"Yukino-chan, promise me that you'll only use your lips for eating, okay?"
"Mr. Agent..." someone suddenly called out from behind Hachiman.
Hachiman looked back in surprise and saw Rumi-chan standing there.
"Liumei-chan, have you come back with the drinks?" he asked as if he knew nothing.
But Liu Mei asked quietly, "Do you think I have a drink in my hand?"
Moreover, there is that phrase Mr. Agent, which seems to make everything self-explanatory.
Liu Mei couldn't help but look down at Hachiman's body, and her cheeks turned a little red from the smoke.
On this day, Liu Mei-chan grew up a little.
A little grown up, but not fully grown up yet.
"Sure enough, the life of the senior is more decadent than I imagined." Liu Mei seemed a little disheartened.
Hachiman panicked: "Rumi-chan, you're not going to give up on me, are you?"
Liu Mei snorted and looked at the bear: "No, I just thought that after leaving Sobu High School, I should have more time to monitor the behavior of my seniors."
Hachiman thought about the girl's implication, then said, "Actually, I already have a secretary."
"Fire him." Let me take over, Liu Mei said calmly.
Sayoko: ???
The girl looked at "Yukino-senpai" on the stage in the distance, and had to admit that compared to her, she had not done enough to make sacrifices for the person she loved.
At least now I don't have the courage to lie down under him.
Thinking of this, the girl felt like she was going to become mosquito-repellent eye again.
"Senior Yukino, you are really amazing."
In the end, the girl could only sigh.
Seeing this, Hachiman bowed slightly and whispered in her ear, "So, Rumi-chan, do you want to become as powerful as Yukino-senpai?"
Liu Mei-chan, my heart is beating fast.
..........................
About ten minutes later, Hachiman took Rumi out of Makuhari New City and walked to a nearby hotel. By the way, if I remember correctly, this is also one of the hotel alliances of the Yukinoshita family.
However, he was not so bored as to deliberately stir up the identity of Yukinoshita's son-in-law. He followed the instructions sent by Rikka and came to room 306 on the third floor of the hotel. It was Rikka who opened the door, but Akane Shinjo had just come out of the bathroom with a bath towel tied around her body.
"Uncle, you're finally here." Shinjo Akane subconsciously wanted to come closer, but Liumei stood in front of her.
"What? It turns out the class monitor is here too." Xin Tiao Qian's eyes rolled around.
"Uncle, I still have Ultraman's special effects costumes here, how about..."
"Shinjo-san, please put away your bold ideas. By the way, why are you all here?" At this time, Liumei realized that something was wrong.
Then Rikka raised the video camera with a faint smile and said, "Of course, the third episode of the play within the play is about to start filming."
Rumi's body stiffened for a moment, then she looked at Hachiman. She had never heard of this before.
As a result, this guy was pretending to be stupid and whistling, which made Liu Mei so angry that she stepped on him.
"But is the monitor really not coming? According to my script, this time the monitor is the main character."
Rikka stood at the doorway, gently tempting.
"Last time, the uncle celebrated my birthday alone with me. As a bad woman, I felt that if I stayed with the uncle, I would be lost in his tenderness, so I finally chose to leave. When the uncle found out that I had left, he must have needed someone to comfort his wounded heart. So, this is the time for you, as his daughter, to appear."
These words made Liu Mei silent, and she felt a little moved.
Liuhua struck while the iron was hot and continued to encourage: "This round is the time for you and uncle to improve your relationship."
It seems pretty good, Liu Mei thought to herself.
She turned her head slightly and said, "It's not impossible, as long as it's not a weird plot."
"Not strange, not strange." Rikka kept shaking her head and her eyes began to meet Hachiman's.
This time, it's done.
Then slowly, Rikka pulled out the costume of the shrine maiden Kaguya and showed it to Rikka. Obviously, the upper body was still the normal red undergarment and translucent white clothes, and the thighs were also white stockings that reached the thighs, but why did the original hakama become something like a loincloth?
What kind of witch costume is this?
Liu Mei had a bad feeling and said, "Could it be that you guys are missing me..."
Rikka suppressed her laughter and said in a serious tone, "This is the COS costume that Rumi-chan wore to comfort Hachiman-kun and make him happy. This is all for the plot."
"But...but..." How can I wear this kind of clothes?
Rumi couldn't help but look in Hachiman's direction, as if asking for help, but the fact that she would ask him for help in such a matter proved that Rumi was really panicked.
Hachiman put his hands on her shoulders and said, "All of this is for the sake of the plot. If we are going to do it, we must do it to the best of our ability."
But what does being the best have to do with me having to wear such weird clothes!
Liu Mei yelled in her heart as she collapsed.
At this moment, Liuhua's voice came faintly from the side: "If you don't want to wear it, then the plot can't move forward, and I have no choice but to change the script."
This seemed to be a matter of course, but also like a threat, as if to say, if you are unwilling to wear it, then there will be no chance to improve your relationship with Hachiman-kun.
"Xiao Qian, is it okay for you to be the heroine in the next scene?"
Wow, Rikka-chan is really a devil.
"Hey, hey, hey, absolutely no problem, it's just a COS costume, I can wear it, ah, I mean, actually I don't have to wear it."
Being sandwiched between three people, I suddenly felt like I was being PUAed.
This group of people are always under pressure.
Chapter 140: Love Uncle Like Rikka Loves Me
Rikka-chan said, "Give me ten minutes to think about it," and then pulled Hachiman out.
It was as if a unscrupulous boss had thrown a bank card to his secretary while he was away, asking her to be his mistress.
This kind of rhythm of relaxation and tension is strange to old PUA.
As for why they had to go outside, it was mainly because Rikka seemed to have something to say to him.
Hachiman asked, "You said just now that you had some doubts about the plot and wanted to discuss it with me. What did you mean?"
Generally speaking, a work is an expression of everything for the author, so it is rare for them to consult others in this way, which is why it seems strange now.
Liuhua looked at the man, and then said: "Actually, it's the character setting of Xiaoqian and I in the plot. In the past, we were both round-cornered girls in the plot. Now your relationship with Xiaoqian has changed a little. In the plot, it is still set up like that. I think it would be a bit inappropriate..."
Rikka raised her head slightly and said it was inappropriate, but in fact she was just worried that Hachiman would mind.
After all, although both she and Xiao Qian seem a little shy, they are still young girls in the budding stage, and now they have someone else, so it's normal to worry that the other party might mind...
"So I thought, if it was changed to, in fact, in the play, Rikka and Xiaoqian also met the uncle for the first time, just pretending to be experienced for the sake of face, then the plot can actually be rounded off."
Rikka looked at Hachiman with a questioning look and put the decision in his hands.
Akane's carefree personality would not allow her to think about such subtle things, so Rikka, who is much more emotionally delicate, would consider her best friend, and that's why she asked Hachiman this question.
"You mean, let me decide whether your setting is a skilled JK round-cornered girl or a young bitch pretending to be sophisticated?"
It seems that both are very attractive, Hachiman thought to himself.
"So, what's your choice?"
"An experienced JK girl with rounded corners."
Hachiman answered immediately, how does the saying go, two bad habits of men, dragging good girls into sex and persuading prostitutes to become good women.
Suddenly, Rikka's eyes became a little strange and disgusted.
"The uncle is really disgusting~" the girl couldn't help but say.
"But~ if the rounded-corner JK setting is changed, then Rikka-chan will lose her charm~" said Hachiman.
Liuhua raised her eyebrows: "Uncle, do you mean that my charm comes from my bitch attributes?"
Hachiman gently leaned closer to her head, "I mean, I understand that in real life, Rikka is really pure."
"Idiot, Akane and Rumi are still in there, what nonsense are you talking about."
She is shy, she is shy.
"Well, if there's nothing else, let's see what Rumi-chan decides."
Hachiman gently pushed her back forward.
Liuhua's eyes wandered, then she leaned close to his ear and whispered softly, "Uncle, let me tell you, Xiaoqian and I haven't yet..."
......................
Xiao Qian took out a bag of potato chips from somewhere, turned on the hotel TV and watched SSSS. Electric Machine King. While eating the cucumber-flavored potato chips, she said, "This Nan Mengmei is lame, she can't compare to Rikka's cuteness at all, and Amamiya Tetsu, that old pervert, has run out of ideas. wwwww"
Liu Mei looked at Akane Shinjo. Although she couldn't handle someone like Akane Shinjo who did things based on her feelings, she didn't hate such people. Instead, she was a little envious. After all, Liu Mei was always the kind of person who thought too much and did too little.
"Um, do you really need to think about this for that long, class monitor?"
Suddenly, Xiao Qian, who was watching the anime, spoke to Liu Mei, leaving Liu Mei speechless for a moment, and then she spoke.
"If it was just a normal COS, it would be fine, but this is that kind of clothes. I just checked it online. The original work..."
"But, I won't send it out to others, and there's only the uncle here." Xiao Qian couldn't figure out what the monitor was so fussing about.
"Even so, don't you feel ashamed of this kind of thing..." Liu Mei couldn't help but say.
"But, that's an uncle." Xiao Qian tilted her head.
"What kind of answer is that..." Liu Mei couldn't stand it. It turned out that people who do things based on their feelings are difficult to deal with.
"If you like someone, shouldn't you do things to make him happy?" Xiao Qian showed a matter-of-fact expression.
"Do you like senior?" Liu Mei asked.
"I love him." Xiao Qian said the blushing lines with an indifferent look on her face.
As expected, the thin-skinned girl blushed: "Please don't use such strange words."
"Hey, uncle saved me from despair, defeated the bad mother, and became my exclusive Ultraman. Why can't I say I love him? I love uncle as much as Rikka loves me." Xiao Qian said proudly.
Rikka: Thank you so much.
If you like someone, you should do things to make him happy. Once again, Liumei heard this sentence.
Then she looked at the strange shrine maiden costume on the wall, and it didn't seem so unacceptable anymore.
"Besides, you're not the only one COSing. Rikka and I will accompany you. Let me tell you, I really like the role of the Dark Elf Queen. Mmmm... It's really exciting." Akane Shinjo said in a cute voice.
Just as he finished speaking, Hachiman and Rikka came back on time.
"Rikka-chan, what's wrong with you? Your eyes are so watery." Akane Shinjo noticed sharply.
"Don't think I didn't hear what you said just now. What does 'love an uncle as much as Rikka loves me' mean, you're such an unreasonable guy!" Rikka walked over and grabbed Shinjo Akane's ear, making the pain-fearing girl beg for mercy quickly.
"So, class monitor, what's your decision?" asked Rikka.
"Will the photos not be circulated?" Liu Mei asked.
"I won't back up the SD card, and I will only give it to the uncle. I won't keep it for myself." Liuhua said. After all, this kind of large-scale customized COS was actually just their idea to make the uncle happy, and they had no intention of keeping any photos.
Rumi glanced at Hachiman, lowered her head for a long moment, then whispered, "Then.. I understand."
At this moment, even the air in the room seemed to turn a little red.
About two hours later, a woman in a police uniform stood at the door of the hotel.
The congresswoman who was acting as an idol on the stage just now was now disguised as a female police officer. She used the convenience of her own business to find out the actions of Hachiman and other girls, and then stood here holding the keys.
She opened the door in an instant and shouted, "FBI, OPEN THE DOOR!"
Then he rushed in, and the three cross-dressing COSers inside ran away in a panic, especially Liu Mei, who was already so shy that she was about to cry at any time, and now her eyes were full of tears.
"Wow, brother-in-law and you guys really know how to have fun." Yang Yan, who was not much better, said in admiration.
Hachiman held the camera, tilted his head, and said, "How about you come too?"
Finally, Yang Yan, who learned that they were filming a play, temporarily requested to add the role of a sister-in-law.
So, the play within the play started again in the chaos.
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