Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

"To seduce my sister." Hachiman said seriously.

Kaguya pretended to throw milk on Hachiman's face, and Hachiman restrained himself a little: "That's what it is, because the election of the chairman of the board is voted by all students. So you asked me to win over the famous and influential female students to vote for you. Hiss, in this way, am I not a male PR?"

Kaguya ignored his self-review and asked, "So, did you do a good job?"

"Of course, I have been keeping in touch with Ichika-chan from the Nakano family. If you don't believe me, take a look."

After saying that, Hachiman handed the chat history between him and Ichika to Kaguya. Kaguya took a look and saw that it was a chat that took place after midnight last night, almost until around three o'clock.

Kaguya twitched her lips and said, "You feel sleepy because you are chatting with your sister."

Hachiman felt wronged and said, "I am just following your instructions. And what do you mean by chatting with my sister? I didn't just chat with Ichika last night. If I only chat with one person at a time, then the efficiency of maintaining the relationship will be too low!"

In addition to his sister, there are also wives, wives, fiancées, etc. He has mastered the skill of chatting with several girls at the same time.

"You just want to say that you are flirting with several women at the same time, you scumbag!" Kaguya really had the urge to throw the milk over. What kind of person is this?

"You asked me to go to Shuchiin, isn't it my scumbag that you're attracted to?" Hachiman was really annoyed by this woman. What on earth was she thinking?

As a result, Kaguya smiled faintly: "That's perfect, you like scumbags, don't you? This time, in addition to the scumbag students, the teacher also wants you to be a scumbag as well."

"What do you mean?" Hachiman was a little confused, or rather, had a bad feeling.

Kaguya pursed her lips and said, "The latest news is that the election rules have been adjusted. Originally, the students protested that the chairman was elected by the board of directors, which was too disrespectful of the students' freedom. Then the teacher representatives also protested. Obviously, the teachers are the group that has stayed in the school the longest, and they also want to elect representatives to represent the interests of the teachers. So now the rules have become that both teachers and students have the right to vote, and the weight of teachers and students has become 3:7. Although there are fewer teachers, according to the weight, each vote of the teachers is more important."

Hachiman protested, "Hey, you're kidding. It's okay for the bad students, after all, they are all fresh JKs. But the teachers at Shuchiin can't be aunties over fifty years old, right? I don't want them."

Kaguya showed a cunning smile, gently pinched Hachiman's chin with her right hand, and said: "Isn't married woman your strike zone? This time I can just meet your requirements."

Hachiman looked at his wife speechlessly and said, "I was just joking. Do you really want me to turn the school into a silver mine?"

"It doesn't matter if it turns out like that. As long as you can seduce all the sisters from the aristocratic families in Shuchiin and become the cheap sons-in-law of those fat pig congressmen of the Liberal Democratic Party, then my mission will be safely accomplished." Kaguya said with a smile.

"Are you really not afraid that I will be sunk in Tokyo Bay?" Hachiman said complainingly.

Anyway, all jokes aside, it’s clear that this rule change has made Hachiman’s public relations job more difficult.

Originally, he planned to use girls he was already familiar with, such as Nakano Ichika and Nanami Asami, as his connections to gradually build connections between students. But now if he added the teachers to the mix, he suddenly had no idea what to do because he didn't know any of the teachers in Shuchiin.

Well, all in all, now we can only take one step at a time.

At this time, Hayasaka Ai brought his breakfast, the carefully made rice balls, still steaming and shiny, sprinkled with sesame seeds, shredded seaweed, caviar and other things, worthy of the Shinomiya family. Even the simple rice balls are luxurious versions.

Hayasaka Ai calmly handed over something and said, "Mr. Hikigaya, this is what you forgot in the bathroom."

Hachiman took a look and saw that it was his wallet. He must have left it in the bathroom when he took a shower yesterday and forgot to take it.

"Oh, thank you." He reached out to take his wallet back and found something was wrong.

"Where is my money? Where is my huge stack of Fukuzawa Yukichi?" Hachiman suddenly became anxious.

Kaguya smiled faintly: "It seems that you have earned a lot of tips as a rental boyfriend. You are worthy of it."

Hayasaka Ai bowed lightly and then said, "The 623,000 yen in Mr. Hikigaya's wallet has been exchanged for the suit you are wearing now. This is the decision made by Lady Kaguya and Lady Yukinoshita Yukino after consultation. Both ladies think that Mr. Hikigaya should not have too much cash on him."

"My private money! Ahhhh!" Hachiman looked at the only two or three Fukuzawa Yukichi notes left in his wallet and let out a miserable cry.

It hurts, it hurts too much.

Chapter 94: Transformation

Hachiman looked at Kaguya with some resentment. He had worked hard as a rental boyfriend and had to sleep with his two younger sisters, and only then did he get hundreds of thousands of pocket money from Asami. He had already placed an order for Fengling HG, and was fully armed for his little girl control.

Now, everything is wooden.

My money!

Kaguya looked at the man's resentful eyes and felt that it was somewhat fresh and a little funny. She said, "Do I really need to do this? It's just a few hundred thousand. You usually eat and stay at the Shinomiya family or the Yukinoshita family. If you want to spend money, Hayasaka will pay for you. Is it necessary to do this?"

Hachiman said with great resentment: "How is this the same? Private money is a man's romance. Some things are meaningless if you don't buy them with your own money!"

Kaguya shrugged and said, "I totally don't understand."

"So you are the woman." Someone has started indiscriminate attacks because his private money was cut off.

"I don't plan to be a man, but I understand the desire to have property that you can completely control. How about this, if this trip to Shuchiin goes well, I won't care how much money you take from Shuchiin's sister during this period, and I will help you keep it a secret from the one from the Yukinoshita family."

Bing Huiye knows how to employ people very well, and she uses both carrots and sticks.

Hachiman said with some disdain: "Don't give me that. I earned the money with my own ability. Why do I need your consent?"

"Who told me to be your wife? Don't you understand that it is the common property of husband and wife?" Kaguya said with some pride.

"Only at times like this would you admit that you are my wife. But never mind, as long as you are willing to help me keep Yukino's words a secret."

That bitch really guarded his wallet very closely, as if he would become bad and pick up girls if he really had money.

There is no greater sorrow than this for middle-aged men.

Are you kidding? Doesn’t it mean he’s not a bad person if he doesn’t have money? Doesn’t it mean he can’t pick up girls if he doesn’t have money?

Bing Huiye looked at the man whose mood turned from gloomy to cheerful, and felt very puzzled. It was obvious that the money he possessed exceeded that of 99% of the men in this country, but why was he still obsessed with these small amounts of money, as if it were some kind of hobby? It was really puzzling. Bing Huiye did not fall in love with this man like her other self, and was still in a position of "using" him, so she was puzzled, but found it quite fresh.

After finishing breakfast, Kaguya began to familiarize herself with today's speech, and due to the change in the rules, she and Hayasaka needed to revise the content.

Hachiman, on the other hand, was eating rice while playing with his phone, mainly greeting Ichika on LINE.

"Ichika-chan, I'll be leaving for Shuchiin today. Are you looking forward to it?"

Not long after, Ichika sent a photo of herself wearing a kimono.

"Does it look good? wwwww" A message came from Ichika.

"Are you still filming? So when you were chatting with me yesterday, you were actually on the set?"

"Hahaha, there's nothing I can do about it. Little Hu Xing just needs to work hard like this to get more opportunities."

"It's really hard work."

"Who said it wasn't? I was just playing a little palace maid, but I had to stand with the leading actors for the whole night. Now I'm so sleepy."

"Will you go to school later?"

Hachiman looked at Ichika in the photo carefully. His eyes were already a little dark, and he admired her. Although he had always told Kaguya that he was flirting with girls on LINE, in fact, his chat with Ichika was more like a conversation between friends. Hachiman would not take the initiative to say anything ambiguous to make Ichika feel embarrassed.

She knew that Ichika still wanted him to repair the relationship between the sisters and she needed his help. If Hachiman sent her some ambiguous words at this time, it would feel like coercion, which would be ugly. He was not short of women, and he was not lustful.

In fact, he quite likes chatting with Yihua in a refreshing way, watching this girl who is pursuing her dreams and making herself more shining step by step.

"Go! Now that the crew has finished their work, I still have time to rush back. This is Mr. Hikigaya's first time at our school, so I naturally have to give him a warm welcome."

Ichika said enthusiastically.

"So how do you want to welcome me?"

"How about giving you a hug? We haven't seen each other for a while." Ichika said.

"Oh, really? I took it seriously."

"Really, really. I'll wait for you at the school gate and introduce the other sisters to you as well."

"Then I'm looking forward to it."

Hachiman replied to the girl.

Then he looked up and saw Hayasaka Ai looking at him.

"Mr. Hikigaya, that smile you had just now was a little disgusting."

"It's so noisy. This is a sign of a happy mood."

Although there is nothing ambiguous, it is still very comfortable to chat with my sister.

At this moment, someone else contacted him on LINE, which surprised Hachiman. It turned out to be Chizuru Mizuhara.

"Hello, Mr. Hikigaya." Chizuru looked a little cautious.

"Good morning, Ms. Chizuru, is there anything I can help you with?"

"It's like this. Kazuya-kun was discharged from the hospital today, so I came to tell you that the medical expenses were really covered by the Nitta Group. This is really a big help."

"Ah, didn't we already say that? You don't have to worry about it. Those guys were the wrong people in the first place."

"Yes, but there is still a problem. That team leader Nitta Gonzo sent two million over, and Kazuya-kun and I don't know how to deal with it."

Hachiman thought for a moment, then spoke.

"Just take it. It's fine. Just consider it as compensation for those guys kidnapping Kazuya-kun. There will be no problem with the money."

If there really is a problem, Hachiman will not let the Nitta Group off.

"Well, that's good. I'll let Kazuya-kun accept it. Thank you very much, Mr. Hikigaya."

Hachiman made an OJBK gesture, then thought for a moment and asked, "Ms. Chizuru, I remember that Kazuya-kun also studied at Shuchiin, right?"

"Yes, that's right, what's wrong?"

"What about Ms. Chizuru? I haven't asked you which school you are from yet."

After Hachiman asked this question, Chizuru suddenly stopped talking. He didn't pay much attention to it, thinking that she was busy with something, so he continued to finish his breakfast.

Just when Hachiman had almost forgotten about the incident, a new message came through LINE.

"Mr. Hikigaya, let me tell you a secret."

"Hey, what?"

"Actually, I also go to school at Shuchiin Academy."

"But isn't Shuchiin only for rich people?"

"Haha, my grades were pretty good, so I was admitted."

"That's amazing, as expected of Ms. Chizuru, she's actually a talented woman. But why is it a secret?"

"I don't want to reveal my identity as Mizuhara Chizuru in Shuchiin. So I dress differently from what Mr. Hikigaya sees me. Sometimes I pass by Kazuya-kun in the academy, and he doesn't even recognize me."

"It just so happens that I also have to go to Shuchiin Academy. How can I find you then?"

"If Mr. Hikigaya recognizes me, then you have found me. Otherwise, Mr. Hikigaya, just wait for me to laugh at you. I will not take the initiative to greet you."

When saying this, Chizuru's tone was somewhat smug.

Chapter 95: New Female Teacher Kasumi Shiko

Early in the morning, when the sky just got bright, unlike a certain man who was forced to be woken up by the maid, Kasumigaoka Utaha got up early without an alarm clock. And unlike her usual forest-style outfit, Kasumigaoka Utaha was dressed very formally today.

Under the white lining is a black dress that shows the style of an OL in the workplace. The fitted small suit wraps around the waist, showing the perfect curves of the chest and waist. Under the tight hip skirt is the black suspender stockings that Shiyu habitually wears. The slender and beautiful long legs with a black luster are a blessing to men just by thinking about it.

Also, unlike usual, in order to look more mature, she wore a pair of plain gold-rimmed glasses.

She looked at herself in the mirror for a long time and became more and more satisfied with her outfit. This was her ideal teacher's outfit.

Not only does she show off her charm, she also has the demeanor of a professional female teacher.

After putting the prepared documents into her briefcase, Shiyu opened the door. Although it was already so early, her mother had already gotten up.

However, given my mother's personality, I don't need to expect her to do housework, clean, make breakfast, and wake me up like other mothers.

Apart from reading and writing, she is basically an idiot in life. She asks a cleaning lady she is familiar with to come to her house twice a week to take care of the hygiene of her home.

As for this woman named Fujiwara Kaori, at most she would just shrink her feet when others were cleaning.

Humph, you don’t act like a mother at all.

When Xiangzi heard the sound of the door opening, she was a little surprised that her daughter got up so early. She was even more surprised to see that her daughter was dressed so formally.

But the first sentence she said made Shiyu so angry that she almost died.

"Hey, are you planning to take photos of Ivy dressed like this?" Xiangzi said with interest.

"I'm going to apply for a teacher position!" Shiyu said unhappily.

"It's the same thing." Xiangzi said without changing her expression.

"It's a ghost thing. Are female teachers and AV actresses the same thing?!" Shiyu said irritably.

But Xiangzi smiled strangely and said, "Recently, he sent me a few videos about female teachers. You can lend me this dress when the time comes."

"No way, who knows what you're going to do after you put it on? How can I still wear this dress? You guys are really assholes!"

Shiyu can't stand such a mother anymore. And that guy, what did he teach his mother, bastard!

"Kasumigaoka Utaha, you've been too irritable lately, be careful about crow's feet." Xiangzi comforted her.