It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"Ah! I told you there will be no kindergarten classes today! No classes, no classes, no classes!"

Even through the back door, people in the restaurant could clearly hear Xiao Xiangcheng's roar coming from the playground.

"Oh, I forgot! I'm sorry, Auntie forgot that Xiao Xiangcheng is resting today. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

But Xiao Xiangcheng's screams could still be heard in the store, and everyone was wondering why Xiao Xiangcheng continued to scream even though Denise had already apologized to her?

All because...

A certain woman apologized while pinching Xiao Xiangcheng's chubby little face viciously.

That is to say...

Those few words of "I'm sorry" were actually said by Denise while gritting her teeth.

0163 What era is this?

Because Xiao Xiangcheng's temper is becoming more and more violent, the correction strategy given by her master Dongfang Bubai is "focusing on caring and educating, supplemented by fighting violence with violence."

Maybe Denise didn't fully understand the guidelines given by Master Dongfang, or maybe Denise was implementing them seriously. Anyway, when Denise apologized for the first time, but Xiao Xiangcheng was still glaring at her, the little girl's face was pinched by her aunt.

Xiao Xiangcheng originally planned to pretend crying to gain sympathy from her "uncle", but when she entered the door, she noticed that this man who was almost two meters tall was smiling like a fool and was happier than all the other people combined.

But Xiao Xiangcheng still understands the ways of the world. She knows that no matter how happy her uncle is to gloat over her misfortune, he will definitely help her.

And when Xiao Xiangcheng used the "young swallow throwing itself into the forest" move and hit Boss Cheng's knee with her head, she was also lifted up by Boss Cheng.

"Did you make your aunt angry again?"

"Xiao Xiangcheng already knows he's wrong!"

"When you know you're wrong, correct it. After you correct it, make the same mistake again. After you make the same mistake, correct it again. After you correct it, make the same mistake again. You've been tempered a thousand times, right?"

"But Xiangcheng doesn't understand what his uncle is saying!"

"Come on!" Boss Cheng put Xiao Xiangcheng on his right shoulder and then asked, "Tell me, what do you want to ask me for?"

Xiao Xiangcheng's eyes turned, and then he replied, "I want to go to the 20th Century Expo, too!"

"What expo?" Denise walked into the hotel, "You look like an expo to me!"

"Uncle, look!" Little Xiangcheng rolled her eyes and said coquettishly to Boss Cheng, "Auntie said I'm not human again. Little Xiangcheng is so cute, but she is so mean to me. If you have children in the future, will she become a tigress?"

"You little damn girl!"

Denise was in a conflicted state of mind. She wanted to be angry but also wanted to laugh. After all, although Xiao Xiangcheng's words were unpleasant to hear, they were all in her heart. As a result, Denise's joy overcame her rationality, and she asked Boss Cheng to take a day off and take Xiao Xiangcheng to the 20th Century Expo.

"Me?" Denise pointed at herself, "I'm not going. I'm staying in the store to work."

But "I stayed in the store to work" was just a simplified statement made by Denise. If she said it in full, the sentence would become "Rather than taking the little girl out to suffer, I would rather stay in the store to work and get tired."

Even Brother Biao echoed, "Boss, if you believe in my craftsmanship, you can take your children out for a stroll without worry."

Boss Cheng thought for a moment and replied to Brother Biao: "I don't doubt your craftsmanship. But your beans..."

"Oh, oh! I promise to stew the beans until they are soft and mushy before serving them on the table."

Seeing that everyone was willing to let him take Xiao Xiangcheng out to "see the world", Boss Cheng readily agreed without any excuses. However, he couldn't take a ride with the Nohara family because it was really difficult for Boss Cheng to squeeze himself into a Corolla with his physical condition.

So the Nohara family could only apologize and leave the restaurant, leaving Boss Cheng and Xiao Xiangcheng to figure out a solution. However, before Boss Cheng could come up with a solution, a familiar face who hadn't shown up for more than a month and a half pushed the door open.

"Rogers! Are you finally released?"

The captain, who was carrying a big suitcase, seemed a little confused, because the first person he saw after entering the store was not the boss or Denise, but a chef with a big head and thick neck. After Boss Cheng introduced each other, the captain sighed and said that it took half a year to find someone, and it was not easy for Boss Cheng.

But Boss Cheng told the captain: "If the controller doesn't find me a strong man, I won't be able to recruit one now."

"A strong man?"

Never mind, love is what it is.

The captain also told Boss Cheng about his exhausting half month. It turned out that the captain did not stay in Washington, DC during this period, but followed a speech group to give speeches on "American patriotism education". He visited 48 of the 47 states in the mainland, and sometimes even gave the same speech in 4 different states in one day.

"Whatever their original intentions, this kind of activity is disgusting to me. It reminds me of the time when I was used as a mascot to collect war donations in various states."

After that, Rogers noticed that Boss Cheng and Xiao Xiangcheng were about to go out. The captain was also curious, so he asked the boss. After getting the answer of "going to the 20th Century Expo", the captain also asked Boss Cheng eagerly: "Can you take me with you? I also want to see what new things are in the second half of the 20th century that I missed."

Without waiting for Boss Cheng to speak, Xiao Xiangcheng immediately agreed to Rogers' request.

You ask her why she agreed to take Rogers along?

The answer is simple, because Rogers is handsome!

However, when Xiao Xiangcheng arrived at the 20th Century Expo, she said that agreeing to bring Rogers along was probably the stupidest decision she had made this year, if not the stupidest one!

As for why...

This is really an exhibition for adults, with very few activities for children to enjoy. Looking around, there are adults everywhere who are having fun and forgetting everything else. Xiao Xiangcheng can't even find such a happy empathy point.

Looking at Boss Cheng and Rogers, these two were having a blast! With a face full of resentment, Xiao Xiangcheng followed two gay-looking men around the Expo park.

Then, they ran and ran, and the two of them brought Xiao Xiangcheng to a retro special effects film shooting site. However, there were still a few middle-aged or older people waiting to experience special effects films in front of them, so the boss and the captain could only go and pick out the leather suits they would wear for the filming.

But when the two of them and Xiao Xiangcheng arrived at the fitting room, they were completely stumped. One reason was that the two of them had never seen the special film.

Secondly, the two people had no idea which character these costumes represented, let alone who was the good guy and who was the villain.

The third reason is that they are too tall. The captain is 188cm tall and the boss is 196cm tall. Their heights mean that they cannot wear 95% of the cool suits. Boss Cheng's chest is over 120cm, which basically means that Boss Cheng has nothing to do with all the decent roles.

Finally, with the unremitting efforts of the staff, they finally found a character suit from an old American comic in the corner of the suit library. To be more precise, what was found was no longer a suit, but a costume from an old superhero movie.

The costume of the good character belongs to the superhero named "Captain Victory". Although it is a little small on the hips, it still fits well. The costume of the villain "Tomb Raider" fits the body of Boss Cheng perfectly after removing all the fake muscle lining.

Except for the sleeves that were torn apart...

When Boss Cheng and the captain returned to the waiting area after putting on their costumes, they immediately attracted everyone's attention. Compared to other older special effects fans who were wearing leather suits but were "thick and thin", Boss Cheng and his team seemed too professional.

It feels like Mbappe and Haaland suddenly appear in a community football match held on a street - you may not know them, but as long as you have your eyes, you can see that they are definitely more professional than you.

At this time, the previous group of photographers on the stage had left, and the staff immediately came on stage to replace the cheap miniature scene that had just been damaged. A broadcast sounded after the staff arranged the shrunken model.

"Please be aware that there is a monster approaching the hall. Please leave the hall as soon as possible and seek shelter outdoors. I repeat, there is a monster approaching the hall..."

Suddenly, a monster that looked like a dinosaur jumped onto the stage and kicked over a miniature model that looked like the Tokyo Tower.

“Ah~~”

Outside the scene, the BGM that creates a tense atmosphere also sounded at this time.

Then, wearing the uniform of the Earth Defense Force, Miya led Shin-chan and held Aoi to the edge of the stage and began to read out the lines written on her palms. However, the uniforms of the Earth Defense Force made her sweat a lot, which caused the lines written on her palms to get wet. Miya read out the lines haltingly, and had to guess the parts that were completely lost.

Suddenly, a 30-centimeter-long plastic airplane flew along the steel zipline toward the dinosaur monster. Nohara Hiroshi's voice was heard from the loudspeaker on the sidelines. After the small airplane's "da da da" light effect hit the monster's body, Hiroshi, who was pretending to be flying the airplane, immediately shouted, "Damn monster, watch out, Ao Yu! Hanxin!"

Then, Guangzhi on the sidelines jumped onto the small trampoline and used the elastic force to kick the monster. The monster fell to the place where the miniatures were most densely packed, just as the script required. Guangzhi, wearing a slightly small and tight Ultraman suit, quickly climbed up from the cushion and rushed towards the monster as the action director had just required.

The boss and the captain who were "watching" Nohara Ledan Hiroshi in the waiting area were also whispering. The captain pointed to the pentagonal blue kite shield on his arm, and then pointed to the huge silver five-pointed star on his costume.

"Do you think this uniform looks familiar?"

"It's a pity that the boots, gloves, and belt are all red, otherwise..." Boss Cheng laughed, "otherwise you could find your comics in this world."

"You think so too, this Captain Victory's uniform is exactly the same as my 1944 uniform!"

"Oh, don't worry! Don't worry!" Boss Cheng not only did not comfort the captain, but even told him: "In Gintoki's world, maybe we are both characters in some best-selling comics."

"Comics?" The captain asked the boss, "Why not novels?"

"How can I possibly see what you look like in a novel?" the boss replied.

"Then why can't it be a novel with illustrations?"

But the boss said nonchalantly: "It's a different era now, only fools would read novels!"

(Novel author: Cheng Tianyan, I fuck you!)

0164 Can this be called money?

As the magical girl-themed special effects film starring Nohara Misae began recording, there were constant "puffs" and coughs in the waiting area. Even Shin-chan and Aoi, who were responsible for playing the magical girl's brother and sister, were unable to hold back.

However, just when Boss Cheng and Captain Rogers were waiting to see whether Mei Ya would lose her temper on the spot, another crew responsible for shooting outdoor scenes found the boss and the captain.

Because the roles they played did not require the use of miniature scenes, nor did they involve magic or fairy tale elements. Moreover, just looking at the appearance of the two people's costumes, it was like they jumped directly from an old American comic. So...

"So if you two don't mind, we can move the filming site outside the studio and conduct real-life shooting in the Expo park."

Because the director of the location crew spoke English, even though his tongue was still not smooth, it was enough for the captain to understand. The captain turned around and asked the boss. The boss shrugged and said that he was never afraid of being seen.

"I don't care if hundreds of millions of gamblers are watching the live broadcast of the game at the same time. As long as you don't feel shy about acting in front of people you don't know, then let's go outside and shoot the real scene."

The captain thought about it and decided that it would be better to go outside to shoot the real scene. After all, the ventilation in the studio was poor, and it would be cooler outside. As for the question of showing his face, the captain pointed to his headgear that only showed his mouth, nose and eyes.

"Do you think I can show it?"

So the two followed the location crew to the most crowded place in the Expo, near the main entrance of the Moon Rock Exhibition Hall. Then the action director gave each of them a script he had written on the spot and told them about the action design for the shooting.

In fact, when the action director saw the two people's figures, he guessed that they were probably martial artists. So he specially designed some "difficult" actions for them that normal people couldn't do. But when he told the two people about the action design, who would have thought that the captain took the initiative to ask the action director:

"Why did you only design one kick here? I think it would be more appropriate to design a cool three-kick opening."

"That's right." Boss Cheng also pointed at the script and said, "I think that in order to show how tough the villain is, he should take three kicks and remain unmoved. Then the captain should catch the punch, but still knock him back one or two meters. Otherwise, it would feel like the villain doesn't have much of a sense of oppression."

The two of them then grumbled a lot, although they never abandoned the script and even did not go beyond the requirements of the action director. But the actions they modified were basically the real action enhancement, magic modification EX, and unparalleled version of the original action design. You can't even see such difficult actions in Hong Kong action movies in the 90s.

The director and the action director did not refute anything, because they both planned to let the captain and the boss shoot a segment first. When the two knew that the action they came up with was too fantastic, they would shoot according to the original plan. After all, these two strong men bought the most expensive experience service.

But who can imagine...

"Luk Ba! You finally showed up!"

“Hahahahaha, Captain Victory! It seems that successfully stopping the invasion of the Chitauri has given you too much confidence and courage that do not belong to you. Since you are so ignorant of life and death and try to challenge me, then enjoy your death!”

Instantly, Captain Victory rushed in front of Tuba and suddenly leaped up, kicking three beautiful roundhouse kicks in the air. But Tuba just stretched out one hand to neutralize Captain Victory's attack.

But when Captain Shengli landed, he suddenly used a shield attack, which was not in accordance with the script. Boss Cheng immediately gave up the script, stretched out his right hand to hold the captain's shield, and brought it to his side, while his left hand used a rising dragon punch to hit the captain's chin.

The captain immediately leaned back to avoid it, and completed two backhand flips to avoid the boss's subsequent continuous attacks. But the boss rushed to him as he completed his last roll, and hit the aluminum alloy shield in the captain's hand with an unstoppable backhand punch.

The captain immediately raised his fist to block, but Boss Cheng retracted his force at the moment when his fist was about to smash the fake shield, and with a speed that was difficult for ordinary people to perceive with the naked eye, he stretched out three fingers and flicked the aluminum alloy shield.

Afterwards, the visitors who were queuing outside the exhibition hall to see the moon rock heard a slightly low-pitched gong sound.

"Cut!"

The director suddenly called a halt, and Boss Cheng and Captain Rogers changed from the suit actors who were possessed by their acting skills back to their original selves. But the shooting director and the action director almost knelt down to the two of them, because the sense of power, explosiveness and impact displayed by these two during the fight far exceeded that of the suit actors in service.

Compared with the fighting moves of these two, Ultraman's wrestling is like a child playing house, and the duel between the Kamen Riders has simply degenerated into a fight between shrews pulling each other's hair.

As for why the director is called Cut.

The reason was simple, because the camera's movement speed could not keep up with the speed of the two people's fighting. The director immediately adjusted the shooting strategy and decided to change the long shot commonly used in special effects films to a Hong Kong-style long and short shot combined with close-ups.

Although they are not able to master this shooting and editing technique very well at present, the director believes that once he finds a shooting and editing method that is more suitable for local special effects films from these two people, he will definitely be the director of the action scenes of "Original Work: Shotaro Ishinomori" in the next step.

So the director immediately invited the boss and the team leader to the monitor and showed them the footage shot by the auxiliary camera. While expressing his admiration, the director also told them the adjustment plan in his mind.

The boss and the captain didn't care, after all, they were just here to relax. The experience of pretending to fight in front of the camera according to their usual fighting habits was also a way for them to relax.

But Xiao Xiangcheng was very unhappy!

Obviously, the two adults had brought her out to play, but in the end, she didn't get to play at all, while the two adults had a great time. This made Xiao Xiangcheng's face, which still had a little baby fat, puff up as if two steamed dumplings were stuffed into her mouth.

"How do you want to be happy?" asked Boss Cheng.

"I want to do action scenes too!" Xiao Xiangcheng protested, jumping and demanding, "Xiao Xiangcheng also wants to be an action actor! I want to do a ninja action movie!"

Originally, the director thought that the ninja scene in the little girl's mind was the kind in which a female ninja fought against invading samurai in the castle tower to protect her lord, and finally escaped from the city with her lord.

But the director had no idea that the ninja drama in Xiao Xiangcheng's mind referred to the "big production" and "big scene" of using the Haolong Fire to ignite thousands of detonating tags and then killing hundreds of enemies at a time.

Finally, in order to make Boss Cheng and the captain film as he requested, the director specially gave Xiao Xiangcheng a special experience similar to "Ninja Team" for free. It was a clichéd plot of defeating the bad guys and punishing evil and promoting good. Xiao Xiangcheng also knew how to make a compromise, so he readily agreed.

However, Boss Cheng pointed at Xiao Xiangcheng's nose and warned her: "You can film, but you are not allowed to use ninjutsu, illusions, or chakra. You are not allowed to stab people in the back with sharp weapons, and you are not allowed to wipe other actors' necks!"

Xiao Xiangcheng nodded solemnly, agreeing to Boss Cheng's request seriously.

As for the person who acted with Xiao Xiangcheng, it happened that the Nohara family had just experienced the filming of a special drama. However, Xiao Xin was unhappy because he had always been a background board, and it happened that boss Cheng invited Xiao Xin to help play other companions of the "Ninja Team".