It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Zhou Zhezhi also laughed and told Boss Cheng: "In the second semester of my first year in junior high school (2006), the school organized us to watch The Promise! I don't know what the principal was crazy about, not only did he make us pay 10 yuan each to buy a half-price ticket, but he also asked us to write a review after watching the movie! The Promise! A review!"

"Hey! You swore!"

"That's The Promise! What's wrong with me swearing? Do you know how much harm that crappy movie can cause to a young man?"

"Okay, go ahead. Occasionally swearing is good for your physical and mental health." After that, the boss asked, "And how do you write your review?"

"I combined the complaints about "The Tenth Screening Room" with my own understanding of the film's overall imbalanced structure and chaotic rhythm, and wrote a review similar to the review."

Boss Cheng couldn't help but sigh: "You are so brave!"

"Yes, very brave!" Zhou said with a wry smile, "But the price of being brave is that during the flag-raising ceremony on Monday, the dean of studies took me to the podium and had me read my self-criticism in front of everyone."

"I guess there has to be a 'but', right!"

"Yes, there is! So what I read was not a self-criticism, but a letter of accusation. It reported that the principal and the dean's wife had an improper relationship, and that the dean had been harassing female teachers for a long time."

Boss Cheng: (?Д?＃)

"But you were just a child at the time, how could you possibly know all this?"

"Because my grandfather is the secretary of the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection."

Boss Cheng: (⊙?⊙)

As for the rest of the story, Boss Cheng did not ask further, and Zhou Zhe did not continue. After all, a few officials with shitty butts dared to bring the grandson of the local "Jinyiwei Hundred Households" to the stage to show off, and their fate can be imagined!

In those days, it was normal for schools to not understand students’ family backgrounds. After all, when filling out family relationships, children from military families could fill in either “officer” or “soldier” when filling out their parents’ occupations. Children from government agencies dared to write “section member” instead of “director” or “section chief”.

If the child is not arrogant, does not excel in academics, and does not lag behind in academics, and does not behave any differently from other children from working class families, then it is normal for a class to have 60 to 70 students, and a school to have 2,000 to 3,000 students. Such children will not receive special attention from teachers or schools.

Soon after, Zhou Zhezhi pointed at a large mosaic on the PDA and asked, "Is there any content that is not suitable for children in the video released by the Competitive World controller? Or is this person who is completely covered by the mosaic a criminal suspect?"

"No, have you ever thought of another possibility? This person covered by a large mosaic may be like our drug enforcement officers, whose identity needs to be kept strictly confidential?"

"Why are you so sure?" Zhou asked again.

"Nonsense! The one covered by the mosaic is me!"

Then, Boss Cheng in the picture completed the feat of bravely breaking into the Ishimura in a "shielded" state with full mosaic coverage and silencing.

The most annoying thing is that although Boss Cheng was a cavalryman throughout the whole process, his clone was in an unobstructed infantry state. Even the explosion of the clone was not blurred!

How were these shots taken, you ask?

Do you remember the proton-sized super-time and space live broadcast device that hasn’t appeared for a long time?

It was brought over by the Internal Affairs Investigation Department, and Boss Cheng was not informed of the entire filming process.

However, the scenes with Boss Youcheng's participation ended here, and the next editing scenes were the General Affairs Department catching the traitor in the various departments under the control, and the technical department researching the "spiral stick". But these scenes were not many, and after a flash, the scene was switched to the bridge of the wave gun battleship.

In the boundless space, several technical staff were seen fiddling with a bunch of incomprehensible equipment on a bait boat. Then the "spiral stick" on the bait boat glowed with dazzling red light. After seeing the red light, the technical staff got into the shuttle and quickly fled the bait boat.

Soon after, dozens of strange red celestial bodies, half of which were planets and the other half were tentacles, traveled through time and space and came to this empty universe within dozens of light years.

Then, before these strange celestial bodies could react, they were blasted into pieces by hundreds of wave-wave gun warships. But being blasted into pieces did not mean the end, as dozens of gravitational torpedoes exploded among the pieces. The instantly expanding gravitational field reassembled the pieces into several small celestial bodies.

Then, there was another round of wave motion cannon salvos. This was repeated two or three times until the fleet determined that the enemy no longer posed a threat, and then the fleet was teleported out of this world.

The video ends here.

"That spiral stick is the mastermind?"

[No, the spiral stick called "Divine Seal" is basically a large energy transmission tower and signal tower. ]

“Those strange celestial bodies are the masterminds?”

[The people from the Internal Affairs Investigation Department said that it is not true. The real enemy is not these things, but those who try to use them to cause damage. There is also the match-fixing case in the competitive world, which is also related to this attack. Anyway, the complexity of the matter is no longer something that a service department like our project team can figure out.]

“Oh, then how should I write my review?”

【Pursue true feelings. 】

"Row!"

Then, Boss Cheng left four big words “Fuck, so ruthless” in the review section.

When the project team members saw Boss Cheng's "review", some were angry, while others were laughing. Boss Cheng also heard a voice he had heard before coming from the other end of the communicator!

"Come on! Five words or less, and you'll have to admit defeat! 5 points per person, no cheating allowed!"

The confused boss Cheng immediately asked the programmer: "You guys are gambling on this kind of thing?"

[I was bored, so I just played around! None of the other guardians wrote their reviews. The only one who wrote more was the guardian of the 24th competitive world. In his "review", he asked if the wave-wave cannon battleship was for sale and how much it cost. He also asked if they would accept bartering for the battleship.]

After getting over the impressions, Boss Cheng asked the project team if they wanted more king crabs. After all, the boss had already discussed with Zhou Zhezhi to go to Antarctica a few more times in the next few days to "protect the ecological environment."

The project team also said that they could just have fewer people coming, but the demand for the newly established department of main control might be huge!

[Inspired by you, the main control just set up a new department a few days ago, called the catering service department. The new department is responsible for providing catering services for the contestants before and after the game. They are going to purchase a batch of cooked and frozen king crabs from you for the catering supply of the Super Masters League. You can negotiate the price with them yourself, but don't blame me for not reminding you, remember not to ask for too low a price! ]

"Okay then. I'll wait for their invitation. But speaking of which, does this mean that... now the contestants finally don't have to bring their own food to the pre-match waiting area?"

[Yes, no need to bring your own! So your operation of selling fried rice in the waiting area before the game will never be replicated again. ]

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Don’t think that the boss has only been selling fried rice in the competitive world for a short time.

In fact, it was only after he was promoted to the A-level league and felt that his cooking skills, which he had practiced for more than 10 seasons, had reached a level that “people can eat” that he dared to set up a stall selling fried rice in the waiting area before the game.

He sold fried rice for 30 PT for 18 seasons, rain or shine, and only stopped selling it in the pre-game waiting area when he decided to win the -win season.

You should know that you can't just enter the pre-match waiting area casually. According to the rules of the competitive world, you are only eligible to enter the pre-match waiting area within 12-24 hours before the start of the game when you decide or are forced to participate. Of course, if you don't actively enter the waiting area 12 hours before the start of the game, the main control will start the forced teleportation and teleport you to the waiting area.

Once the contestants enter the waiting area, they are not allowed to leave. In addition, there is not a separate waiting area for each game. Instead, it is more like a terminal, with different waiting halls divided according to the type of event. However, after entering the waiting area, many contestants always feel that they are missing something. So the contestants spontaneously exchange what they have in the waiting area, and some even set up stalls to do small business.

However, looking at the participants in all levels of leagues in the competitive world, there are people like Boss Cheng who bring a stove, a wok, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, various seasonings, tables, chairs, benches and disposable tableware, but they are rare.

That's right, before every competition, Boss Cheng would store a bunch of necessary equipment for running a food stall in the temporary battle warehouse. He would enter the waiting area about 20 hours before the start of the competition and set up the stall until two hours before the start of the competition.

Before almost every game, Boss Cheng can sell 200 to 300 servings of fried rice. He earns more from selling fried rice before the game than from the basic PT reward for completing each Super Master League game. After all, the basic reward for completing each game is only 5000 PT, but the boss can earn at least 7000 PT from selling fried rice before the game. And the highest cost will never exceed 300 PT!

Now you should understand!

How did Boss Cheng maintain good eating habits during the decades he was trapped in hell? Because when he participated in the competition, he really brought a full set of cooking equipment. In line with the principle of "live by the mountain and eat the mountain, use local materials", even after being trapped for decades, the boss did not become a savage who ate raw meat and drank blood.

This is why he brought not only stoves, cooking utensils, and kitchen utensils, but also a large amount of food, vegetables, and poultry meat when he and his tough guys teamed up to break into hell again. After all, the memory of "living off the land and using local materials" last time was too deep and unforgettable.

But even though he was extremely well prepared, the boss still maintained the good habit of "preparing for a rainy day". While killing demons, he collected "spare meat" that he thought tasted good, fearing that a large group of people would suddenly encounter an accident, resulting in the exhaustion of food and meat and being unable to survive.

Of course, this kind of thing only needs to be known by him. Even if he is caught collecting the "spare meat", he would rather die than admit it!

?????????

Let's talk about the profit of the catering service department! If 7000 Pt can be sold before a Masters match, there are at least 8 Masters matches in each cycle. And there are 40 game cycles in each season. Even if the catering service department still calculates according to the sales of Boss Cheng, in a season, the pre-match sales of the Masters can earn at least 220 million Pt.

This is just the sales contributed by the top 500 participants who are eligible to participate in the Masters.

If we focus on the A-level league with 5000 participants, will sales also increase by 12 times or more? (The Top500 is also allowed to participate in the A-level league.)

What about the B-level competition? You have to know that all the players ranked from 5001st to 50000th are in this level! Even if a plate of fried rice only sells for 12 pts (B-level contestants are generally poor), selling 8000 million pts in a season is not too much!

What about the rookie (C) level? Those who have just left the novice village and cannot enter the 50000 overall list are all hanging around in this level! Although the total number of contestants in this level fluctuates greatly, it can still be maintained at more than 30. Sometimes it even exceeds the 35 mark.

Even though the fried rice they serve is only 8Pt...

Adding it all together, that’s an annual turnover of over 100 million!

Of course, since it is a service department, it cannot just be about money, and the work must be based on service. It is best not to let the young men department arrest the person in charge, otherwise if they catch a dean who is in charge of administrative and logistical work and has just committed suicide...

In the end, you still have to focus on money.

[But the Ministry of Able-bodied Men has recently arrested many doctors who had excellent medical skills but committed suicide. Many of them were deans, and some even held the title of professor or doctoral supervisor.]

"No, have their strong men already extended their claws to the cornerstone world I am guarding?"

[Reuse recyclable resources, otherwise dying in vain would be a huge waste of resources. In addition, except for the helium flash crisis, there are really no major storms in the cornerstone world No. 27. Otherwise, the guys in the event organizing department would have already copied the game map 1:1 based on the weird things you did there. ]

"But they ripped off the Chitauri invasion of New York and bought my loot!"

[Don't tell me! The responses from the participants who participated in the test of that map were very good! Although it was just a map for a low-level league, the participants said that the background story was simple and easy to understand, the hidden easter eggs designed by the event organizer were also satisfactory, and the various blueprints and vehicles dropped on the map were also very practical. ]

"So, their exchange of the Chunlan-class for the Chitauri spacecraft with me is actually a fair and cost-effective deal?"

[Yes! They are all very satisfied, and even asked when SHIELD would do something again. Just because you have gained a nearly immortal physique over there, they hope you can watch over there more often. The event organizers think that there are still many stories to be explored in that messy world, and if they produce a few more maps, it will be no problem to make it into a series of competitions! ]

"I……"

[Are you trying to say that you think it might not be a good thing that the competitive world is targeting that world? ]

"Correct."

[You can use reverse thinking to think that maybe that world never encounters good things, so it is targeted by the event organizers? ]

Boss Cheng: (?｀ω′?)

Boss Cheng sighed and silently prayed for Rogers and his world. Then he suggested that the project team change the topic.

[Change it. I just happened to have something important to inform you about at work. ]

"Business?"

[Very important business!] The programmer immediately asked Boss Cheng: [Did I tell you that the 28th cornerstone world has been confirmed?]

"No." The boss told the project team: "You only mentioned the 28th Cornerstone World Project Team that was being formed, and mentioned dividing their big crabs. But you didn't tell me the specific information of that Cornerstone World. Besides, isn't the information of the Cornerstone World confidential? How come you suddenly told me nonsense?"

[Because you have not only been to that cornerstone world, but you have also helped them to deal with natural disaster-level monsters. And there are also beaches and big crabs that everyone in your hotel loves! Didn’t you also pick up a sage there? ]

"Why do I feel that... the place you're talking about is so similar to a world full of big-headed dead brats (LaLa Fei) who spread rumors?"

【…】

"Yes, it's called Eorzea!"

[Yes, it is Eorzea. 】

But Boss Cheng asked quickly: "You are not planning to use me for two project teams, are you? Even the donkeys in the production team are not so busy at two ends!"

[It's not you. The guardian of Cornerstone World No. 28 has already been chosen. But the higher-ups ordered us to work with Project Team No. 28 to promote cooperation between Cornerstone Worlds. After all, we accidentally discovered that Cornerstone World when we were helping you to attract guests. We were able to confirm that it was also a Cornerstone World, and you, the boss, also contributed a lot.]

"But what? There has to be a 'but', right!"

[Yes!] The programmer readily admitted: [But that world is a bit... complicated.]

"How complicated is it?"

[It’s so complicated! Remember the woman who told you to “listen, feel, and think”? She kicked the world into 14 independent but interconnected and mutually influential planes. ]

"So the tiger woman is so wolfish? Kick around in her own world? Then what?"

[And that world seems...]

"It seems like the end is near?"

[That’s why the higher-ups forced us to help the 28th Cornerstone World.]

"But I'm just a cook!"

The project team replied: [You have a small fleet of wave-powered artillery. ]

“But I’m the only one who buys cheap lunch boxes!”

The project team replied: [You are the least expert and the most talkative person in the top 10! ]

"But...wait, who are you calling uncool?"

This time the project team did not answer, but emphasized: [You are infected with the desperate virus, you are strong and powerful! It is difficult for you to die! ]

"You really treat me like a donkey in the production team!"

The project team emphasized again: [This is also the hidden reason why I sold you three mining ships for 90 billion, with 20 minor maintenances and 9 major upgrades. If you disagree, the contract will continue to be executed and the ships will continue to stay in your hands. But I am afraid that the higher-ups will force the technical department not to properly maintain your mining ships. You should understand that whether it is a sea ship or a spaceship, it is % built and % maintained.]

"I..." Boss Cheng immediately changed his words and said righteously, "It is our duty to punish evildoers and eliminate evil. Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

However, before the programmer could reply, Boss Cheng heard the guy who had won the money in the bet not long ago speaking again!

"Come on, come on! You have to accept defeat! I told you that cooperation is linked to the mining ship, and the Spartans will never surrender! 50 Pt per person, pay up quickly!"

Boss Cheng: "You guys are fucking bastards!"

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