Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Chapter 132: Let's count your sins!

After helping Mayu pack the seasoning according to the quantity to avoid running out of seasoning and replenishing her with two boxes of starch sausage, Hachiman and the others were about to leave, and Ichika was about to return to the drama club. Although the rehearsal was over, the costumes and props still needed to be checked again and again.

Perhaps the members could justify their negligence for various reasons, but if the final result was failure, it would be her responsibility as the president anyway.

"Then we'll leave first. Mayu, you should do your best." Hachiman took Miss Kasumi Shiko and Akane Shinjo, and waved goodbye to Satsuki Nakano who was still guarding the stall.

But what made Hachiman feel strange was that the girl no longer had the clinginess she had when she was begging him. Instead, her eyes were evasive, which made people feel strange.

However, Hachiman couldn't ask her what happened directly. After all, they were not familiar with each other, so he could only take the two of them away.

Seeing the lively Sacred Heart Festival with people coming and going reminded him of the Sobu High School Festival during his high school years, but for him, that was not a good memory.

In order to change the mood, Hachiman said, "Okay, where should we go next?"

Then I saw Shinjo Akane holding out a flyer and saying, "Someone just left this flyer when they came to buy sausages. It's a tokusatsu cafe or something. It looks really interesting."

There was light in Akane Shinjo's eyes. After all, she was a girl who knew a lot about special effects, although she liked monsters more.

"Oh, isn't this the show our class put on?"

Although Hachiman had only heard of the name and basically ignored it, this was also the current situation of other teachers. If it was not necessary, the autonomy of the program would basically be given to the students, and the teachers were only responsible for reviewing whether the program would have any adverse effects.

If it was a maid cafe, the teacher would have to remind them of the limits, but in this special effects cafe, you can do whatever you want.

No one would wave a flag against Kamen Rider, right?

No way, right?

After being reminded by Akane Shinjo, Hachiman became interested and asked, "Mr. Kasumigaoka, how about you come to our class and take a look?"

"That's not a problem, but you have to accompany me to the literature club later. I have already promised the students there to show up." Shiyu said.

Hachiman agreed, so the three of them came to Class F of the second year.

Hachiman is okay, although not as familiar as Akane Shinjo. But he is also a casual fan of special effects, and has basically watched all the Kamen Rider series in the Heisei era, so he has some understanding of the memes.

But for Miss Kasumi Shiko, a pure passerby in special effects, she was extremely scared.

When they got to the door, suddenly a suspicious boy in a thick windbreaker looked down at them, his face seemed to be covered with red wounds, and then he laughed.

"Hahaha, hahaha"

Then he recited a bunch of incomprehensible lines, which scared her.

"Is this guy mentally ill? Why don't we leave first?" Shiyu was obviously very scared.

"What do you mean by mentally ill? You are the one with mental problems. This is the 'Welcome' in a tokusatsu cafe, just like when you open a maid cafe you have to say 'Master, welcome'. If you don't understand, just shut up." Akane Shinjo, who was in high spirits, naturally would not give Miss Kasumi Shiko a good look.

"Oh, young lady, you really understand!" The male student who COSed "God" seemed very happy to see a girl who could understand their jokes.

"Who would understand what you're saying?!" After being criticized for no apparent reason, Miss Kasumi Shiko naturally would not let herself down.

"That's a good hook." Hachiman said from the side.

“???” What the hell are these guys doing? Ever since she came to this special effects coffee shop, the people here seemed to be caught up in some inexplicable frenzy, making her feel like an outsider.

"It looks like there are still quite a lot of people ahead of us. How long do we have to wait in line?" Xin Tiao Qian said excitedly.

"Ah, those are just ordinary customers. It's okay. I can just arrange a table for you."

Hachiman asked curiously, "Is it because I picked up your joke that I got this treatment?"

The male student said, "That's right. This is a question of purity. If you can't even get such an entry-level joke, then what's the difference between this place and the fake coffee shops you see everywhere?"

They are serious about the tokusatsu fan circle.

"How cool!" Xin Tiao Qian couldn't help but praise.

The boy raised his thumb, grinning with his white teeth, and called the waiter over: "Please take the three of you to the VIP seats."

It turned out that the waitress was an acquaintance, Yotsuba Nakano.

"Hey, Yotsuba-san, why are you here?" Shiyu said with some surprise.

But Yotsuba felt a little complicated when she saw Hachiman visiting the Sacred Heart Festival with two girls.

On the one hand, I despise this playboy, what a scumbag.

At the same time, I was angry for Nino.

Yotsuba looked a little strange and asked, "Did you just come from May's booth?"

"How did you know?" Hachiman asked.

"Someone just posted on the school forum that someone has launched a new kind of grilled sausage, saying it tastes good and even took photos."

Yotsuba said, muttering in her heart, could it be that this guy not only brought harm to Nino and Miku, but also wanted to get his hands on Satsuki.

Given Mayday's naive nature, she might really fall into the hands of this sinister guy.

Anyway, ever since the fight with Nino that night, Yotsuba has no good impression of the man in front of her.

In fact, it was proved that he was a playboy and he was not wronged.

"Oh, this is great. There's also running water. This way, May will be more likely to be selected as the best student candidate."

Yotsuba couldn't help but curl her lips, but she couldn't deny his contribution.

Siye brought the three people to a dining table. Unlike the other tables which had white tablecloths, this table's tablecloth was bright yellow, worthy of being a VIP table.

The girl had completely changed into a business tone and said, "Well, three guests, our cafe currently sells three sets of meals, namely the "OMO" set, the "Wu Ziming's roundabout way to save the country" set, and the "Grandma once said" set. Which one would you like?"

Shiyu was the first to ask a question: "What is this? I don't understand."

Yotsuba shrugged and said, "Who should I ask if you ask me? The boys made the menu themselves. I don't understand it either."

"Then you can at least tell me what's in each of the three packages?" Shiyu asked again.

"All three sets are actually curry beef fried rice and freshly squeezed orange juice, there is no difference."

"Then what's the point of having three packages?" Shiyu was a little crazy.

Yotsuba seemed to want to explain something, then saw that the table next to her had just placed their order, so she said, "Please look over there, three of you."

"Table 013 ordered an 'OMO' set meal." the waiter shouted.

Then two people wearing Kamen Rider suits and a monster appeared. The Kamen Rider with blue onion head was chased and beaten by the monster, and the Kamen Rider with green eyes just stood aside and did not intervene.

The blue onion-headed Kamen Rider shouted, "Tachibana-senpai, why are you just watching? Have you really betrayed us?"

Then a guest shouted, "Senior Ju, please perform the pineapple pineapple show once."

As a result, the restaurant was filled with a relaxed and happy atmosphere.

Siye said, "That's it. As long as you order the corresponding set meal, you can enjoy our carefully reproduced famous scene performances."

Shiyu twitched her lips, as if she had a lot to say, but she swallowed it all back in the end.

"Forget it, isn't this good enough?" Shiyu said as if giving up.

"Oh, this joke is also well connected." Hachiman praised from the side.

"Are you a parrot?!" Shiyu glared at him.

Yotsuba looked at the three people coldly, and returned to the kitchen after the order was taken.

"Xinjiu, let me make the fried rice next."

"Hey, is it okay?"

"No problem, no questions asked. Go and get some rest."

Coming to the stove, Yotsuba said expressionlessly, "Sa, come and count your sins."

Chapter 133 The Heroine Siye

Yotsuba occupied the kitchen and decided to make a special curry fried rice and freshly squeezed orange juice for Hikigaya Hachiman.

When making fried rice, salt was sprinkled on top as if it was free, which was quite beautiful like the time when Miku put tea stems in Hachiman's tea cup.

But Yotsuba is much more ruthless than Miku. It is impossible for her to eat this fried rice without drinking two liters of water.

Then the girl showed a smug smile, predicted the other party's prediction, and squeezed a large amount of lemon juice into the orange juice. Just looking at Yotsuba made her feel that her mouth was so sour that she was drooling.

Yotsuba hummed a little tune while filling the plate, imagining in her mind how Hachiman Hikigaya would look like when he ate the fried rice because it was so salty, and then wanted to drink orange juice to quench his thirst but it was too sour. She felt a surge of pleasure in her heart.

But Yotsuba, immersed in the twisted pleasure, had no idea that someone was watching everything she did from behind.

*

While waiting for the dishes to be served, Hachiman went to the bathroom as he felt urgent, leaving only Akane Shinjo and Utaha Kasumigaoka at the table.

"Ohhh, isn't that the new Kamen Rider Ten-eki's belt? He actually got it already?!"

It’s Kamen Rider Bu Jingyun.

The dining tables in the classroom are placed in the shape of a "□", leaving the center of the stage empty to give the suit actors enough space to perform.

Kasumigaoka Utaha was bored and resting her cheek on the table with her palm, eating the provided French fries while looking at the little bitch opposite her speechlessly.

Although she is so coquettish that she smells like a fox even when she walks, she has a childlike innocence towards special effects, and that pure love is just like her attitude towards writing.

What a strange little girl.

However, she also believed in the dog's aesthetic taste. Regardless of his personality, his physical beauty was indeed good.

In fact, women know how to appreciate the beauty of the same sex better than men.

Compared to special effects, which she knows nothing about, Shiyu prefers watching pretty girls.

Shinjo Akane turned around, and it seemed that her interest in special effects was temporarily satisfied, so she said to Shiyu, "Mr. Kasumigaoka, how confident do you think I am that I can get that Nakano Yotsuba onto the bed?"

Of course, the prerequisite is that this little bitch doesn't talk, otherwise it would be difficult for her to speak.

"Are you out of your mind? I have a boyfriend." Shiyu couldn't help but glare at her.

"Hehe, wouldn't it be better to have a boyfriend? I also have a girlfriend. But when I was fucked by an uncle and babbled nonsense, my girlfriend was so happy. Then I think Yotsuba's boyfriend should be very happy too." Shinjo Akane blinked, very considerate of others.

As the saying goes, don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you, then conversely, if you think something is good, can you also recommend it to others?

Teacher Da Xia (congratulations to Teacher Da Xia for becoming the woman with the most nicknames in the whole book) had a twisted face, totally unable to understand this thing with distorted values.

"Your mind is dirty too."

Xin Tiao Qian was a little surprised: "Eh, is it dirty? I always wash it thoroughly."

Sure enough, this guy really did it with the dog thing. Shiyu's mood is very subtle now. She can't even say whether she is angry or sad. But she still feels a little uncomfortable, but this is also something she has been mentally prepared for.

"I say, could it be that Ms. Kasumigaoka hasn't done that with the uncle yet?" Xiao Qian said with a smile.

"It's none of your business." If I said so, it would seem very embarrassing. The most troublesome thing is that I would be bullied by the little girl.

"Hey, why not try it? It's obviously good for your skin." Xin Tiao Qian said meaningfully.

"Why do you care about your looks? You little bitch, you're just talking nonsense. I'm not..."

Shiyu immediately shut her mouth, she almost let the cat out of the bag, oh no.

But who is Xin Tiao Qian? She can complete the whole story in her mind if you say half a sentence.

"Oh, so Ms. Kasumigaoka has tried it. I think Ms. Kasumigaoka is not that kind of woman, right?" asked Akane Shinjo.

"What, what woman?" Shiyu frowned slightly, feeling that nothing good would come next.

"She has had all kinds of sex with men. But she remains a virgin and claims to be purer than a nun. Haha, if you ask me, this kind of woman is much dirtier than a bitch like me."

Xin Tiao Qian said with some disdain on her face, if you are a whore you should do it openly, what's the matter with being a whore and being a bitch at the same time?

"What nonsense are you talking about, of course I am pure!"

Except for the mouth, but that’s an accident!

"Haha, a pure female teacher in her twenties? I understand, I understand. In the book, Ms. Kasumigaoka, you are destined to be the heroine." said Akane Shinjo.

"Why can't I hear a good word from you?" Shiyu was too lazy to get angry.

"Because I didn't have a mother to teach me." Akane Shinjo would cue Mrs. Shinjo from time to time.

Then Shiyu seemed to have thought of something. Could this child be motherless? It seemed so. Such an extreme personality seemed to be caused by the lack of family education. Could it be that the bastard had helped her before, which made her so devoted to him?

People with this kind of personality are vindictive and will remember it for a long time even if someone is nice to her.

Although Shiyu's guess was a bit off, after all, Tomoko Shinjo was still alive and spreading filth in the world, but it did seem like a blessing in disguise.

Thinking of this, Shiyu was too lazy to argue with Xinjo Akane, and felt a bit of sympathy for each other.