Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

"Ah, you're so polite. Just tea will do." Sayoko displayed the etiquette of a noble lady.

"Make it yourself." After saying that, Kinoko walked to the sofa with a cup of coffee.

Hachiman couldn't help but laugh, much to Sayoko's chagrin, "President Hikigaya!"

Which country are you from?

Hey, why don't you even call me uncle? You really don't distinguish between superiors and subordinates! But Hachiman only complained in his heart.

After all, it was working hours, and it would seem strange for the "client" to hear the secretary looking at her uncle.

"What about you? What would you like to drink?" the girl asked with a playful smile.

But the young man pulled out a bottle of sugar-free oolong tea from his pocket and said, "I have it, thank you."

Sayoko, who was making tea, looked even more resentful.

Nao Kinoko took a sip of coffee and said, "I already understand your intentions, but to be honest, there's not much I can do to help."

Hachiman shrugged and said, "Although it's a pity, it's not a waste to drink tea at Nao's house. I'm also a fan of your father."

Kinoko was stunned for a moment. You gave up too quickly, sir, can you please follow the script?

"I haven't finished speaking yet. I mean, you can actually go talk to Uncle Takeuchi. He usually listens to me." After all, love for someone extends to his dog.

"But then again, compared to Love You Pres, what advantages do you have? Can you make the mobile game more fun?" Kinoko continued to ask.

After all, behind the opponent stood Sony's music department, which also led to a very interesting phenomenon within Sony in the future. The growth of the game department depended on games, and the revenue growth of the music department also depended on games. Only mobile phones were always losing money.

"Well, to be honest, we don't have a lot of research and development funds. If there is a developer who has already made a prototype, I can even buy it and use it directly."

Moreover, the gameplay of mobile games is a pseudo-proposition that is always unpredictable. Hachiman did not want to brag about this, but directly took out a USB flash drive, pushed it in front of Kinoko, and said: "My chips are in this USB flash drive. I hope Miss Kinoko can give it to President Takeuchi. I think he will be interested in it."

In fact, it is not a big deal. It is just an outline of the future development direction of the Moon Company.

Compared to the future commercial company Type-Moon that will develop into a pan-ACG + multi-faceted company, the current Type-Moon is just a small workshop-style yellow game company that has just released the sequel to Fate and is still hesitating between preparing for "Magical Night" or remaking "Tsuki-hime".

Ah, you said it will still be a small workshop in a few years? It's okay.

But now President Takeuchi will definitely be interested in this report outline.

At that time, Hachiman would have the opportunity to convince the other party to take over the series authorization.

Nao Kinoko took the USB drive, smiled, and said, "So, what price are you willing to pay for me to hand this USB drive over to Uncle Takeuchi instead of throwing it in the trash can after you leave?"

Hachiman was surprised and said: "I am your father's fan, how could you do this!"

Kinoko was choked for a moment, then said calmly: "Then you can stop being a fan now... Miracles and magic are not free."

This sentence sounds so familiar.

Sayoko, who came over with the tea, chuckled and looked at Hachiman with a playful expression, as if to say, you have come to this day too.

"Then...can I get a discount?" Although it can't be free, I can still negotiate a discount, right?

"If you keep making jokes, I will manually format this USB drive." He broke his fingers.

"Sorry, please go on." Someone immediately backed down.

Kinoko turned her gaze to Sayoko, as if she was thinking about something, and then said, "Since you are a fan of Dad, you naturally know his writing style. What do you think is the most talked-about joke?"

"This, grand world view?" Hachiman said tentatively.

"Too shallow." Kinoko scolded.

"Hmm, a fantasy story hidden beneath the daily life of the school?"

"This is interesting, but it's not right," said Kinoko.

"So, boy meets girl?"

“Hahaha, you can say that, but that’s not what I want to say.”

Hachiman searched his memory, was stunned for a moment, and then said: "It can't be, Type-Moon Heavy Industries... I'm just talking nonsense."

However, Kinoko's eyes lit up immediately: "Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Saber-branded pliers, Tosaka Rin-branded water pumps, Matou Sakura-branded furnaces, even as a daughter, I think my dad's HS descriptions are really outrageous. There's nothing I can do about being criticized."

Ah, so this is it. It was so painful to read the original text, and it is not suitable for public display. Please review it at your own discretion.

"Although this description is a bit exaggerated, it is quite fitting in a sense. Pliers! Water pump! Furnace!"

"So you did it on purpose. Don't repeat it again. I'm about to have a stress reaction just from hearing it." Miss Kinoko said trembling.

"So what is your request? Does your father mind this matter very much?" Hachiman asked.

But Kinoko shook her head: "That's not the case. Dad just smiled and let it go. But now there is a problem."

"what is the problem?"

Kinoko pointed at herself and said, "I, Nao Kinoko, who learned from my father and his bunch of weird friends, seem to be only able to write Type-Moon Heavy Industries."

Ah, this...

Chapter 123: Prime Minister, I’m sorry!

"I, Nao Kinoko, who learned from my father and his bunch of weird friends, seem to be only able to write Type-Moon Heavy Industries."

Kinoko said this with a slightly sad tone, as if life had lost its meaning and the painting had turned gray.

"Can this be inherited?" Hachiman complained in confusion.

Then Kinoko put on a mask of pain: "If you have a father who recommends all the pornographic books he has played with to you, and doesn't even mind if there are any inappropriate plots in them, and he will show you every new manuscript as soon as it comes out, over time, your writing and style will become like that person's."

After all, she was really educated by her father.

Kinoko rolled her eyes and said, "I'll tell you a secret. I was the ghostwriter for DDD and Ten no Niu Yue. My pen name is the same as my dad's, so it's not a lie."

Hachiman opened his eyes wide and said, "Good fellow, you are the one who dug a hole and didn't fill it. Hand over the last two volumes of "DDD" to me. I want to see the follow-up of Huoluo-chan and my brother's orthopedic surgery."

Kinoko was shocked: "So you are really a fan of Dad."

She originally thought that the other party just said it casually to add points to his impression.

"Sayako, where is my sword? Give it to me." Hachiman immediately turned into a crazy demon who urged for more updates.

"Yes, President, please use it." Unexpectedly, Sayoko really took out a short knife for self-defense from her bag and handed it to Hachiman.

Hachiman took it subconsciously and shook it in the air, feeling a little embarrassed.

Kid, don’t you know what a joke is?

No, she understood, it seemed like she was doing it to "avenge" herself for what she had just done to Kinoko.

Kinoko also opened her eyes wide and looked at Sayoko who was smiling. The naughty child couldn't help but shrink back. Good guy, I didn't expect her to be a yandere.

The atmosphere was suddenly awkward because of the woman, and the next moment, Hachiman asked, "Can I eat the apple?"

"Please, please use it." Kinoko said nervously.

So Hachiman started to peel the apples with a knife, giving half to Kinoko and Sayoko each, and peeling a big one for himself.

While eating the apple, Hachiman asked, "Well, I almost understand your problem, so how do you want me to help you?"

Kinoko ate the apple in a few bites, threw the core into the trash can, and said, "Although my father doesn't care, I don't want to bear the name of heavy industry. But you also know that so-called writing is to turn experience into words under your pen, but now I am in an information cocoon, and the efficient source of information comes from my father and his friends. If I want to write different words, I must have my own experience, and the source of information must be separate from my father's side."

Then, as if she had thought of something, Kinoko said in a low voice, "After all, my father's friends wouldn't write a twisted orthopedic story about the fusion of brother and sister's consciousness, or write cyberpunk into a super Mario-su novel. Their perspectives are totally worthless for reference."

Well, in a sense, this is also the trouble of being born in a "family of books". Although the people around me are all geniuses praised by the outside world, it is precisely because of this that I want to take a different path to prove myself.

However, the Miss Kinoko in front of us can imitate her father's writing style and write something in the same "fungus" style, which has already proved her talent.

"But if that's the case, why don't you find a boyfriend and experience the mystery yourself... I'm telling you, don't even think about fucking the fans."

Hachiman suddenly paused, as if he had thought of something, and shrank back.

"What on earth are you thinking about!" Kinoko shouted, ah, these damn mountains.

"I'm selling my art, not my art... Actually, I can consider it, as long as you hand over the last two volumes of DDD."

Hachiman looked at Kinoko's face, bear, and cute doll-like figure, and finally changed his mind.

Ah, Prime Minister, I'm sorry.

But when he said this, someone stepped hard on his leather shoes.

"President Hikigaya, please don't show off your XP in business situations." Sayoko puffed up her cheeks and said stiffly.

I said, you are jealous, absolutely jealous.

Kinoko also noticed someone's gaze, and immediately covered her chest with her hands, her cheeks slightly red: "Pervert... why do you still look so intoxicated?"

But, being sold out by a cute legal loli is a perversion.

"I say, let's get off topic. Let's get back to business. Why don't you ask your boyfriend to try it yourself?" Hachiman brought the subject back.

After a long while, Kinoko rolled her eyes at him and said, "Well, there's no special reason. Can't you just not want to fall in love?"

Hachiman found it a little strange, but most of the time he didn't understand girls' delicate thoughts.

However, there was a third person at the scene. Sayoko said with a smile: "I think that those who fall in love with little girls are all perverts, Miss Kinoko, am I right?"

A sharp knife was inserted into Kinoko's heart. Kinoko's expression suddenly froze, slightly distorted with pain.

That's right, it's because she was born too short and too lolita-like. It's not that she has low self-esteem, but even Kinoko suspects that the boy who is interested in her might be a pervert who likes copper smelting. She feels disgusted, so how can she be interested in dating him?

Although this was true, Sayoko's naked knife still stabbed her and caused her pain.

Kinoko glanced at the young woman. When she first met her, she seemed timid and easy to bully, but she turned out to be unexpectedly poisonous. In other words, she was really mean.

Kinoko suddenly remembered the younger sister heroine in a work written by the uncle who looked like a migrant worker.

Hachiman also looked at Sayoko with some surprise, but he still came out to smooth things over, saying, "Sayoko, that's too rude. Miss Kinoko still has assets that are different from little girls, and they are very strong."

A cushion was thrown over, still warm.

Kinoko stopped the two from making jokes, otherwise he would probably get high blood pressure in no time.

"In short, you guys don't have to worry about why I don't have a boyfriend. Since you're here, it's just right. I want to directly experience the essence of the ambiguous period between men and women through you. This is my condition..."

"No, Sayoko and I are not a couple, and it would be too disrespectful to her. This is not just my problem." Hachiman refused calmly.

"The last two volumes of "DDD" have actually been written, but I never plan to publish them. In fact, you can be the only reader in the world who has read the last two volumes." Miss Kinoko gently tempted.

"Ms. Sayoko, please date me!" Hachiman stood up, bowed, and lost all his moral integrity.

But, that’s “DDD”, and I’m lucky enough to be the only reader who has seen the ending. This condition is really unfair!

Chapter 124: Divorced Young Woman Trainee

"Ms. Sayoko, please go out with me." Hachiman threw away all his moral principles for the out-of-print manuscript.

"President Hikigaya, please don't joke with me. I'm a married woman." Sayoko's cheeks turned slightly red and she was a little excited.

"Aren't you getting divorced soon?" Hachiman said casually.

Kinoko next to him looked at this guy with a look of rubbish: "Wow, what you said is really rubbish."

"Then why don't you change the conditions? There's no one else here, or if you really want to fuck your fans, I can sacrifice myself." Hachiman counterattacked.

"Cheers." Kinoko gave a thumbs up.

Hachiman looked at Sayoko again, only to see that she lowered her head out of habit, which made him feel a little embarrassed. In fact, he was mostly joking just now and just wanted to tease her.

"Or, forget it." He said tentatively.

But Sayoko's heart kept echoing with his words just now: Aren't you getting divorced soon?

Yes, although she is still a wife, since she has decided to divorce, she actually has the right to pursue a new life, the young woman thought.

Just like idols also have a transition period as trainees, then she is a divorced young woman trainee?

After she finished the psychological counseling, she looked up when she heard Hachiman's tentative words and said, "Okay."

"Wow..." Kinoko was also quite surprised. This seemingly timid woman was always bold in strange places, which made her feel even more evil.

Hachiman opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Sayoko: "Didn't you say that my divorce is a good thing? Then, President, prove to me that my decision is correct."

Then he blocked Hachiman's mouth so that he couldn't speak.

So the plan of playing the sweet and delicate role of a couple for Naoko to observe officially began.

They wanted to act like a sweet couple, but what exactly should they do? So, Hachiman and Sayoko tried to sit together and look into each other's eyes.

Although this guy usually talks a lot of dirty talk, but when it comes to deliberately saying dirty words to tease the other person, he doesn't know what to say for a moment. He is really a man who will fail at the critical moment.

Not to mention Sayoko, she can't say anything even if you hit her with three sticks, so it's too difficult for her to find a topic to talk about.

Ah, how embarrassing, Hachiman thought to himself.