Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Just as he was thinking about it, his cell phone rang. He opened Line and saw that it was Xin Tiao Qian who sent her a photo.

It seems to be the scene of the school greenway. Under the tree at dusk, JK, who has a petite face but plump and soft body, gently pulls down her collar, revealing deep cleavage.

"Well, uncle, I'm at Waseda University in Tokyo now. Do you want to come over and play?"

Hachiman replied: But I’m a bit tight on money lately.

"It's okay, uncle, you're pretty good at taking photos, just take a group of photos for me, and I'll pay for the room."

Hachiman replied: Okay, wait for me, I'll be there in half an hour.

Then Hachiman threw down his phone and fell asleep. About an hour later, he woke up because he had to pee urgently. When he opened his phone, there were more than a dozen unread messages. Akane Shinjo had sent a lot of angry expressions, and even the angry expressions were very cute.

"Bad uncle, you stood me up. I just wanted to see you."

While releasing the water, he replied with one hand: Come on, you are calling me over in such a hurry, there must be some trap waiting for me to jump into.

"Uncle, I'm very sad when you say that. It makes me cry."

Just when Hachiman was about to turn off his phone, another text message came. This time it was from Takanari Rikka, and there was also a selfie of herself wearing a mask. Although not as charming as Rikka just now, she had a more youthful and decadent feeling that could pass as a JK, which made him feel a little moved.

"Uncle, please come over. We are all at Waseda University now. The school organized us to visit famous schools before the unified examination. We will also be in Tokyo tonight."

"This is not good. I am an outsider. If Ms. Hiratsuka finds out, she will break my head."

"Well...as long as you're not discovered by Mr. Hiratsuka, we'll keep you well hidden." The girl sent a "come on" expression.

Well, in comparison, Rikka is more stable than Akane. When she is being too naughty, Rikka usually won't accompany her.

"Is there something wrong?" he couldn't help but ask.

"Can't it be that I just want to see you?" Unexpectedly, Rikka hit back with a straight shot.

"Wait for me! I'll be there in twenty minutes." Hachiman replied immediately.

"That's too much, uncle. Why does it take me thirty minutes while Rikka only takes twenty? And you even stood me up." As expected, Xiao Qian was also there, and she complained to Hachiman on Line.

"So what exactly do you want to talk to me about?" He sent this question to both sides.

"We don't have anything to do with you, it's your daughter who is in trouble." Xin Tiao Qian was talking nonsense.

"Speak human language." Hachiman replied.

"It's Liu Mei-chan, please wait..." After that, there was no news for a while.

Hachiman originally wanted to go to bed, but Rikka sent him a dozen consecutive photos. It was Akane Shinjo lifting up Rumi-chan's school uniform pleated skirt, revealing the teddy bear panties underneath. Rumi-chan blushed and cried, covering her skirt with her hands.

It was obvious that two bad JK accomplices were bullying the dignified squad leader.

So youthful...

This made Hachiman recall his school days.

"You are bullying, do you know that?" he replied in a serious tone.

"Oh, you know the squad leader, he's a bit of a reserved person. I told you that I sent it to the uncle, so I guess he must be very happy." Xin Tiao Qian made a giggling expression.

"Well, I think so too." Rikka added, it's amazing that you guys can chat with me using your own lines and even have a group chat.

"Don't listen to their nonsense. Just now, Shinjo grabbed me and wouldn't let me leave!" At this time, Liu Mei also sent a message.

Hachiman replied: "Little Bear..."

"Go to hell." Liu Mei-chan's skills are still relatively shallow.

"So, what's going on? Akane and Rikka said that you were in trouble? Was it because they saw that our Rumi-chan was too pretty and were harassed by the passing gangsters?" Hachiman said.

"What the hell is going on? You're talking nonsense. And who is your family? Shame on you." If there was a bed, Liu Mei-chan would probably be rolling around right now.

"Let me tell you, we just arrived at the university today, and someone half-knelt down and confessed his love to Liu Mei-chan in public. The whole class was cheering, and Liu Mei-chan had no way to refuse and could only run away. Now she doesn't dare to go back to the class. Liu Mei-chan didn't know what to do, so she asked me to tell you, but she couldn't bring herself to tell you." Xiao Qian explained the situation clearly.

So when you chat on your cell phones, you peek at each other's phones to see what they are talking about? Hachiman complained in his heart.

"Wait for me ten minutes, I'll be there right away." Hachiman said without hesitation.

"Damn, uncle, you treat me differently, that's too much!" Xin Tiao Qian was very upset when she was asked to wait for 30 minutes.

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Hachiman did not break his promise this time. Even though he didn't get there in exactly ten minutes, it definitely didn't take more than half an hour. This was mainly because the hotel he was staying in was in Shinjuku district, only a few blocks away from Waseda University.

It didn't take him much effort to find Rikka, Akane, and Rumi-chan, mainly because they were just standing there at the school gate.

"What the hell are you doing? Stand here, don't let others mistake you for a rounded corner and forcibly pull you away."

After all, this is Shinjuku.

Xin Tiao Qian complained: "What can we do? The monitor doesn't want to go back to the dormitory, fearing that those people will make trouble again. We are here to accompany her because we are worried that something will happen to her. We are really being taken for granted."

"That's right, I've been treated like a donkey's liver and lungs." Rikka, who was squatting cutely beside and drinking a cold drink, said with a smile.

Liu Mei-chan seemed to have done something wrong. She stood aside with her fists clenched, her head down and not saying a word.

Shinjo Akane continued to make sarcastic remarks: "Oh, it's because the class monitor is usually too aloof and proud that the people in the class want to see you make a fool of yourself."

It is something that ordinary people like to see, such as gloating over other people's misfortunes and enjoying the consequences.

Hachiman walked over and touched her head lovingly. Rumi-chan looked up at him in surprise.

"You haven't had dinner yet, have you?"

Akane Shinjo and Rikka shook their heads, saying that it was even more impossible for Rumi to have eaten.

"Forget it, let's go eat something first, don't starve yourself."

Then he dragged the three JKs to a high-end-looking barbecue restaurant in a nearby large shopping mall. They were all in the growing period, but this was a straight man's idea. Girls usually paid attention to their weight. For example, Rika had been ridiculed for her thick legs and big butt more than once, so she was very cautious when eating meat. Liu Mei-chan certainly didn't have any appetite now, and she just hurriedly ate a few leaves to fill her stomach.

Seeing this, Hachiman gave his favorite pineapple-pickled pork to Rumi-chan. She looked at Hachiman and ate it too. From the results, Hachiman and Shinjo Akane ate the most.

The amazing thing about Akane Shinjo is that she will get fat, but she will only get fat in the places where fat can be gained. The older she gets, the more charming she becomes. She is a human hormone walker. We can only say that Shinjo's family has good genes. We cannot envy them enough.

Hachiman ate a skewer of grilled chicken skin, which left a lingering taste in his mouth, so he asked, "So do you have any ideas? I can contact Mr. Hiratsuka. Boys of this age are really disgusting when they get excited."

He didn't take the matter too seriously, he just came over closely because he was afraid that Rumi would be in trouble. After all, Rumi's coldness and arrogance were not the same as Yukino's. The little girl was simply shy and looked arrogant, but in fact she was just introverted and not good at communicating with others.

"No, using force to suppress will cause everyone's resentment. There's still some time before the unified examination. Do you want Liumei to study with peace of mind?" Shinjo Akane didn't stop grilling the meat and kept chattering.

"Then you called me here, do you want me to pretend to be Rumi-chan's boyfriend and reject her?" Perhaps because the plot was too similar, Hachiman unconsciously thought in this direction, and the more he thought about it, the more it made sense.

As a result, Rikka-chan made a "hiss" sound, and under the fire, Rumiko's face became very hot. Rikka-chan laughed and reached out her hand to Shinjo Akane. Shinjo Akane reluctantly took out a 1,000 yen bill from her wallet and slapped it into Rikka's hand.

"Another plate of beef tenderloin, please." He immediately spent the winnings from the bet.

Seeing Hachiman's puzzled look, Rikka said, "I told them that someone as narcissistic as the uncle must have thought that we asked you out to be our boyfriend. See, I was right."

Liu Mei moved her lips, not knowing what to say for a moment. Hachiman tapped Rikka's forehead lightly. Okay, it's mainly because she is too skilled. I thought she would fall into this routine again. Although it's embarrassing, it doesn't matter. She is thick-skinned.

"Uncle, you are so useless." Xin Tiao Qian, who lost money, said complainingly.

"And think about it carefully. If you are really asked to act as her boyfriend and reject that boy, and that boy goes back and spreads the word that the class monitor actually has a boyfriend who is a gangster, her reputation will be really bad." After all, Rikka was more careful. After all, this kind of thing can easily turn into bullying if not handled properly, especially since the boy is quite outstanding and has many female fans.

After hearing Rikka's analysis, Hachiman couldn't help but nod his head. Although he was not bullied when he was in high school, he was ignored too many times and he also witnessed the tragic situations of being bullied. In a campus that is a small society of its own, it is difficult to provide practical help to bullied students through external suppression.

The simplest thing is that everyone just ignores you, as if you don't exist. Even the teachers can't intervene. Can they still force other students' heads to play with the bullied person?

Hachiman thought about it and felt a headache. He said, "How about I secretly beat up that boy and make him unable to get out of bed for a few weeks? Wouldn't that solve the problem?"

"Not really, not really. They still have to take the unified exam." Rikka shook her head.

When Hachiman took another good look at how Rikka and Akane looked calm, and how Rumi looked confused rather than distressed, he understood.

"I say, you little girls, you have already thought of a solution, but you let me give you some advice."

Xiao Qian smiled and said, "I told you that you would definitely be able to guess it."

That's not what you said just now.

"So, what do you want me to do?" Hachiman asked, mainly asking Rikka.

"Let the class monitor speak for herself. After all, this is her business." Rikka shrugged.

Beads of sweat slowly slid down Liu Mei's forehead, and her rosy face was flushed, not sure if it was due to the burning fire or because of shyness.

"Well, I want Hikigaya-kun to pretend to be my dad."

Hachiman was stunned for a moment, thinking he had misheard, and pricked up his ears and asked again: "What did you say?"

Liu Mei-chan was so desperate that she couldn't help but say loudly: "I said, I want you to be my dad."

As a result, because it was too loud, it attracted the attention of the diners around. Liu Mei's courage was like beads of sweat on her cheeks, which immediately evaporated into smoke and disappeared. She wished she could shrink under the table.

Hachiman scratched his head: "We are not filming a TV series, are we?"

After renting out boyfriends, his business line is about to expand to renting out dads?

Wouldn't that mean that the rental grandpa and the rental uncle will also come in the future? Hmm, it seems a bit weird.

Liuhua suppressed her laughter and said seriously, "Think about it carefully. If you, as a parent of a student studying in the United States, reject that boy, then no one can blame you, right?"

I say, you came up with such a bad idea for studying in the United States just because you think it's fun, right?

However, Hachiman recalled that when they were filming the play within the play, Liumei's repeated calls of "Dad" made him feel a little lost.

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Although he lost himself in the calls of "Dad" from his classmates in the United States, he did not lose his mind after all, he said with a head full of question marks.

"You three are nuts. Liu Mei-chan and I look like siblings with a few years' age difference at most. If you say we are father and daughter, someone has to believe it."

Liuhua smiled faintly: "So, uncle, you are too confident in yourself. In fact, you look quite old."

Xin Tiao Qian also added: "Yes, he and I always smell the stench of old age."

Hachiman was so angry that he pinched Shinjo Akane's tender arm. It was soft and warm like a piece of warm white jade, and it left a red mark on her arm.

Shinjo Akane, who was already very afraid of pain, whimpered and immediately fell down: "You actually used violence against a lady, I won't play with you anymore."

Liuhua's lips moved, and then she continued, "It's actually very simple. When we were filming, we used makeup to make you look like you were in your 30s or 40s. We just need to cover it up with makeup and use a young single father and daughter to cover it up."

Hachiman had forgotten about this. When filming, it was also Rikka who helped him with the daddy makeup (?). They stuck some kind of transparent film on the corners of his eyes and forehead to make his skin look wrinkled, and then made his skin darker, making him look like a middle-aged man in his late thirties but not yet forty. So it makes sense that he was a father who had a child in his twenties.

Hachiman turned his head, looked at Rumi and asked, "What do you think? I should just beat him up. I can also guarantee that he won't dare to say anything."

The fingers of Liu Mei's two hands kept entangled with each other. She half lowered her head and whispered: "I still want Hachiman to pretend to be my father."

"Well, then I'll trouble you, Rikka-chan, to help me with my makeup."

It is our responsibility to restore the glory of our fathers who studied in the United States.

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In a quiet internet cafe, Hachiman asked for a large private cubicle. The waiter looked at him and three young JKs and was surprised for a moment. Then he silently stuffed a condom into his hand and reminded him to keep the room clean, which made him roll his eyes in anger.

Akane Shinjo did not go in directly, but followed Rika to the supermarket outside to buy cosmetics to help him put on makeup.

There were free drinks and snacks in the internet cafe. Hachiman picked up some and went in. Unexpectedly, Liumei was looking at university information.

The girl seemed to be a little depressed by what happened today. She said softly, "Hachiman, where will you spend more time in the next few years, Tokyo? Chiba?"

Hachiman tilted his head and said, "I think Tokyo is the main focus, but Chiba will go back often. Why are you asking this?"

"It's about the university. Mom hopes that I can go to university to be closer to home. She wants me to stay in Chiba University and work in Yukinoshita or a local company in the future. But... I want to come to Tokyo, Hachiman, do you support me?"

"It's good to broaden your horizons while you're young. Even if you return to Chiba to work in the future, you should experience the prosperity of Tokyo for yourself. Dad supports you." As the saying goes, life is like a play and a play is like life.

Liu Mei was fine with the first part of the conversation, but she felt uncomfortable when she heard the last part: "Um, please don't be like this, it's so embarrassing."

"Hey, didn't you ask me to pretend to be your father? And it's not the first time." Hachiman asked curiously, why is Rumi-chan feeling so awkward now.

"That's different. We were filming a movie before and it was just a role in the script. Now, asking me to call you... I'm too shy." Liu Mei-chan pursed her lips.

Well, it’s not that Hachiman doesn’t understand. This girl is so serious that when filming, she puts herself into the role in the script seriously, so she doesn’t think there is anything wrong. But now asking her to call Hachiman dad directly is another matter.

Hachiman rubbed his head and said, "What should I do? After I finish putting on my makeup, I'm going to meet that boy. You and I are strangers. If the boy thinks I'm that kind of father, it will be more troublesome for you in school."

Even the Chinese students themselves overlooked this point.

"Try calling me dad now." said Hachiman.

Liu Mei's round, dark eyes looked at Hachiman clearly and brightly, but there was a hint of doubt in her eyes, and she was silent for a long time.

"I...I can't shout."

Even Liu Mei herself felt regretful. How could she be so useless?