Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Just like Yumiko, didn't she also take the initiative to pick him up?

"I was deceived, you liar." Youmiko couldn't help but raise her voice.

Perhaps it was because the noise was too loud on the street and he happened to meet a patrolman passing by. The patrolman in a blue uniform looked at Hachiman with suspicion.

"Miss, what happened?" It seemed as if he was going to arrest Hachiman if they didn't agree with him.

Yumiko lowered her head, hugged Hachiman's hand and said, "I'm sorry, I was just joking with him. He is my boyfriend."

Ugh, ugh ....

Then she quickly dragged Hachiman away in the gazes of everyone. Now she could only pray that, as Hachiman said, her influence was not as great as she imagined, and that she would not be recognized.

When they were almost downstairs, Youmiko asked, "If that's the case, why did you mess up so badly that night?"

She didn't believe that such a dirty look could really arouse a woman's kindness. He wasn't a kitten or a puppy...well, except her.

Hachiman seemed to find it difficult to speak, and after a while he said, "The car overturned, and after I was picked up, I found out that the other person had a husband. I was also caught on the spot, so I had no choice but to escape, but he was the boss of some underworld group."

So strictly speaking, he was actually on the run, and he didn't want to be recognized because he was so dirty, but he didn't expect to meet his old classmates at this time.

After hearing this, Youmiko was stunned for a few seconds and then burst into laughter. She held her tall figure with both hands on her stomach. It was rare to see a beautiful woman laughing so carelessly.

It seemed that nothing could relieve her stress better than hearing Hachiman get humiliated.

Hachiman said angrily: "Don't build your own happiness on the pain of others. It's too bad, so I don't want to say it."

Yumiko patted his head gently: "So thank me, I saved your life."

Besides, her family is really not afraid of any gangster boss.

"Haha." Hachiman thought, if it weren't for this accident of yours, he would have slipped out of Tokyo long ago.

After opening the door, Hachiman seemed to have thought of something and added: "What I did just now was not a way to seduce you... I have never used it on other women."

Although it is okay not to explain, maintaining the necessary good relationship with the employer is the basis for smooth work.

Yumiko just nodded lightly, as if she didn't care. As soon as she opened the door, she heard her mother complaining that "it's too late".

So I said it, the taste won’t be terrible if it’s a little bit off.

During dinner, Yumiko suddenly became a transparent person, listening to her mother and Hachiman testing each other in laughter and conversation. For example, in her mother's eyes, Hachiman was a PhD in business administration from a prestigious university who had just returned to China and was now resting, preparing to take up an important position in an international trading company for which he had already received an offer. Her mother even tried to find out about the position, annual salary, and family background in a roundabout way, which made Yumiko feel overwhelmed. But this guy was indeed a specialist in dealing with women. He lied fluently and made them fit together so perfectly that there was no flaw in his lies.

Youyouko just sneered in her heart, wondering how many templates this guy had in his mind.

As she thought about it, Yumiko couldn't help but think of the time when Hayato first met her parents. Hayato was also cleansed by his mother's barrage. At that time, he was just tense, but his performance was much worse than that of the guy in front of him...

When washing dishes after dinner, Yumiko habitually threw down her chopsticks and lay on the sofa, like a greasy middle-aged uncle. As a result, her mother scolded her to help wash the dishes, and she reluctantly came to the kitchen and helped her mother rinse the dishes that had been wiped with detergent with clean water again. However, Hachiman, the guest, finally behaved like a guest and sat on the sofa watching the news.

It's his own news again. How much does this guy want to see himself make a fool of himself?

My mother gently poked the soft flesh on my waist and said, "Hey, I think you and him are a good match. You have been so lazy that you will have trouble eating in the future. He can cook for you and make money. More importantly, I think he has a good temper. If you are impatient and find someone with the same personality, you will explode. So you should seize this high-quality stock this time and don't let the duck in your mouth fly away again."

When she heard the word duck, Youmiko laughed. It was a real duck.

"Hey, listen to what people are saying, why are you grinning like an idiot?" said the mother dissatisfiedly.

"I know, I know. We've only just started. There's not even a hint of progress yet." Youmiko said perfunctorily.

"Why are you in such a half-hearted attitude again...have you done it?" Mom looked at Hachiman cautiously and asked in a low voice.

Yumiko wiped the plate with a dry cloth and after a moment of silence, she said "hmm" softly.

"Oh, I finally got myself out." Mom seemed relieved.

Youmiko placed the plate on the drainpipe angrily, thinking to herself, it's not that she didn't want to give it away before, but unfortunately the other party didn't want it.

"In the past, I, your mother, was always worried about what kind of man you would find in the future with your bad temper. Now, I think, as long as he is a man, you should find one quickly. I was worried to death." Mom said with a smile.

Yumiko couldn't help but laugh out of anger, thinking to herself that letting this guy play the boyfriend is not a bad thing, at least her mother is happy.

"By the way, when your father comes back from his business trip next week, bring Hachiman-kun home for dinner. This is a death order. Your father is worried about you so much that his hair has turned white. Can you bear it?"

It’s just that the lease period seems to be extended again.

Chapter 8 You are unexpectedly cute

Yumiko originally wanted to send her mother away, but her mother designated Hachiman to take on this job, forcing Yumiko to murmur, "It's true that the more the mother-in-law sees her son-in-law, the more she likes him."

After Hachiman sent Yumiko's mother downstairs, her mother's first words stunned him: "Thank you for acting in this scene with that idiot."

It turns out that Yumiko's mother could see it. Well, it's not surprising, after all, she has been eating decades more than the two of them.

"It's not hard. After all, I did get paid. She just doesn't want you to worry anymore." Hachiman persuaded.

Yumiko's mother laughed and said, "As a mother, how could I not know what she was thinking? That's why I didn't expose her. And, do you know how I saw that?"

Hachiman shook his head.

Yumiko's mother looked at the floor above and said, "Although she seems to be very decisive outside, she is too naive and stubborn when it comes to feelings. It should be true that you two were high school classmates, so you should understand her attitude towards feelings."

All those years of unrequited love for Ye Shan ended up with just the words "I'm getting married".

Yumiko's mother raised her head and looked at him. "So, how could a silly daughter like me jump into a new relationship? If she was really that smart, she wouldn't end up like this."

"There's no need to be so extreme..." She was so miserable that even Hachiman couldn't help but speak for her.

"Besides, Yumiko doesn't hate you. That's enough. I still have high hopes for you." Yumiko's mother changed the subject.

"She has never been nice to me." Hachiman said with a smile.

"If I really hated you, I wouldn't have kept you at home. My daughter is not a casual girl." At this time, Yumiko's mother said with a smile. Just then, a car came and she sat in it.

"Well, Hikigaya-kun, I look forward to seeing you again at my house." Then he waved and left.

Hachiman stood there for a while before complaining, "Ah, I'm really no match for an auntie with so much life experience."

She even realized that the identity she said was actually made up.

"It's really annoying to impose these expectations on others without permission," he said as he lit a cigarette.

Even though she knew he was fake, based on some kind of judgment, she still believed he was trustworthy, and she smiled as she took on the task of comforting her daughter.

Alas, compared to such a vixen mother, Youmeko, whose thoughts are written all over her face, is not even a little bit inferior.

Hachiman looked at the dark and deserted streets outside the community. In fact, it would be very easy for him to resist. He could just leave now. After all, the contract between him and Yumiko was just for him to play the role of boyfriend to her mother. Although the process was crooked, it was completed anyway. Now he didn't owe the other party anything if he left.

Then his mind suddenly emerged the image of Yumiko curled up after having sex with him last night, as if she was the only one left in the world.

He took a deep puff of half a cigarette, blew out the smoke ring and complained: "Damn it, I should have known not to go, now I'm at a big loss."

He originally thought that Yumiko was just lonely like other women and wanted to find a quickie, but he didn't expect that she had been cherishing the thing she had loved for so many years. Now he feels full of guilt.

According to his standards, this kind of woman should never be touched, because it is easy to trap yourself in it if you are not careful.

"Ah, what a big loss, what a big loss." He continued to complain and walked into the apartment.

When he returned to the apartment, he just saw Yumiko coming out of the bathroom. From a distance he could smell her wet hair with a refreshing scent like sea salt.

This is also her characteristic. Whether it is cosmetics or daily necessities, they are not mainly aimed at showing feminine charm, but simply, roughly, directly and powerfully show personality.

Perhaps because Hachiman's eyes stayed on her for too long, she couldn't help but cover her collar tightly and said, "What's wrong?"

There is actually some ambiguity in this sentence, mainly because he was attacked by Himena when he woke up this morning, and was harassed by his mother at night, which resulted in him being alone with Hachiman again, as if he was afraid that he would do something.

Hachiman sat down, his eyes slightly teasing, and said: "Don't worry, I also have professional ethics. I won't touch a hair on your head unless you allow me to."

Yumiko sat down, wiped her golden hair with a towel, and said with a twitch of her lips: "That's not what you did last night."

"So there was a misunderstanding last night... Tsk, let me discuss this with you." Hachiman said.

In fact, Yumiko didn't care much at first. After all, bringing Hachiman home was her problem, and she didn't intend to put this responsibility on him.

"What?" Yumiko asked.

"I was wrong last night. I will compensate you. When is Ye Shan getting married?" he asked.

"...The wedding will be held on the fifth of next month." Yumiko said after a moment's silence.

Hachiman nodded: "Okay, I will act as your boyfriend and attend Ye Shan's wedding. You don't want Ye Shan to think that you will cry without him, right? Of course, I will also help you deal with your parents."

Yumiko looked at him secretly and said, "Are you feeling guilty?"

I felt guilty for taking her first blood by mistake, so I wanted to make amends.

Yumiko burst out laughing, stuffed the pillow into her arms and clapped her hands: "You are unexpectedly quite cute."

I thought that after so many years, I had transformed into a popular scumbag Aquaman, but I didn't expect that I would feel guilty about something like this.

How should I put it, it's a bit like the awkwardness she had in high school, making her feel both strange and familiar.

Hachiman was a little embarrassed and shouted, "Stop making so much noise. Just be honest whether you agree or not."

Yumiko smiled gently, her eyes bright and cheerful. After thinking for a while, she said leisurely, "You will be responsible for breakfast and dinner."

In fact, after tasting his cooking, Yumiko felt that he was actually willing to stay and be a chef, and she could accept that.

"No problem," he said cheerfully.

"You have to take care of the housework too." Youmiko became more and more demanding.

"Haha, I'll wash your underwear too." He said with a sneer.

"If you can't help but do weird things with my underwear, remember to wash it." Youmeko said with a smile. Everyone can talk nonsense. We are adults now, and it seems like everyone can tell dirty jokes.

Hachiman choked, wow, his skills have improved.

So, both parties made the decision happily.

However, Yumiko did not ask about what happened to Hachiman after the wedding in Hayama.

Because there is no need to ask.

Chapter 9: Women are not the only ones who feel lonely~

So, somewhat unexpectedly but naturally, Yumiko welcomed her first opposite-sex cohabitant in her life.

But in fact, she didn't feel that much. After all, Hachiman was too "clean" and more like a part-time worker than a roommate.

He is a good cook, and his seasoning style, which is more inclined towards Nordic cuisine, feels new to Yumiko, who has only been used to eating Japanese food since childhood.

But that's all. He is not the warm-hearted man or perfect butler in the comics that Hime occasionally recommends to her. He stays in Yumiko's house just to make up for his own mistakes. Cooking is just physical labor as a person being taken in. Besides, he really has no intention of touching her actively. This is probably what he calls professional ethics.

Several times, when she returned to the park in front of the apartment after get off work early, she saw the children building sand castles in the sand pool after school. He looked like an unemployed middle-aged person. However, what surprised Youmiko was that he actually replaced cigarettes with lollipops. This guy really showed a sense of morality in inexplicable places.

A few days passed in this dull manner. One day after get off work, she went to a convenience store near the community to buy beer and saw Hachiman working the cashier in his clerk uniform. Yumiko was stunned for a moment but did not disturb him from working. However, when she paid him the next day, she deducted 1,000 yen on the grounds that he had eaten double the rations and had delayed making dinner.

Although they were all just ordinary days, Youmiko could always find some strange things about him, for example, he liked to walk around a lot. Perhaps he was practicing what he said about using his own eyes to confirm life. Within a week, he was more familiar with the area within two or three kilometers around the community than she was.

Occasionally when I don’t feel like cooking, I’ll use her money to treat her to a meal, sometimes to some izakaya in some corner, or a small restaurant with delicious food.

To be honest, Youyouko usually only ordered takeout to be delivered to her door, and she mostly went to the gym near the community. She never thought that there were so many strange places hidden in the places she thought she was familiar with.

As a professional media person, Youyouko can easily think that the more convenient life is now, the smaller people's activity radius is in a sense, and this "compression" may even be our own choice.

Yumiko began to understand why Hachiman chose this lifestyle.

But even though I understand it, she would definitely not do that. There are beggars who can become emperors, but no one would become a beggar in order to become an emperor.

except him.

...............................

"There's no need to discuss this issue any further. I won't agree to it. It's not a question of whether I'm jealous or not, but she's simply not qualified enough to go up there."

The phone call after dinner completely shattered her good mood.

".....Okay, let's talk about it at work tomorrow." Yumiko hung up the phone coldly and returned to the living room from the balcony. Hachiman was packing the dessert and putting it on the table. The fresh scent of pumpkin accompanied by the rich smell of milk dispelled some of her boredom.

She sat down and picked up the spoon: "I'm starting."

The refreshing sweetness released on her taste buds. After a day of hard work, she was almost moved to tears to be able to eat such a slightly cool dessert.

Yumiko held Hachiman's hand seriously and said, "Promise me that you won't make this dessert for other women in the future."

Yawata also said seriously: "Then you pay the patent fee. By the way, the patent needs to be renewed."

Yumiko was unhappy again and said depressedly: "I will die if you coax me."

"This is not the style of the invincible Queen Yumiko. Was she bullied by her boss?" Hachiman asked. In fact, Yumiko didn't avoid people when she called just now. After listening for a while, he knew it was a dispute at work.

Youmiko slowly walked to the sofa, hugged the pillow behind her back, and put her feet on the glass coffee table in an ungentlemanly manner, revealing her long legs to the fullest under her hot pants.

"Yes, I've been bullied. Oh, oh, oh, Bodhisattva Hachiman, please avenge me." Youmiko said coquettishly.

Hachiman stood up with a jolt, full of passion. He thought it would be a shame if the goddess was bullied. "Okay, tell me the address, and I'll go there with my knife in hand, and show that thief what it means to go in with a knife and come out with a knife."

Yumiko couldn't help laughing and said, "Forget it. Our minister has some issues with his sexual orientation and goes to the gym every day. I'm afraid that when I go to the police station to redeem you, you'll cover your butt and cry."