Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't figure it out, but that didn't stop her from taking action. She punched the guy in the face. The guy screamed, but didn't stop Shizuka Hiratsuka's actions. She beat him up.

"Hiratsuka Shizuka! Do you know who I am?"

"You will regret this!"

"I will make it impossible for you to even be a principal or a teacher!"

"I want you to kneel down in front of me and lick me."

Although this student was weak and powerless, he never stopped saying harsh words.

After beating this guy up, Hiratsuka Shizuka felt much better, but the doubts in her heart were still there.

Why did she still get resented by her students even though she did good things? It even made her doubt her own educational philosophy.

Are all the children I have educated such heartless and ruthless people?

She was still feeling depressed after all, until she heard what Hachiman said.

She knew that Hachiman was much better than that student. But he had the ability to abuse others at will, just like that student, but he could say "It's too tasteless to destroy her admiration for her father in front of her child", which touched Shizuka Hiratsuka for a moment.

It seems that there is nothing wrong with my educational philosophy, but there are too many heartless people in the world.

Thinking of this, Hiratsuka Shizuka felt a little better.

"Hey, Hikigaya, give me another cigarette."

So Hachiman lit a cigarette for Hiratsuka Shizuka in a very servile manner.

Chapter 207 Ebina Himena

In fact, Hachiman was not completely unaware of anything. After all, Teacher Shizuka didn't seem to be in a good mood.

Just when Hachiman was about to say something, Hiratsuka Shizuka's cell phone rang.

After Shizuka Hiratsuka signaled to Hachiman, she walked aside and answered the phone, but her tone was a little unfriendly.

"You can do whatever you want."

"Then ask the police to come and arrest me."

Although Hachiman didn't hear it clearly, he still heard a few words.

When Hiratsuka Shizuka came back, she was still in that lazy state with a cigarette in her mouth, but Hachiman still asked, "Teacher Shizuka, have you encountered any troubles recently?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka glanced at Hachiman, then smiled and shook her head, as if she didn't want to say more.

Hachiman was not a talkative person. Since Teacher Jing didn't want to talk now, he didn't want to force her. He just kept this matter in mind.

After a while, perhaps because Xiaoyuer was tired, Yeshan and his daughter came over to them to rest. There happened to be a vending machine next to them, so Yawata bought a few bottles of drinks for everyone to cool down.

Ye Shan wiped the sweat off his daughter's forehead with a gentle look, and then said, "Xiao Yu, is football fun?"

Xiao Yuer raised his hands, his cheeks flushed with excitement as he said, "It's fun."

"So when Xiaoyu grows up, do you want to come to this school to study?" Ye Shan guided slowly.

The little girl didn't have any ulterior motives, so she smiled and said, "Yes!"

Then I heard Ye Shan say, "Teacher Hiratsuka, I plan to let Xiaoyu go to Sobu High School in the future. I hope you can take good care of her then."

Hiratsuka Shizuka was slightly moved and said, "Why not go to Tokyo? The educational resources there are better."

Ye Shan smiled and said, "Compared to academic performance, I prefer Xiaoyu to become a person of integrity. In this regard, I trust Mr. Hiratsuka more."

Hachiman beside him said, "Xiao Yu'er, why don't you call me teacher and be respectful."

The little girl looked at the unkempt woman in front of her with her big innocent eyes. She bowed slightly and said, "Hello, teacher. I'm Xiaoyu, and I'm five years old."

Shizuka Hiratsuka took a deep breath, and finally calmed the turmoil and emotion in her heart, and just gently touched the little girl's head.

Hachiman then said, "I'll let my daughter go to Sobu High School in the future."

Hiratsuka Shizuka was not used to such a tearful scene, so she smiled deliberately and said, "Then wait until you have a child."

Ye Shan wanted to say something but stopped, but Hachiman said first: "Ye Shan, shut up."

Hiratsuka Shizuka was a little confused, but saw that Hayama was smiling strangely.

Children have unlimited energy. After a while, Yeshan was pulled by his daughter to continue playing football. Hachiman also stood up and moved his numb legs.

"I'm going to look for Yukino and the others. How are you, Shizuka-sensei?"

"Come on, let's go. The kids playing football are much cuter than you."

Teacher Jing waved her hand and told him to get out.

Hachiman leisurely left the football field, but when he walked to the school's boulevard, he found an unexpected person sketching there.

Just when he was hesitating whether to pretend not to know her and leave, the girl with glasses raised her head slightly and her eyes met his.

"What are you drawing here, Ebina-san?"

In fact, Hachiman didn't want to ask, after all, he was not very familiar with Himena Tsuyoshi Ebina, and this girl has been a little weird since high school, making it difficult to understand her. Only Miura Yumiko played with her, and Miura's reason was that Himena was pretty.

I'm a bit obsessed with looks.

When Ebina Hina heard Hachiman's question, her expression suddenly became strange. She smiled and waved at Hachiman, saying, "That's great. Hikigaya-kun, come over and give me some advice."

Hachiman really wanted to hit his head, but he still walked over and saw the sketch in Ebina Himena's hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. Because the objects of Himena's painting were Hachiman and Hayama, and it was the kind of girl-like painting with stars in their eyes, and the postures of the two were quite indecent.

Hachiman almost forgot that the person in front of him was a hardcore fujoshi.

"It's a rare trip back to high school, and you draw something like this."

Hime's cheeks flushed, and she seemed a little excited. She said in a trembling voice: "Hikigaya-kun, you and Hayama-kun are the most compatible couple I found in high school. Ah, I finally remembered, this was the reason I went to school back then, the daily life of a sunny and handsome boy and a gloomy and dark boy!"

Hachiman said, "Nosebleed, your nose is bleeding."

But Hime didn't notice at all, and continued excitedly: "I still have a lot of food produced by Hayama×Hikigaya at home, Hikigaya-kun, do you want to come to my house and take a look?"

Hachiman quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, you're welcome."

It turns out that fujoshi and he are not from the same world, and their train of thought is incomprehensible. Hachiman didn't expect that there are still people forcing a CP pairing for him.

Hime then revealed a faintly disappointed expression and said, "Oh, what a pity, it seems that Hikigaya-kun is not interested in his homosexuality with Hayama, so are you interested in Totsuka Ayaka's book?"

That’s enough, you rotten girl, the smell is too strong.

Just when Hachiman was about to punch her on the head, he discovered that Hime's sleeves, which were exposed due to excitement, had several strange injuries.

He had some knowledge of scar types, and this didn't look like an accidental wound. Instead, it looked more like a self-inflicted injury or suicide wound.

Perhaps someone noticed Hachiman's gaze, Hime looked at her wrist, then quickly pulled up her sleeves.

Hachiman couldn't help but ask: "Ebina-san, what's the matter with this wound? Did you encounter something unhappy?"

Hime raised her head and glanced at Hachiman. The thick lenses reflected the sunlight, so her eyes could not be seen behind them.

"Hikigaya-san, do you plan on carrying my life on your shoulders?"

Hachiman had long seen that Ebina Hime was the type who was warm on the outside but cold on the inside. She could joke with others casually, but would never let anyone get into her heart.

Himena's words left Hachiman at a loss for how to respond.

Hime didn't care, she just smiled and said, "Hikigaya-kun, don't worry about me. With Yumiko by my side, I won't be depressed anymore."

Just when Hachiman was about to say something, he was hit hard on the head.

"Stupid Hikigaya, are you planning on collecting all the female classmates into your harem? Stop flirting with other people's friends."

Hachiman covered his head and looked at Yumiko who had stood beside him at some point. Seeing her look like trash, he smiled and said, "The famous TV host in Chiba hurt her old classmate innocently. The reason behind it turned out to be good. Yumiko Miura, you don't want to become part of the news tomorrow, do you?"

Chapter 208 Service Department, Open!

"Miura Yumiko, you don't want to be part of the news tomorrow, do you?"

Perhaps to match the atmosphere of coercion, Hachiman also deliberately made two "hehe" sounds, a combination of Chinese and Japanese.

But the next moment, a strong leg wind blew and he quickly jumped away, and was almost hit on the head by Youmiko's powerful sweeping kick.

Hachiman quickly scolded: "You crazy woman, don't you know you are wearing a skirt now?"

Yumiko said to him with a cold face: "I am wearing black underwear today. Do you want me to lift it up so you can see it clearly?"

Hachiman stood up straight immediately, his heart filled with admiration, and said, "We are old classmates after all, so you don't have to be so wary of me. You look at me like I'm a germ."

Yumiko smiled sweetly and said, "Hikigaya, what can I do for you?"

"I say, let's not use the old jokes anymore." Hachiman couldn't help but complain.

Yumiko snorted coldly and said to Hime, "Hime, this guy is a scum who dares to attack anyone from an eighty-year-old to an eight-year-old. You can't talk to him, otherwise it will be dirty."

Hachiman quickly raised his hands and said, "I know, I know, I'll leave now. Do you know where Yukino and the others went?"

This woman, he can't afford to offend her, but can he just avoid her?

Yumiko chuckled and said, "Sir, are you asking about Yukinoshita Yukino, Kawasaki Saki, or Yui?"

Hachiman slapped his forehead and said, "I won't ask anymore. It's okay if I don't ask."

He ran away quickly. As expected of a TV host, he is a very eloquent talker.

Seeing Hachiman leaving in a somewhat embarrassed manner, Yumiko put her hands on her hips and smiled very proudly.

Hime over there pushed up her glasses slightly, as if she had seen through the truth of the matter like a certain elementary school student who was a death god.

"Yumiko, you seem very happy, could it be..."

Yumiko grabbed Hime's cheeks with both hands and said, "What are you thinking about?"

"Am I just imagining things? It's obviously you who's in pain. It hurts so much. I'm sorry, Youmiko. I was wrong." She begged for mercy after being strangled several times.

Yumiko looked at Hachiman who was walking away and said contemptuously, "As for this guy, unless he dumps all the women one day, it is absolutely impossible for such a playboy to be with him. Forget it."

*

Hachiman naturally didn't understand what the blonde was saying, but even if he did he could only smile and not take it seriously.

What concerned him more was the wound of Hina Ebina, but since she said that she would not commit suicide as long as Yumiko was around, it shouldn't be a big problem.

Cheers to beautiful same-sex friendships.

As he was thinking about it, he came to the door of the former service department. After pushing the door open, he found that there was no one inside. He walked in and found that the clothes that Yukino and Yui had changed out of were still there. In other words, the two had been here before, but they didn't know why they left.

Hachiman thought that since the clothes were here, they should just be out temporarily, so he decided to just wait here for them to come back, so he found a chair and sat down.

It would have been fine if I hadn't sat down. After I sat down, looking at the sunlight outside, I actually felt a little sleepy in the quiet environment.

It was because I made too much noise in the cabin last night and didn’t get enough sleep.

Before he knew it, he fell asleep on the student desk. He didn't know how long he slept. He heard the sound of hot water bubbling in the kettle, and then slowly opened his eyes.

"Well, well, Xiaoxue, I met a very interesting child recently."

Wearing the Sobu High School uniform, the girl with short pink hair always has a smile on her face. She happily recounts her daily leisure time to the black-haired girl next to her.

Under the soft sunlight, the other girl's long black hair was like ripples on the water, emitting sparkling light. She was holding a book in her hands, her eyes were a little indifferent, and it was unclear whether she was reading or listening to the pink-haired girl.

The next moment, the kettle stopped boiling and the water was ready. The black-haired girl closed the book, picked up the kettle and started to make tea. Her movements were skillful and graceful, as if she had done it thousands of times. She quickly made three cups of tea and pushed one of them next to Hachiman.

"Why don't you speak now that you're awake?" Yukino held the teacup, took a sip, seemed quite satisfied, and then spoke softly.

After hearing what Yukino said, Yui looked towards Hachiman and found that he was awake.

"Good morning, Xiaoqi."

Hachiman also picked up the teacup, blew away the hot steam on it, and took a sip. It was indeed Yukino's favorite Darjeeling black tea.

"When I woke up, I thought I had traveled back to high school and was a little confused." Hachiman shook his still unclear head.

Xueno seemed quite interested and said, "Interesting, if you travel back to high school, will you pursue us again?"

Hachiman thought about it and said, "Let's not do it."

This time, it was Yui's turn to get angry. She said, "Why? Are you just going to give up on us?"

Hachiman said with a half-conscious mind: "But what if you also traveled through time and saw me pursuing you in high school, wouldn't you want to kill me?"

Yukino and Yui couldn't help but laugh and said, "This answer is barely acceptable."

I knew this was a fatal question, huh.

Hachiman discovered that there was a blue vase and two cherry blossoms on the long table made up of student desks.