Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

"I'm going to go see Teacher Jing first. If it's early, I'll take you to eat something good. You look so skinny."

Hachiman left the Service Club in a good mood, and Rumi just left him with her back and ignored him completely.

Sure enough, it’s different from when I was a child, the greasy uncle thought as he looked at the elegant figure.

"But you're still the same as when you were a kid, you have no friends."

As soon as he finished speaking at the door, he ran away. The next moment, something flew out, not sure whether it was a paperback or a pencil case.

How popular can you be if you can read a book alone in a deserted service department at noon?

This is the curse of the Service Club, girl.

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Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka should now be called Principal Shizuka Hiratsuka. Under the curse of the dead, she simply spent all her energy on teaching, and said that she would take the words of a deceased female star in Gotham as her motto, and regard herself as marrying the school. Then, she made rapid progress and became the principal in just five or six years.

Of course this is impossible. After all, Sobu High School is a public school, and the appointment of teachers and principals is not decided by the school's board of directors but by the Chiba Education Bureau. Moreover, according to the seniority system, it is impossible for Shizuka Hiratsuka to be the principal. However, she has someone behind her who pushed her to the position of principal.

Led by the secretary, Hachiman opened the door and entered the principal's office, then smelled a faint scent of tobacco.

"Why... Mana, didn't I say I refuse to see visitors?" The voice inside suddenly revealed a hint of nervousness, as if it was trying to destroy the body.

When she saw that the person coming was Hachiman, Hiratsuka Shizuka, who looked very dashing in a women's suit, breathed a sigh of relief, and her eyes regained the decadent look of a cultivator.

"What? It's you, Mr. Congressman. It's been a while since I last visited you. What can I do for you?"

Tatata lit a cigarette and enjoyed the pleasure of puffing out smoke.

"I should be the one asking you this. Didn't you ask me to come here? And is it really okay for a principal to take the lead in smoking?"

Hachiman walked in without thinking and sat on the leather chair opposite the principal's desk.

"Oh, that's right. I almost forgot about it... Do you want to smoke?"

As she spoke, Shizuka Hiratsuka handed a cigarette to Hachiman. He looked at it, took it naturally, lit it, and started puffing away.

All of a sudden, we understood each other and there was no barrier between us.

"I need your help with one big thing and one small thing."

"I'm actually scared when you're so polite."

If Teacher Jing gave him orders directly, he would feel more at ease. What? Does he have the potential to be a masochist?

"Haha, after all, you are not my student anymore, so I still know the importance of this. If you don't agree, I will let Yukinoshita tell you. I mean two Yukinoshitas." Hiratsuka Shizuka said with a faint smile.

Hachiman rolled his eyes and saluted exaggeratedly: "Professional tool man Hikigaya Hachiman is at your service."

Hiratsuka Shizuka tilted her head slightly, and sure enough, the student looked different from the one she remembered. "Okay, then I'll be frank. First of all, I want you to give a speech in front of the whole school."

Hachiman looked at the cigarette in his hand, a little puzzled: "Look at my appearance, how can I be a role model for my juniors? If a junior asks: What is the secret of your success, and I say I found a rich and beautiful fiancée to be my son-in-law, then I'm doomed. What if they ask: Where is your confidence in the election? I will answer that it's because those otakus are too easy to fool, and I'm worried that it will affect their worldview."

As soon as she finished speaking, Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help laughing and almost choked: "In fact, it would be quite good if you just did a stand-up comedy."

"Hey, that's a good feeling. I'm familiar with this. It's more meaningful than pretending to be a successful person and passing on life experience to the younger students."

He can make people laugh by telling crosstalk on stage, and can teach people some positive life success theory. But he is just like this, and he still wants to influence other people's values? He thinks he can't bear this responsibility, so he can only teach a few things.

"Well, that's good, but you're not the only one on the stage. There's also Kaguya Shinomiya. I plan to imitate the debate in the election of the Eagle Sauce President. You two will go on stage and exchange words, so that these students who are about to enter the ivory tower can also get a glimpse of the cruelty of competition."

Seeing that Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't seem to be joking, Hachiman rubbed his chin. He could accept a debate, after all, it was just a bunch of empty talk, he knew that.

As long as he is not asked to sell success theory, everything will be fine.

"From your expression, it seems that you don't have any objections. I will take it as your agreement. I will talk to Yukino about Shinomiya Kaguya. It shouldn't be a big problem. I will inform you of the specific time when I am ready. As for the other matter..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka's tone was slightly hesitant, and just when Hachiman wanted to ask, she continued.

"There is an activity club in the school that has a script that they want to make into a TV series. They came to me and wanted to find a Kai...investor. You were the first person I thought of."

"Then thank you so much." Hachiman rolled his eyes and said.

"Hey, don't look like you're trying to be a sucker. You have a close relationship with the activities department." Shizuka Hiratsuka spoke in a tone like an illegal communist trying to trick people into falling into her trap.

"Could it be that what you are talking about is..." Hachiman suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Yes, it is the Service Department. As a senior who graduated from the Service Department, shouldn't you loosen your purse strings? You rich bastard."

As she spoke, Shizuka Hiratsuka looked as if she couldn't wait to beat up the local tyrant.

Author's words: It's not easy to write during the National Day, so please vote.

Chapter 58: The Service Club and Tsurumi Rumi (Part 2)

While Hachiman is still bargaining with Hiratsuka Shizuka, let us temporarily shift our attention to the Service Club's room. Although his preconceived impression is that Tsurumi Rumi is alone, in fact, that is not the case. For example, at this moment, just before and after the young man left, "members" of the Service Club came here for a lunch break.

There are four of them in total, all of whom are young girls (JK) with their own unique personalities that are unforgettable.

Tsurumi Rumi, who had been acting like a quiet literary girl, finally couldn't stand the remaining three guys anymore and said with hatred, gritting her teeth.

"Hey, freshman, this is not a place to sleep. If you want to sleep, how about going back to your own classroom?"

Now, Rumi Tsurumi is already a third-year student at Sobu High School, which means she is a senior. However, the girl who was sleeping soundly on the table slowly raised her head, with a look of dissatisfaction on her face about being disturbed. She stood up, with her autumn school uniform jacket tied around her waist, and her white shirt was not tied as well as Rumi Tsurumi's, as if she didn't want to be restrained. Two buttons on the front were undone, and her nails were covered with colorful nail polish.

"Well, it can't be helped. The only place where I can sleep peacefully is your literature department."

The first-year high school girl was doing stretching exercises without any manners, as if she wanted to have the word "bad" imprinted on her head.

The bright blue short hair is unforgettable and very recognizable.

She even still believed that this strange service department was just the so-called classical literature department.

"Kawasaki Kyoka, you weren't like this when I saw you as a child."

Tsurumi Rumi frowned and said that she still remembered that they met on Christmas of a certain year. Although Kawasaki Kyoka was with her sister at that time and she seemed a little lonely standing aside, the two of them had no intersection in the end. But in her memory, Kawasaki Kyoka was a very well-behaved and lovely little girl.

It's just that when the first year of high school started this year and new students reported, the image of Kawasaki Kyōka as a bad hot girl began to spread in this high school with excellent academic performance and good character.

It’s not like her previous teachers had made a fuss about this, but it was said that the matter was never resolved once it was brought to the attention of the principal.

There are many versions. The most unpleasant one is that Kawasaki Kyoka is kept by a big shot, but this version is not very credible. A more credible version is that she was doing it to save the face of her supermodel sister, who also graduated from Sobu High School.

Kawasaki Kyoka shook his head to wake himself up completely: "When I saw you as a child, you were not like this. At least I can say that you are imitating your sister, but who are you imitating with this look?"

Big brother, don't talk about second brother, and you should also stop meddling in my affairs.

"If it weren't for the idiots in the class who kept asking me about my sister, do you think I would want to hide here every day? It's so annoying."

Kawasaki Kyoka gritted her teeth and managed to resist overturning the table. The two sisters have the same temperament. When they are angry, they really have the charm of bad JKs.

This is probably a common trouble for everyone who has a brother or sister who is too outstanding.

Although Shaki has little confidence even after becoming a supermodel, and her traditional personality makes her feel that this job is not "decent", in the eyes of high school girls who often pay attention to the latest fashion trends in Tokyo, Shaki's every word and action means a trend vane and she is a glamorous star figure.

Naturally, curiosity about Saki's younger sister Jinghua is high, and many boys also have the vain idea of ​​"seduce the sister of supermodel Kawasaki Saki".

Jinghua, who was originally a bit introverted, was obviously very popular with both boys and girls after entering junior high school, but she couldn't be happy at all. But she didn't even have a reason to be angry. Should she scold Sister Saki for being too outstanding?

Maybe it was her rebellious period, or maybe she wanted to show that she was Kawasaki Kyoka and not anyone else's sister, so she actually went back to the path of the bad girl that Saki had been in high school.

There is some dark humor in imitating someone in order to show that you are not their appendage.

I would rather everyone be afraid of me and stay away from me than have everyone approach me because of Saki Kawasaki's sister.

So Jinghua appeared in front of Liumei again in this appearance.

Tsurumi Rumi had a headache. Why did this place become a gathering place for problem children?

Of course, if it was just Kawasaki Kyoka, it wouldn't be such a headache for Liu Mei. After all, although Kyoka looks fierce and impulsive, he actually doesn't have any bad intentions (mainly because his brain is not very good).

"Hey, Niijo Akane-san, have you had enough of seeing us make fun of you?"

Not far from the two of them, a girl with a light pink bob had been eating potato chips since the beginning, watching the two people quarreling as a spectator with a harmless smile on her face.

"Um, would you like some potato chips? Cucumber flavor."

Seeing that Liu Meijiang was pointing her finger at her, the girl who was a little slow pressed the table and handed the potato chips to the two of them in a flattering manner. She half-bent her body, showing off her petite and plump figure to the fullest, and her beautiful papaya-shaped breasts drooped in a beautiful shape under the action of gravity.

Seeing this made Liu Mei feel sour, as if she had inherited someone's developmental characteristics, it was a foregone conclusion. How could she like the "fat woman" opposite her with a silly smile on her face, her flesh was fat but not greasy, round and full.

"No, thank you." Jinghua looked like she wanted to try it, but Liumei refused and she rolled her eyes.

"Oh, what a pity, Rikka-chan, do you want to eat?" Akane Shinjo said with regret. But she didn't know if it was because all the nutrients went to her figure, but people always felt that she was always a beat slow in speaking. Of course, many men regarded this as a "cute point".

"I want to eat, I want to eat. Feed me." The girl who was typing on a laptop next to Xin Tiao Qian said lightly. Although she spoke very slowly, it was different from Xin Tiao Qian's slow pace. She had a kind of lazy and charming temperament.

Akane Shinjo took out a potato chip and put it in her mouth, then slowly handed it over. The girl named Takarada Rikka took the potato chip with her mouth, but Akane Shinjo did not open her mouth. Instead, she made a "crunch" sound and bit the potato chip into pieces and brought it close to Rikka's lips.

Takarada Rikka's eyes widened slightly, she was a little surprised, but she quickly accepted it. Rikka and Shinjo Akane were kissing intimately in front of the remaining two girls, and judging by how familiar and natural they were, it was obviously not their first time.

"Why are you here again? Can't you find a time when there is no one around?" Jinghua scratched his hair and said helplessly, but his eyes were looking at the two girls entwined with their tongues, looking quite fascinated, as if he had discovered that there was such a learning attitude.

Liu Mei felt that she needed to go to the infirmary to get some headache medicine. This was the reason for her trouble. It was fine as a rest room for bad girls, but it was also occupied by a pair of lilies as an intimate occasion. What the hell was going on? Normally, she would just ignore it, but today...

Speak of Cao Cao, and Hikigaya Cao Cao will appear.

Hachiman had just finished talking with Hiratsuka Shizuka and returned to the Service Club, only to stand there in a daze at the door, looking at the two people who were soaking their bodies in the water and making slurping sounds.

"Maybe I came at the wrong time?"

Takarada Rikka was quite alert. Seeing a stranger breaking in, she immediately left Shinjo Akane's lips and said, "Who?!"

Liu Mei squinted at the fresh-faced young man and pouted, "It's what you're looking for, Kaizi."

Chapter 59 You are so sexy

Rumi also knew that before, Takarada Rikka had begged Hiratsuka Shizuka to let her find investors.

Although she always thought it was nonsense, and she had read the novels written by Takarada Rikka before, even a literature lover like her who had read the world's classics could not help but exclaim at the bizarre imagination of Rikka, and she would lose sanity if she looked at it for a few more seconds.

More importantly, filming and broadcasting this kind of thing is against public morals.

But thinking carefully about the fact that Hachiman suddenly came back to Sobu High School today to meet Principal Hiratsuka Shizuka, Rumi felt that although he didn't do it specifically for this little thing, he probably did it as a side job.

"......Brother-in-law?!" But just when Liumei was absorbed in thought, Jinghua's address made her look suddenly at the bad junior.

Hachiman looked around with a strange look in his eyes, and finally realized from the blue hair who the person in front of him with the unique dressing style was.

"Dazhi? Why are you wearing your sister's school uniform and pretending to be a high school girl? Ugh, you're such a pervert." Hachiman said with disgust.

"I'm not like Dazhi at all, brother-in-law, you're going too far. I'm talking about Jinghua, Kawasaki Jinghua."

The girl with short blue hair couldn't help but walk over. Hachiman looked at the girl in front of him. Of course he was joking when he said she was Dazhi, but for a moment he really couldn't believe that the fashionable JK in front of him with deliberately tanned skin and a Shibuya-style dress could be the little angel from Jinghua back then.

Also, the dress was too loose. The two undone buttons allowed him to see her pink underwear from top to bottom.

Jinghua·Shibuya-style·Fashionable JK·Bad Girl·Kawasaki looked at her "brother-in-law"'s greasy uncle eyes and showed a snorting smile.

"Look, I'll tell Sister Shaxi."

That being said, please don't get any closer.

"Hey Kawasaki-san, could you please stop talking at the door?"

Liu Mei noticed that the interaction between the two was a little subtle and said coldly.

What made her even more concerned was: "Brother-in-law? I remember that Mr. Hikigaya's fiancée is Yukinoshita-senpai, right? What does that have to do with Kawasaki-san's sister?"

This question was quite interesting, and both Takarada Rikka and Shinjo Akane couldn't help but look at the young congressman.

"I remember he was the congressman who solved the arson case. I recognize him." Akane Shinjo took the initiative to say, gently pushing her wise glasses. Takarada Rikka still had that lazy look as if she had nothing to do with it.

"Saki-san is my brother-in-law's mistress. What's the big deal? Hachiman-san is a powerful man, and he has feelings for Saki-san. It's better than marrying into a wealthy family or marrying into an ordinary company and then being despised for her background." Before Hachiman could say anything, Jinghua tried her best to defend herself.

Hachiman looked at his sister-in-law with a distorted world view with a headache. No wonder Saki looked sighing when she mentioned Jinghua to him before.

"Mr. Hikigaya has really become a big shot." Rumi looked as if she was looking at something dirty.

There was a hint of "Son, mom is very disappointed in you" in her eyes.

He walked in with an awkward smile, but had no intention of explaining anything to Liu Mei. Instead, he spoke kindly.

"You are still young now, you will understand when you grow up."

I was so angry when I was studying in the United States. I originally wanted to say that the other person was not small at all, as I was about to go to college, but I found out that this pervert was really looking at my smallness.

"If you look at me again, I'll call the police." Liu Mei shrank back.

"If the police dare to interfere in my business." Hachiman sat down and said indifferently, inadvertently vaguely about the issue of lover. If Liumei was aware of it, she would probably think that adults are really dirty.

"Rikka, this guy is really interesting." Akane Shinjo said to her lover in a slow tone.

"Don't come near, Xiao Qian, it will become dirty." Takarada Rikka warned with some caution.

Looking at the subtle atmosphere in the Service Club, Hachiman sighed and asked Tsurumi Rumi, who was known as Koyukino in the martial arts world.

"The four people here now are all the current members of the Service Club?"