Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

The show seemed to be about a blind date between a man and a woman, and although the performance was clumsy, the sudden forgetting of lines and awkward acting itself became a source of laughter, which made the student audience below laugh continuously.

Liu Mei explained: "The topic is given on the spur of the moment, and then a few people go on stage to perform. The actors are also put together on the spur of the moment. The topic of the performance now should be blind date."

Hachiman nodded, and then was pulled by Rumi to the queue of participants. Although there were many people from the performing arts club participating, most of them were just playing around. As long as they were brave enough and not afraid of making a fool of themselves, they could show their presence on the stage.

Rumi and Yawata took the topics handed to them by the staff.

"Oh, Shura Field?" Hachiman looked at the topic curiously.

The staff member took a look and said, "The remaining three participants are all girls. How about this? You can act like the Sea King wandering between the three girls, and then get caught today. Okay, the last show is over, hurry up and don't keep the audience waiting."

Oh my god, what is this, a true performance? How can it be so similar?

"What about the other two girls?" Liu Mei asked.

"You go on stage separately, they are already ready on the other side." The staff continued to urge.

Even costumes were not needed, Hachiman and Rumi were pushed directly onto the stage.

It would be wrong to say that there were no props at all, at least there was a bench.

Looking at the crowd of people below, the young Liu Mei subconsciously felt a little timid. Hachiman took the initiative to hold her hand and turned into a dramatic mode.

Hachiman pulled Rumi to sit on a chair and said affectionately, "Today marks the first month since we confirmed our relationship. I think it's time to take our relationship a step further, Yukino-chan."

Liu Mei tilted her head slightly, trying not to look at the audience below: "But, my name is Liu Mei?"

Hachiman immediately realized that he had said something wrong, and stood up to have an inner monologue: "Oh, I've dated too many black and straight girls recently, and I'm a bit confused. Fortunately, this girl is a bit silly. She has been secretly in love with me for a long time, but I haven't agreed. It's not that I don't want to agree, but she is not big enough. Our Sea King is the Sea King, and the copper refining is still not a punishment. Look, isn't she old enough this year?"

The people below started laughing, and many people booed the Aquaman. It was quite lively.

Even the judges couldn't help but nod their heads. Just a few words of monologue revealed a vivid image of Aquaman. This man has a deep observation of life.

If Hachiman knew what the judges were thinking, he would probably sigh and say, there's nothing we can do, it's just a matter of professional matching.

What inspiration comes from life.

The Chinese students studying in the United States behind him were so angry that their teeth were itching. The more they listened, the more they felt that this guy was not making up a story, but was simply telling the truth.

After Hachiman sat back down, he was secretly pinched by Rumi, and Hachiman could only beg for mercy in a low voice: "Acting is only interesting when it is suitable for exaggeration."

Liu Mei was interrupted by this and was able to directly integrate into the role. There was nothing much to integrate into, and it was also a true performance of her.

"So how do you think we should develop further, dear?" Liu Mei raised her eyebrows naively, and the crowd below started to make a fuss again.

"Well, I've already booked a hotel for tonight, a candlelight dinner, and a starry sky room with an open patio that opens to the sky." Hachiman "whispered."

"Hey, but don't you think it's too fast?" Liu Mei said shyly and panickedly.

Then Hachiman stood up again and gave a monologue, and even the lighting technician tactfully gave him a strong light.

"Brothers, you must not give up at this time. If the girl doesn't refuse right away, it means she is not resisting. As long as you keep pestering her, she will most likely agree to it reluctantly."

Perhaps it was because Hachiman's image of the Sea King was too vivid, the female student audience members below were already starting to get angry and booed a lot, while the boys, on the contrary, applauded Hachiman's practical teaching methods.

What a rhythm master.

Then Hachiman's monologue ended, the bright light disappeared, and Hachiman returned to the play and said to Rumi: "Actually, I have liked you for six years, since the first time I saw you, so it's not fast at all. I have been waiting for this day for six years."

My goodness! The veins on Liu Mei's forehead popped out. It turned out that these words were just a trick to deceive her. It was a pity that she was so happy that she couldn't sleep the whole night.

A scumbag is a scumbag, but he is an elegant scumbag, so why should he be afraid of being laughed

However, for the sake of the next performance, Liu Mei had to endure and continue acting out this plot.

"This..." Liu Mei said hesitantly, as if she was both afraid and didn't want to disappoint her lover.

"Is this how you tricked me into bed?"

Then, the actors appeared and Hachiman was stunned.

"Now, I'm pregnant, two months, and it's your child."

Kato Megumi said this while gently stroking her flat abdomen.

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Hachiman never expected that the other actor would be Kato Megumi.

"Now, I'm pregnant, two months, and it's your child." Kato Megumi said, stroking her flat belly.

What art comes from life? Hachiman was shocked. Could it be that they already know...

No, this is a stage play now, which means that this Shura battle against Aquaman is just acting. They don't know the relationship between each other and him?

What a delicate balance! Hachiman couldn't help but break out in a sweat.

"You actually have my child?" So Hachiman decided to finish this play first.

"Two bars. Do I need to show you the photos?" Kato Megumi said calmly, but there was a hint of despair in that calmness.

"Who are you?" But before Hachiman could interrupt, Rumi next to him seemed to be unable to wait any longer and stood in front of Hachiman like an annoyed little lioness.

But Kato Hui remained calm. She whispered, "Your last victim. Or maybe not just the last one?"

She glanced at Hachiman with a calm expression, but there was a flicker of fire in her eyes. She played the role of an innocent girl deceived by the Sea King very well.

Hachiman felt a chill down his spine. If this was acting, Xiaohui's acting was too good, as if he had really deceived her.

Eh, it seems like I really lied to her?

No matter how Hachiman reacted, Kato Megumi's acting skills conquered the audience. Everyone was paying attention to this girl who did not look stunning, but they could feel a power from her, a power that she would not deliberately display if it was not necessary.

Kato Megumi walked up slowly, avoiding Rumi next to her, and made a loud snapping sound.

Kato Hui whispered: "This slap is for the foolish woman who was deceived by you, and the baby who will be born without a father."

The slap was full of strength, but it was not fake. Hachiman's cheek became red and swollen.

The female audience below shouted: "Good job, beat this scumbag to death."

Looking at their appearance, it seems that I wish I could take their place.

"Xiaohui..." Hachiman's voice suddenly became a little flustered, and he could no longer tell whether this was in the play or outside the play.

He knew how capable Kato Megumi was, and it was not impossible for her to live alone with Mei.

"In other words, what Miss Kato said is true?" Liu Mei said in a trembling voice.

"Ah, this..." Hachiman hadn't thought of his lines for a while.

One is a woman who is pregnant with his child, and the other is a girl who is waiting for him.

With a slap, after being hit on the right side of his face, his left side of the face was also slapped hard.

You two guys, really mean it.

"I...I really misjudged you, bastard." Liu Mei said with tears in her eyes.

In this situation, no matter how eloquent Aquaman is, he can't save the situation.

The secret of Aquaman is that the king never meets the king. In that case, no matter what the other party finds out, he can always find an excuse to cover it up. But if they have already met, it's basically GG.

Hachiman covered his burning cheeks. Is this the feeling of first love?

"Um, do you believe that I have a brother who looks exactly like me?"

Before Kato Megumi and Rumi could spit at him, someone slowly walked onto the stage.

"I see. Which of them should I call my sister-in-law?"

Saki Kawasaki came in front of the three people, like a volcano that could erupt at any time.

This one is more heavyweight.

Suddenly, the audience below started to make a fuss again. Fight, fight, what kind of magical plot is this?

Hachiman was completely confused. Was this just an act?

"Who are you?" Liu Mei asked naturally.

The protagonist of this play is no longer him, but the three women on the stage.

"I, I am this guy's legal wife. I have been with him since high school until now."

Shashi looked at him and said sadly.

Although I'm acting, it somehow seems connected to reality.

Saki glanced at Kato Megumi and said, "I see. I have never been able to give you a child, so you took action against other women?"

He cheated on his wife just to have a baby, treating her like a reproductive machine. What a scumbag.

The female audience members below started to make a fuss again and cursed.

"I..." Hachiman wanted to speak at this time, where are my lines.

The next moment, he was hit hard by a fist as big as a clay pot, hitting him hard in the face.

He groaned and almost fell to the ground.

This time, Hachiman was really angry. You three, you felt great beating me, right?

"I say, even the defendant has a chance to defend himself!" Hachiman shouted, in line with the spirit of the law.

"But the scumbag didn't!" The female audience below were outraged.

"Why are you guys being so dramatic? Shut up." Hachiman said to them out of character, and the male audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Everyone looked at Hachiman, wanting to see how he could persuade the three women to continue being children when they met.

Hachiman lit a cigarette, really lit it. Damn it, after getting slapped twice and punched once, his already abnormal body became even more abnormal. His hands even shook when he smoked.

He said to the three girls: "Shaxi, I have always respected and admired you, and I am grateful to you. I love Xiaohui's character and sympathize with her foolishness. I feel pity for Liumei and can't help but love her......"

After hearing what Hachiman said, the three of them were stunned at first, as if they could not imagine that there would be such a shameless guy in the world who could calmly say sweet words in front of three people.

Hachiman slowly exhaled a puff of smoke and said, "What does it mean to be twenty years ahead of the industry? Just look at their reactions and you will know. Mr. Jin is twenty years ahead of the industry."

But the next moment, he was punched in the face and fell to the ground. The three girls finally couldn't hold it anymore and vented their anger on him with their feet.

"Hey, don't step on my face, don't step on my bottom either, it affects your happiness for the rest of your life."

Hachiman didn't stop talking dirty even when he was being beaten, and the audience below cheered loudly. It can be said that this was the most successful performance of the day.

Only after the judges carefully savored it, they asked, "I think this is off topic. The title should not be called Shura Field, but should be called Beating Up the Scumbag. It looks like a real fight."

Finally, when the show ended, Hachiman got up and looked, but he found that the three girls had disappeared.

He is now in a very miserable state, with injuries all over his body, and not a single part of his body is intact.

But now I can’t care about so many things, I have to find my wife first!

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If Hachiman doesn't understand at this moment that he was played by three women, then the three brothers of the Shinomiya family who died at his hands would probably come out and cry out that their deaths were unjust.

The three women discovered his three-line operation and joined forces to teach him a lesson today. No wonder he felt so uncomfortable today.

But when he wanted to find the three girls, he found that they had all disappeared.

Hachiman left the stage play center and looked for him on campus, but still couldn't find him. The other party didn't even want to answer the phone.

But because of this attitude, Hachiman could probably guess where they were now.

His eyes turned and he thought to himself, since they did not leave in anger, but instead joined together to put on a show, it meant that although they were very angry, they were not yet disappointed. In this case, the situation could still be saved.

"But what went wrong? My operation should be perfect."

Hachiman could never have imagined that in the end it would be a small handkerchief that exposed his dirty thoughts.

But now was not the time to think about such things. He came to dormitory 213 where the three girls were and knocked on the door gently. There was the sound of the TV from inside, but no one came to check the door.

This actually confirmed Hachiman's suspicions, and the girls returned to the dormitory to reunite.

I don't know where this guy got a piece of wire from, but he just poked the old-fashioned door lock and it opened.

With a click, Hachiman slowly turned the door handle and walked in quietly, only to find that the three girls inside were still looking warm and normal.

Kato Megumi was busy preparing dinner in the kitchen, Saki was holding Mei and making faces to make her laugh, and Rumi was watching a soap opera on TV. It seemed like they were just in a small dormitory where everyone was getting along very well.

They didn't seem surprised by Hachiman's arrival, but no one chose to pay attention, as if he didn't exist.

At this time, how should we break the deadlock?

Without saying a word, Hachiman knelt down with a thud in the living room.