes would overlap too much and readers would not be able to remember the super cute me." The sister-in-law broke the dimensional wall wantonly and continued.

"It was indeed my fault that Miss Shahi was captured..."

Then Kagero suddenly jumped behind Hachiman and kissed him on the cheek.

"I was wrong, I'm sorry, can you forgive me?"

"Oh my god, you are so shameless. I am your brother-in-law."

"Wouldn't that be more exciting?"

"Are you worthy of Yukino?"

"Oh, I didn't expect you to say that."

Wow! I was so excited that I shouted “Wow!”, but I was actually ridiculed by the yellow-haired girl.

"In that case, can you forgive me?"

Kagerou's chest gently pressed against Hachiman's back...

Just when the atmosphere was somewhat ambiguous, Komachi suddenly ran in: "Brother, do you have a fruit knife... Wow, I'm going to wash my eyes."

Seeing something she shouldn't have seen, Komachi covered her eyes and ran away.

"Don't come down yet, idiot." The young man sighed.

Yang Yan then climbed down, his cheeks slightly red as if he was tipsy.

About thirty minutes later, the fried pork chops, tamagoyaki, cream stew and cold salad were ready.

Although he doesn't need to cook now, it doesn't mean that he can't cook. Regardless of how good the food tastes, it's better than the guy next to him who can only get away with takeout.

After finishing the sauce for the last deep-fried pork chop, Yang Yan looked eagerly and asked, "Um, brother-in-law?"

So please don’t worship me too much, it makes me feel embarrassed.

Hachiman tried not to let his nose grow longer, and said as if nothing had happened: "What's wrong?"

"Can you take off your apron?"

Then I saw my sister-in-law take off his apron with her own hands, tie it on herself, tie up her hair, put some water on her forehead, move the prepared dishes out and put them on the dining table.

"Dad, Mom, Komachi, it's time to eat. Sorry, I was a little slow because I wanted to wait for Hachiman-kun to come back."

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay. I'm the one who said you've worked hard." Hachiman's mother said quickly.

She looked like a virtuous and kind wife. Hachiman sneered and brought out the stew, still showing disdain.

"You bastard, didn't you see that Yukino-chan was sweating all over? You didn't even help her. You just ate and didn't even use a tissue to wipe her sweat."

"No, actually Hachiman-kun did help cut the vegetables, although he almost cut his finger."

"Yukino" smiled shyly, and in front of Hachiman, he endured the itching of his fist and rubbed her cheek with a tissue.

This guy can only smile foolishly. Is he really that happy?

The whole family sat at the dinner table, and Komachi sensibly praised: "Sister Yukino's cooking skills are still as good as ever, but the taste seems a little different from before, more like the dishes made by my brother."

"Yukino" smiled gently: "In fact, today's dishes are all learned from Hachiman-kun...ah..."

"What's wrong, Yukino-chan?"

Yang Yan forced a smile and said, "I accidentally burned my tongue."

She stroked her thigh, which had just been pinched hard by her damn brother-in-law.

"Oh, why are you still like a child? You need to eat slowly." Hachiman's mother said jokingly.

"Yeah." Yang Yan glared at Hachiman, and Hachiman glared back.

"If you continue to act like a demon, I will strangle you to death."

After that, this guy ate peacefully. Hachiman then remembered Komachi's work problem. He remembered that she had talked to him about it before. He wondered how she was doing now.

"By the way, Komachi, where are you interning now?"

Komachi, who was eating, raised her head, with rice grains at the corners of her mouth, and seemed a little touched: "Brother, you finally remembered to care about Komachi's future."

"Why does this sound a bit sarcastic?" Who did you learn this from? It's a bad thing.

"Ahaha, I'm just kidding. Komachi's internship is at a great location right now, it's at Sobu High School."

This surprised Hachiman: "Hey, you're going to be a teacher? But I remember that this is not your major."

Komachi waved her hands and said, "No, no, it's not like that. Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka became the principal, and her secretary went back to her hometown to have a baby, so I applied for the position of principal's secretary. I didn't even say a word, and Shizuka agreed to let me start the job. It's just that her additional conditions bothered me a little bit."

"What additional conditions? Brother can help you bargain." Hachiman said jokingly.

"It means that I'm not allowed to date within five years after I become a regular employee." Komachi said with some distress.

"Teacher Jing, NICE!" Hachiman applauded Teacher Jing from afar. This additional condition was so good that he was so moved that he wanted to donate half of the library to Sobu High School.

"Hahaha, I knew brother would react like this. Well, I plan to be an excellent woman who is financially independent, and I don't want to fall in love for the time being." Komachi said with her fangs showing.

However, having said that, Hachiman is considering whether to go to Sobu High School tomorrow. After all, she is his sister, so he should ask Teacher Shizuka to take care of her.

Moreover, thinking of the gloomy Akane Shinjo, he was a little worried about the situation of Rikka Takanae.

He was distracted for a while, and when he came back to his senses, he saw Yangyan's strange and envious expression. When he noticed Hachiman looking at her, he turned into a silly smile.

After the meal, Hachiman's mother refused to let Yukino wash the dishes, and instead ordered Komachi to clean up the dishes.

Hachiman privately thought that this made her secretly relieved. After taking a sip of after-meal tea, he saw his mother coming out with a box.

"Come to think of it, we've never given you any gifts. It's not something expensive, so just accept it."

Hachiman's mother stuffed a dark blue jewelry box into Yangyan's hand. Inside were two exquisitely crafted platinum necklaces, both for men and women.

Yang Yan picked up the women's necklace with some surprise, her eyes sparkling with joy.

"Mom, I like this necklace very much." Yang Yan said.

This surprised Hachiman's mother a little. According to Yukino's previous personality, she would have refused it for a while, and only accepted it after Hachiman persuaded her.

Maybe she really likes him, Hachiman's mother gave an explanation in her mind.

Hachiman rolled his eyes, but thought to himself, it's useless even if you like it.

Chapter 16 Sister-in-law and the Leader

Yang Yan accepted the jewelry box as a matter of course, as if it was a gift to her.

While the two elders were not paying attention, Hachiman said to Yangyan: "Remember to give it back to me when you leave. This is for Yukino."

Yangyan's excitement, who was still playing with the necklace, was half extinguished, causing Hachiman to even feel a little guilty.

The sister-in-law neither agreed nor refused, but said perfunctorily: "Let's talk about it later."

Originally he wanted to emphasize not to play tricks, but when he saw how cherishing she was, he couldn't say it for a moment.

It’s not something expensive, and as the leader of a religion, he definitely has no shortage of more luxurious decorations.

If Hachiman could see the Goddess costume that Kagerou wore when he met Yasui Toratetsu on the night of the Battle of the Imperial Palace, he would surely agree more with his own guess. It is not a work of art that can be described as luxurious, but a priceless treasure. Moreover, there are actually two sets of Goddess costumes, black and white, corresponding to the dark form and the auspicious form of Marichi Goddess respectively.

Yang Yan was wearing the black Son of God's robe, symbolizing the Dark Goddess. Unfortunately, the white Son of God's robe that had been prepared long ago would probably be forever covered in dust, without the chance to be worn by its owner.

So Hachiman couldn't help but ask: "Do you really like it that much?"

Yang Yan looked at him with eyes that were sometimes cunning and sometimes bright, and asked earnestly, "You really don't understand?"

Hachiman shrugged and said, "I just don't think my charm is strong enough to make women throw themselves at me."

Ever since returning home this time, Yangyan has shown an inappropriate closeness to him, which makes no sense.

Because he is Yukino's fiancé, Yangyan also fell in love with him. Haha, where did this self-propelled hormone transmitter come from?

Moreover, the other party inherited the character and scheming of Yukino's father. He kidnapped Saki and used Hachiman to eliminate the second generation of the Sonsei Cult, an extremely hard-line faction within the cult.

If I say that she is a simple love-brained person, I will laugh.

"So what's your purpose in getting close to me these past two days?" Hachiman said rationally.

However, there was a very strange emotion flashing in Yangyan's eyes, which he couldn't understand.

"Yukino-chan, the water in the bathroom is already hot, let's take a shower first." Hachiman's mother suddenly interrupted their conversation.

Yang Yan smiled and said, "I'm going to take a shower first, you can guess."

In other words, he was indeed approaching him with other purposes. After clarifying this fact, the young man felt relieved.

If you can't grasp the goals and ideas of everyone around you, you will feel uneasy.

Oh, I have become a boring adult.

When Yangyan came out of the shower, Komachi pulled her over before she could finish her words. Hachiman could only shrug and go take a shower.

After an all-night flight and more than a day of life in the police station, I didn't even have time to adjust to the jet lag. My body had already sent out warnings, and I finally washed away all the tiredness in the bathroom.

After coming out of the bathroom, even my body felt much lighter.

When he wiped his hair with a towel, he could no longer see her: "Mom, Yang...where is Yukino?"

But my mother walked up to him quietly and put something in his hand. It was a balloon.

Hachiman's mother whispered to him, "The soundproofing at home isn't that great, so you two should take it easy. Also, be careful. Her family is a famous one with many rules. It would be troublesome if someone died before the marriage."

Oh my god, what are you thinking about, mom?

Seeing her son's dazed look, Hachiman's mother said with some disdain: "Why do you need to hide this? You should get married and give me a grandson as soon as possible."

Grandson...actually he already has one, but he would never dare to say that now.

After saying that, Hachiman's mother walked away, leaving him holding the balloon in his hand, feeling a bit helpless and amused.

He went upstairs and opened the door of his room. As expected, Yang Yan was already hiding under the mattress. She patted the spot next to her and said.

"Brother-in-law, it's very warm here."

The young man curled his lips, walked to the bedside, and threw the condom given by his mother on his sister-in-law's face. Yang Yan didn't look embarrassed at all, but held it in his hand with great interest.

"I'm not very convenient today, but if you want... it's OK."

Hachiman startled and actually jumped onto the bed, who was next to Kagero.

"Wow, brother-in-law, you are too impatient."

She shrank back to the wall, and ended up getting hooked on the chin by Hachiman.

"Don't tease men casually, little girl. If I really fuck you here, you won't even have anywhere to cry."

It was obvious that she was just teasing him and had no intention of actually having an intimate relationship with him.

The acting was too exaggerated and it seemed a bit fake.

However, she said with a smile in her eyes: "If what I said is true, in fact, if you really do it here, I can also do it. As long as you agree to one condition, I can be more open than Sister Yukino, and you can do whatever position you want."

"What conditions?" He was just simply curious, hmm.

"Be my fiancé, choose me instead of Sister Yukino."

The two of them were in the same quilt, looking like a loving couple, but with a distance of less than ten centimeters between them, there was no ambiguity at all.