Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Hachiman laughed twice and didn't ask any more questions. Anyway, nothing that came out of this girl's mouth would be good.

"I'm going to the bathroom first. Uncle, please wait for me here." Seeing that Hachiman didn't pursue the matter, Akane Shinjo smiled and waved her hand, leaving the two of them temporarily.

"By the way, Kasumi Shiko, where do you want to go for a stroll later?" Hachiman asked.

But after Shiyu stretched her neck and saw that Akane Shinjo had left, she pulled Hachiman away without saying a word, and was so anxious as if she had seen a ghost.

"Hey, wait, where are we going? Will Akane get angry again if she comes back and can't find us?" said Hachiman.

"I just didn't want her to find me, so I dragged you away, you idiot." Shiyu said unhappily.

If I don't run away quickly while that little bitch is not around, who knows how long I will be pestered by her.

"When have you ever seen a fool as suave, handsome and elegant as me?" Hachiman said unhappily.

"Hahaha, why don't you take a look at what you say? Can any of these adjectives describe you?"

Shiyu said with a smile, but she kept walking, turning left and right, in the crowded place now. Even if that little girl had great magical powers, it would be impossible for her and Hachiman to be found in a short time.

Although what he said just now was a joke, he still felt unhappy about being belittled by Miss Kasumi Shiko, so he pulled his hand out again.

"If you don't explain clearly where we are going next, I will have to go back to find Xiao Qian."

Shiyu's pace also slowed down, her expression hesitant and a little embarrassed.

This behavior made Hachiman even more suspicious.

"You're not in any trouble, are you?"

This made Shi Yu unhappy: "What are you talking about? If I really get into trouble, do I need you to bear the consequences? Don't look down on me."

"That's true. Our Miss Kasumi Shiko is a first-class rich lady. No one dares to mess with you. There is no trouble that cannot be solved."

There was really nothing wrong with what Hachiman said. Although Shiyu felt that the flattery sounded like a joke, she was still very satisfied.

But she still seemed to be hesitant to speak, so Hachiman said, "This shy little girl's behavior is totally unlike our Miss Kasumigaoka."

Hearing what Hachiman said, Shiyu gave up and said, "It's not a big deal. I was just chatting with those aristocratic female students in the literature department."

This matter can be traced back to the literature department's reading club a few days ago, which was filled with those rare aristocratic girls who could actually say "Gui'an".

Although there are many daughters of noble families in Japan who like to play lavishly, most of them receive a conservative education for the sake of their value in future marriages. In the literature department of Shuchiin, there are many young girls who can only find love stories in storybooks and fantasize that one day a hero with a colorful cloud will come to greet them.

As a Chinese teacher, although unfortunately she did not become the instructor of the literature department, Kasumigaoka Utaha was quite popular in the literature department because of her extensive knowledge and the fact that she was the eldest daughter of the Kasumigaoka family, which naturally suppressed her family's status.

Shiyu also quite likes staying here. After all, it is tiring to battle wits and courage with a bastard every day. But in this innocent garden full of rosy colors, watching the young ladies elegantly discussing topics of literature and love is still a very comfortable and relaxing thing.

And from here, Shiyu finally regained what she had lost for a long time, that is, respect.

Shiyu still felt very comfortable with the respectful looks from these noble girls.

A young girl gracefully put down the French relief retro palace-style red teacup in her hand and said softly, "I have finished reading Romeo and Juliet in Sarajevo recommended by Kasumigaoka. It is really a good novel. Love in the great era seems so small, cruel and touching. But the love between two people across national boundaries and racial conflicts is the light of humanity. It is so touching."

"I also finished watching it overnight. In the chaotic land, faith and fighting divided the nation. But those two people never changed their positions. Oh, look at the dark circles under my eyes. It's really rude."

"As expected of Mr. Kasumigaoka, the books he recommends are always so tasteful."

"Ah, if there is a boy who can come to me in the midst of a war, I will definitely be willing to die with him."

The noble girls all said that Shiyu was somewhat unaccustomed to the pretentious way these girls spoke, which made her feel uncomfortable. Perhaps it was because she grew up in England, Shiyu's way of speaking was much more common.

Okay, you can't accept other people's respect on the one hand and despise the atmosphere in other people's circles on the other hand, so Shiyu just smiled and nodded.

"I wish I could become a talented lady like Kasumigaoka-sensei in the future." An aristocratic girl sighed.

Shiyu thought, if you knew that I was best known for writing light novels, I wonder if you would still say that.

After all, the person who should be more suitable for these traditional aristocratic girls should be his mother Fujiwara Kaori.

That is a true bookworm, who writes books purely from the perspective of literary quality without taking into account things like the commercial market or readers' feelings.

However, after all, they are mother and daughter, so it is still possible for them to install it themselves.

"Excuse me, but does Kasumigaoka-sensei have a boyfriend?"

"I think that the man who can be Mr. Kasumigaoka's boyfriend must be an elegant gentleman."

"Yeah, I think he must be a gentle and loyal person. Otherwise, Kasumigaoka-sensei would definitely not be interested in him."

An elegant, gentle and loyal gentleman, Shiyu recalled the time yesterday when the dog thing put his legs on her legs and ate potato chips on the sofa. Seeing that Shiyu had not spoken, a girl paused for a moment and said, "Mr. Kasumigaoka, you don't have a boyfriend, do you?"

Are you still a virgin?

She's not still a leftover woman, is she?

No one will like you, right?

A series of phantom sounds emerged in Shiyu's mind.

If I say no, wouldn't that destroy my flawless image as a goddess in the hearts of these girls?

Shiyu smiled faintly, but the smile seemed a little forced.

"Of course he does. He is a gentle, elegant and loyal gentleman. Oh, you guys insist on making me say it out loud. I am really too shy."

Naturally, the girls showed adoring expressions, and their minds automatically imagined a perfect match of a prince and princess.

The girl clapped her hands softly: "Ah, this is so beautiful, as expected of Kasumigaoka-sensei, a man who can be a teacher's boyfriend must be a perfect person."

Shiyu raised the red teacup with trembling hands, and said with a smile on her lips: "Of course."

"Ahh, I really want to see what Kasumigaoka-sensei's boyfriend looks like."

"Oh, but he's a little busy." Shiyu's eyes were vague and she quickly made an excuse.

"Isn't it the Sacred Heart Festival in two days? I think Kasumigaoka-sensei's boyfriend will definitely be able to make time for such an important day. If Kasumigaoka-sensei's boyfriend can't make time to accompany you, then it can't be considered gentle and considerate."

"Yes, yes. Our literature club is holding a book club during the Sacred Heart Festival. It's a good opportunity for Kasumigaoka-sensei's boyfriend to come over and meet us."

"Oh, I'm really looking forward to it."

"So, Mr. Kasumigaoka, is it okay?" The girl looked at Shiyu with innocent eyes.

Shiyu is almost sweating like soybeans.

"Well, of course no problem. As long as I speak, he dare not disobey me." Shiyu said with a stiff face.

"Oh, you are worthy of being Mr. Kasumigaoka."

"I also want to ask the teacher how to find such a perfect boyfriend!"

The literature department was filled with a happy atmosphere and everyone was very happy, except our teacher Daxia.

I have to finish the show even if it means crying.

Chapter 13: In Tokyo, Professional Boyfriend

"That's it. Actually, I didn't want to do this either. It's just that the atmosphere is right."

We are just friends, just hanging out, and it's really about the atmosphere. I'm not involved. So what if the child is not yours?

Miss Kasumi Shiko's words always give Hachiman bad visions.

"So, the current situation is that you're bragging too much and you need to find someone to take the blame, right?" Hachiman said helplessly.

Shi Yu's movements became more timid, and she said, "I can't say I don't have a boyfriend. I can't say I have a boyfriend and then admit I lied. I can't agree to them and then not bring a man with me."

That would be so embarrassing, Shiyu pouted, feeling awkward just thinking about it. She would never fall to that point.

Hachiman gave Teacher Daxia a meaningful look and said, "You really know how to self-destruct."

Shiyu's face turned sour, but she couldn't deny it: "You don't want me to find another man, so just pretend to be my boyfriend for once. You're not going to meet my parents."

"If you're going to meet the parents, I don't care." Hachiman shrugged.

Shiyu glared at him, what a bastard.

"Well, but I'm not the kind of person who would just stand by and watch someone in need. If you promise to give me a massage tonight," Hachiman tried to make a condition.

"No, please. Your body is hard. Every time we do it, my whole body feels sore." Shiyu said complainingly.

She didn't lower her voice when she said this, causing the men passing by to look at Shiyu-chan with strange eyes.

"Do you want to take a look at what you are saying?" Hachiman said.

Shi Yu couldn't help but stick out her tongue lightly, wondering, "Of course you can, but you have to stew pig's feet for me tonight, the same stewed pig's feet with soybeans that we had last time."

"Fatty Xia" Before Hachiman could finish his words, the woman grabbed his neck with murderous intent in her eyes.

"No problem." Hachiman agreed.

After the bargaining was over, Shiyu felt something was a little strange: "I say, let's live together now?"

"If the one sleeping in the room next to me isn't a ghost." Hachiman shrugged.

"We are living together." Shiyu seemed to be emphasizing something.

"People living together are not necessarily boyfriend and girlfriend, they could just be tenants," said Hachiman.

"I have given you massages, and you have given me massages too. Last night your feet were on me and they smelled bad, but I didn't say anything, right? Hey, aren't we dating?" Shiyu said belatedly.

"It's possible for a simple tenant-guest relationship to lead to sex. Didn't you grow up in England?"

Shiyu thought of her own experiences and did not refute, so she asked: "So we really are not dating?"

Hachiman nodded slightly and said, "After all, you didn't kneel down and lick my feet to beg me to be your boyfriend, and I didn't kneel down and lick your feet to beg you to be my girlfriend. How can this be considered a relationship? At most, we are just tenants doing boyfriend-girlfriend things. It is a very pure friendship. Don't try to taint our comradeship with a filthy relationship between a man and a woman."

After listening to this, Shiyu moved over and pressed her foot against his butt.

"damn thing."

Hachiman laughed, hugged the other person like a buddy and said, "Don't mind such trivial matters. What's wrong with a girlfriend? Is my girlfriend more important to me than you, Teacher Daxia? That's not possible. We are the only ones who follow each other."

This is more or less human, he has many girlfriends, but his relationship with her is unique.

Well, that's a bit self-deceptive.

"Compared to this, what can we do about the loyal, elegant and gentle gentleman? Is this thing really a human creature?" Hachiman said with some embarrassment.

Shi Yu said coldly: "It is indeed too difficult for you. After all, you are a man who farts on the sofa."

Hachiman was a little embarrassed: "How can you say it's a fart? How can a beautiful boy fart? The shit a beautiful boy poops always smells good."

"You guy, you are the most shameless person in the world, and you still call yourself a handsome boy, bah." Shiyu was a little impressed by how this guy could say such shameless words.

Then I thought about it, this frivolous guy really can't be brought out to meet people. Especially for those girls who live in a greenhouse and have a little bit of a dull mind, a hooligan like Hachiman is too stimulating for them.

"Mr. Kasumigaoka, I didn't expect you to choose a man like this as your boyfriend. I am so disappointed in you."

Then you are the one who is embarrassed.

Shiyu sighed and said, "All you have to do is smile."

"I'm not Rei Ayanami."

"Don't play tricks at a time like this."

"Yes--"

Shiyu looked at his unruly appearance and laughed helplessly. Forget it, this guy is just like this, I don't hate him. If she were to live with the elegant and gentle gentleman men that the girls talked about, she would get goose bumps just thinking about it.

Moreover, this guy still looks very decent if he doesn't talk. After all, he is tall and has a very good figure. He is a natural clothes rack. The suit on his body is perfectly supported, although there is a footprint on his buttocks, which is more of a distraction.

Well, it was her who kicked him. Shiyu quickly slapped the shoe prints on Hachiman's butt, looking like a female hooligan.

In short, as long as this guy doesn't open his mouth, he can still show it off.

Male *** belongs to yes.

"I say, Kasumigaoka Utaha, are you underestimating me a little bit?" Hachiman said with a proud look on his face.

"Where did this come from, sir?" Shiyu acted like a docile little girl.

"I'm a professional at pretending to be someone else's boyfriend." Hachiman pointed at himself with his thumb.

I'm in Tokyo, a professional boyfriend.

"Yes, yes, you are also a professional at stealing other people's girlfriends." Shiyu said somewhat unhappily.

"Ms. Kasumigaoka, I warn you, this is a complete slander."

"Why, you want to bite me?"

"If you do this again, I will tell your parents. Not only your parents, but also your relatives."

Aren’t her parents and relatives still those same women?