Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Hachiman knew that Kinoshita Kazuya didn't welcome him and didn't intend to give him the face. After all, he did all this just for his friend Chizuru.

Just at this moment, Mami's phone rang. After seeing the caller ID, her face turned a little ugly.

"Hey, um, I'm at the hospital, how did you know?"

"I understand. Come down now."

After Asami hung up the phone, she said to the others, "Well, I have something to do and I'll leave first. Kazuya-kun, you should take good care of your injuries."

Asami said this and waved to everyone. Hachiman wanted to leave, so he said, "I'll take you down."

Then Asami and Hachiman left, leaving only Kazuya and Chizuru.

Asami walked up the stairs, she said to Hachiman, "Uncle, I had a lot of fun these past two days."

Hachiman couldn't help but laugh, "Even if you are forced to kneel down in front of me and have my head stepped on by my feet, you'd be happy?"

"Uncle, you are really annoying. Can't you say something nice? Like the fact that we slept together last night. Although you had your back to me and hugged Chizuru, I still felt very warm." Asami said happily.

"Please, can you be normal?" Hachiman said speechlessly.

"Hehe, I want you to remember me well. After all, I don't know when we'll see each other again after today. Uncle, aren't you going to take down the sign that says you're renting my boyfriend?"

Asami said in a slightly muffled voice.

Hachiman scratched his cheek and said, "Well, I can pick it later. Besides you, no one else will pick it for me anyway."

Mami's eyes suddenly lit up: "Really? Is this really possible?"

"It's not because of you that I didn't take off the sign."

"Hey, uncle, you're so disgusting when you act so tsundere." Asami said with a smile.

Then, Asami took out her small wallet and took out all the cash inside. It looked like there were about 20 or 30 bills. She stuffed them all into Hachiman's hand and said, "I heard from Chizuru that you were short of money. Consider these as your payment for renting your boyfriend. I didn't know when I went out, so these are all I have."

"But, if calculated by the hour, it shouldn't be that much, right?" Hachiman looked at the thick stack of banknotes.

"It's okay, it's okay. Just consider the rest as a reward to you, uncle. After all, I haven't been this happy in a long time." Mami said with a smile.

Hachiman thought about it and accepted it. After all, Asami didn't seem to be short of money, but he was really poor.

Arriving at the hospital entrance, Mami said, "Just send them here."

Hachiman stopped and watched Asami leave, and soon saw a black Rolls-Royce waiting there. In addition to the little meat bodyguard, there was also a middle-aged man with a big backcombed hair. Asami came to the middle-aged man with a smile.

The next moment, a crisp slapping sound spread throughout the neighborhood, and the middle-aged man slapped Mami hard on the face.

"shameless!"

"Do you know your identity?"

"You're a whore for staying out all night and not coming home?"

“Think about your identity!”

Even though Hachiman was standing at the door, he could still hear the man's scolding, and it was really ugly. Despite this, Nanami Asami still kept a smile on her face.

Hachiman wanted to go over to stop the middle-aged man, but he saw Asami smiling at him, as if trying to stop him.

After a while, the middle-aged man finally finished scolding Asami, who still kept smiling. But such a smile was a little uncomfortable for Hachiman.

Mami didn't know what she said to the middle-aged man. The middle-aged man took out his wallet and stuffed something into Mami's hand.

After the middle-aged man got in the car, Mami ran over again.

"Uncle, take this." After saying that, he stuffed the banknotes in his hand into Hachiman's hand. Just like before, it was also a thick stack of banknotes, which he had just taken from the middle-aged man.

"Uncle, you shouldn't be short of money for the time being. You have to wait for me to order your brand, and don't let other slutty bitches order it." Asami showed a narrow smile, which was completely different from the smile she had just shown to the middle-aged man. It was more lively and full of vitality.

Hachiman couldn't help but laugh: "Are you trying to support me?"

"How is that possible? If I want to support you, I have to wait until I can trick my dad into giving me his bank card. You won't be that easy, uncle." Mami said with a smile.

What can I say about this girl Nanami Asami? When she is bad, she is really bad, with a foul mouth and a green tea attitude, and she only does things that hurt others and benefit herself. But when she really wants to be nice to others, she is sincere and unreserved.

"Is that man your father?" Hachiman couldn't help but ask.

"A very smelly middle-aged uncle, right? Totally different from you, uncle. Very boring." This is how Asami commented on her father.

Hachiman couldn't help but touch her red cheek and said, "Does it hurt?"

Asami's smile twisted for a moment, but she quickly returned to normal and said, "Uncle, you just want me to cry, right?"

Hachiman just smiled, and Mami said goodbye to the man reluctantly: "Well, uncle, goodbye."

Hachiman suddenly asked, "Hey, Asami, you go to the same school as Kinoshita Kazuya, Shuchiin Academy, right?"

Asami was confused, but nodded and said, "Yeah, what's wrong?"

"Maybe I'll give you a surprise then." Hachiman said mysteriously.

Asami left with a confused look on her face.

Hachiman watched Asami get into the Rolls-Royce and leave. Then someone asked behind him, "What is the relationship between Mr. Hikigaya and Shuchiin?"

Hachiman turned around and found Chizuru standing behind him. He didn't want to talk about this topic too much, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Chizuru shook her head and said, "I just wanted to thank Hikigaya-san again. If it weren't for you, Kazuya-kun wouldn't have been rescued so easily."

Hachiman waved his hand to indicate that it was nothing, then thought for a moment and said, "Well, I wanted to tell you several times before but was interrupted."

Chizuru showed a strange expression: "What's wrong?"

Hachiman said seriously: "Do you remember the first time we met? In fact, everything was fake. Yukino and I were not divorced, and I was not kicked out of the Yukinoshita family. I just lied to you because I needed it that time. I am very sorry."

Chizuru was stunned for a moment, her expression became very strange, and then she suddenly laughed.

Hachiman was a little confused: "What's wrong?"

Chizuru smiled and said, "Although you have shown yourself to be very capable and well-connected today, Hikigaya-kun, you don't have to put on airs in front of me. I have already confirmed your situation with Miss Haruno. Because of your situation with Miss Yukino, Haruno has severed all ties with Miss Yukino. Miss Haruno told me many things about you being bullied by Miss Yukino."

These were what Yang Nai told her occasionally when she went for the interview yesterday.

Hachiman: “?”

How are you related to Yukinoshita Haruno?

No matter how Hachiman explained afterwards, Chizuru believed that he was just trying to save face and make up for the lame lie she told when they first met, which left Hachiman speechless.

*

Chizuru couldn't help laughing as she recalled how she was anxious to explain that she was "not that bad".

When she returned to Kazuya's ward, she found that Kazuya was about to get out of bed, so she hurried over to support Kazuya.

"Kazuya-kun, you can't get out of bed yet, what's wrong with you?"

"I-I thought you would never come back, Chizuru." Kazuya said a little panicked.

"Didn't I tell you that I just went to thank Hikigaya-kun? After all, he has been busy running around for you and me." Chizuru explained.

"I'm just worried, Chizuru, you'll just leave me and not come back." Remembering that Chizuru and Hachiman spent the night in the hotel yesterday, Kazuya was worried that Chizuru would really run away with Hachiman.

"Please, Chizuru, it doesn't matter what happens, just don't leave me." Kazuya said nervously.

"No, I will stay with you, Kazuya-kun." Chizuru felt a little pity for Kazuya's situation in her heart, and her tone became more gentle.

Finally, Kazuya revealed a somewhat empty smile. As long as Chizuru didn't leave him and always remained gentle in front of him, her other side didn't matter anymore.

Just treat everything that happened yesterday as a dream, just a dream.

Chapter 90: After being kicked out of the team by the hero, I teamed up with the hero's mother

Early morning at Kasumigaoka Mansion.

The morning dew of summer is replaced by the snow of winter. The birds on the electric poles are still chirping, which is annoying. The heater in the room is blowing. Although it is warm, it seems dry. The alarm clock often rings, but it is also knocked down by the girl in bed. The most unbearable thing in the early morning of winter is getting up. Leaving the warm bed is as difficult for the lady as leaving the warm womb.

The alarm rang again, and the girl, Kasumigaoka Utaha, opened her eyes reluctantly. However, her body was still very heavy, and she felt relaxed after finishing a manuscript on a deadline.

Kasumigaoka Utaha tossed and turned in bed several times, and found that the more tired she was, the harder it was to fall asleep. But she was in a good mood because she was rushing to finish her manuscript. So she reached out and picked up her phone from the table and opened the cover. Although smartphones are now popular, she still uses a flip phone and looks at the new messages on LINE.

"We've made an appointment. Let's meet at the Infant and Toddler Sports Center in Shibuya at ten o'clock today."

The sender was her good friend Kato Megumi.

It was still early, so there was no need to worry about being late. Shiyu was bored and flipping through the contact list on LINE, and unconsciously turned to the name "Hikigaya Hachiman". Although the two added each other as friends, when they opened their chat history, it was empty. The two had never chatted on LINE.

From Shiyu's perspective, the unique self-esteem of an excellent woman would naturally not compromise and take the initiative to chat with him. And that man probably didn't take her seriously. When Shiyu thought of this, her mood became a little bad again.

I had been writing the manuscript on time just to get rid of this kind of thing, and just as I finished it, I couldn't help but think of that guy.

"Ahhh, it's really hopeless." The girl muttered to herself somewhat depressed.

She pulled back the warm goose down quilt and felt a chill. She was wearing only a white shirt and underwear.

This shirt was what she asked Xiaohui for. She still remembered Xiaohui's surprised expression when she mentioned this request. It made her so confused that she wanted to find a hole to crawl into.

But surprisingly, Xiaohui really gave herself a shirt that guy had worn the next day.

The memory of this dark history was like mud, making her so embarrassed that she wished she could die every time she thought of it.

But despite this, I unconsciously treated this piece of clothing as pajamas, the so-called "boyfriend shirt".

But it was just her own delusion. When she thought of this, Shiyu felt a little pitiful, just like a stalker.

"Kasumigaoka Utaha, Kasumigaoka Utaha, how could you be so depraved." She looked at herself in the mirror, inheriting the delicate features from her mother, eyes like autumn water, a delicate nose, red lips, lush long hair that was so black that it looked purple, and a perfectly plump figure.

Everything about me was so perfect, why did I hang myself on a tree?

It’s all because of the novel I wrote. I inexplicably substituted that guy into the protagonist, causing me to become obsessed with him.

Shiyu shook her head, took off her shirt, put on a beige dress, wrapped her long legs with black suspenders, and went to the bathroom in the room to wash up before opening the door of the room.

This is not the large and somewhat cumbersome courtyard house of the Kasumigaoka family, but just an apartment under the name of Shiyu. After all, there are only mother and daughter in the Kasumigaoka family now, and living in a too big room would seem a bit lonely.

It’s not that Shiyu wanted to live with her mother, but this woman had the audacity to move into her apartment.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw a purple beauty sitting at the dining table. The sunlight shone through the window, staining her purple-black hair, exuding a strange charm.

Even Shiyu herself had to admit that her mother's mature charm definitely overshadowed her own.

The beautiful woman in front of him wearing a purple dress is his mother, Fujiwara Kaori.

At the same time, there was also a female hooligan who shamelessly moved into his apartment, under the pretext of making it convenient for them to work on their manuscripts together.

"Good morning, Shiyu, would you like breakfast?"

Fujiwara Kaori spoke calmly while cutting the bacon roll with a knife and fork.

"Eat." Shiyu, the landlord, said bluntly.

"There are bacon and eggs in the refrigerator, make them yourself." After saying that, he took a sip of coffee and smiled faintly.

Veins popped out on Shiyu's cheeks. This woman had clearly made breakfast for herself and clearly knew that she was still at home. But she had no intention of making a portion for herself.

She snorted coldly, then went to the kitchen to make her own breakfast. However, the coffee in the coffee machine was already brewed, so Shiyu took it for free without hesitation.

About ten minutes later, Shiyu came to the dining table with breakfast and coffee, while Fujiwara Kaori had already finished her breakfast. She was wearing gold-rimmed glasses that added a bit of elegance and bookishness, and was looking at her laptop, apparently deleting and revising something.

The mother and daughter have a common profession, that is, novelists. But although they are both novelists, the content of their works is very different.

Shiyu said with interest, "Mother, is it possible that your new work "My Man" has not yet found a publisher willing to publish it?"

Shiyu's face was smiling, but it also contained undisguised ridicule and pride. Her mother was a traditional literary novelist, a typical female intellectual, and a failed writer. She had been in the industry for more than ten years, but had published very few books, and even fewer sales. It was obvious that if she had used the power of the Kasumigaoka family, she could have easily published her books, but the stubbornness and self-esteem unique to intellectuals made her only willing to rely on her own works to speak for herself. Needless to say, the result was.

Fujiwara Kaori couldn't help but frown when she heard her daughter's smug tone. "So what? I remember your book was called 'My Stepmother's Burden is My Ex-Girlfriend'? What a mess. The current impetuous atmosphere means you can only write this kind of thing."

Shiyu still had a smile on her face. "Let's not talk about whether it's impetuous or not, but I have already finished this book. Each volume has sold a million copies, and the comic, animation, and figure plans have all been launched. In other words, the market recognizes and accepts what I write. I have just finished writing the first volume of my new novel, called "After Being Kicked Out of the Team by the Hero, I Team Up with the Hero's Mother." The publishing company has agreed to publish it."

Compared to her mother's traditional literature which was not doing well in the market, she, as a new and cutting-edge writer of light novels for beautiful girls, had created a miracle of millions of sales per volume.

Xiangzi tilted her head slightly and said, "New toilet paper?"

Chapter 91: The Shitty Mom

"New toilet paper?" Xiangzi asked, tilting her head.

Although light novels are often ridiculed as toilet paper, Shiyu still feels angry when her mother ridicules her like this.

"You don't understand the writing ecology of light novels at all, so don't be so self-righteous." Shiyu said coldly.

"The so-called light novel writing ecosystem is to produce some industrial saccharine. Just like your last book, it was just a story of a couple who were still in love and quarreling, but you dragged it out to ten volumes, and even let the second female lead join the battle because you didn't want to finish it. It's really not decent, not at all."

Xiangzi couldn't help but shake her head and sigh, as if what her daughter wrote was really rubbish.