It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Jill and the others had seen her, but because she was lying naked on the dissection table, everyone thought she was tortured by the director. But they didn't expect that the girl was not dead at all, but just in a coma.

only……

When everyone realized that a girl who was knocked unconscious and lying on the dissection table, naked, and a director who dared to walk his dick openly without wearing pants appeared in a secret room at the same time...

The girl also realized the problem, so she hysterically rushed to the collapsed Director Irons. The Director's already tight hair was completely turned into flying catkins by the girl's tearing, floating and scattering all over the ground.

"If you've had enough of fighting, I suggest you find something to cover your vital parts first." Kevin, who was hiding in the power armor, said: "But if you like the way it is now. I think others should be happy to see it as I am."

The girl felt cold and quickly covered her body with her hands, then stood up and searched for something to cover her body. After a while, the girl, covered with thick curtains, came back and kicked Director Irons hard in the part where he had just been hit.

This kick also made the director's injury worse from a complete loss to a serious one.

Kevin sneered at the situation and said, "Director, you must not let this go! I remember there is a convenience store nearby. Do you want me to buy some tampons for you?"

But Jill seriously advised Kevin, telling him: "In this case, you should use a satellite napkin. His flow is too large and too intense, and the capacity of the tampon is limited."

"You guys! You guys! Damn it..."

"What the hell?" Kevin raised his foot and made a gesture to stomp down. "Do you want your little sparrow to turn into ashes and say goodbye to it completely?"

“You guys… uh…”

I don’t know if it was because of anger or pain, but Director Irons fainted.

Jill and the other two did not intend to find a pair of pants for the chief, and dragged him into the underground passage like a dead pig. The four people and the pig returned to the police station, took the collected evidence and confiscated stolen money, picked up the rescued girl, tied up the captured fat pig, and went back to the hotel.

"Doesn't your director usually like to wear pants?"

Facing the soul-searching question from Mr. Cheng, Jill didn't know how to answer. Kevin, however, joked, "No, he's very normal at other times, and he only gets naked when he goes to the slaughterhouse."

But Kevin didn't know that his careless word "slaughterhouse" would make the rescued girl suddenly go crazy. After the girl calmed down, everyone learned from her that the secret room in the orphanage was actually the director's private slaughterhouse. And the "livestock" that was almost slaughtered happened to be the girl in front of everyone.

"Eh? Catherine Warren? Your last name is Warren? The mayor's daughter?"

"Haha, you are a bunch of idiots! Are you scared by the mayor's daughter?" The director who was tied to the fire hydrant cursed, "Do you really think your shitty father, the mayor, can take care of you? He ran away by himself, taking his property and secrets with him, earlier than anyone else! He left you to me! You were sold to me, and I can do whatever I want with you and ravage you!

A shameless bitch, she was obviously knocked unconscious by me, but she hummed when I played with her. You must have enjoyed it very much at that time, right? Do you feel unsatisfied now? It doesn't matter, there are enough men here to deal with you! "

“Swoosh~Puff!”

The Coke bottle thrown by Catherine hit the director's forehead accurately, and then she tried to grab the double-barreled spray gun on Boss Cheng's waist. However, when she grabbed the gun, she found that there was no bullet in the gun chamber.

Boss Cheng ignored Catherine who tried to grab his weapon, and asked Jill: "Since you already have a lot of evidence of the pig's crimes, why do you still keep him?"

"Sorry, what?" Jill didn't quite understand what her boss meant.

"Just find a place to dispose of it, and everyone will feel relieved. Don't you think it's troublesome to keep this kind of thing around?" Boss Cheng then asked them, "Haven't you heard of the principle of 'Occam's razor'? Don't add any more burdens unless necessary."

No!

Wait!

Is this how Occam's razor is used?

Are you Occam's razor or Olaf's butcher knife?

Boss, in what hellish world were your three views cultivated?

A little bit blown up, right?

But soon, something even more shocking than Boss Cheng's worldview happened.

There was a rumbling sound, and soon, a helicopter towing a small container flew over the hotel. Then, the cable connecting the small container broke, and the small container crashed into the fire hydrant, crushing the director and the fire hydrant together.

"Click!"

The small container's safety device popped up.

"Clang!"

The reinforced steel plate of the small container fell off.

"Pfft~"

The smoke generator started working and a large amount of tear gas was sprayed out.

"Die! Die! Die!"

0016 No one can fight

On the transport helicopter belonging to the Umbrella Corporation's BOW Testing Department.

After confirming the coordinates, the navigator notified the operator in the cabin: "We are about to arrive at the destination, get ready for the launch."

"It's ready. The test subjects can be put in at any time."

"Attention, we have detected four guys playing a knight game on the ground." The helicopter pilot asked jokingly, "Do you want to throw the box over their heads? I think their game must be missing a villain like a dragon or a big devil?"

"Reconsideration." The navigator asked the cabin: "What do you think?"

The operator in the rear cabin disconnected the cables and allowed the alloy "coffin" hanging from the helicopter to fall next to the group of "idiots in medieval armor."

"Reporting to headquarters, the Nemesis has been delivered to the designated location as planned. I repeat, the Nemesis has been delivered to the designated location as planned. I wish your plan goes well."

At a facility about 200 kilometers away from Raccoon City, the operator remotely released the safety mechanism of the Nemesis storage device. The various locks and reinforcements protecting the metal box were all opened, and the tear gas device used to prevent the enemy from approaching was activated, and a large amount of smoke quickly spread.

If it were ordinary people or unprepared troops, the amount of smoke covering an area of ​​several hundred square meters at a time could indeed make nearby people lose their combat effectiveness in a short period of time.

But now the people covered by tear gas are a few "idiots wearing medieval armor". The armor on these "idiots" does not have too many or too complicated functions, but it has the function of filtering nuclear dust and toxic gases. After all, the T60 power armor was developed to cope with the complex post-nuclear world.

Therefore, the large amount of toxic gas, apart from blocking the sight, could not cause any harm to the "idiots" present. However, the Umbrella technicians responsible for remote control did not know this.

10 seconds after the storage device was unlocked, Nemesis, the strongest biological weapon of the Umbrella North America headquarters, was activated. A humanoid monster about 2.6 meters tall and weighing over 350 kilograms suddenly jumped out of the "coffin".

The monster was not afraid of the dense poisonous gas at all, and it walked through the tear gas towards the hotel. But unfortunately, it bumped into Kevin in power armor before it took a few steps.

Kevin didn't expect that an oversized bald head would suddenly emerge from the smoke, and the bald head with a plastic bag wrapped around his face made a strange sound of "Die, die, die" the moment he hit Kevin.

So Kevin shuddered, raised his hands and pushed the monster that was so close to him.

Then, the most powerful biological weapon, which was highly expected by Umbrella's North American headquarters, fell to the ground.

That’s right, the famous goddess of vengeance was knocked down by the power armor!

If the other three people in power armor come over now and help hold down the hands and feet of the Nemesis...

Well, this taste seems a bit strong. It's a pity that the goddess of vengeance only learned Liu Tianxian's expression of showing her teeth, but failed to make Liu Tianxian's face. Unless you are a serious Cthulhu fan, it is difficult to fall in love with the goddess of vengeance who is so ugly that she looks like she crawled out of hell.

As the highest technological achievement of the Umbrella North American Headquarters, Nemesis' intelligence level is quite close to the average intelligence of (North American) humans. When it was pushed down by "tiny" humans, it was actually confused and collapsed.

So the moment it bounced up from the ground, it swung its fist and smashed towards Kevin's power armor.

Kevin's reaction speed was obviously not as fast as the monster's. He only felt the power armor vibrate for a moment, and then he flew backwards. It was not until he hit the window of the restaurant and bounced back that he realized that he was beaten by the monster.

In the hotel, Paimon pointed at the shit-yellow gas outside the window and asked the traveler if he wanted to go out to help. However, the traveler said that if they went out, they would only cause more trouble.

"Nothing in the outside world can hurt the boss at all."

"Eh? He looks very powerful, but..." Paimon asked unsurely, "Is the boss really as powerful as you say?"

“He was better at chopping people than cutting vegetables. I could feel that the boss was excited and happy when he was chopping monsters.”

Indeed, when Boss Cheng encountered the attacking tyrants last night, he was indeed very excited. But the only drawback was that the number of tyrants was too small and their fighting capacity was rather worrying. Even though he killed two tyrants, because everything ended too quickly, this superficial battle made the boss feel unsatisfied.

But now...

"Hey, Mr. Monster!" Boss Cheng, who was wearing a helmet and a gas mask, patted the goddess of vengeance. "Excuse me, are you from outer space, or did you just crawl out of hell?"

The goddess of vengeance turned around, and the surveillance camera on its head just happened to capture the boss who looked very German.

"Here they come!" The Umbrella technician who was recording the battle footage shouted excitedly, "It's the Black Armored BOW reported by the observer! Its body shape is close to that of a normal person, and it has the ability to speak. It is preliminarily estimated that its intelligence level is higher than that of the Goddess of Vengeance."

"Begin recording the battle data! This is the first time that the Nemesis has engaged the mysterious BOW, so make sure to keep good records."

When they returned to the door of the hotel, Boss Cheng saw that the other party frowned but refused to speak.

"Is it because you have lost your lips and can't speak clearly?"

The monster still did not answer Boss Cheng, but quickly raised his right hand.

Suddenly, a tentacle pierced out from the monster's palm and headed straight for the boss's face. But the boss just turned his head to avoid the monster's sudden attack.

The monster saw that the first attack failed, and tried to use its size advantage to catch the opponent. But before the monster could make a move, Boss Cheng disappeared. The shit-yellow gas around him had not yet dissipated, and the monster realized that staying in the smoke would only increase the uncertainty of the battle.

The goddess of vengeance started to run out of the smoke, but she didn't expect that the disappeared boss was hiding in the smoke. The monster was very fast, and with its huge body, it stirred up a huge turbulence in the smoke.

The boss doesn't even need to look for the monster deliberately, he can easily get behind it by following the turbulence of smoke.

The next second, the goddess of vengeance's knee was hit hard, and the monster suddenly lost balance and fell to the side. At the moment it fell, the boss's fist attacked in the opposite direction, hitting the monster's neck with a powerful uppercut.

With a crisp "crack" sound, the monster's cervical vertebrae were broken immediately. Driven by the uppercut, the monster's body fell to the other side.

However, what surprised Boss Cheng was that the monster could actually kick him while falling down with a broken cervical vertebra.

As a result, the monster fell to the ground, and Boss Cheng flew backwards more than ten meters.

"Report! The Nemesis' main nervous system is severely damaged, and parasites are invading the nervous system."

"Inject Nemesis-α parasite activity inhibitor immediately!"

"After the injection, the parasite activity was reduced to a controllable level."

Looking at the various abnormal readings on the screen, the leader of the Nemesis Project had to admit that his Nemesis had lost in the first battle with the Black BOW.

"Order the goddess of vengeance to retreat!" The leader ordered his men again: "Let her hide in the research facility under Raccoon City first. While she is repairing herself, transport the planned heavy weapons to Raccoon City via the underground railway."

0017 Expected Bad News

"No way! Are you running away now?"

When the smoke cleared, Boss Cheng took off his mask and cursed in dissatisfaction: "Why are you so useless? I only threw one punch and didn't even use my gun!"

Kevin, who had been beaten, was also very curious and asked Boss Cheng how the monster escaped.

As for the other three policemen who had not seen the monster at all, they were even more confused. They only heard a few muffled noises. When the fog cleared, they saw Kevin sitting on the ground, and the boss in the distance was angry.

"Ah..." Boss Cheng sighed, "There's not a single person in Raccoon City who can fight."

The others could only laugh dryly. They thought to themselves, fortunately there were no stronger fighters in Raccoon City, otherwise they would all have died in Raccoon City regardless of their numbers.

As for Jill and Catherine, in addition to witnessing the director being crushed to death when the "coffin" fell, the two were pushed back into the hotel by Kevin and others as soon as the "coffin" started smoking.

So Jill and the others saw nothing except the smoke filling the streets.

Now back to the Director...

That was a tragic death!

The fire hydrant was broken, and the director was also crushed. But the problem was that the underground pipe connected to the fire hydrant was not shut off, so under the impact of the water pressure, the director was not only dead but also scum all over the ground.

"Eh, that's disgusting."

Fortunately, everyone was used to seeing death, even though the director died in a second dimension and floated down the drain. But everyone just said they were disgusted, and no one vomited because they were really disgusted.

If there is anything that can make them feel disgusted or even terrified, it is the firefighting water that flows continuously from under the "coffin". Because all the water in the pipes of Raccoon City, whether clean water or sewage, is contaminated by the zombie virus.

"If you get dirty water on you, shake it off before entering the store!" Boss Cheng reminded everyone: "I'm in the catering service industry, and food safety must be taken seriously. You don't want to get diarrhea from eating, right!"

Kevin and his men had water spots all over their armor, so they had to wait outside for a while before they dared to go in. However, they used this time to send a message to Marvin and Michelle, telling them that a monster might have entered the city, and asked them to pay attention to safety when "shopping".

However, they mainly wanted to ask Marvin whether he was short of manpower. After all, after learning that the gang had gone to the bank to break into the safe, they also became restless.

Who hasn't dreamed of achieving financial freedom by robbing a bank? Now that the opportunity has come, it would be foolish to say that you are not tempted.

"Okay, you guys come too." Marvin reminded them on the radio: "Remember to bring a few more cars, preferably ones that can carry stuff."

"Why, the harvest is so abundant that it can't be contained anymore?"

"No, it was only after we pried open the door that we discovered that several people had locked themselves in the safe. They were almost trapped to death inside."

"There's someone inside, how are you going to rob him?"

"Take what needs to be taken, save what needs to be saved, don't delay."

"Do they let me?"

"With our equipment, do they dare to stop us? Besides, do we need others to interfere in the work of Umbrella?"

Got it! Kevin got it completely! It turned out that Marvin and his friends had changed their identities and were doing their own zero-dollar shopping under the guise of a protective umbrella. So Kevin immediately reminded the other three to quickly take off the clothes that symbolized their identities. Then the four of them went to the boss to ask for some clothes.

It happened that the boss sorted out a lot of tattered winnings, among which were all kinds of clothes that he couldn't wear. Several people found a few jumpsuits that fit them and put them on. One of them even pointed at the Chinese characters on the front of the clothes and asked the boss if he knew what they meant.

"Oh, those two words! They are pronounced Ishimura in Japanese, which means 'stone village' in Chinese. It is the name of a commercial mining ship."