Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

The leader said silently, "Lord Hikigaya, please take your wife and leave first. We will take care of this."

Hachiman glanced at him, then took out the stack of bills from the woman's pocket, threw it in front of the bartender and said, "Maintenance fee."

Then he took the woman and Qianhua out of the bar. Later, there were sounds of drinking and bottles breaking.

Hachiman roughly pushed the girl to the back seat. The girl smiled and said, "You're so annoying, husband. You're so rough with me. Are young girls really more gentle?"

Qianhua was stunned because she recognized this woman.

Chika didn't even dare sit with the drunk woman, and instead sat next to Hachiman in the passenger seat.

As Hachiman drove out of the bar street, the woman asked intoxicatedly, "Honey, where are you taking me? Are you going to the hotel with my little sister?"

Suddenly the girl's scalp went numb. She had never seen a woman with such a crazy mouth. She asked as if she saw a ghost: "Hikigaya-kun, isn't she... isn't she Kaguya-chan's mother? Are you also..."

She couldn't help but widen her eyes.

"She's not mom, she's Kaguya's aunt," Hachiman corrected.

The woman, Shigong Ming Yezhu, laughed out loud: "That's right, my husband has already conquered all the women in the Shigong family. It seems like that game, called something like Family Conspiracy, it's exactly the same, hiccup, I forgot what it was."

Then Chika was shocked again. She didn't expect that not only the Yukinoshita family, but even the Shinomiya family...

But Hachiman just said with a straight face, "Idiot."

In the end, Hachiman just cursed, which brought Chika back to her senses, and for some reason, made her feel a little relieved.

"Honey, where are you going to drive me? Let's go to the mountains and play fun games in the car with our little sister." Shigong Mingyezhu continued to shout.

Hachiman said calmly, "I'll take you back to the Shinomiya household."

If it weren't for Hayasaka Nao's request, he wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to this woman, but considering Kaguya's feelings, Hachiman still fulfilled his obligation and threw her back to the Shinomiya family.

"I won't go back to Sigong's house! I don't want to go back." Suddenly, Sigong Ming Yezhu started to make a big fuss.

It was hard for Qianhua to imagine the usually gentle and dignified Kaguya mother being associated with the current woman who was full of foul language and drunk.

But Hachiman ignored her and continued driving forward.

Shinomiya Nayotake continued to act crazy while drunk, but it was of no use. When Hachiman thought she had given up, unexpectedly, this woman became even crazier and started to open the armrest of the car door.

Hachiman took a look and saw that there was no car behind him, so he quickly braked. Within two seconds, the car door opened and the woman rolled out. Hachiman turned the car to the side of the road and stepped on the brakes. Chika let out a surprised cry.

He opened the car door and saw Sigong Mingyezhu lying on the side of the road. Two large trucks were driving towards him from behind.

"Fuck, stupid woman." He rushed forward, hugged the woman in his arms and jumped to the side of the road. The truck driver cursed them at the window. Hachiman looked at Shinomiya Nayotake and saw some blood on her forehead, but it was not serious. Her eyes were bright, as if she was not drunk at all.

She laughed and said, "I'm really lucky. I can't die even like this."

Without saying anything, Hachiman gave her a slap in the face, which rarely made him so angry that he lost his mind.

"It hurts so much, but it feels so good. Husband, please do it a few more times." She laughed.

Hachiman noticed her wrists, which were usually invisible because she was wearing a long-sleeved kimono, but now he could see countless tiny long scars on her wrists.

Hachiman was no stranger to this kind of scar, as it was left by people who cut their wrists frequently.

Without saying a word, he pulled Shinomiya Nayotake back into the car, asked Fujiwara Chika to sit in the back to prevent her from jumping out of the car again, and then took out a tissue and asked Chika to stop the bleeding on her forehead.

"Are we still going back to the Shigong family?" Ming Yezhu asked with a smile, without any doubt that this crazy woman would continue to choose to jump out of the car.

"Go stay in the hotel for one night." After throwing this guy to the hotel, let Hayasaka Nao take over.

"Great!" The woman was as happy as a child who got a toy.

She excitedly hooked Qianhua's hand, narrowed her eyes slightly, and said: "You are... I remember, you are Kaguya's friend, that's great, let's go to the hotel together."

The word "play" sounded wrong to Qianhua, but she didn't dare to ask or say anything.

About ten minutes later, Hachiman arrived at a familiar hotel. Occasionally, when he was out and didn't have time to go home, he would rest here for a night. He booked a room for a long time, so he could avoid the front desk and avoid many troubles.

The smell of alcohol on Ming Yezhu became stronger and stronger. The alcohol began to go to her head and she began to mutter nonsense.

After Hachiman stuffed her into the room, she rushed back into the bathroom, and then there were bursts of vomiting sounds.

Qianhua looked towards the bathroom with some complicated feelings, really not understanding why someone would torture themselves like this.

Hachiman took out two bottles of purified water from the refrigerator skillfully and handed one to Chika.

But Qianhua looked at the purified water and didn't dare to open it. Really, she followed the man to the hotel for unknown reasons, so she still had some caution at this time.

Hachiman knew what Chika was thinking by looking at her expression, and tapped her head gently: "What are you thinking about, little brat."

Then he stuffed the bottle he had drunk into Qianhua's hand, picked up Qianhua's bottle of purified water, opened the lid, and drank it all in one breath.

Qianhua looked at the purified water in her hand that she had just taken a sip of in confusion, but was this considered an indirect kiss?

If Hachiman knew how much she was thinking, he would probably give her another beating on the head.

Soon, the sound of running water was heard in the bathroom, and the other person seemed to have finally woken up a little and was taking a shower.

Chika asked in confusion: "Um, Hikigaya-kun, why is Kaguya-chan's...aunt like this?"

Hachiman also began to frown and said, "I don't know either."

But it's clear that this guy has serious self-destructive tendencies.

After a while, the sound of running water stopped and the bathroom door slowly opened, but a naked woman walked out.

Qianhua took a breath of cold air. Could it be that this was going to be the fourth time?

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Qianhua was a little dazed when she saw Sigong Mingyezhu coming out naked. The plump fruits and rich skin made her feel like she was looking into another world.

"Honey, my clothes are all wet and I can't wear them anymore, what should I do?"

Hachiman's eyes widened, and then the headlights hurt his eyes. He turned to look at Chika and said angrily, "Why don't you go to the bathroom and get a towel to tie around her."

But Qianhua also looked back at Hachiman and tilted her head, as if asking: Well, aren’t you going to do it?

This clear look and meaning made Hachiman angry. Who does this guy think he is? Does he think he is a scumbag who can get away with anyone?

Then he gave her another blow on the head.

Qianhua covered her head and ran over, saying, "Stop knocking, stop knocking. If you knock again the child will become stupid." The girl quickly ran to the bathroom to get a bath towel, but when she came out, she saw Shinomiya Nayatake and Hachiman entangled together.

She didn't know whether she should follow Hachiman's order and give Ming Yezhu a bath towel or sit down and watch out of habit. She was in a dilemma. After all, boys always say one thing and mean another. What if Hachiman actually wanted to do that but asked her to do it just to save face? If she really did it, what if Hachiman blamed her in return?

Qianhua is very smart and thoughtful.

As a result, Hachiman resisted the drunk woman's entanglement while shouting, "You idiot, why don't you come over and pull her away?"

In his current identity and situation, he really couldn't do anything with his hands or feet. Fortunately, Qianhua was here, otherwise he would not be able to clear himself no matter what.

Although she was a rich lady, she had no manners at all. She just did what Hachiman ordered her to do and did not dare to get angry at all. She immediately threw herself on the bed.

The three of them struggled on the bed for half an hour before they finally subdued Ming Yezhu, at the cost of both Chika and Hachiman becoming breathless.

"Hikigaya-kun, you are so awesome. She is so... so demanding... but you can subdue her... I'm so tired." Chika said while panting.

Hachiman was also very troubled, but after hearing the girl say this, he looked at her in surprise. This child is really stupid. If you don't watch her carefully, she will be kidnapped.

The three of them lay on the soft bed. Shinomiya Nayatake was now a little more awake, but she still tried to climb on Hachiman.

Hachiman pushed her away and asked, "Do you know what you are doing? If Kaguya knew, she would be so sad."

As a result, Qianhua could not help but burst out in laughter. This laughter sounded very sarcastic and harsh, which made Hachiman a little distracted. He glared at Qianhua and she also lowered her head like a turtle.

As a result, Shinomiya Nayatake's long eyelashes trembled slightly, followed by a burst of wanton laughter and sad crying: "Yes, Kaguya-chan will be sad, my sister's daughter will be sad, but, haha, my sister's daughter... Kaguya is... hahaha..."

She pounced on him and bit Hachiman's neck hard. Hachiman couldn't help but slap him again. As a result, Shinomiya Nayatake seemed to be immersed in the aftereffect.

"Keep hitting me, just like before, it feels so good." A look of relaxation appeared on her face.

There was a strange look on Hachiman's face. Was he really a perverted masochist?

"Okay." He agreed, then swung his knife and hit her neck directly. She rolled her eyes and fell down.

Qianhua widened her eyes and said, "If you have such a useful trick, why didn't you use it earlier? Why did you have to bother with her, touching her belly and thighs or something like that?"

I think you did it on purpose!

Holmes Flower told the truth, and looked at Hachiman with some contempt.

"If you knock too much, people will become stupid, just like you." Hachiman completely understood what was expressed in this guy's eyes, and couldn't help but explain. Then he shook his head, let go of the unconscious Shinomiya Nayatake, and stood up. He was a little uncomfortable after being teased by this woman for so long.

Qianhua probably noticed it as well and started staring at his pants. To Qianhua, boys' private parts were simply magical.

Hachiman smiled and took a few steps towards her, but Chika started to back away again.

"You'd better be more careful." He said helplessly, and then he only saw the innocent and naive eyes of the girl.

Well, it's probably good to keep it like this. From the perspective of happiness alone, Fujiwara Chika's life is full of freshness and happiness.

What good would it do if I deliberately made her realize the reality of this world? Would she become a different person?

Hachiman also began to reflect on this in the bathroom, and then he inadvertently saw the red skirt and purple underwear left in the bathroom, so he began to turn the hot water into cold water.

About half an hour later he slowly came out, and Qianhua was still curled up on the side playing with her cell phone, with a freshly opened bag of potato chips next to her.

Hachiman couldn't help laughing, then he walked to the sofa and lay down like a salted fish.

"Stop playing, take a shower and go to bed," he shouted.

Qianhua took a bite of potato chips, reluctantly let go of the TIKTIK on her phone, and slowly walked to the bathroom.

The lights in the room had been turned off, leaving only the light behind the frosted glass and the silhouette of the girl's not-so-graceful figure.

Originally, Hachiman had no intention of watching it, but the boredom before going to bed made her watch it subconsciously.

The young man does not know the good of a young girl and mistakes a wife for a treasure.

Hey, something seems wrong.

Gradually, Hachiman fell into a deep sleep, and then he felt an itchy nose, as if someone was gently scratching it with hair.

He suddenly opened his eyes, held the other person's hand, a strand of silver thread slowly appeared in front of his eyes, and the sky outside the window had become brighter.

The woman in front of him lowered her head, her plump breasts hidden under her tightly wrapped white shirt. Her exotic eyes were looking at him carefully, but more like teasing.

"Hayasaka...Nao?" Hachiman woke up slowly and yawned.

"Good morning, Hikigaya-kun, you really worked hard yesterday." Hayasaka Nao said.

He turned over warily, his body a little sluggish and stiff after sleeping on the sofa all night.

Nao Hayasaka stopped teasing Hachiman and said with a smile, "I didn't expect that Hikigaya-kun really didn't do anything to Mrs. Nayanotake. I'm really surprised."

Following her gaze, Hachiman looked towards the bed, and saw two beauties, one big and one small, sleeping on the bed wrapped in a bath towel. Due to unconscious movements while sleeping, the bath towel was lifted up a lot, revealing their white and plump thighs under the sunlight from the window, which then extended upwards.

"It seems that my information about Hikigaya-kun was wrong. You don't like widows?" Hayasaka Nao said with a smile.

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"You don't like widows?" Hayasaka Nao asked curiously.

What kind of image do I have in your mind? Hachiman complained in his heart, and then retorted: "Actually, I am more interested in you."

Hayasaka Nao said shyly: "You're so annoying. I'm already an old woman. Go find Xiao Ai."

Hachiman said expressionlessly: "It doesn't matter, the old guy is good at cooling down..."

Before he could finish his words, a fist came at him, and the smile on his face did not diminish at all.

"Hikigaya-kun, it's unwise to casually discuss a woman's age."

That face that could show both anger and joy was still very beautiful even though it was angry.

At this moment, because of the fight between the two, the bed began to emit a depressed low moan. Hayasaka Nao stopped chatting with Hachiman and walked to the side, picked up a bottle of purified water, and slowly poured it into Shinomiya Nayotake's mouth. Soon, a weak voice sounded: "Nao? Where am I now?"

Hayasaka Nao sneered and said, "Where are you? I didn't have time to pick you up last night, so of course your body was found by someone. When I found you, you had more than a dozen condoms on you!"

"!!!" Nao Hayasaka's shocking words woke Ming Yezhu up instantly, and then he looked at his body in panic.

"You were lying. You knew this would happen, but you still went to the bar to drink. You should thank Hikigaya-kun this time. I really was delayed by something, so I had to ask your nephew-in-law to pick you up." Hayasaka Nao said. She was used to Ming Yezhun not remembering anything after getting drunk and waking up.

Shinomiya Nayatake finally noticed Hachiman's presence and frowned slightly. She had obviously forgotten everything that happened last night and was wondering whether Hachiman had done anything to her.

Hayasaka Nao skillfully took out a new set of clothes and underwear, and Shinomiya Nayotake, who was only wrapped in a thin bath towel, hurriedly took the clothes to the bathroom.

"It seems that you are not an exhibitionist and you still have a sense of shame." Hachiman suddenly said something that almost made Shinomiya Nayotake fall in.

Apparently after sobering up, Ming Yezhu became much more "dignified".