Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

I am your guardian knight. If Hachiman brags like this, he will probably be laughed at. People who exercise regularly will have low fighting skills.

"Well, just thinking about the air filled with urea and thinking about so many people on the beach..." Hachiman explained.

Good man, Youmiko was immediately disgusted: "If I tell you not to go, then don't go. Why are you disgusting me?"

As a result, she really didn't feel like going down to cool off.

"Hey, Yumiko, come down quickly, the water at the beach is so cool." A crazy woman who was actually wearing a swimsuit shouted at them.

"There are people who don't care." Hachiman shrugged.

"Dad, please bring her back quickly. After hearing what you said, I don't dare to ride in the same car with her on the way back." Youmeko shouted.

"Mother, it's a woman's job to educate children. Men are only responsible for work, meals and beer." said Hachiman.

Good guy, he's acting. Yumiko was a little amused. She added, "You drunkard, I haven't seen you bring any money home since we got married. Now you have the nerve to tell me that. Wait until I stab you to death with a knife."

Hachiman naturally followed suit and continued to add: "What a cruel woman, before you got married, you were not this shrew. It turns out that after getting married, women become like fish eyes~"

"Who is Fish Eyeball, bastard!" Youyouko couldn't hold it in anymore and showed her little fangs, but there was a smile in the corner of her eyes.

"It's annoying. Once you messed things up, everything I was thinking about became scattered again," she complained.

Hachiman was a little curious: "How are you going to do your new variety show?"

Yumiko thought about it and decided that it would be a good idea to talk to him about organizing his thoughts. Although Hachiman was not in this field, she had learned during this period that he had a strong logical sense and could find loopholes and fill in the gaps from a third-party perspective.

"Well, I'm planning to make a music variety show. Since it's the first variety show on the station, if we start with music, the audience won't be so limited. Secondly, we'll introduce a PVP elimination system to increase the viewing experience."

Hachiman stroked his stubble and said, "A little bit, normal. Although I don't have a cell phone, I still watch TV often. The kind of singing competition variety shows you mentioned are already very common, right? If you just want to get by, then it's okay?"

Youmiko shook her head: "Of course it's not just that. The next part is the key. There are two things. Instead of holding auditions, we will select contestants from already famous singers. First of all, their singing skills are mature and they are very entertaining. And I'm not going to select young popular singers, but singers who have been famous for a long time and are even sentimental to some people over the age of 40. I will also add a masked setting to increase the uncertainty..."

Hachiman listened to Yumiko's plan. In fact, he had already thought about it quite maturely. However, he still said, "How to solve the problem of singer resources? According to what you said, the singers involved are quite wide. It is not easy to invite singers who can leave behind popular songs."

Yumiko smiled bitterly: "Well, this is what bothers me, but let's just hand in the proposal first. This is not a problem I can solve alone."

The two discussed some more details. Yumiko was actually quite surprised that Hachiman did not give her suggestions from a production perspective, but simply simulated from a viewer's perspective, thinking about what it would feel like if she saw this show. She benefited a lot from this.

This put Yumiko in a good mood, so she said, "What do you want to drink? It's my treat."

"MIX coffee, please buy me cold one." Hachiman said.

"Aren't you afraid of indigestion if you drink something so sweet in this hot weather?" She complained, but still threw sand in his face and went to the Sea House.

By the way, there’s also a drink for Ji Cai. Even though she can only be considered as the child’s stepmother, you should still buy her a drink.

As she passed by a group of people carrying a drink, she smelled a strong smell of cigarettes. She subconsciously frowned and waved her nose. It was so disgusting.

Then, Yumiko realized at this time that the guy didn't seem to smoke today...

Realizing this fact, Yumiko felt a little better.

But when she returned, she met someone she had never expected, which made her stunned.

"Yumiko?" Standing not far away was Hayato Hayama, whom I hadn't seen for a while. With his blond hair and beach pants, he still looked very refreshing.

"Hayato-kun? What's wrong? Is it someone you know?" But next to him, there was a completely unfamiliar woman hugging Hayato's arm, and there was hostility in her eyes the first time she saw Yumiko.

Chapter 16 He's so fierce

Women are very sensitive about homosexuality, not to mention a woman who had an ambiguous relationship with her fiancé before.

While Hayama and Yumiko were still surprised by this chance encounter, she had already taken the initiative to attack.

"I say, Hayato-kun, this is the woman who pursued you since high school but was eventually dumped by you, right?"

The woman was fair-skinned and beautiful, and her tone was full of arrogance and condescension. That arrogance revealed a sense of contempt for others. In comparison, Youmiko felt that her arrogance at the time was already very cute.

"Hey, Yuri, who told you this..." Ye Shan suddenly raised his voice.

The woman named Yuuri's expression became even more tense. Actually, she was not that rude. She just wanted to see Hayato's reaction. As it turned out, she was not overthinking.

"Hmph, don't worry about it. It's not a lie anyway. You either have something shameful to show yourself or you don't." Xili said with a stern face.

Yumiko gradually calmed down, then she crossed her hands, sighed and said, "Hayato, considering our long-term friendship, it would be too much for me to be mocked like this again."

Ye Shan showed an apologetic expression, but Yumiko showed her sarcasm again: "Or do you want me to compete with Miss Yuuri for your favor together like in the light novel?"

People should not be arrogant, but they cannot be without pride. She just happened to be a notoriously tough nut to crack. Anyone who is her superior will have his life shortened by a few years if he is not optimistic.

Ye Shan gradually came to his senses. Some things couldn't be so coincidental. He thought about who asked him to come to the swimming pool today...

But before he could explain, he heard a long-lost yet familiar voice.

"Hey, Ms. Yumiko, why are you here? You asked me to buy oolong tea..."

The three of them gradually looked at the man who was walking over. Yuri stared at him with a piercing gaze. He was also wearing beach shorts that revealed most of his body. His face was not as handsome as Hayato's, and his body had many scars of varying sizes. He had no obvious abdominal muscles, but gave people a sense of strength that came from years of running. There was a hint of frivolity and cynicism in his eyes.

He is not as masculine and handsome as Hayato, but he has a unique temperament that makes people remember him at once.

"Ah, Ms. Yumiko, is this the man who has been trying to get you into bed since high school?"

As if deliberately imitating the ridicule of Yeshan's fiancee just now, Hachiman directly replied with the same words. In a sense, it was true. It was just that he didn't get the upper hand and let him get away with it.

What a damn charm of language! This guy is also a master at pretending to be confused.

"Hikigaya-kun...you two are really..." Ye Shan continued in surprise.

But Hachiman smiled, gently hugged Yumiko's arm, and said with a licking expression: "You're wrong, I'm Miss Yumiko's little dog, woof woof."

Ye Shan's expression became a little strange, and his fiancée's expression was not very good either.

Yumiko looked at the guy's funny behavior and immediately understood his intention. She was speechlessly moved.

Well, the smoking cessation candy was not given in vain.

Just when the atmosphere was a bit tense and awkward...it was other people who were embarrassed. Anyway, Hachiman wouldn't be embarrassed. As long as he wasn't embarrassed, it would be others who were embarrassed.

"Wow, are you all standing here like sculptures? Be careful of getting sunburned." At this time, Hime, who was soaking wet from wearing swimsuit, slowly walked over.

"Hina...please take a towel and wipe it first." Yumiko couldn't help but lecture her.

However, Ye Shan's gaze towards Hime was somewhat sharp, and when Hime met his gaze, she responded with a silly smile.

It's not a good idea to just insist like that. After all, they are old classmates, and the reasons are a bit complicated. It's not appropriate to just turn around and leave. What's more, Miss Yuli is very eager to fight and is unwilling to leave like this.

About ten minutes later, the five people sat at the table and chairs set up in the Sea House and ordered some cold drinks and smoothies, but except for Himena and Hachiman, the other three did not move.

As usual, Ye Shan was the one who broke the ice and took the initiative to introduce: "This is my fiancée, Arai Yuri."

Hachiman and Himena clapped their hands quickly: "Oh, congratulations."

Their movements are so consistent that one might even wonder if they had rehearsed it in advance, but in fact, they hadn't. All we can say is that bitches are very similar in that they are bitches.

It's a very normal thing to say, but it sounds so sarcastic when it comes out of their mouths.

Yumiko held back and didn't laugh, but looking at the blue veins on Miss Yuri's face, one was a little worried about her blood pressure.

Yumiko suddenly asked, "I say, does Miss Arai have a brother or sister named Arai Miri?"

"Hey, that's my cousin. How come Miss Miura knows her?" Arai Yuri said in surprise.

Then Yumiko chuckled twice and thought to herself, you Arai sisters are here just to cause trouble for me, right?

Okay, everyone is almost being weird.

Hayama continued to introduce: "This is Himena Ebina, this is Hachiman Hikigaya, and this is Yumiko Miura. The three of them were my classmates in high school."

Arai Yuri took out three envelopes, or invitations, from her bag and handed them to them, saying, "It just so happens that next month is my wedding with Hayato-kun, and I hope you can come."

As she said this, Yuri Arai raised her head slightly and spoke to Yumiko with pity from top to bottom.

No matter what happened in the past, she is the winner now and Ye Shan's wife will be her.

I have to say, this trick is very LOW, but very practical, especially for Yumiko. She tried hard to suppress the anger in her heart. The more she showed it here, the more proud Arai Yuri would be.

However, the invitation was intercepted by Hachiman in the middle of the process. He said with a smile: "In fact, two will be enough. After all, I will appear with Miss Yumiko at that time."

Arai Yuri twitched her lips and said, "Congratulations, Miss Miura, you found a new boyfriend so quickly. You see, as long as the guy is not as good as Hayato-kun, it is easy for Miss Miura to find a boyfriend with her appearance and character."

"Yuli!" Ye Shan said as if to stop her.

But Arai Yuri greeted him and said word by word: "Hayato-kun, don't order me around. You are not qualified. I didn't ask for this wedding. Don't forget that it was you who proposed to me."

It seems that there is some interesting inside story, but it has nothing to do with Hachiman, he just said with a smile.

"No, who told you that I was dating Ms. Yumiko? I don't have the qualifications."

Just when Hayama and Arai were stunned, Hachiman said with a smile: "I am Miss Yumiko's little white face... I am just a pet."

Ji Cai's eyes lit up as she stood aside. He was indeed the same type of man as him. He was so handsome.

Chapter 17 Dating

Why does Hachiman insist that he is Yumiko's gigolo? To put it bluntly, he is taking advantage of her and bringing Yuri Arai down to his level.

The relationship here is a bit subtle. Originally speaking, Yumiko is indeed the loser and Yuri Arai is the winner.

As the object of competition between the two, Ye Shan's position was one level higher, while the two women were on the same level.

So, no matter how much Yumiko uses her eloquence, it is just the barking of a loser, because her equal is Arai Yuri.

So if Hachiman considers himself as Yumiko's gigolo, then the situation will be different. Yumiko herself will be the stronger party in the relationship between men and women, and she will be equal to Hayama, with no distinction between the two.

What about Arai Yuri? Sorry, her opponent turned out to be a gigolo.

He is indeed a man who can make dog shit regret stepping on it, and a man who will make the pillar of shame feel ashamed if he is engraved on it.

Everyone present understood this operation, including Hime. However, Arai Yuuri, who did not know Hachiman, felt that something was wrong, but she could not figure out the relationship between them for a while, and just felt unhappy subconsciously.

Arai Yuri then said, "So he's a gigolo... Sorry, I've always been quite straightforward."

But Hachiman didn't seem to mind and said, "So she's a gigolo... Sorry, I'm always more straightforward."

Arai Yuri said angrily: "What did you say? How can there be such a statement?"

Hachiman leaned his head forward slightly and whispered, "I say, what on your body did you earn with your own hands? No matter if it was from your parents or the man next door, everyone came out to get it. Do you have anything that you are more proud of than me?"

He is very ruthless in judging people. You can tell at a glance that a girl like Arai Yuri is a rich family girl who has been spoiled since childhood...

"From now on, the person you have to rely on is Hayama, just like I rely on Miss Yumiko for a living. We are both prostitutes. Generally speaking, due to the difference in gender, I have to work harder than you." Hachiman said with a sneer, which made Arai Yuri very angry.

But it was not just Arai that Hachiman didn't let go. Even Hayama didn't have a good face. He said, "Come to think of it, I should thank you for your moral values, Hayama. You never touched Miss Yumiko, and then on the first day I met her, I ate her whole."

Hachiman looked at the slightly changing expression on Yeshan's face. Only men understand men. Even if the person in Yeshan's heart is not Yumiko, whether as a friend or a long-term ambiguous object, a man like Yeshan simply cannot be ruthless. A man's instinct will make him feel painful.

Yumiko looked at Hachiman. It was the first time she saw Hachiman get serious, or angry. The endless artillery fire seemed to drown the two people opposite him.

Even Hime wanted to applaud, but was stopped by Yumiko with her eyes. "Don't make trouble by joining in, really."

"Hayato-kun, can you please say something?" Arai Yuri was so angry that her lungs were about to explode. She had never been attacked by such a foul-mouthed hooligan before, who kept implying that she, a rich lady, was the same as him, a gigolo.

But before Hayama could say anything, Yumiko took a deep breath and said, "That's enough, Hikigaya, stop talking."

She turned her gaze towards Ye Shan and said, "Now, do you still welcome us to attend your wedding?"

Ye Shan pursed his lips and said, "As long as you are willing to come."

Yumiko just sneered: "Hayato, you have remained the same for so many years."

The scene is always thoughtful and complete so as not to embarrass anyone, but the crucial moment is as ruthless as ice.

Then I left here alone and left the beach.

Ye Shan said to his fiancée with a sullen face, "Yuuri, you should take a taxi and go back first. I have something to say to Hikigaya-kun."

"Hayato-kun!" she screamed.

But Yeshan looked at her calmly, and finally Arai Yuri left with red eyes kicking the sand.

Hachiman said calmly, "What's wrong? Do you think that treating your fiancée coldly is your way of making up for Miura?"

Ye Shan's face twitched for a moment, but he recovered quickly: "Hikigaya-kun, your words are still so powerful and you know how to hurt people as much as possible, but I know what I am doing and I never regret it. I just feel guilty towards Yumiko. Don't try to lie to me, I know you are not a gigolo or something, but I didn't expect that you would be by Yumiko's side after not seeing her for several years after you left her."

Then, he glanced at Himena and said, "Ebina-san, you asked me to come to the beach today out of kindness. I won't say anything, but I have something to say to Hikigaya-kun, and it's not convenient for you to be around."

The culprit made a sound, stuck out his tongue and made a face at Ye Shan, then continued to run into the sea to play in the water.

"To be honest, it's been about three years since we last met, Hikigaya-kun." Ye Shan said with a complicated tone, looking at this "former colleague".

"When I wasn't there, you seemed to be doing well. You searched everywhere and even abandoned Miura, who was always your spare tire, and found a woman like this?" Hachiman said with a smile.

Ye Shan said with a tense face, "If Ebina-san is angry with me because I am getting married and played such a prank on me today, I can completely understand and accept it, because this is what I deserve, but you are the only one who has no right to say that to me."

Hachiman frowned slightly: "When did you learn to shirk responsibility like this, Hayama."

Ye Shan glanced at him, with some jealousy in his eyes, and said, "Because this marriage was pointed out to me by her."