It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"What place? This guy fell down and his Armani clothes are all ruined."

"Stand back a little, in case there's danger ahead!"

"Hey, stop messing around!"

"Fuck! Again? Something got into me again!"

……

Time goes back 30 minutes. East London, on the southeastern outskirts of the industrial area.

A few little kids, who didn't know whether they lived in the unfinished factory or came here to play, were leading Boss Cheng and his group to explore the factory.

In Jane's hand was a detector that looked like a GameBoy. It made a "beep beep" sound and a "da da da" vibration. Boss Cheng thought Jane was a retro game enthusiast.

A few children led four people to a magical staircase. The reason why this staircase is called "magical" is because there is a special point in time and space here.

The so-called "space-time singularity" refers to a chaotic space where there is no continuity in the same dimension. Of course, it can also be said that there is an unconventional space that cannot be perceived and understood by humans.

A child standing in the middle of the stairs throws an empty can to the bottom of the stairwell, but the can does not land on the ground after falling down. Instead, it immediately appears at the top of the stairwell and continues to fall down.

Daisy picked up a glass bottle and threw it down the stairwell. But this time the bottle did not appear from above, but suddenly "smashed" on the boss's head. This time there was absolutely no sign, and the boss, who had opened the 20% ability limit, could not react at all.

Fortunately, the force of this blow was not very strong. After the bottle hit the boss's head with a "bang", it did not cause any harm to the boss except for covering his head with dust.

After hitting the boss's head, the bottle bounced back into the stairwell. But this time, the bottle did not fall back and forth, nor did it fly diagonally to anyone. Instead, it disappeared completely.

"This situation is very common." A child explained to the boss: "If you lose something eight or ten times, you will always encounter one or two times when something disappears."

But this time, the disappearance of the glass bottle aroused a strong reaction from the "GameBoy" in Jian's hand. Even Boss Cheng sensed some strange spatial fluctuations, and this fluctuation seemed to be eager to be discovered by Boss Cheng or others.

"Hey!" Boss Cheng shouted at Jian who was following the instructions of "GameBoy": "Be more reserved and stop being so irresistible to temptation!"

Although Boss Cheng advised Jane, he actually wanted to know what he wanted to discover. Driven by curiosity, Boss Cheng immediately unlocked all the ability restrictions.

"I hope nothing goes wrong this time! At least I can keep my Armani suit."

Yes, after all, this Armani suit was specially bought by the boss for attending the event. It took less than 8000 hours to wear the suit worth more than 5 dollars!

And just when Boss Cheng had just unlocked the restrictions on his abilities, so fast that even the Berserker Armor had no time to react, a gravitational force so strong that even Boss Cheng, who had the ability to control space, could not resist it, directly grabbed Boss Cheng's body, magically passed through three intact brick walls, and finally hit Jian, bringing the two of them into another mysterious and ancient space.

"Pfft!"

"Ah, help!"

"Fuck!"

Jane, who fell from a high altitude to the ground, was still wondering, she clearly fell down, but why didn't she feel any pain?

"That's because I'm under your butt!"

Jane looked down and found that Boss Cheng was sitting on her buttocks in the form of a human shock-absorbing pad. Jane immediately jumped up from Boss Cheng's body while expressing her gratitude and apology.

"Are you... okay?"

Boss Cheng, who was half lying on the ground, wailed and began to count: "Oh~ my elbow, oh~ my groin, oh~ my lumbar disc, oh~ it doesn't hurt at all!"

"Brother, it's already this time, don't use the process of elimination..."

"Oh." Boss Cheng got up quickly, shaking off the dust on his clothes and pants, and said with disdain: "What place is this? This guy fell down and even my Armani is ruined."

Jane took a look at Boss Cheng and found that his suit was indeed... quite noble. After making sure that Boss Cheng was fine, Jane took out her "GameBoy" again and continued to move forward in the direction of the wave source indicated on it.

Boss Cheng didn't know whether this woman, Jane, was simply too daring or too aggressive. He told Jane not to go in alone, but Jane held up her small instrument and ignored Boss Cheng's advice. In the end, Boss Cheng had no choice but to take out a flashlight with one hand, grab Jane with the other, pull the belt behind him, and remind her:

"Stand back a little. If there's any danger ahead, can you handle it?"

After saying that, Boss Cheng not only took the lead, but also patted his chest, ready to summon the Berserker Armor. But for some reason, the Berserker Armor, which had always been proactive and almost attentive in the past, did not respond this time. Boss Cheng could even feel...

"Fuck, no way! Evil spirits also take naps? No, is this hypnotized?"

Boss Cheng looked up and looked around at the shabby and messy environment, muttering to himself: "This place is a bit weird! Dr. Foster, I think we should find a way out... Hey, don't poke around!"

This tiger woman dared to pass Boss Cheng when he didn't keep an eye on her and ran to a stone pillar with a crack about ten steps away.

Curiosity is everyone's nature, and this is indeed not difficult to understand. But Boss Cheng only knew that male primates had the bad habit of sticking strips or sticks into cracks. But he never knew that women also had this habit!

Jane Foster first glanced at the crack in the stone pillar, and then prepared to insert her fingers deep into the crack. Boss Cheng immediately jumped to Jane's side, grabbed her arm and pushed it down hard.

But unexpectedly, just as Boss Cheng pushed Jian's arm down, his entire arm was suddenly sucked into the crack of the stone. However, the boss's palm was too thick, and his hand was just halfway pulled in when the whole palm was stuck in the crack of the stone.

In fact, whether it is fully inserted or only half inserted, it makes no difference to the stone gap. The expansion feeling brought by the thickness and strength of Boss Cheng's (hand) is enough to meet the needs of the stone gap.

"Fuck! Again? Something got into me again!"

That's right, Boss Cheng felt something was drilling into his body through his fingertips. Boss Cheng, who noticed something was wrong, also tried his best to pull his hand out of the crack in the stone. However, his 97 points of strength seemed so weak in the small crack in the stone.

"I'm going to fuck you!"

Boss Cheng raised his big foot and stepped on the big stone, and tried to pull his left hand out of the crack of the stone again. When the boss found that one foot was not strong enough, he decisively stepped on the stone with the other foot.

At this point, the boss was willing to sacrifice his left hand and was determined to pull his own hand out.

However, just when Boss Cheng was about to tear off his left hand, the strong gravitational force holding Boss Cheng's left hand suddenly disappeared. Boss Cheng, who was unprepared, turned himself into a human cannonball and shot out with a "bang" at the full power of 96 points.

As luck would have it, there was a bottomless pit at the end of where Boss Cheng flew out. After crashing into more than a dozen stone pillars in this ancient underground cave, Boss Cheng fell into the deep pit while shouting "Fuck you" in a long and echoing tone.

Jian picked up the flashlight that the boss had dropped on the ground and ran in the direction where the boss disappeared. He ran for more than 200 meters until Jian came to the edge of the deep pit and shone the flashlight beam to the bottom of the pit, which was three or four hundred meters deep. But Jian did not find the figure of Boss Cheng at the bottom of the deep pit.

"Could it be..."

"What?"

Jane was startled by the sudden sound. She turned the flashlight and found that the boss was standing not far away, wearing a strange and rugged armor.

"you……"

"I climbed up a long time ago."

"Are you okay then?"

"Something's going on." Boss Cheng nodded seriously.

"Huh? But you..."

"My Armani suit worth more than $8000 is completely ruined..."

"Then what are you wearing now..."

"I'm not wearing armor, are you going to see my naked butt? I don't have an American butt like Steve Rogers!"

"Thank you. Just stay the way you are now." Then Jane asked the boss, "You just said that something got into your body?"

"Yes." The boss nodded and replied, "Something did get in, but..."

"But what?" Jane asked, "Feeling uncomfortable again?"

The boss shook his head and said, "No, not really. Or rather, I didn't feel uncomfortable at all. On the contrary, I felt refreshed. It was like taking a cold shower on a 32-degree hot day, sitting naked in front of an electric fan, and then drinking a glass of iced cola. It was so refreshing!"

Well, based on Boss Cheng’s description and Jane’s own similar experience, Jane really feels that Boss Cheng is very refreshed now.

"But now..." Jane looked around, "How are we going to get out?"

"It should be able to get out automatically." Boss Cheng thought, "Since we were summoned in by something, and now this thing has drilled into my body. I guess this thing doesn't want to be trapped here and die after drilling into my body."

As soon as Boss Cheng finished speaking, the two trapped people suddenly felt their vision blurry. When they regained their vision, they were already back in a spacious hall somewhere in the unfinished factory.

"Think of heaven and earth, think of earth and your confidant, persuade heaven and earth, persuade earth and yourself..."

Boss Cheng took out his Nubia Z50 Ultra and found the screen was broken, but he still used it.

"Ohh fxxk! You finally answered the phone."

"What? More than 6 hours!"

……

The boss's old customer

0258 Wish Come True

Asgard, the Rainbow Bridge Guardian Hall.

Heimdall, the guardian of the Rainbow Bridge (not the Internet cafe), is chatting with Thor about the nine realms that will soon be connected in a straight line.

"Yes, I remember," Thor replied to Heimdall. "You said that the nine kingdoms would be connected in a straight line. It's coming soon, isn't it?"

Heimdall told Thor: "The last time this kind of cosmic wonder appeared, it was my grandfather who was guarding this place. Many people will never see this kind of wonder in their lifetime. Although it may also bring danger, it is really beautiful."

“But I can’t see anything.”

"Maybe it's because... that's not the beautiful scenery you hoped to see."

Thor knew what Heimdall was getting at, so he simply asked, "How is she doing?"

"She is a very clever and very brave (Tiger) woman. She doesn't know it, but she is studying the wonders of the celestial bodies converging into lines. Even..."

"Even what?" Thor asked.

"Fuck, your girlfriend is missing! She disappeared with your axe-playing friend!"

Hearing this, Thor's face turned green.

Let us shift our focus from Asgard back to the unfinished factory in London.

"Think of heaven and earth, think of earth and your confidant, persuade heaven and earth, persuade earth and yourself..."

"Hey, Natasha! What do you want from me?"

Natasha complained on the other end of the line: "Ohh fxxk! You finally picked up the phone."

"Why do you need to use 'finally'? I just ran into some trouble and was delayed for about ten minutes."

"More than ten minutes? Please!" Natasha continued to complain: "It's been more than six hours since you left the vault and I called you!"

"What? More than 6 hours!"

Boss Cheng looked at his broken phone and found that he couldn't see the time at all. So he asked Jian who was standing next to him, and Jian told him that it was just 11:40.

"11:40? Go to hell! It's almost 5pm now!" Then Natasha asked, "Where are you now?"

"Well, I'm not sure."

"Still in the factory?" Natasha asked again.

The boss replied in an uncertain tone: "It should still be there."

"Go find a window and look out."

Boss Cheng did as he was told and successfully saw dozens of police cars outside the window, as well as the CTSFO (Counter Terrorist Specialist Firearms Officer) special police team that had just been deployed last year due to the London Olympics. There were as many as three assault vehicles!

"Oh my goodness, is this such a big scene?"

Natasha helplessly explained for her boss, "Yes, because someone called the police and reported that a superhero who slaughtered aliens in New York and another doctor of astrophysics were abducted by aliens in the factory."

“And the London police believed it?”

As a result, Natasha laughed twice, and then told her boss: "No, they don't believe in alien abductions. They think that the Spartan butcher who slaughtered the Chitauri kidnapped an astrophysics doctor named Jane Foster."

Boss Cheng was also amused by Natasha's statement, and then asked: "Do Elizabeth and Mr. Ka think that the underground vault of the Bank of England is impregnable?"

Natasha suggested: "Why don't we go to 10 Downing Street and ask now?"

"Then walk?"

Then the boss took Jane away from the factory's dilapidated building.

The AFO (Authorized Firearms Officer) and CTSFO (CTSFO) outside immediately aimed all their guns at Boss Cheng after seeing him dressed in armor.

Boss Cheng also hid behind Jane, dodging left and right, and then shouted: "Jane Foster is in my hands. I advise you to lay down your weapons. It is useless to resist stubbornly. Don't do stupid things that will alienate yourself from the people! Repent as soon as possible and strive for leniency from the law and the people!"

At this moment, AFO and CTSFO were both stunned! For a moment, they even began to wonder if the Soviets had reached London and surrounded them. Otherwise, how could they hear such a crazy shout!

But at this moment, no matter whether Boss Cheng was crazy or not, Natasha was almost driven crazy by Boss Cheng!

This blunder, which could have been explained with just a few words, was brought into a chasm of "silliness" by Boss Cheng's passionate "negotiation". No matter what the boss said, there was no way to solve this problem...

But things are unpredictable!