Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

“Xiao Xixi_Official: ‘Ah, did Xiao Xixi say something weird? Hehe.’”

The laughter behind the screen made Tanaka very excited and intoxicated. This is also one of the charms of Xiao Qianqian. She always inadvertently reveals a little devil temperament, which arouses his heart flow.

"Xiao Xixi_Official: 'And I tell you, the uncle is still a shy cat, always likes to lick people with his tongue. Just now he climbed onto my neck and licked my neck. Although the uncle is very cute, he is also very bad.'"

"XiXi's single pusher: 'I also want to be an uncle and stay with little XiXi.'"

“Xiao Qianqian_Official: ‘Hehe, doesn’t Xiao Qian meet everyone every day? It’s the same thing.’”

It was these words that made Tian feel itchy, so he gave him a reward of 200,000 yuan, which was equivalent to two governors.

"News: <Governor> Xixi has given 200 stars to a single person."

Suddenly the live broadcast room exploded again.

Chapter 25 Chapter

"News: <Governor> Xixi has given 200 stars to a single person."

In an instant, all kinds of news began to flood the screen, praising Tanaka's heroism.

A renewal governor plus 200 little star props is equivalent to 30 yen, which is already equivalent to Tanaka's monthly salary. But today he didn't feel sorry at all when giving the reward. There was even a hint of madness in his ordinary eyes.

"News: Xiaoqianqian_Official has risen 20 places in the live broadcast rankings and is currently ranked 24th in the live broadcast real-time rankings. If she rises four more places, she will get super traffic."

A pop-up message floated across the live broadcast room.

“Xiao Xixi_Official: ‘Great, thank you for the single push, now I can buy better clothes and cat food for the uncle.’”

"Xixi's solo pusher: 'That's not enough, today we will push little Xixi to the top.'"

There was another round of comments flooding the screen, and many captains and fans began to give small gifts. As the ranking increased, the number of passers-by traffic also increased.

"Xiao Qianqian_Official: 'Really? But you should do your best to promote Rensang alone. After all, real life is the most important thing.'"

"News: <Governor> Xixi has rewarded 10 big rockets to a single person."

Tanaka sat in front of the computer desk, his hands and feet were a little cold, but he was more excited. One rocket was worth 1 yen, and he just gave out 10 million yen in rewards with a wave of his hand. Even in TIKTIK's daily live broadcasts, such rich people are very rare.

Because Tanaka gave a lot of tips, the ranking of his live broadcast room quickly climbed up like a rocket.

There was a special reason why Tanaka was so generous today. He naturally didn't have that much savings. Ever since he became addicted to Xiao Qianqian, his small savings had already run out. Now he was counting on the day of salary payment every month. Then, today he embezzled the company's savings, about 10 million...

It doesn’t matter. He is the only financial accountant in the company and he won’t be discovered for the time being.

Nothing is more important than little Sissi's smile.

"Xiao Qianqian_Official: 'Hehe, then, to thank the person who recommended me, I will sing a song. How about Zhong Lanzhu's "Eutopia"?'"

Tanaka smiled. Because of this, little Qianqian kept calling his name today, which made him feel very satisfied.

"Xiao Xixi_Official: 'Hey it's me, are you ready? もっと热く高く光よりもhayく..."

Xiao Qianqian's usual live broadcast is to play games and sing with everyone. Although it can be heard that Xiao Qianqian's singing is very amateurish, her vocal range is not wide, her voice is also cute, and she is out of tune from time to time, but what does it matter? Isn't it also a refreshing experience for fans to listen to VTB singing out-of-tune songs?

"Xixi's single pusher: 'Huh, little Xixi's smile, even if I am a "humble" fat otaku, I want to always protect www. If you bully you, it is absolutely-Da Meyona, God SAMA, please allow me to protect you for my whole life... Your smile, suki, daisuki--! ! ! '"

"Revue: 'The world revolves around me!'"

The barrage in the live broadcast room started to get high energy again.

“Bluebird: ‘Hahahahaha, Tang Keke, let’s not contact each other anymore. I’m afraid Lanzhu will misunderstand. Ah, sorry I went to the wrong set.’”

"News: <Governor> Xixi has rewarded 10 big rockets to a single person."

The rocket special effects in the live broadcast room started to fly again, and Xiao Qianqian's live broadcast room also reached single digits in the live broadcast real-time list.

"Xiao Qianqian_Official: 'Thank you for the single push, the uncle also said thank you very much, ah~~'"

Suddenly, the girl behind the screen made another charming voice.

Tanaka felt something was wrong. He found that Xiao Qianqian's way of speaking was a little strange today, as if she was always being harassed by someone, and then she couldn't help but make some strange and seductive sounds, which would make people inadvertently think in a strange direction.

"Xiao Qianqian_Official: 'The uncle just pressed against my belly. What a little bad boy.'"

The smile on Tanaka's face became a little stiff, and then he said in the barrage.

"Xixi single pusher: 'Uncle is really a horny cat wwwwwww'"

“Xiao Xixi_Official: ‘Yeah, I always want to…be gentle…bully others…I’m bleeding, it’s annoying.’”

Tanaka uttered "eh" softly in front of the screen, and then a voice came from behind the screen.

“Xiao Qianqian_Official: 'Ah, sorry, it was the uncle who scratched me just now. Even my hand is bleeding. This is the first time I have been scratched by a cat.'”

"Xixi's single pusher: 'So, that's how it is. Is little Xixi feeling unwell today? Your voice sounds a little strange.'"

“Xiao Qianqian_Official: ‘Yeah… um… be gentle, maybe it’s because… it’s raining… ah… uncle, be gentle…’”

Tanaka is not a fool either, and he kept asking questions like “?” in the barrage.

No, that’s not the case. Xiao Xixi is not that kind of person. Xiao Xixi would not treat us like that.

"News: <Governor> Xixi has rewarded 10 big rockets to a single person."

As if to steady himself, Tanaka fired 10 more rockets. But when he thought that there might be a man next to the girl behind the screen, he couldn't help sweating and then stood up in the small space.

“Xiao Qianqian_Official: ‘Today is…my…birthday. I am really happy to have you…and uncle accompany me…I have something important to announce…um～～’”

Little Qianqian seemed to have no longer concealed her "prank" at all, and her panting sounds came one after another.

However, the beautiful two-dimensional image seems to be unaware of the evilness of the person in it, and still has a sweet smile.

Tanaka said with a distorted face: "No, I recharged so much money, and I renewed the Governor for so many consecutive terms. Xiao Qianqian, you can't do this to me."

He began to press the computer screen frantically, but at this moment, there was a knock on the door of the independent compartment. It took Tanaka a while to notice it. By the time he realized it, the other party had already forced their way in. Two men in uniform first showed their work IDs, and then said, "Mr. Tanaka Masaharu, we have received a report that you have embezzled public funds from Fukuyama Film and Television Culture Co., Ltd. We hope you can go back with us to investigate."

Just at this moment, Xiao Qianqian's voice rang out from the computer.

"Xiao Qianqian_Official: 'From today on, I will graduate from VTB and will no longer use the image of Xiao Qianqian. Thank you for your support.'"

"News: Congratulations to Xiaoqianqian_Official for becoming the number one in the live streaming real-time ranking."

Tanaka looked at the smiling two-dimensional suit in the computer, and then looked at the serious-looking policeman. He was so panicked that he let out a scream, with only one sentence in his mind.

Being a fan of VTB is a dead end!

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After Hachiman used a tissue to wipe Shinjo Akane clean, the girl sat softly on the man. She looked at the angry fans' comments, a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, and she said softly: "How is it, uncle, this is the result of my entire summer vacation. Did you have fun?"

This is the reward that Xin Tiao Qian mentioned, giving away her first time when she is doing a VTB live broadcast.

Hachiman said, "You really are a witch, Akane."

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The night was hazy. In Shinjo Akane's room, Akane curled up in Hachiman's arms. She seemed a little tired, with a strange blush on her cheeks, just like a kitten that had not yet been weaned.

She happily looked at her fans who were going crazy in the live broadcast room, cursing them with all kinds of ugly dirty words. She estimated that it would not be long before the super administrator would come and close the live broadcast room.

However, this did not affect Xin Tiao Qian's good mood today, or it could be said that this was something she deliberately created.

Hachiman put one hand on Xiao Qian's belly and one hand on her hair. He also looked at the crazy fans and the irritable brother who was clamoring to open a box for Xiao Qian immediately. He couldn't help but ask: "Don't you think it's a pity? You have more than 100,000 fans, and you just abandon the account you have worked so hard to operate."

At this time, Akane Shinjo's words were all soft and cute: "Oh, you don't know, uncle, the purpose of operating this account from the beginning was to wait for this day, to turn all their anger into your happiness. Although you don't say it, you must feel very happy in your heart, to get the idol they have been dreaming of in front of the fans."

Then Xiao Qian showed a chilling and evil smile and said softly: "So, they are all sacrifices to uncle. It would be more meaningful if I call you uncle."

As for the fans' enthusiasm, love, and likes, well, although they do make Xiao Qian very happy, but sacrificing them all to make the uncle happy will make Xiao Qian even happier. Don't her fans want their idol to be happy?

Hachiman looked at the unbridled girl in his arms and thought that even if he changed her fate, this little girl was worthy of being the daughter of Mrs. Tomoko and the blood of the Shinjo family, and the evil nature in her bones could not be changed after all.

However, it must be admitted that both Mrs. Tomoko and the somewhat immature Akane have mastered the psychology of men to perfection. Akane Shinjo's actions this time really made Hachiman feel very excited and unforgettable. It was a supreme enjoyment for a man that Akane Shinjo gave him her first time in this way.

"Are you really not afraid of being opened by them?" Hachiman asked with a smile.

The so-called unboxing means that the real identity of the person behind the virtual idol is revealed. For virtual idols who appear in the two-dimensional image, being unboxed can easily become an opportunity for their image to be destroyed. After all, distance creates beauty.

"Hey, but is there anything about Xiao Qian's identity that cannot be told to others? So what if the box is opened?" Xin Tiao Qian said nonchalantly.

That's true. First of all, Xiao Qian's original intention of operating this account was just for fun, and she didn't take it seriously at all. Moreover, this guy's mentality is inexplicably strong. It is probably that as long as the uncle and Rika ignore her, the life and death of other people has nothing to do with her. The so-called social death does not exist for her at all.

"Don't worry, it won't come to that." With Hachiman's current power, it is easy to suppress these people's behavior of opening boxes.

Tsk tsk tsk, it’s like I have inexplicably become the unspeakable “uncle” on the Internet.

Uncle, I...

"But what you did was too bad. Yono will definitely go crazy tomorrow." Hachiman said with a smile.

Such a scandal actually happened in TIKTIK's virtual idol business line which is gradually gaining popularity. Especially since Xin Tiao Qian's account even ranked first in the live broadcast room. At that time, there was a large amount of unfamiliar traffic coming in. It is estimated that it will become big news on 2CH and Twitter tomorrow.

"No, Sister Yangno wouldn't. She would just think it's fun and would even praise us. But I'm a little scared of her assistant." Akane Shinjo raised her head and looked at Hachiman with a cute smile.

Thinking about Haruno's personality, wouldn't what Shinjo Akane did just suit her chaotic and evil appetite? If she knew about it, she would probably just laugh, and then let the public relations department and assistant Arai Asumi clean up the mess, and even praise Akane for doing a good job.

By the way, when these two people, Haruno and Akane Shinjo, are put together, their attributes seem to be unexpectedly compatible.

"And it doesn't matter if Xiao Qianqian's account is gone. I'll use a voice changer to change my voice a little, and then open a new account to continue playing. Uncle, let me tell you, virtual idols are really fun. Those guys actually get horny for a paper man, and they haven't even seen what I look like. The way they break down their defenses is really funny, hahahaha."

Hachiman ruffled her hair and said, "You really have a bad personality."

I don’t know whether it is a blessing or a curse that the virtual idol circle has such a little monster, but Hachiman did not stop it.

"Akane, are you having fun these days?" Hachiman asked softly.

"Yeah, I'm super happy." For Xiao Qian, having Hachiman and Rikka, and doing interesting things every day, is really a blessing.

Hachiman was also very happy to see Akane like this, which meant that he had kept his promise to Mrs. Tomoko, and he had made Akane Shinjo happy.

Although this guy's happiness is more or less built on the suffering of others.

After almost having a rest, Xin Tiao Qian was always restless. She could no longer find it fun to watch the fans' insults, but at this moment, her phone rang.

"It's Rikka calling." Akane Shinjo said softly.

"You answer it, I won't say anything." Hachiman said, touching her hair.

"Hello, is this Rikka?" Akane Shinjo's tone was a little soft, as if she would fall asleep at any time.

"Well, sorry for calling you so late. I remembered that today is your birthday, Xiao Qian, and I wanted to come out and meet you. I really didn't think things through before. I also know that if I suddenly take you to see your father, you will be disgusted. I have reflected on it, so I think it's a pleasure to celebrate your birthday with you today, Xiao Qian..."

Then, Rikka heard Shinjo Akane suddenly laugh, and she asked in a panic, "Xiaoqian, what's wrong?"

Shinjo Akane gently placed her fingers on Hachiman's chest, and then kept drawing circles on his chest, and said in a lazy tone: "Rikka, your tone now is like a boyfriend who suddenly asked his girlfriend to meet his parents and ended up being upset, and then begged for reconciliation on his girlfriend's birthday, but ah, Rikka, it's too late."

Rikka gasped, "W-What's late?"

Akane Nijo, who plays the role of a philandering girlfriend, whispered, "When we were arguing, on my birthday today, I've turned into an uncle, chuckle... "

What does it mean to have two benefits at once? Xin Tiao Qian, you did a good job. You did a good job.

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"I've already become an uncle, huh, huh..."

Akane Shinjo is like a girlfriend who cheated on her boyfriend to get revenge on him, and she uses such words deliberately to provoke Rikka.

Hachiman, who was nearby, heard Rikka taking a deep breath and said, "Is the uncle with you?"

"This is all my fault. It has nothing to do with you, uncle."

It sounds like the lines from a Korean drama, but Akane Shinjo always says them with a smile.

"Ha, I don't want to talk to you now, give the phone to uncle, you idiot!" Rikka was so angry that she even burst out in hot girl language.

Afraid that the two would start arguing, Hachiman took my phone from Akane Shinjo's hand and said, "It's me. Akane is right next to me."

After a moment of silence, the other side said, "Did you do it?"

Hachiman chuckled and said, "Why do you sound like you're questioning a husband who's cheating on his lover?"

"What kind of metaphors are you learning from Xiao Qian? I'm asking you, did you do it with Xiao Qian?" Rikka asked.

"Yes, I did." Hachiman responded straightforwardly without lying.

The relationship between the three is a bit subtle. First of all, as former yuri couples, Akane and Rikka definitely have some feelings for each other, although later Akane revealed that they were sisters, which eliminated their lesbian nature. With the addition of Hachiman, both girls are interested in Hachiman. Although from Hachiman's point of view, Akane is more of an attachment to him rather than love like Yukino, the way it is expressed makes no difference to the girls, and Rikka is more normal in this regard.

So Akane Shinjo and Hachiman did it without permission, and the delicate balance among the three of them was broken. It can be said that Rikka was cheated on by the boy she liked and the girl she liked at the same time, and she must have felt bad.

"I can't say anything now. I'll call you back in ten minutes." Then he hung up.

Shinjo Akane blinked her big eyes and said, "Oh no, Rikka-chan is really angry."