Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Yui couldn't help him with the election, but she didn't want to become a stumbling block for him either.

"If you are pregnant, just give birth to the baby. Why think so much?"

Hachiman said this in a very "irresponsible" way.

"You think it's all just a matter of talking? It's not that simple, idiot." Yui pouted and walked away angrily.

I'm not just talking, Ms. Yui.

Hachiman shrugged and saw his sister approaching with hurried footsteps.

"What? Do you want to have a baby too?"

"?"

When Komachi typed "?", I didn't think there was anything wrong with Komachi herself, but I thought that brother Guichu had something wrong with his brain.

"Brother, you exploded."

“Your Twitter blew up.”

Hachiman tilted his head, took out his mobile phone and opened his Twitter. Nowadays, even old congressmen in their sixties or seventies know how to open an officially certified Twitter account to express their opinions.

But to be honest, at their age, even if they have a Twitter account, it is managed by the operations team, and it is hard to say whether they remember the Twitter logo.

Hachiman naturally also has a Twitter account, which is officially certified, but he has no operation team. It is like a personal account, just posting some insignificant trivial things, which is rare in itself.

After all, in this era of per capita Internet surfing, Twitter is an important channel for politicians to express their political views.

This is also a proof of the outside world's evaluation of Yawata as an amateur councilor. Although everyone knows that this kind of thing is just superficial work, you should at least do it.

It is really stupid to make otaku remarks like "Blade sister prprpr", "Toei pig farm", "Has the secretary gained weight again", "That's all Reiwa Ikki is?", "Don't break my husband".

But Hachiman enjoyed it.

"Let me see why it exploded." His Twitter account has remained the same for ten years, but his number of followers has never exceeded a thousand.

[Shocking news! The most despicable congressman Hikigaya Hachiman was photographed kissing a new idol at the fireworks festival]

When Hachiman opened it, he saw the photo of Isshiki that night when he put his hand close to Hachiman's face. But perhaps because the photographer was too far away, the photo was blurry and he could only vaguely make out that it was of Hachiman and Isshiki.

It's just the right balance between "starting with a picture and having to make up the whole story" and "solid evidence".

But this did not prevent a large number of Twitter users from flooding in and blowing him up at the speed of the universe.

And the ingredients are very complex.

Some people sneered: "As expected of the most despicable legislator, he puts his political platform into practice."

Some gloated over the misfortune: "I'm afraid I'll have to kneel like ants at night. I heard that it's because of the son-in-law from my wife's family?"

Someone is trying to take advantage of the situation: "@fiancee, give up on him. I will steal a battery car to support you.JPG"

There is a fan of Isshiki: "Hikigaya Hachiman, NMSL, give me back the pure and lovely Isshiki-chan."

There is also a reverse black: "Ise-chan, promise me, your mouth ********* okay?"

A large number of people also flocked in to watch the show, and his Twitter feed has never been so lively.

He thought about it and sent a new tweet: "fake news."

When he responded, dozens of replies followed immediately, and the number of replies increased noticeably as soon as the page was refreshed.

After all, what he said a few days ago about the legalization of polygamy is still hot, and it even became a hot search. Although stupid netizens have the memory of fish, they will not forget it in just two days.

Moreover, Isshiki itself is quite famous in Kanto.

Due to various reasons, his Twitter account exploded instantly.

He turned off his phone, chased away Komachi who looked curious, and then patted the futon with a duster.

I returned to the living room, took out a pot of iced oolong tea from the refrigerator, and drank a large cup to drive away the summer heat.

Mom went to take a nap, Yui was washing food for the evening, Komachi was playing a mobile game, and two of them were playing chess.

This kind of atmosphere was really a bit hypnotic. He stretched his waist and yawned, then opened his phone again and looked through the comments below. There were still many insults, but there were also a lot more jokes.

Only a very few people are analyzing the authenticity of that photo.

It can be seen that most people do not care about the truth of things.

After all, it takes time to sort out the ins and outs of things from fragmented information.

How can it be more enjoyable than eating melons?

As for the truth, who cares.

Is it that the melons are not sweet or that the farmers fail to ensure that the melons are ripe?

So Hachiman decided to give them more fun.

He sent another tweet: "No way, there is really no way that anyone would give up Hayami Saori because of Sakura Ayane, no way no way no way no way no way no way no way."

Then attached a photo, this photo is a bit old, probably taken when they were in college.

On the grass, Hachiman was resting on Yukino's lap. The girl was wearing a beige sweater.

Then Hachiman took a photo of her from an upward angle.

As a result, the road went straight up to the sky, leaving him with nothing to take pictures of.

He named this photo "Snow under the Snow" and kept it for a long time, cherishing it very much.

Chapter 9 Sister, I'll leave him in your care

Hachiman had just posted "Yukinoshita Yuki" on Twitter, and when he heard the unusual movement in the living room, he immediately ran out of the house without saying a word.

Yukino, who was standing at the door behind him, yelled, "If you have the guts, post the photos. If you have the guts, don't run away."

He turned around and saw Miss Yukino holding her phone with a look of gritted teeth on her face.

Then he kept saying, "You're just peeking at my Twitter."

Yukino was so pissed off by this guy that she was about to chase him and beat him up, but this lazy and weak guy was no match for her.

But the next moment he ran into the alley and disappeared.

Xueno was standing there, almost laughing out of anger: "Humph, this is where I grew up after all."

Hachiman sneaked into a nearby park and watched a few little kids playing in the mud and sand, looking like unemployed middle-aged people.

Opening Twitter, his account gradually gained popularity, and the original tweet of "fake news" only had a few hundred replies.

By the time the post about self-exposure of XP came around, the number of comments was almost in the thousands, which was actually normal. The blurry photo was more like a headline party and could not be hammered down.

All that's left is to watch him do his job.

[Is it popular to trick dogs into coming in and kill them now? 】

【Sakura is great! 】

[Thinking about having to sleep with thumbtacks touching my head every day for the rest of my life... the rice in my hand suddenly smells delicious, hahahaha]

[Heh, you only use XB to measure a woman's worth. ]

Hachiman's vanity was greatly satisfied.

No matter how jealous you are, I am the only one who can touch Yukinoshita Yukino's thighs.

But the more explosive catalyst is yet to come.

[Yukinoshita Yukino@Yukinoshita Yukino: Hikigaya Hachiman, come back here! ]

[The real master has appeared!!!]

[I'm afraid the scumbag councillor will have to kneel down like an ant tonight wwwww]

As soon as Yukino's certified account appeared, a large number of people started to make a fuss.

Hachiman flipped to the homepage, and sure enough, there was a hot search topic about him that was rising step by step.

#The most despicable congressman dislikes his fiancée Taiping#

#The beautiful fiancée of the scumbag congressman#

Next, Hachiman used the Nine-Grid Diagram to post many photos of Yukino's daily life.

【Hikigaya Hachiman: This is my fiancée and boss. 】

There are photos of him drooling while sleeping, and there are also photos of him wearing a small suit and attending a meeting seriously.

There are also photos of me making coffee in a cat cafe.

It pretty much records her time trajectory from high school to graduation and then to opening a store.

Every time, there was a faint smile on her delicate face.

【Yukinoshita Yukino@Yukinoshita Yukino: Idiot........】

Not long after Hachiman posted this tweet, Yukino replied with another one.

【Modo Modo】

【I'm stuffed】

[This dog food is so sweet that it makes your teeth fall out. ]

From the initial condemnation to the current posting of photos of his wife, it took most of the day.

His fans unknowingly increased to more than 30,000 or 40,000.

Because of Yukino's attitude, the authenticity of the photo was self-defeating, even though it was indeed real.

But, who cares.

Is it that Yukino isn’t pretty enough, or is it that the dog food isn’t sweet enough?

As the popularity of the hot search continues to grow, the number of fans is expected to increase.

Hachiman calmly turned off his phone, hummed a little tune, and went to the supermarket to buy some popsicles to take home.

When I got home, I smelled a faint aroma of bone soup coming from the kitchen.

Yukino stood at the door and rolled her eyes at him, then went back to the kitchen to cook.

Then Yui stretched her lips and said sourly, "Humph, you just stared at Twitter and couldn't help laughing, now you're pretending, huh, huh."

Hachiman couldn't help laughing and patted Yui's head: "Sorry, I wronged you."

Yui blinked and said, "This is an unspoken agreement, father of the child."

He confirmed again that no matter what, he was happy now.

Even if in the future, Xueno discovered the truth about her father's death...

Soon, the stupid netizens found out after looking through his previous Twitter records.

This guy is actually a otaku.

"I'm a otaku, but I became a member of the Japanese parliament and have a beautiful, flat-chested, rich fiancée."

What is this? This is just a light novel.

In their imagination, the distance between Hachiman and them suddenly became much closer.

After all, compared to the high-handed congressman’s Twitter, this guy is either showing off his wife or food, or criticizing anime and licking his 2D wife.

There is not a single serious political message in it, it is simply a breath of fresh air.

Not long after, Hachiman added another photo of Yukino wearing an apron and a long ponytail, making soup in the kitchen.

Stupid netizens, there are really only lemons on the lemon tree, and you and me under the lemon tree.

Hachiman stretched and turned off his phone.

That's it.

The first step of Twitter operation is to get closer to the target group.

In practical terms, it is about establishing a character. Only a character that can directly reach the minds of fans can communicate with them better.

The night gradually deepened, but the Hikigaya residence was still bright.

It's a rare occasion that my son and daughter-in-law (both of them) come back, and the house suddenly becomes a lot more lively.

This family has the habit of watching TV news while eating.

【The Chiba Liberal Democratic Party and the important faction Kinko-sha held a meeting today to expel the recently criticized figure in the party, Mr. Happo Jun, from the party. He expressed regret and said that he was not worried that the proportion of seats of the Liberal Democratic Party in the county council would change as a result. 】