Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Shinomiya Ruri's expression suddenly turned ugly. She pointed at Hachiman's neck and said, "Sure enough, any man who has anything to do with the Shinomiya family is no good."

It's so embarrassing, but I can't deny it.

Should I tell you that my marriage to Kaguya was actually a fake one, and that my relationship with her is not as close as my relationship with Sayoko?

Seeing that Hachiman didn't explain, Shinomiya Ruri snorted. She originally had a good impression of this guy, but it turned out that all crows are the same after all.

As she was leaving him, Shinomiya Ruri smelled the perfume on Hachiman...

Hachiman also noticed this, and his breath came up, and he suddenly felt murderous. He turned around and looked at Shinomiya Ruri's back.

If it were just strawberries, it would be nothing, but the perfume... Hachiman didn't know how familiar Shinomiya Ruri was with Sayoko, and whether she could recognize Sayoko's daily perfume. He pulled out a thin blade with a cold glow from the secret compartment of his belt.

If she and Sigong Huangguang are in cahoots...

For a moment, Hachiman was a little embarrassed. Suddenly, the woman turned around, and her long golden hair fluttered, which was both abrupt and bold in this ancient house.

"By the way, I heard that you are good at swordsmanship. Let's spar when we have time."

Hachiman slowly sheathed his blade and watched her go.

Chapter 3 Chapter

Hachiman watched Shinomiya Ruri leave from afar, not because he was soft-hearted, but because of the last words she said.

"By the way, I heard that you are good at swordsmanship. Let's spar when we have time."

This is the residence of the Shigong family, and the defenses are quite tight. If Shigong Liuli is quite skilled and he fails to kill the other party with one blow, it will cause even greater chaos. At that time, not only will the hidden danger not be eliminated, but the seemingly friendly people will be pushed to Shigong Huangguang's side.

A breath slowly walked to Hachiman and asked, "Hayasaka, what do you think, is Shinomiya Ruri an enemy?"

The maid with a golden ponytail glanced at him and said, "Why should I bear the consequences of your own careless affair?"

"This is something that scholars do, how can it be considered stealing? I am comforting this traumatized woman and helping her to face life again." He said shamelessly.

Hayasaka Ai glanced at him, and finally decided not to speak out: "Don't worry, Ms. Liuli and Shigong Huangguang are not in the same group. It's better to say that there is some hatred between them."

Hachiman felt more relieved after hearing this, and he would talk to that woman about it when he had the chance.

"Such a strong smell of perfume, and these lip prints, it's really... I didn't expect Miss Sayoko to have such a side." The sinister maid exclaimed in amazement.

"She left the traces on purpose to piss off your young lady. Don't you think she was being too much?" Hachiman decided to sow discord.

"Ah, I see. It's true. Miss Kaguya will inevitably feel jealous if she sees this. It's really exciting...ah, please pretend I didn't say anything." The maid couldn't help but reveal a sadistic expression.

"Please don't say such things on purpose so that I can hear them. Also, you are the world's number one anti-fan of Kaguya."

How happy would it be for you to see Kaguya get humiliated?

"I don't understand what you are saying at all." The maid started to play dumb.

Hachiman thought about it and realized that in this situation, only Hayasaka Ai could save him, so he shamelessly hugged her thighs and said, "Dora Ai Meng, please help me."

Hayasaka Ai glanced at him and said, "Do you mean to ask me, Ms. Kaguya's maid, to help her husband conceal the traces of his affair so that she won't find out?"

"Is it amazing that you can say such a complicated line in one breath?" Hachiman raised his thumb.

"Garbage." Hayasaka Ai spat out two words coldly.

Hachiman was a little annoyed by what he said. What he liked most was to hear Hayasaka Ai scold him with a look of contempt. It really gave him a sense of pleasure.

"Duo Aimeng, please help me." He pleaded again.

Hayasaka Ai pressed her forehead and said, "It's really troublesome to have a master like you. Please stand up and act like a master."

After hearing this, Hachiman smiled. If Hayasaka Ai said this, it meant that she was soft-hearted. Hachiman also had a rough grasp of the behavior pattern of this maid who appeared cold on the outside but was warm on the inside.

Hayasaka Ai smiled faintly, then took out a bottle of perfume from her pocket, and her smile became a little dark, as if she had thought of something.

Hayasaka Ai sprinkled half a bottle of perfume on him (for her own use), and then planted a few strawberries herself.

"Hey, you can't be like this!"

"Please don't move. If you want to defeat magic, there is only magic."

........................

Kaguya Shinomiya, who was holding a fan, was shaking with anger. She pointed the black nanmu fan with gold threads at the red mark on his neck and the strong smell of perfume that could be smelled half a kilometer away, and said hatefully.

"I say, you two guys are here just to piss me off to death!"

Doraemon's so-called method is to use more lip prints and perfume to cover up the traces left by Sayoko. It turned from Sayoko provoking Kaguya to her personally provoking (forcing) Kaguya. Ah, what a touching loyalty.

"That's not the case. After all, even if Miss Kaguya rages to death, we won't be able to get your inheritance." The maid said with a smile.

"Hayasaka, do you know what you are doing? He is my husband!" Kaguya was helpless and furious.

"We haven't got a marriage certificate." Hayasaka Ai said lightly.

“Puchi…” Hachiman was really stunned. How come your ideas of persecuting Kaguya are so similar?

Then he was glared at by Kaguya.

Kaguya ignored him for the moment and continued to ask Hayasaka: "This has nothing to do with whether we get the marriage certificate or not, he is my man after all!"

"So there is no problem, right? I am Miss Kaguya's maid. In the ancient boudoir, I am also the head maid beside Miss. I help Miss to test whether her husband is normal before she can marry him. I am just fulfilling my duty." Hayasaka Ai said uprightly.

Hearing this, Hachiman wanted to applaud.

"I...you, do you want to piss me off to death, Hayasaka?" As expected, he is still impotent and furious, Hachiman sighed.

The inherent offensive and defensive relationship between this master and servant is too clear.

"It's all Kaguya-san's fault that she couldn't save face by sleeping with Hikigaya-san. I've said it before, now that Kaguya-san is pregnant is more competitive than any bargaining chip. This is an unshakable conspiracy." Hayasaka Ai took the opportunity to persuade.

"So I'm just a tool again?" Hachiman complained.

What a loyal maid she is.

"Well... I'll think about it carefully." Kaguya had been deliberately avoiding this question before, until Hayasaka Ai pressed her step by step. Well, she also knew that Hayasaka Ai's opinion was correct, and Hachiman was the best choice she could make, but how to say it, there was always something missing.

But she always felt somewhat resistant to the logic of having to give herself up in order to compete for the position of the next head of the family.

"It's really embarrassing to have a master who is full of girlish hearts." Hayasaka Ai said with some self-pity.

"But, but, you don't have to use such extreme means. And for you, as long as she's a woman, it's fine. Be careful or you'll die in a woman's belly one day." Kaguya turned her gun around and blamed Hachiman.

"Alas, it's someone's fault for not being able to fulfill the rights and obligations regarding sexual life stipulated in the Marriage Law." Hachiman felt that he was a bit shameless when he said this.

The maid couldn't help but let out a "puff". The logical model was complete and connected, forming a closed loop. One found a reason for the persecution, and the other found an excuse for the promiscuous behavior.

Kaguya swallowed the bitter wine deeply, pointed at Hachiman with a sullen face and said, "I'll give you ten minutes to take a shower, and then we'll go see our mother."

"Or rather, that person who you don't know if she is your mother." The maid added, but Kaguya didn't say anything.

Hachiman quickly entered the bathroom, Hayasaka Ai put on her glasses, and then gently pushed: "Okay, Miss Kaguya, while Mr. Hikigaya is taking a bath, for the sake of the future, I will help you supplement your poor knowledge."

“Knowledge?” Kaguya stuttered.

Hayasaka Ai's Health Knowledge Class (Kaguya-sama Special Edition)

"Yes, so that you can have the most basic physiological knowledge about the boy's body. You don't want to make a fool of yourself at that time, right?" Hayasaka Ai persuaded.

"Well... indeed," Kaguya agreed, but she said it quickly.

"But please don't show me those dirty movies. It's as disgusting as watching two animals."

Hayasaka Ai showed a perfect maid's smile: "Of course not, other men's bodies are too much of an impact on Miss Kaguya, so..."

Hayasaka Ai opened her phone and clicked on one of the short videos, which showed the image of Hachiman entering the bathroom.

"I have already installed a camera in Mr. Hikigaya's bathroom. From now on, every time he takes a shower, you can take the opportunity to steal... No, get to know every part of Mr. Hikigaya's body."

"But... this is a crime." Kaguya clenched her fists nervously.

Hayasaka Ai gave an admonishing smile and said, "It's okay. As long as you're not caught, it's not a crime."

Although Kaguya was listening, her eyes had already been attracted by the screen on her phone, as if she had discovered a new world.

Chapter 4 Chapter

Hachiman took a comfortable hot bath, washing away the sticky sweat on his body and feeling refreshed. But when he came out, he felt that Kaguya's gaze was strange.

It was as if I was looking at something new and yet somewhat taboo.

Hachiman looked at his grey shorts and MUJI shirt and asked the maid, "Is there anything strange about my clothes today?"

Hayasaka Ai shook her head calmly, as if she knew something, but she didn't say it.

Then Kaguya quietly approached Hachiman and squeezed the biceps on his shoulder.

“It turns out it’s actually softer than I thought.” Kaguya said with a slightly confused feeling.

Hachiman couldn't help but frown: "Are you treating me like a model or something? Are you taking a health and physical education class here?"

Suddenly Kaguya's face turned red, and she said as if she had done something bad and was discovered: "How did you know..."

"Ms. Kaguya, you are too nervous. Mr. Hikigaya didn't mean anything else." Hayasaka Ai said calmly.

"Well, yeah." Kaguya calmed down after taking a deep breath. She had just accidentally opened the door to a new world, which really shook her worldview.

Suddenly, Hachiman placed his cheek 1 cm away from Kaguya and remained motionless, as if their faces would touch if he moved even the slightest.

"!?" Hachiman's mischief immediately made Kaguya tense up again. She fell down on the sofa with weak legs, making strange noises that made no sense.

"I say, Mr. Hikigaya, please don't bully Miss Kaguya too much. It will make her very pitiful." Hayasaka Ai was like a nun praying in front of the statue in the church in the early morning, both holy and amiable.

"You're the only one who has no right to say that, hey." Hachiman couldn't help but complain. She just wanted to test Kaguya, and sure enough, there was something strange about her.

And no matter what, Hayasaka Ai was hiding aside and secretly enjoying herself.

"Please don't care about such trivial matters. A man with a small mind will be petty everywhere. And Miss Kaguya, you are about to set off to meet Mrs. Mingyezhu, so please don't look so useless." Hayasaka Ai said.

"But~it's all Hayasaka's fault for showing me this weird thing. My mind is full of... full of... "The milky skin on Kaguya's cheeks turned into the color of an apple, and her shyness was accompanied by the youthful charm of a growing girl. I really want to... lick her eyeballs.

Their eyes met, but they quickly looked away. About five minutes later, Kaguya barely regained her sanity.

"This was supposed to be an important moment to see my mother again, but I really..." Kaguya complained. The three of them left Kaguya's courtyard and walked slowly in the corridor. Hayasaka Ai walked behind the two of them, observing her duty as a maid.

Kaguya cautiously glanced at the maid behind her and whispered beside Hachiman in a whisper that she couldn't hear: "I say, can you be smaller?"

After saying this, his expression became a little uneasy.

Hachiman was confused: "I can't f*cking grow backwards."

"Ah, idiot, just pretend I didn't say anything, you pervert."

"???" The man with a face full of question marks decided to let Kaguya's translator interpret it.

Hayasaka Ai seemed to have her eyes closed, her expression calm: "Mr. Hikigaya, don't worry about it. This is just like the fear that every girl has when she has her first period and doesn't understand her own body."

That's enough of you two Riddlers.

So he decided to get back to the point: "By the way, who is the young man who came back with Madam Ming Yezhu this afternoon? From your tone, it seems that he is related to the Shijo family?"

Seeing that Hachiman stopped asking questions, Kaguya breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Come to think of it, you are not completely unfamiliar with him. He is Shijo Shinki's younger brother, Shijo Tei, and the next heir to the Shijo family. He is a very outstanding young man."

"Oh, it's not easy to hear such frank praise from you." Hachiman said sincerely.

Kaguya nodded: "How should I put it? If we talk about talent, maybe there won't be much difference between Shijo Tei and Masamune. But you also know that most people who grow up in the Shinomiya family will have personality defects. They are either extremely narcissistic or extremely selfish. In short, they will become weird. Shijo Tei is more like a genius who grew up in a normal family environment. He has neither excellent education nor family love. The Shijo siblings did not fight for the position of heir like us, but maintained a good sibling relationship. This point should not be underestimated."

"That's because your Shinomiya family is too perverted." Hachiman couldn't help but say. The Shinomiya family can be said to be the appearance of a Japanese family after it has developed to the extreme.

Kaguya said calmly, "I'm not denying it, but why would my mother be with the Shijo family... and Hayasaka's mother, and Aunt Nao as well."

Just as Hayasaka Ai is Kaguya's maid, Nao seems to be Kaguya's maid. This subtle and fitting relationship is really amazing.

Hayasaka Ai seemed to want to say something, but in the end she just shook her head and said nothing.

Kaguya and the other two came to a brightly lit courtyard. Kaguya's hands trembled slightly, and memories of the past flooded into her mind.

In her memory, her mother passed away early, but that doesn't mean she has no memory of her.

She still remembered that smile as fragile as cherry blossoms, and the warmth of that frail body hugging her.

That is a feeling called "maternal love", but if that's the case, why would the mother who appeared again stop him from becoming the head of the family?

She knocked on the door slowly with a feeling of trepidation and longing, but the next moment she heard hurried footsteps, and then the door was opened. The mature woman who looked 80% like her hugged Kaguya in her arms with excitement and anticipation.

"Mrs. Ming Yezhu..." Nao shouted helplessly from behind.

"Little Kaguya, little Kaguya, my daughter, I finally see you. Do you know how long I have been waiting for this day? I finally waited until that person died. My Kaguya..."

It was still the same gentle face and voice in the memory, and the faint fragrance of roses on her body, as if Kaguya's entire being was melted into her.