Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

For example, the brother in front of her.

Unexpectedly, she would learn a lesson from her former classmate who is now a homeless person.

"How about it? After chatting like this, have you felt less uneasy about the fact that you were taken advantage of by a homeless person for the first time? After all, there are not many homeless people as knowledgeable as me." Hachiman said jokingly.

"It's because of my classmate...you're annoying."

Then, as if to explain that she was not being casual, Yumiko said, "Hey, do you know why I just said..."

But Hachiman waved his hands and said, "I'm not blind. The 25-year-old glamorous female anchor has never dated a man, and there are men's pajamas that have never been used in the room. After all, we are old classmates. I know who you had a crush on in high school. If you want to say that you just wanted to take revenge on a man and chose me, there is no need to say that. I don't care. We are all adults. It's fine to only interfere with the body and not the feelings."

That being said, it was not wrong that my original intention was to use him to get revenge on someone, but something that I had cherished for so long was taken away, and you would die if you said a soft word.

After seeing her expression, Hachiman stretched out his hand and said, "How about I give you a loving hug?"

"Get down from here." Youmiko kicked him, but he dodged quite quickly.

Yumiko thought about it and felt that it was a bit strange, then asked, "You are quite skilled."

Hachiman sat on the single sofa next to him, opened the beer that Yumiko gave him, drank half the bottle in one gulp, and shouted happily. When he saw her asking questions, he blinked.

"I told you, there are very few homeless people as knowledgeable and talented as me. You should also know that there are many women like you who feel lonely. This city is really too cold~"

After a pause, he added: "Besides, if I were just a homeless person, I wouldn't have the money to get a physical check-up, so don't worry, I'm not sick."

"If you say that, my impression becomes even more complicated. Ahhhh, you bastard, you jerk, you're just a homeless person, reflect on yourself." Yumiko was very angry, probably because she knew that the graphics card she had just used was actually a mining card. She kept punching and kicking Hachiman, who huddled up on the sofa and even drank half a bottle of beer, which made Yumiko even angrier.

She gently flicked her gorgeous blond hair, examined the man in front of her, and said, "I'm not a casual girl."

"I know. The tissues in the trash can can prove it." Hachiman said, rubbing his cheek.

"I'm very unhappy now." Yumiko said again.

"Because of me?"

"What do you say?"

Hachiman shrugged.

"Come and sit next to me and hold my hand," Yumiko ordered.

"I said, I'm really not a duck." After all, ducks have to be charged on time, and he only asks for food and accommodation, which is very cheap.

Then, Yumiko took out a note of Fukuzawa Yukichi from her wallet and placed it on the table.

Hachiman quickly sat next to her and held her hand. It was soft and cool. As expected of a female anchor, the skin on her hand was tender and smooth.

"Say you love me," Yumiko said.

"I sell my art, not my body..." Hachiman emphasized.

"I'll add more money." The rich woman continued.

"I love you, Yumiko." Hachiman said sincerely.

Youmiko was silent for a while, then she said "hmm", then she slowly leaned on his shoulder and said sleepily: "Shoulder, I want to sleep for one night, I will pay you more..."

For various reasons, the already tired woman soon fell asleep.

Is this, seeking psychological compensation? What a lovely guy.

"Since we're old classmates, I'll give you a discount." He whispered and soon fell asleep.

Chapter 4: I'm really angry

Youmiko seemed to feel a mysterious breath, then slowly opened her eyes and saw a pretty face wearing glasses right in front of her.

"You're awake." The girl seemed to say with interest.

Yumiko was so frightened that she quickly woke up: "Wow."

Hachiman, who was standing next to her, was also knocked to the other end of the sofa. At this time, Yumiko, who was feeling a little sore all over, remembered what happened last night. Before she could sigh with melancholy, she realized that Hime was staring at her and Hachiman's hand holding each other.

Yes, the girl who came to Yumiko’s house early in the morning was her best friend from high school, Hina Ebina. By the way, she and Hachiman were also classmates, right?

But when I think of Himena being so clever and being seen holding hands with Hachiman by her...

"Hmm...what's wrong? Is it daybreak yet?" Hachiman woke up drowsily and had not yet come to his senses.

Yumiko quickly said, "Hina, don't misunderstand me, we are just..."

Hime pushed her glasses up gently and said with a grin, "I didn't misunderstand. I just posted the photo of you two holding hands and sleeping together on Twitter."

In an instant, Yumiko's mind was focused, and then she immediately stood up, clamped Hime's body, and kept pressing on Hime Ebina's temple with her fingers holding the cone.

"Didn't I tell you that this was a misunderstanding? Look what good things you have done!" Youmiko said gritting her teeth.

“Wuuuuu, is this a misunderstanding? The people in that trash can, wuuuuu, someone is trying to commit murder, help.” Ebina Hina cried out in a painful voice.

But Hachiman, who had just woken up, clearly saw the smile on Hime's lips. It seemed that he was also a person who enjoyed watching the fun and was not afraid of getting involved.

"Good morning, Hikigaya Ua-kun..." He even had time to greet Hachiman.

"Long time no see, Ebina-san." Hachiman called her name as if he missed her. He must have remembered it correctly.

"You two..." Yumiko was shaking with anger, which made Hachiman a little confused.

"Just post it on Twitter, it's no big deal. You don't seem like someone who cares that much about what others think of you." Hachiman said indifferently.

At this time, Hime felt that she should come out and explain: "Well, actually I still have a lot of old classmates on Twitter, such as Hayato, Yui, Isshiki-chan and so on."

"Oh, I understand." Hachiman said immediately. Although Yumiko's doing that with him was definitely intended to take revenge on Hayama, it was hard to predict whether Miura wanted him to know or not.

Yumiko saw that the situation was irreversible, so she let go of Himeko reluctantly, saying, "You know shit, it's not what you think."

Yumiko's phone rang. She covered her face and really didn't want to answer it, but she finally pressed the answer button: "Hello, Mom... No, that was just a joke from Hime... I said it was just a joke, don't you understand what others are saying... What are you meeting, he's just a friend..."

Then they started arguing. I don't know when Hime climbed onto the sofa and said to Hachiman cheerfully, "Actually, it's not a big deal if Hayato sees it. If he can get married, Yumiko won't be allowed to find a boyfriend. What's more interesting is that Yumiko's mother and I follow each other on Twitter."

As a result, Yumiko's mother successfully saw the photo of her daughter sleeping with a strange man holding hands and leaning on her shoulders.

So, there was a call to "raise the army and hold the culprit accountable."

Hachiman asked curiously, "Why were you able to enter Miura's apartment?"

Jicai waved her finger and said, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, don't underestimate the friendship we have cultivated since high school. There is a room in this apartment that is basically filled with my things."

"That's why you posted our picture on Twitter. You seem to care about Miura."

From what Himekina said, it means that Yeshan is getting married, and the bride is not Miura. If you think this way, her strange behavior of picking herself up and taking her home yesterday can be explained.

As for Himeko's thoughts, at least seeing Yumiko talking back to her mother, she probably no longer feels gloomy.

"Don't bother me. I'm just a fun-loving person who likes to play pranks." Ji Cai waved her hand and said.

"No, I want to say, well done." The two of them laughed as if in tacit understanding. Who doesn't like to have fun?

"I'm telling you two, don't take other people's pain as the source of your own happiness." Yumiko was furious after hanging up the phone. She was always annoyed by this guy's weird behavior when she was with Hime, and now that these two guys were together, she felt like the old mother who was worried sick.

"What did aunt say, meow." Ji Cai said with a smile.

Yumiko covered her face and said, "You really are... Never mind. Mom gave me a death order to take this guy back."

"After all, you are the first boy other than Hayato to appear by Yumiko's side in all these years. Ever since Hayato announced his marriage, your aunt has been worried about you," said Hime.

"I know, so..." Yumiko looked at Hachiman.

"I say, you don't have anywhere special to go, do you?"

Hachiman shrugged.

Yumiko gave him a complicated look and said, "Then stay and help me deal with my parents first."

The truth is, she didn't want to make her mother worry about her affairs anymore.

"Then, the tool Ebina Hime will retreat and will not disturb you two anymore." Hime ran away happily.

Yumiko was so angry that she laughed: "Just wait and see how I deal with you next time."

Hachiman looked at her with interest, which made Yumiko feel uncomfortable: "If you have something to say, just say it. Your bad behavior of looking down on others is exactly the same as Hime's."

"No, I just think, long live friendship." It must feel good to have a friend who cares about you like this.

"What a pity! I almost forgot that someone has no friends." Yumiko teased.

Hachiman shrugged again, seeming to genuinely not care.

Yumiko looked at the time. She was a serious journalist and had to race against time every day. She quickly went to the bathroom to wash up and changed into a professional dress in the room. Her stockings were roughly torn by that guy yesterday. Thinking of this, Yumiko felt that everything that happened yesterday was like a dream. How did she suddenly complete her coming-of-age ceremony?

Forget it, there's no point in worrying about it. She's not the type to complain about everything.

"Just stay here for now. The spare key is next to the TV."

He packed his things in a hurry to get ready for work, then took out a Fukuzawa Yukichi note from his Gucci wallet, stuffed it into Hachiman's hand, and said, "There's a shopping street nearby. Let's go find something to eat if you're hungry."

Hachiman accepted the money naturally, without any intention of refusing, and said, "Rich woman, soft, food."

Yumiko was too lazy to pay attention to him. She just hoped that he would not look so lazy in front of his mother.

Then she picked up her bag and prepared to go out.

At this time, Hachiman said: "Um, breakfast..."

Yumiko changed her shoes and said jokingly, "If you want to make breakfast for me, I'm not that pressed for time."

"I mean, the meat buns at 711 are good, you can try them." Hachiman recommended enthusiastically.

Youmiko gave him a middle finger, then checked her appearance in the mirror in front of the door. It seemed no different from yesterday, so she went out with peace of mind.

In fact, if Hachiman really said he would make breakfast for her, maybe after she finished eating, she would find an excuse to drive him away.

Even though they had the most intimate relationship last night, they were actually just strangers who were once classmates.

If he thought that this was a sign of concern for her injured self, she would probably be disgusted.

So, now this sense of distance is good, there is no burden at all, it is really comfortable.

As she was thinking this, Yumiko was about to reach the tram stop when she remembered that she had left today's script at home. She patted her head gently and took a taxi back. She had enough time. In fact, with her status, no one would say anything even if she was late, but she herself would not allow it.

When she opened the door again, she smelled the aroma of fried eggs. Yumiko walked in and saw Hachiman had just come out of the kitchen. There were fried bacon, luncheon meat and sunny-side-up eggs on the plate. After her house was renovated, the kitchen had never been heated, so there would be no such ingredients in the refrigerator. In other words, did he just buy them?

Instead of eating out, why not buy the ingredients and cook it?

Hachiman hesitated for a moment when he saw Yumiko suddenly come back, and then said tentatively: "I can only give you the sunny-side-up egg at most."

As if he was afraid that Yumiko would steal his breakfast.

Yumiko returned to her room to retrieve the script, took the largest piece of luncheon meat from his plate, bit it off, and ordered, "Clean up the apartment for me today."

Then he ran away without looking back. Why is this guy so annoying?

However, the luncheon meat was fried quite deliciously.

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The so-called workplace is like a battlefield, but for the news department of a TV station, it is not an adjective. The world is turbulent, and different hot events occur every day. From the selection of news to the writing and recording of lines, this is a job that must be completed before 4 pm every day. After all, a few hours must be reserved in case there are errors in the information and re-recording is required.

Although all of this is a teamwork task, as the host, Youmiko needs to participate in all aspects. Therefore, she often becomes the busiest person and is busy like a war every day. The good thing is that when she is working, she can temporarily forget all unnecessary emotions.

"Yumiko, it's time, do you want to go eat?" said a female colleague who was good friends with Yumiko.

"Well, Hecai, you go first. The new editor is not very sensitive, so I need to adjust the script." She said helplessly. After all, when the news was finally broadcast, it was her who said it, so she naturally developed a sensitivity to the script. Instead of letting an unfamiliar editor revise it slowly, it would be faster for her to change it directly.

The two female colleagues smiled bitterly. With such a workaholic look, he deserved to be in a high position at such a young age.

"Okay, do you need me to bring you a sandwich?" said the female colleague.

Yumiko thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "Go to 711-Eleven and buy me two meat buns."

The two female colleagues were a little puzzled, as they had never seen Youmiko like eating buns before, but they still responded and left.

Just like that, Youmiko finished recording the news in a daze. In the TV dramas or novels she had watched in the past, there were always scenes where girls needed to stay in bed to rest after being picked up by the protagonist, but she was actually fine. Apart from feeling a little sore in her body, she didn't feel anything serious. As for the soreness in her body, she often felt this way when she stayed up late to record the show. In other words, she was the so-called strong woman.

Yumiko relied on such random thoughts to relax her tense nerves during work every day, and then she saw two meat buns on the table.

"Really, this damn job..." She complained in a low voice, then picked up the meat bun, tore it off and ate it in small bites. No matter how delicious the meat bun was, it wouldn't taste much better when it was cold. But Youmiko thought it was actually okay, so she felt even more weird. That guy had obviously become a homeless, so why did he understand life better than her!

Suddenly, her cell phone rang. She opened the lock screen and saw a text message from Ye Shan.

"I saw Himena's tweet... I wish you happiness."

A surge of anger erupted from Yumiko's heart, and she responded directly.

"Climb for me, you idiot."

Don't think that Yumiko doesn't know what he is thinking. Hayato will not be jealous because she found a "boyfriend". Instead, he will be relieved because she found "the other half of happiness" and will not feel so much guilt.

Just thinking about it makes Youyouko feel like she has something stuck in her throat.