Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

It was precisely because of this frustration that he spent money to rent a girlfriend and thus met Chizuru.

So this is a good opportunity to let his ex-girlfriend see how well he is doing.

But it was not easy to talk to Chizuru about this matter. He was worried that if he told her, Chizuru would simply refuse him and not go.

Now he was looking forward to the party in the evening.

Hachiman yawned and stood in front of the mirror watching Hayasaka Ai dressing herself up. Not far away, Kaguya Hiiragi seemed to be watching the show.

"Mr. Hikigaya, the lady only left her anonymous name "Mimiko". She will be waiting for you in front of Shinjuku station with a red rose." Hayasaka Ai reminded.

"It's quite mysterious. Can't we see the photos in advance?" Hachiman asked.

Hayasaka Ai shook her head and said, "The other party didn't leave a photo. He said you could see him when you got to the station. It was obvious."

At this time, Bing Huiye was making sarcastic remarks: "Since she doesn't even want to leave a photo, she must be a fat woman who is 1.5 meters tall and weighs 200 kilograms."

Hachiman thought about it and realized that this was indeed possible. His face suddenly turned pale: "No, it's impossible."

Bing Huiye continued to watch the fun: "Haha, you don't understand women at all. Confident women will not miss any opportunity to show themselves. Unless they are women who dare not show themselves because they are not confident about their figure and appearance."

Hachiman was even more surprised by this: "What you said makes sense."

Hachiman's scalp suddenly went numb when he thought about dating a super tank and saying sweet words to her.

I want to back out.

"Otherwise, I won't go."

"No, do you think my eyeballs are so easy to lick, you bastard?" Bing Huiye said proudly.

At this time, Hayasaka Ai reminded him, "Mr. Hikigaya, five thousand yen an hour, five thousand yen."

Hachiman fell silent instantly. Five thousand yen per hour. If he played with her for eight hours, that would be forty thousand yen.

Hiss, this tank seems to smell a bit fragrant.

Besides, it wasn’t necessarily a tank. He knew that Kaguya’s words now were not well-intentioned.

"Are you so short of money?" Kaguya asked curiously.

Hearing this, Hachiman started to complain: "It's in short supply, of course it's in short supply, I'm so poor."

"That's impossible. Even if we don't talk about the Shinomiya family, isn't the Yukinoshita family also quite rich? What's more, what about your own ByteDance company?"

Speaking of this, Hachiman has something to say: "Don't mention it. Bytedance's operations are all handled by Yang No, including finance. This guy transferred every month's profits, including my salary, to Yukino's account and said that when I asked her, she would ask Yukino for it. Okay, I'll ask Yukino for living expenses. In the end, she gave it to me. She gives me a Fukuzawa Yukichi every month. Do you think this is something a human being would do? What can 10,000 yen do now? It's all gone for two barbecue meals. And they also say that they don't let me have money to mess around outside. When the hell have I ever messed around? I don't even go to nightclubs. And you, the Shinomiya family, I don't know if you agreed to give me 10,000 yen a month, too. It's only 20,000 yen a month in total."

In the past, he would occasionally get some pocket money from Lord Raikou, but after he married his elder, Lord Raikou's subsidies stopped, and he didn't feel comfortable asking.

Although he had some money in his card, he was still living on his savings. If he really had to rely on these 20,000 yen to live, how miserable he would be.

"Haysaka?" Kaguya asked. Kaguya naturally wouldn't ask about such trivial matters as the distribution of pocket money, so she could only ask Hayasaka.

Hayasaka nodded gently and said, "That's right. This is what Ms. Yukinoshita ordered. We can't let Mr. Hikigaya have too much money. Otherwise, he will start to spend money and who knows how it will end."

Kaguya couldn't help but gloat over his misfortune: "Well done, Hayasaka, I'll give you a bonus next month."

Hachiman was dejected and said, "Do you think this is human language?"

Bing Huiye smiled faintly, patted his head mockingly, and said, "Then you can go out with Tank and make some private money. I won't tell Yukinoshita Yukino this time."

Chapter 44: Aquaman vs. Tea Master

Hachiman went out with an uneasy mood and came to Shinjuku station. He had never been so "looking forward" to seeing a girl as he was today.

But then again, if he wanted to be a rental boyfriend all the time, then he would naturally be able to meet girls of all shapes and sizes. Otherwise, just forget about it after this order, and he could make money in other ways. But if he took two more tank trips, he was afraid that he would lose interest in women.

Hachiman was lost in thought as he searched for the girl holding a rose in her hand.

Soon, Hachiman's eyes lit up. She saw a girl holding a rose in her hand. The girl's figure was not tank-like but rather slender. She looked petite. Her golden hair was level with her shoulders, gleaming in the sun. She had big, watery eyes and looked very cute.

She was petite and cute, and had nothing to do with a tank, so Hachiman felt relieved.

Wow, I never thought that being a rental boyfriend would allow me to date girls like this and get paid for it. Where do you think I can find such a good job?

Hachiman suddenly felt hopeful about this part-time job again.

He immediately walked over and said with a bright blue smile: "Excuse me, are you Miss Mimiko? Hello, I am the rental boyfriend you ordered. My name is Hikigaya Hachiman."

After seeing Mimiko, Hachiman was a little excited and said a lot of things.

But the girl seemed frightened, and Hachiman knew he had lost his composure. He cleared his throat and prepared to continue, but then he heard the girl say, "You, who are you, some rental boyfriend? I don't know you, don't try to pull me away."

The little girl's vigilance was fully raised.

Oh, is there something wrong?

"But, don't you have a red rose in your hand?" Hachiman asked.

The girl frowned and said, "My boyfriend gave it to me. He just went to the bathroom and will be back soon. Hurry up and leave, or my boyfriend will beat you up when he comes back."

Hachiman was immediately embarrassed. He didn't expect this to happen. "Ah, this..."

got the wrong person?

At this moment, someone called out from behind him softly, "Are you the one on Rent-A-Boyfriend, Hikigaya Hachiman?"

Hachiman turned his head immediately and froze. A huge monster was sitting behind him. It was about the same height as him, about 1.8 meters, but it was as big as a small mountain, with flesh piled on flesh. Hachiman's face changed immediately. Is this a tank? It's a Guncannon! !

I saw that the steel cannon was not, and Miss Mimiko looked down at herself, and said with her thick lips, "Not bad, it looks better than in the photo, and there is some meat."

Otherwise, it’s not enough for you to exploit, right?

Hachiman said with a sad face: "Are you Miss Mimiko?"

Hachiman wanted her to say no, and that she had recognized the wrong person, but reality was cruel. The "strong man" nodded and said, "Yes, I am Mimiko."

Then Hachiman strode over and said immediately, "Ms. Mimiko, I want to explain the rules. First, there can be no physical contact between us. Second, you need my permission before going anywhere. Finally, you must finish today's trip before five o'clock."

He brought out Chizuru Mizuhara's trick.

Miss Mimiko came over and said with a grin, "Why are there so many rules? You're my boyfriend, can't you let me have some?"

After saying that, he hooked Hachiman's hand, and he immediately got goosebumps.

"Don't come over here!" Hachiman's face changed.

After saying that, he quickly stepped back. Hachiman once thought about being a gigolo, but now he felt the weight of life that he couldn't bear. He immediately knew that this was not a job he could handle.

Then, he heard a hahaha laugh coming from the side. Hachiman looked over and found that it was the girl who was mistakenly identified just now who was laughing.

"Your expression just now was so funny, like a chicken with its neck pulled, hahahaha"

The little girl laughed very wildly, and then Hachiman glanced at Miss "Mimiko" and found that her expression was very dull.

Instantly, Hachiman knew he had been tricked.

Hachiman said speechlessly: "I say, you are Mimiko."

He said to the young girl, who quickly stopped smiling.

"Oh, you noticed it pretty quickly." The girl blinked.

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Hachiman couldn't help but roll his eyes: "There aren't so many coincidences."

First, he recognized the wrong person, and then the person who came was a small meat mountain that ordinary people could not accept. Things that were too coincidental were not accidental.

The little girl stopped smiling, then waved to the little meat mountain and said, "You go down first."

The little meat mountain nodded, glanced at Hachiman, and disappeared into the crowd.

"What is this?" Hachiman asked.

"I specially asked my bodyguard to come and give you a surprise. She will follow us today, but she will not appear in front of us." Mimiko said with a big smile.

Is this a surprise? This is a prank, Hachiman muttered in his heart, is this a show of power to myself?

But the girl's smile was still as lovely as ever, and she said with a smile: "So, you are my boyfriend today, but I have never dated an uncle that old."

Hachiman looked at the innocent look of the other party and felt a little dissatisfied in his heart, but he still said: "Haven't you seen my photo?"

"Ah, well, I sorted them by age and selected the oldest person, hehe." Miss Mimiko still smiled.

It turns out that she chose me not because of my appearance but because of my age. This girl must be trying to put me down on purpose. I always feel that she is weird, a bit like Akane Shinjo.

"Do you like older people?" Hachiman asked curiously.

"No, I have something special to do today. I have to show up with my boyfriend. We'll talk about this later. Anyway, let's find a place to sit down. I'm a little hot."

After saying that, Miss Mimiko hooked Hachiman's hand, and the feeling of her chest touched Hachiman. She looked petite but was actually quite well-proportioned, and she exuded a sweet fragrance.

Hachiman said seriously, "We are not supposed to have physical contact with customers."

"But it feels very comfortable to hug me, right? Consider it an apology for scaring you just now. Sorry, this is the first time I call someone for a rental boyfriend, and I was always worried that he might be a bad guy, so I arranged a bodyguard." After saying that, the girl gently stuck out her tongue, looking very cute.

But Hachiman sneered in his heart.

You give a candy after a beating, right? You are using both carrot and stick in PUA.

Hachiman finally realized that something was wrong with this girl. No wonder he felt a little creepy when looking at her, as if he was looking at himself.

This girl has a very high level of tea art, and everything she says and does is full of the flavor of tea.

Now it becomes Aquaman versus the tea master.

Chapter 45: Experts Fight

Miss Mimiko took Hachiman to a nearby fruit tea shop that looked quite high-end.

Hachiman took a look and saw that a cup of cheese and grapes was almost a thousand yen. He deliberately showed a hint of embarrassment.

Miss Mimiko smiled at Hachiman's expression and spoke gently and considerately.

"The cheese blueberry cake here is very good. You can try it. Don't worry, it's my treat. Just consider it as an apology for scaring you just now."

"Well, thank you very much." Hachiman seemed to be relieved and said. Seeing him like this, Miss Mimiko smiled even more.

The two sat in a corner where no one would disturb them, and Hachiman took the initiative to ask, "So, Miss Mimiko, where are you going to play today?"

"Well, actually I haven't thought about it yet. How about we play a little game first, where we can ask each other a question so that we can get to know each other better, okay?"

The blonde girl smiled sweetly, and Hachiman pretended to be stunned. After a long while, he said, "Well, it's okay."

"Then please ask Mr. Hikigaya first," said the blonde girl.

Hachiman hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Is Miss Mimiko your real name?"

The blonde girl shook her head and said, "You want to know my real name? Uncle, you are so mean."

Then she giggled, looking a little cute.

Hachiman complained in his heart, how could this be bad, and why did it feel like the roles were reversed, the girl's tone made it seem as if she was the compensated dating girl and he was the uncle who ordered JK.

"Well, it's my turn to ask questions." The girl whose stage name is Mimiko looked at Hachiman with some amusement.

"Uncle, what questions do you think I will ask you?" she said with a smile.

"No, I don't know." Hachiman seemed a little flustered.

When Mimiko saw his appearance, her smile widened and she said, "For example, how tall is the uncle?"

Immediately, Hachiman blushed.

Seeing this, Miss Mimiko was even happier: "Haha, uncle is really interesting. I was right to point you out. Don't worry, I won't ask such questions. So, let's change the topic. Uncle, why do you come out to be a rental boyfriend?"

Miss Mimiko asked with interest.

After thinking for a while, Hachiman said, "Well, actually I was fired by the company, but I don't want my wife to know about this. I'm afraid she will worry. But I also need to take the money back, so Miss Mimiko is my first customer. Please forgive me if I am rude. I hope you can give me a five-star rating when you go back today. I really need a good review."

Hachiman said very sincerely, and Miss Mimiko narrowed her eyes slightly: "So, uncle, you really love your wife?"

"Yes, yes, she and I were classmates in high school. I don't have any special abilities, but my greatest pride is that I was able to marry my current wife. I want to make her happy."

As he said this, Hachiman clenched his fists.

Miss Mimiko looked at Hachiman and smiled, with a strange glint in her eyes, and said, "Uncle, your wife is loved like this. She is really a lucky person."

Hachiman seemed to notice nothing and ran his hand through his hair sheepishly.

Just at this moment, the fruit tea and cake they ordered were served.