It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

If any person with normal physique was hit on the chin by Happy's heavy punch, even if the jawbone did not move near the nose, the whole person would immediately fall on his back.

However, the man with a crew cut who was hit by a heavy punch just shook his head, and his jawbone, which was shattered into a comminuted fracture, began to heal rapidly as he shook his head.

In just a moment, Happy noticed that the wound of the buzz cut man also had a fluorescent light similar to that on the face of the retired soldier. Happy did not dare to neglect it and punched the buzz cut man in the face with his back hand again.

But this time, the buzz cut guy's reaction was five times faster than before. As a result, Happy's entire arm was caught and broken. Then the 5 kg fat man screamed like a pig being slaughtered and was thrown away by the buzz cut guy.

Tourists on the street saw someone fighting in a public place, fearing that the two sides would develop from unrestrained fighting to gun-drawing and shooting, and they fled for their lives before the two sides drew their guns.

On the other side, the retired soldier who found himself being targeted panicked and chose to use the contents of the suitcase as a last resort. He opened the opening of the strangely shaped metal box, put the opening to his mouth, and inhaled the liquid in the box into his lungs like asthma medicine.

The man with the crew cut ignored the retired soldier who was taking drugs, nor the people who were running around. He just wanted to kill Happy who had provoked him.

However, just as he was about to deal a fatal blow to Happy, he heard the retired soldier behind him calling his name in a strange hoarse voice!

"Saven! Savin! Hurry... hurry and save me! Save me... ah!"

"Buzz!"

"Boom!"

0220 I'm not as good as you

"Crack!"

On TV, a fortune cookie, the most common type in Chinese restaurants, was smashed to pieces by a bearded old man with one punch. Various promotional images were randomly edited and jumped all over the screen, and the old man's voiceover sounded.

"The truth about fortune cookies is that they look like Chinese and sound like Chinese. But they are actually fake Chinese, so they are hollow and full of lies. They even leave a disgusting taste in your mouth."

"Crack!"

Another fortune cookie was smashed, and the old man proudly announced to all the viewers in front of the TV:

"Yesterday, one of my disciples successfully destroyed the cheap American knockoff, the Hollywood Chinese Theater. Mr. President, I know this news will be frustrating to you. But don't worry, this is just the narration before the opening. The real good show has just begun."

"The above is the terrorist attack warning our station has just received. This is Fox News Hourly. We will continue reporting to you after the commercial break."

Boss Cheng turned the TV back to the 2024 channel and focused his attention on Nick, who was eating watermelon and drinking grape-flavored Mirinda.

"It's still better here. No one cares what you eat or drink. Before coming to your place, I didn't even know that Mirinda had grape-flavored soda! You know, only here do I dare to eat these things. If I were to go to other places, I would probably be attacked, and the attacker might be a black bastard whose skin is not as dark as mine."

"Is it really okay for you to complain about your compatriots like this?"

Nick ignored Boss Cheng's question and changed the subject, praising the restaurant's watermelons for being so sweet.

"Sweet, right? I grew them myself." Boss Cheng smiled and told Nick, "A few months ago, I was standing in a large field in Mond, eating watermelon and spitting out the seeds as I ate. Then, the seeds successfully germinated and grew into dozens of watermelons."

"You can grow dozens of watermelons by eating and spitting out watermelon seeds at the same time?" Nick asked the boss, "How many watermelon seeds did you spit out? Also, is your mouth a machine gun?"

"Don't you save a lot of watermelon seeds and spit them out like a machine gun when you're eating watermelon outside?"

"Do you think I'd dare to eat watermelon outside because of the color of my skin? I don't want some black bastard to empty the magazine in my face!"

"Okay, I admit that what you said makes sense." Boss Cheng shrugged and changed the subject: "Then how about the Ten Rings Gang? Why are they so bold that they dare to challenge the world police? Isn't this Mandarin afraid that someone will find out that he has a laundry detergent with mass destruction hidden in his home?"

"Fuck you! Can you please stop being so sarcastic?"

Nick couldn't help but roll his eyes, then told his boss: "He dares to be so unscrupulous because no one knows where the leader of the Ten Rings is hiding. Although places like the Middle East, West Asia or North Africa often appear in his videos. But in fact, all the shots with the Mandarin may be staged."

"No, wait! What do you mean by posing?"

"It means it's fake, he has never appeared in the Middle East, West Asia or North Africa."

"Nowadays, do KB elements no longer need a popular base? Even shooting a video requires fakery. Could it be that this Mandarin and his Ten Rings Gang, like the White Helmets, are all packaged by a team to attract the public's attention?"

Nick: (○Д?)!!

"Mother fxxker! Makoto, you're a fucking genius!"

Nick didn't explain anything, and didn't even care about the sticky watermelon juice on his hand. He got up and left Boss Cheng's restaurant.

But Nick, who had just stepped out of the store, turned back and asked Boss Cheng: "Do you still remember the fat man who followed Tony?"

"You said the name sounded like a curse word?"

"Swearing?" Nick Fury asked puzzled.

"Haha!"

"Okay, that's him." Nick felt a pain in his head.

"What's up with him?"

"He was at the explosion at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood last night. Tony will probably send Happy to you once he's out of danger. He needs..."

"Use my medical bay. Got it. I'll get it ready."

Nick nodded, then noticed his sticky hands and went to the sink to wash them. He then took a bottle of expiring grape Mirinda from the shelf, tore off the label, and walked away.

And it was just as Nick said. About an hour after he left, a Quinjet from Stark Industries landed on the school playground of Boss Cheng. Then, a mobile bed connected to various life monitoring equipment was pushed out of the plane.

"Happy can be cured, right?"

"Nonsense! The one with a broken heart has been saved. Is there still one missing whose vital signs are stable?"

"Actually..." Tony joked after getting a positive answer: "I'm worried that your medical cabin is too small to accommodate someone as fat as him."

In fact, not only was Happy crammed in, but there was still plenty of room to spare in the medical bay.

Tony felt very guilty when he saw Happy sleeping peacefully in the medical cabin. He seemed to be talking to himself, or to Boss Cheng: "If I had stopped Happy from following him, he might not have been involved in the attack launched by the Ten Rings Gang. He was just the security supervisor, not the spy chief, how could he know how to track and monitor him."

"So? You plan on getting revenge for Happy?"

"Yes, this revenge must be taken. In a few hours, I will hold a press conference to officially announce to the Mandarin and his Ten Rings Gang..."

"Boom!"

Hearing the familiar voice again, Boss Cheng couldn't help but yelled, "Fuck, it exploded again!"

【Beep! 】

[Risk level: 4.5]

【From Manhattan, New York, the suicide attack has been successfully prevented. 】

Well, this time the hotel's active defense system directly sent a risk warning, which saved Boss Cheng the trouble of checking each world one by one.

This explosion was similar to the one a while ago. But the person who came in this time didn't ask any questions or say anything. He pulled out a gun as soon as he entered the room and aimed at Denise who was washing dishes in the kitchen.

However, this KB member with a gun overestimated himself and underestimated the target who was about to be slaughtered. Denise only looked up and glanced at the KB member, and the next moment a boning knife flew out and hit the KB member's forehead accurately. The entire blade was completely embedded in the man's head, and there was no need to send him to the hospital for rescue.

When Brother Biao, who was standing by, saw that the KB member's face had farted after being poked in the head, a familiar glow flashed on his face again, so Brother Biao immediately ran up and kicked the other person out of the restaurant with a kick in the heart.

Then, the hotel glass door closed automatically. The dead KB member with the boning knife stuck in his forehead was glowing with fluorescence, and when the fluorescence was at its peak, it exploded with a loud bang.

"I believe Hydra would not do such a rotten thing." Boss Cheng nodded and said firmly: "So this person is probably not coming for my restaurant."

Then, Boss Cheng, Denise, and Brother Biao all focused their attention on Tony.

After Tony's first reaction of "Why do you know Hydra?", he immediately realized that he was probably being tracked. But the Quinjet was impossible, because it took off from the helipad on the roof of the hospital, and no one approached it from the time it landed to the time it took off.

Then the only possible problem lies with the unconscious Happy.

In other words, there was a problem with the intensive care bed that was used to transport Happy onto the plane.

The fact was just as Tony guessed. A small tracking device was stuck next to the motor of Happy's bed using a small piece of bad-mouthed chewing gum.

"Don't you think that sniffing the gum just now was disgusting?"

Tony glanced at Boss Cheng, then wiped his hand that had touched the gum on his pants. Then he put his hand under his nose and smelled it, and then wiped it on his pants again.

"I'm not short of water, and there are restrooms in the hospital. Can you stop being so disgusting and rubbing it on your pants?"

Then Boss Cheng discovered that Tony was like a student, and he had to go to the bathroom with someone else. The boss leaned against the wall and watched Tony use disinfectant and a brush to clean his fingers that had touched the gum, while Tony brushed and asked:

"Your store was almost blown up, how come you're still so calm?"

"Because I have experience. Didn't you see that Denise didn't hold back when throwing her knives?"

"The explosion Happy experienced last night was very similar to the one that happened outside your store."

"I guess it's more than similar, it's probably exactly the same."

"What's next?" Tony asked after washing his hands.

"Just wait for the NYPD and FBI to arrive. I know their procedures by heart."

Then, when Boss Cheng and Tony returned to the hotel, they began the same explosion scene investigation and questioning as the previous two times.

After the questioning, without waiting for the FBI to speak, Boss Cheng took the initiative to say: "I know, it's not you. And this time the other party is obviously coming for Iron Man, it has nothing to do with me." After that, Boss Cheng also asked this acquaintance: "By the way, do you have a grudge against Iron Man?"

This senior FBI agent who belongs to Hydra really wants to tell his boss, "Yes, it's revenge for the murder of my father." But he doesn't dare to, because he is afraid that the relationship between his child and his boss will also turn into a revenge for the murder of his father.

So the agent just said "thank you" and left in a hurry.

At this time, Tony took out his mobile phone again and played an online video to Boss Cheng.

The protagonist of the video is none other than the Mandarin who appeared on Fox News three hours ago. This time he jumped out again and declared:

"Another devout disciple has successfully destroyed a cheap Chinese restaurant that sold fake Chinese food under the guise of authentic Chinese food. This cheap restaurant, located in the South District of Central Park in Manhattan, has been widely praised by New Yorkers for selling fake Chinese food. But fake is fake, and fortunately my disciple has killed the fake chef with poor cooking skills. I think the people of New York will thank me for helping them clean up the fakes."

"beep……"

The video has finished playing.

Boss Cheng pointed at his nose and sniffed Tony: "Tell me, is there a possibility that the 'fake chef with poor cooking skills' mentioned by Lao Jibaden is referring to me?"

"I think..." Tony organized his words and replied, "Cheng, I think you should remove this 'maybe'. The fake chef he mentioned must be you!"

"Did he also say that I was selling fake food under the guise of authentic Chinese food?"

Tony, who successfully added fuel to the fire, shrugged and said: If that's what he meant, then I think that's what he meant.

"He also said my food was cheap?"

"I think what he said is true..." Tony stopped talking halfway and suggested that Boss Cheng watch the video again.

And our boss Cheng...

"Beep you! You beep beep! You old slave raising a calf! I'm beeping, and if I don't pull your beep out of the beep beep for you, I'm going to take your last name!"

The "Mandarin", who had just edited and dubbed the video according to the order and uploaded it, had no idea that his emotional reading of the script in the email had completely angered a "fake chef with poor cooking skills".

The chef had just made a decision that he would pull out his rectum and colon from his stomach in front of him, then twist the two intestines into a rope and strangle him to death.

Not long after, a video titled "Ten Rings Gang, We're Waiting for You in California" suddenly appeared on the Internet. The protagonists of this video were the annoyed Boss Cheng and Iron Man.

And the content of this video...

Never mind. Just watch for yourself.

"Mr. Mandarin!" Boss Cheng pointed at the camera on his phone, "Look at the bunch of losers you lead! And you, with your untidy beard, an old coffin-like person who looks neither human nor ghost! You are the only one who wants to kill me? Don't let me watch you in California. If I watch you, I will pull out your beard and rip out your intestines!"

Tony also walked in front of the camera of his phone, pointed at it and said, "I'm telling you, Mr. Mandarin! When we get to California, we're definitely going to have a harder time than you. Remember that!"

"Iron Man, give him the address!"

Tony turned around and looked at Boss Cheng, pointed at himself and asked, "Report to me?"

"Nonsense, didn't we both say California? Besides, even if I gave him my address in Manhattan, would he still dare to come? If I carry out the KB attack in New York again, isn't he afraid that there will suddenly be an extra bag of laundry detergent at home?"

"OK, OK! Tell me." Tony pointed at the camera on his phone and said, "Remember this. If you can't remember it the first time, watch it a few more times. We are both at 10880 Malibu Harbor, waiting for you to come over and kill us!"

Boss Cheng walked forward again, took a few photos with his mobile phone camera, and cursed: "You are the one who said I am a fake chef, right? If you have the ability, come over here and see if my Chinese cooking skills are authentic!"

0221 The Wrong Way to Introduce Yourself

This is the revenge declaration of Boss Cheng and Tony. They did not find reporters to report, nor did they hold a press conference. Instead, they chose the same method as Mandarin, using a video declaration to counter Mandarin's video.

This novel form of revenge, which is more like a gangster fight, is more appealing to the American public.

Who doesn’t like an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a punch-to-the-flesh, blood-pumping Western-style tough guy revenge?

What's more, the revenge declaration video of Boss Cheng and Tony has pushed the sense of comedy and ridicule to the limit. In less than an hour after it was released, this novel declaration video received more than 1 million hits and more than 2000 million likes!

Then, Tony received a call from Natasha.

"For you." Tony handed the phone to Boss Cheng.