Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Could it be that he wanted to do that? Kaguya's expression became a little stern.

Hachiman's breathing became a little rapid, and he said excitedly: "Can I can I can lick your eyeball?"

Chapter 4: I Want Both the Ice Sculpture Kaguya and the Sand Sculpture Kaguya

The night sky was reflected in the pond water. The carps in the pond gently emerged from the water, causing ripples on the calm surface of the pond and even breaking up the bright moonlight.

In the guest room of Kaguya's courtyard at the Shinomiya residence, Hachiman was handling company affairs on his notebook, mainly listening to Haruno's report on business progress, while Hayasaka Ai was helping him make the bed.

As the husband of the head of the family, Kaguya Shinomiya, Hachiman naturally slept with Kaguya originally. This was also the first time he entered the guest room. But now Kaguya was unwilling to share a bed with Hachiman, which made Hachiman a little upset. It was true that the two personalities were incomparable.

After finishing his business, Hachiman squatted beside Hayasaka Ai, admiring the black silk stockings on the thighs of the black-bellied girl, and the sweet fragrance emanating from her body when he approached her.

"Mr. Hikigaya, please don't peep at others so openly. It makes you look vulgar." Hayasaka, who was making the bed in the OMG pose, said calmly.

"But I'm very lonely. Your master has turned his face away from me. The night is long and life is as lonely as snow."

Hachiman sighed, and then hugged Hayasaka Ai from behind. As expected, a girl with a warm body is good, and then he laughed.

"It is only reasonable that the servant should pay back the debt owed by the master."

Even Hayasaka couldn't stand the other's obscenity. She pushed gently but didn't push. When Hachiman was touching her, she said, "If I go back later and Miss Kaguya smells something, I'm sure her impression of Mr. Hikigaya will be even worse."

After she said that, Hachiman's enthusiasm seemed to be extinguished by a bucket of cold water. He got off Hayasaka and rolled onto the tatami floor, as if he had entered the sage time ahead of time.

Hayasaka Ai smiled faintly.

Hachiman sniffed lightly and found a strange smell. He frowned and said, "When was this bed quilt made? Why does it smell so bad?"

This is a dereliction of duty as a maid!

Hayasaka Ai continued to spread the bedding and said calmly, "Of course it will smell, because it hasn't been exposed to the sun for a long time."

"Hey!"

"There's nothing I can do about it. I'm just following Ms. Kaguya's orders. Who told you to talk nonsense and lick Ms. Kaguya's eyeballs?"

"But don't you think this is an exciting thing?" Hachiman retorted sincerely.

Hayasaka Ai didn't bother to reply.

"Huh, that guy is too stingy. The silly Kaguya is cuter. This ice sculpture is really..." Hachiman complained.

"Please don't say that. At least Ms. Kaguya didn't kick you out."

"Hayasaka, I ask, when did this ice sculpture-like Kaguya appear?" Hachiman asked.

Hayasaka Ai stopped what she was doing, knowing that Hachiman wanted to know more about Miss Kaguya through her, and she did not hide it.

"Mr. Hikigaya, your statement is wrong. To be honest, she is the "original" Miss Kaguya. She has been like this since I was a child and came to his side."

Hachiman nodded gently. He was not too surprised. "It's not surprising that he received the same education as Huang Guangyunying and was in an environment like the Shinomiya family. What I'm curious about is how the somewhat out-of-touch Kaguya I'm familiar with appeared."

However, to his disappointment, Hayasaka Ai shook her head and said, "I don't know either, but one morning when I woke up, Ms. Kaguya became the person you are familiar with."

Hachiman was thinking about something and asked, "Is Kaguya asleep now?"

Hayasaka Ai's eyes softened and she said, "Kaguya-san is by the carp pond. She said she wanted to enjoy the moonlight tonight."

After hearing this, Hachiman stood up and left the guest room. Sure enough, from a distance, next to the carp pond in the courtyard, there was a motionless shadow stretched out by the moonlight.

The man walked briskly and said affectionately, "The moonlight tonight is so beautiful."

"Ah, no, the moonlight will be dirty." Bing Huiye sighed sincerely.

"This is too much, am I some kind of filthy germ?" Hachiman complained.

"Ah, you haven't slept yet, Hikigaya." Kaguya showed an "unexpected" expression.

"Haha, you made me smelly bedding and you're asking me this question even though you already know the answer."

"Don't you think that this quilt with a sour smell suits your temperament? I specifically asked Hayasaka to find it from an old cardboard box. It's really not easy to find such a quilt in the Shinomiya family." Kaguya said with emotion.

This guy is good at being sarcastic and foul-mouthed.

"No, I'm just thinking about how to complete the task you assigned me tomorrow. After all, I can't wait to lick your eyeballs." Hachiman licked his tongue gently.

As expected, Kaguya seemed to be disgusted, showing a disgusted expression, and then said: "Is there really a way? According to Hayasaka, the girlfriend she booked is notoriously stubborn, the type that can't be taken down even if you throw money at her."

"How could I possibly use such an unaesthetic method as throwing money around? I've already thought of a way, and it's just right that I can invite foreign aid now."

Hachiman took out his phone and called Yukino: "Hello, Yukino, I need your help with something tomorrow. I'll send you the details on LINE. Okay, thank you."

After saying this, Hachiman hung up the phone, and then said to Kaguya who was looking at him: "The final Dongfeng is complete, and tomorrow will be absolutely safe."

Kaguya said nothing and casually said, "Then I'll wait for your good news."

Then, the woman continued to look up at the moon, just like her name Kaguya-hime, as if she was missing her hometown on the moon.

"It's been a long time since I last saw this moonlight." Kaguya said softly. She had been sleeping in the body of the silly Kaguya, and this scene now really made her miss it.

Hachiman also asked, "Why did you split into a second personality and give control of your body to the Kaguya I'm familiar with?"

According to Hayasaka Ai, Kaguya at this time should be the main personality of the body. Instead, the silly Kaguya that Hachiman is familiar with is a split personality.

Bing Huiye glanced at him and said, "When I was in elementary school, a lot of girls gathered around me. After all, I was a person with the name of Shinomiya, and my parents would ask those children to compliment me, but gradually, there were fewer and fewer people around me. Because I received Shinomiya's gifted education, I couldn't tolerate their stupidity. Why can't they do such simple math problems? Why can't I run so slowly? Why can't I even tell the difference between Darjeeling black tea and Ceylon black tea? I can't understand the confusion of ordinary people. Why can't they do what I can do as a matter of course. Until the end, the little girl who wanted to make friends with me from the bottom of her heart not because of her parents' instructions, finally cried and said to me..."

Kaguya looked at the moonlight, her usually calm expression now rippling like the surface of a carp pond.

"I'm sorry, Xiaoye, I want to be friends with you, but I'm too stupid and can't keep up with you. I'm sorry."

She gently uttered the words of her friend from those days.

Then she turned to look at Hachiman: "At that moment I finally understood that as the heir of the Shinomiya family, I would end up alone, but loneliness is too painful. So, I decided to fall asleep and let another me who is more in tune with the world appear. Even if she is not as capable as me, she will have friends, right? I am glad that the ending is indeed like this. She has many friends, including Fujiwara Chika, Shijo Maki, Kashiwagi Nagisa, and Iino Miko. She will not be like me."

After saying this, the girl looked up at the lonely moonlight again.

Something in Hachiman's heart seemed to be touched. He had previously thought that the Ice Kaguya in front of him was the female version of Shigong Yunying or Shigong Huangguang, but now he felt that this judgment was wrong, or not comprehensive enough. Because the Ice Kaguya in front of him was decisively different from Yunying Huangguang, that is, she had empathy that could understand the pain of others, and a heart that was afraid of loneliness.

"It's decided!" Hachiman said suddenly.

Kaguya looked at him gently, with a hint of doubt.

"I will make you fall in love with me. When you can't see me, you're afraid that I won't come. When you see me, you're afraid that I'll mess around. I will mess up your pretending frozen heart, and I will make you take the initiative."

"Whether it's an ice sculpture of Kaguya or a sand sculpture of Kaguya, I want them all!" Hachiman finally declared.

Suddenly, Kaguya was stunned for a moment, then she revealed a chilling smile.

"Then come on, trash."

Chapter 5: Renting a Girlfriend Mizuhara Chizuru

In the early morning, the bluebells in the courtyard were still stained with heavy dew, and the sun was still shining brightly over the horizon. At this time, Hayasaka Ai had already gotten up and was ready to serve the two masters to get up, wash and change clothes.

After thinking for a while, Hayasaka Ai decided to go to Hikigaya Hachiman. After all, he was going to meet his "girlfriend" today, so he would need to spend more time dressing up.

Miss Kaguya's wake-up time is even later.

But when she walked to the guest room and opened the door, she found a face reflecting the cold light of the mobile phone. He was wearing headphones, and his eyes seemed to be red and swollen from concentrating on the mobile phone screen for a long time. His nose and cheeks looked a little oily, and even stubble appeared. He looked very decadent and haggard.

Hayasaka Ai frowned slightly. At this time, Hachiman didn't even notice her and was focused on the MOBA game on her mobile phone. Hayasaka Ai walked over without hesitation, pulled off his headphones, and then took away his mobile phone.

Hachiman exclaimed: "My Super God! Hayasaka, what are you doing——"

Hayasaka Ai just said coldly: "Mr. Hikigaya, you didn't sleep all night and played games all night, did you?"

Hachiman glanced at his watch at this time: "Ah, it turns out it's already this time, later than I thought, huh——"

He yawned.

Hayasaka said in a cold voice, somewhat angrily: "Don't you still have to complete the bet task with Miss Kaguya today? It's good enough that you don't scare her away now. You still want others to hug you and take pictures voluntarily."

Seeing Hachiman's look, Hayasaka felt that she was even more worried about his mission than Hachiman himself, and felt a little aggrieved.

Hachiman stood up with a smile, glanced at the mirror, and then nodded continuously, seeming to be very satisfied with his haggard and decadent appearance.

He explained to Hayasaka: "I'm not letting playing games delay my work. This is my secret weapon today, Hayasaka."

Hayasaka Ai tilted her head in confusion, then said to Hachiman, "By the way, I think I left behind a somewhat old grey suit when I was at Shinomiya's house last time. Where is it now? Find it out and let me change into it."

Hayasaka Ai thought for a moment, then said, "Although the suit has been washed, it hasn't been used yet, so it looks a little worn out. I've prepared a new suit."

Hachiman waved his hand and said, "No, no, that set will do."

Hayasaka Ai was even more confused, but still followed Hachiman's instructions, took out a half-worn gray suit from the dressing room, and helped Hachiman put it on.

Seeing him like this, Hayasaka frowned even more. He already looked decadent, and with this suit on, he looked like a middle-aged man who was unemployed but didn't want his family to know and could only wander around in the park smoking.

Because of staying up late, Hachiman's voice was a little hoarse: "How about it, I am like this now."

"It's very decadent and greasy," Hayasaka said bluntly.

Instead, Hachiman seemed happy and said, "That's good. This is my secret weapon."

Hayasaka Ai didn't understand what he said, but seeing that Hachiman looked confident, it seemed that there was indeed a reason why he pretended to be depressed.

But Hayasaka Ai is a little skeptical whether this method can really trick girls into taking photos with her and hugging her.

As if Hachiman suddenly remembered something, he took out his cell phone, and the camera showed him gloomy and decadent, with his eyes full of vicissitudes and stories that he could not tell others.

I took several selfies from different angles and sent them to Xin Tiao Qian.

Within two minutes, Hachiman's LINE message started ringing like a bombardment.

"Ahhh, uncle, you're like this!"

"Help, help, he's so handsome, uncle, how could you send me a photo like this!"

"My nose is about to bleed! No no, I need paper, shashashasha"

"Uncle, where are you now? I want to find you!"

"Am I the only one who has this photo, or does everyone have it?"

Hachiman glanced at Hayasaka Ai and said, "Look, there are still people who appreciate me like this."

Hachiman was a little proud, while Hayasaka Ai was stunned. The girl on the other side looked like a crazy fan in the fan club.

When it was completely light outside, even Kaguya had gotten up. She saw Hachiman's appearance but didn't say anything. After yesterday's "heart-to-heart talk", Hachiman's final declaration seemed to have annoyed this cold lady again.

After breakfast, Hachiman went out. About half an hour later, he arrived at Shibuya station and waited.

This is the location that Hayasaka Ai had confirmed with her rental girlfriend.

Hachiman lit a cigarette. Oh, what was the other person's name? Hayasaka told him, but he didn't remember it very well.

But he didn't have to wait too long, because suddenly, a clear and gentle voice sounded behind Hachiman.

"Um, is this Mr. Hikigaya Hachiman?"

Hachiman turned around and saw a girl with beautiful long hair. She was wearing a loose white dress and two bracelets with small bells on her hands. She looked fresh, but also had a maturity that did not belong to her age.

The girl has a standard goose-shaped face, eyes like autumn water, a small and straight nose, and skin as white as mutton-fat jade. She can only be described as delicate and beautiful. Her age seems to be about the same as someone who studied in the United States, but it is hard to tell whether she is a college student or a high school student.

The girl acted gracefully, and even when she saw a "customer" like Hachiman, she didn't show any disgust. She waved and said hello, "Excuse me, are you Mr. Hikigaya Hachiman? I ordered the rental girlfriend service."

Hachiman nodded slightly. His current character was a frustrated and decadent middle-aged man looking for a rental girlfriend.

"Hello, my name is Mizuhara Chizuru, and I'm your girlfriend today." Chizuru looked at the man in front of her. Although her actions and expressions were still generous, she was a little scared in her heart. In the past, those who asked for rental services were boys with more introverted personalities, but they would dress themselves up well.

But the man in front of him seemed like the type who would commit suicide by jumping into the subway at any time.

"Hello, Miss Mizuhara." Hachiman said in a hoarse voice.

"Well, for the sake of necessity, I will repeat the company's rules. We cannot have any physical contact during our trip today. We must get my consent before going to the destination. The rental service must end before five o'clock. Can you agree to these three points?" Mizuhara Chizuru said in a gentle and pleasant voice.

Hachiman said "hmm" softly, and then said: "But, I didn't call you here today to play."

"Eh?" Chizuru made an unexpected sound.

Hachiman took a deep breath and whispered, "I'm getting a divorce today, and I want you to accompany me to see my wife to sign the divorce papers."

His voice was sad and suppressed, which made people feel pity after hearing it.

Chapter 6 Lend Me Your Girlfriend

"I want you to accompany me to see my wife to sign the divorce agreements." Hachiman pursed his lips and said with some guilt.

Mizuhara Chizuru was very surprised to hear Hachiman's request. She instinctively wanted to refuse such a strange and troublesome request, so she explained.

"But the girlfriend rental service is limited to accompanying customers on tours, this kind of thing"