then……
"Of course not me! I'm not an idiot. How could I possibly send someone to assassinate that guy? I can assure you, Pierce. We have worked so hard to keep his hostility towards us to a minimum. How could I possibly destroy this hard-earned result?"
"A bunch of bastards, placentas raised by idiots!" Pierce, who was far away on the other side of the ocean, cursed angrily, "Damn radicals! These idiots are forcing the chef to go to war with us! Are they trying to take all of us to hell?"
"The leader's suggestion is..."
"The leader's advice is that if a person has a tumor, it is best to cut it off before it spreads." But after saying this, Pierce retorted: "But I think we don't have a tumor inside us, but a lot of idiots who can't see the signs and are arrogant. And more fools who know nothing except blindly following.
Arrogant idiots naturally need to be eliminated. But blind followers are just stupid, their loyalty to the organization is beyond doubt. Therefore, we must let these blind followers recognize the reality and unite them closely around us, rather than sacrificing them in vain.
Our cause has indeed encountered unprecedented difficulties in the short term, which has forced us to postpone our plan to create an ideal country indefinitely. But our ideals should not be shattered. Instead, we should be more patient and accumulate the power to soar into the sky in the future! "
The European official asked: "Do we need to push them to the limit?"
"Yes. But before they do anything desperate, we must first sever our ties with them, and then be patient under all-round surveillance."
"How do you clear yourself from it?" the European official asked again.
"Haha, aren't they already doing it for us?"
Don't think that any big shot at the top of a political group can always stay awake. Indeed, most of them are the best of the best. But in fact, even within a political system that pursues elite strategies, there are many unqualified individuals who are blind, deaf, or even have an IQ below the national average.
The reason why they can reach a level that is completely beyond their abilities is only because they are born well and marry well.
Or the work that makes people unable to stop, feel ecstatic, and full of desire must be done well.
Hydra is no exception.
As early as after the Battle of New York last year, when Hydra figured out that the superhero who drove the battleship to kill the aliens opened a Chinese buffet restaurant in Central Park, signs of a split appeared within Hydra.
Almost everyone realizes that it is not just SHIELD that can threaten Hydra. The chef who runs the restaurant is even more threatening to Hydra than SHIELD! After all, in a sense, Hydra and SHIELD are actually one family, and Hydra knows SHIELD inside and out.
But the boss is different. This guy seems to have suddenly jumped out of the cracks of the stone. Not only is his background mysterious, but the most important thing is that you have no idea how many cards he has in his hand.
Note that it is “how much” rather than “what”!
For example, in this alien invasion of London, the number of warships they dared to show increased from 3 to 7!
And the observation results of the British intelligence agencies showed that the opponent's "Fxck Kill 40000" battleship was at least 510 meters long, and the length of the other 6 battleships was also over 250 meters!
500-meter battleship!
There are three gun muzzles on the bow that are as thick as a battleship's!
You said that these three cannons fired together could take away all of Europe, and Hydra wouldn't have any doubts!
With their strength that is hundreds or even a thousand years ahead of their time, it is not impossible for them to fight against the whole world with only 7 warships!
As a result, two distinct factions emerged within Hydra.
One of the factions is the moderates led by Pierce, who generally call themselves the representatives of rationality, and are also called "the surrenderists who are almost scared to death by a cook" by another group of people. Pierce's faction believes that if trouble is caused in this era, it will only be more tragic than the end of World War II.
They firmly believed that as long as Boss Cheng was not dead or had not left this world, their plan to transform the world and reshape the world order would never succeed. If they dared to do it, Boss Cheng would never mind spending a few hours to send them to hell.
However, since there are moderates, there must be hardliners standing on the opposite side of the moderates. And these "idiots" in Pierce's mouth are not only tough in their behavior, but also whimsically think that "it's just a cook, there is no need to worry about it at all."
They always firmly believed that "the cook" would be eliminated. Although they had assassinated him five times in a row, and Boss Cheng never knew when those two times were, and although none of the five assassinations could really threaten the boss, the setbacks not only failed to dispel their confidence, but made them more courageous.
You must be mentally ill!
That's right! In Pierce's eyes, they are a group of idiots and psychopaths! And they are already irreversible and incurable.
The existence of this bunch of idiots has pushed the Hydra organization, which has lasted for thousands of years, into a desperate situation. And this group of diehards are also considering clearing out the cancer within the organization and also intending to kill someone with a borrowed knife.
To this end, while they were doing a "separation operation" with the surrenderists headed by Pierce, they were also collecting and sorting out the personal information of the core members of the surrenderists. Once the information was sorted out, it would be packaged as a gift and presented to the desks of politicians from various countries.
That's why Pierce said, "Aren't they already doing it for us?"
"A bunch of idiots. They thought it was a clever move to restart Project Insight behind my back. But they didn't know that the day Project Insight's results are launched will be the day these idiots ascend to heaven!"
At the same time, in Manhattan, more than ten kilometers away from the Hydra secret command center in New York where Pierce was, Boss Cheng was seeking advice from Denise and Brother Biao in the underground base.
"Tell me, do I look more handsome in this hedgehog-like wig or this ramen-like wig?"
"Wow, you are wearing a wig!" Denise touched her big wavy hair and exclaimed, "This hair and scalp look just like the real thing!"
"That's right, it's made of real gems, so how can the quality be bad!" Boss Cheng laughed and said, "When he first made hair for me, I also thought it was real. But when I found that my head felt stuffy after wearing it for a long time, I realized that it was just a wig."
"But this way... I can change my hairstyle every day, right?"
The boss nodded and admitted, "That's right."
"Can you give me one too, boss? I just want one like Chen Haonan."
Denise and the boss didn't say anything, they just stared at Brother Biao quietly, until they felt creepy from being stared at, then they looked away.
At this time, Xiao Xiangcheng, wearing a cute little panda doll jacket, came running and told the boss and aunt: "The Nagato family said they don't plan to join us in the fun."
After a while, Qian Hu and Yu Li, who were dressed in fancy clothes, also arrived at the underground base. The idle man Rogers and his master followed them to the base.
Boss Cheng adjusted his flowing ramen hair in front of the mirror. After he felt that his appearance was enough to charm thousands of young women, he announced to everyone, "It seems that no one will come anymore. In this case, let's not delay any longer and set off immediately!"
However, just as everyone was getting ready to leave, the system suddenly prompted "Someone is knocking on the door outside the store."
"Sorry, I encountered something on the way and am a little late."
The people who came were none other than the "Three Ninjas of Konoha" who were currently at the peak of their powers in the Ninja World! The reason why the three ninjas appeared here was because...
Because Tsunade received an invitation from her boss, who only asked her in a secret letter whether she wanted to meet her little brother. Then Tsunade appeared here, and the two people beside him were just freeloaders!
Correct!
You guessed it right!
Boss Cheng and his team are about to go to the competitive world as "specially invited tourists"!
The boss was invited to the main control to select the spacecraft in the form of a "field inspection". As for the others, they went on vacation with a travel package!
Vacation items include but are not limited to...
Forget it, let’s talk about it in the next chapter!
0272 Just the right thickness
"It turns out that the main entrance to the competitive world is a spaceport!"
As soon as the boss said this, everyone looked over with confusion.
"Why are you looking at me? I was captured by the Forced Men Division. Is it strange that I haven't seen the main gate in more than 30 seasons?"
In fact, it is not surprising at all. The guys captured by the Strong Men Department have basically never seen the welcoming gate of the competitive world. Even the top 3 red mage Raizo only found out today that the entrance to the "amusement park" where he has been for sixty or seventy years has become so magnificent but flashy.
"Fuck!"
Boss Cheng screamed and immediately covered himself with Berserker Armor. And because the armor was put on too quickly, it also scraped off his ramen wig.
Rogers shook his shoulders, trying to shake off the claws of Boss Cheng on his shoulders. But the boss hiding behind Rogers told Roger to stop making trouble, because if they were discovered, everyone would be struck by lightning along with him.
According to the requirements of his superiors, Lei Zang, who was standing in front of the reception gate holding a sign that read "Catering Service Department Recruiting Chefs", also noticed the unusual movements on the part of Boss Cheng.
And as the next second arrived, Lei Zang suddenly appeared beside Boss Cheng. And when both of them realized "it was you", they both howled at the same time.
"Don't do it!"
"Don't say anything!"
Lei Zang was afraid of irritating his boss, so he immediately dropped the writing board in his hand and put his hands in his trouser pockets, looking like "I promise not to do anything."
The boss was afraid of irritating Lei Zang, so he immediately took off his helmet, covered his mouth tightly with both hands, and turned the helmet into a chain to tie his hands and head together.
The two of them remained in this awkward but necessary position for almost two minutes. Afterwards, Lei Zang swore that he would never take his hands out of his trouser pockets unless the boss sang. The boss, who had been covering his mouth tightly, nodded repeatedly, as if to guarantee that he would never speak unless Lei Zang took action.
So the two of them tacitly reached a temporary agreement. Raizo continued to put his hands in his pockets, and the boss took his hands away from his mouth, but he didn't talk if he could.
At this point, both of them had already realized that they had been tricked. Looking at the entire competitive world, who doesn't know that the Spartan and the Red Mage love and hate each other, and are both enemies, friends, and enemies.
However, Lei Zang, who had nothing to do, was assigned by the deputy director of the General Affairs Department to recruit a chef at the main gate. Boss Cheng also received a notice from the technical department that the main control would send an acquaintance to pick them up at the main gate.
This guy... the boss is very familiar with me - not only familiar from a relationship perspective, but also familiar from a cooking perspective.
You can even say that the relationship between the two people is not only too familiar, but has become too familiar!
So, in the 27th Cornerstone World Project Team...
"Come on, come on, 50 pts each!"
However, this time, the former victorious general did not ask his colleagues for money, but instead searched his own pockets. He finally lost the bet on Boss Cheng. So this time, he went from asking for money to paying for it. And the one who used to pay for it became the one who asked for money.
The sentence "50Pt per person" was exactly what the team members muttered when they saw the return money for the first time and stretched out their "greedy dirty hands" to him.
"No! How come they didn't fight? This isn't normal!" General Changsheng admitted defeat and said in confusion, "In the past, when they met, they had to fight first, and only after Boss Yicheng was defeated could they talk about things calmly!"
However, the two people who had already "retired to the mountains" met for the first time after retiring. Although they were still far from forgetting their grudges with a smile, they finally turned their hostility into friendship.
However, the scene of two retired former star players suddenly appearing at the entrance of the Competitive World was discovered and recorded by attentive tourists, and was also posted to the gossip section of the Competitive World online message area.
Then everyone sighed at the Spartan who looked like shit. Who would have thought that the Spartan who retired less than 3 seasons ago would become a bald man and need to rely on a wig to maintain his...
Forget it. With that unattractive ramen-hair style, he might as well just be bald.
But no matter how ugly the appearance of a former star contestant is, he is still a star contestant, not to mention that standing next to the boss is another red wizard, Raizang, who has fascinated thousands of middle-aged and elderly women.
Of course, "charming thousands of middle-aged and elderly women" is just the words of Mr. Cheng. But this statement is not slander, because Raizo's fans are mainly female groups, and it can even be said that women from 8 years old to 80 years old are fans of Raizo.
However, the female fans of Spartan are mostly young women who are hungry, wild, and eager to be attacked and hit hard. According to Aston Altran, who has never been in the top 10, the female fans who like Raizo are all pursuing spiritual pleasure. Those who desire the boss hope to be hit and tortured physically.
To put it bluntly, female fans who like Raizo love masturbation. Female fans who like Laoban love masturbation...
These are really Aston Altran’s original words!
In addition, this statement was not made up by Aston, but was supported by the official survey data of the competitive world. In the survey of "Who do you most want to be your soul mate", Raizo topped the list with a 30% lead over the second place. And Boss Cheng's ranking dropped directly to 100+, out of the top 200.
But in the questionnaire of "Who do you want to have a passionate physical encounter with the most?", the Spartans were far ahead with 41% of the votes, ahead of the second place. And this result was only for the questionnaire for women.
In the questionnaire for male groups, although Cheng Boss was not the first, he even received 6% more votes than the second place in the group of "male vote winners"! It can be said that Cheng Boss is not only popular among unsatisfied female fans, but also unanimously recognized by the majority of gay people!
In addition, the second place is Benjamin Carmine, the one whose clone was blown to death.
Boss Cheng and Lei Zang were instantly surrounded by thousands of people. After seeing this scene, the main control staff ignored Boss Cheng and Lei Zang and sent people to lead the boss's relatives and friends into the competitive world.
"Don't worry about them." The members of Project Team 27 told Denise and the others, "There are only a few thousand people. It's common for super popular contestants like them to be surrounded by tens of thousands of people. If they can't even handle a small scene like this, then Mashiro will be in the Top 10."
While listening to the "tour guide" explaining to them the relevant contents of the "Competition Theme Park" in the competitive world, these people appreciated the magnificent yet down-to-earth environment around them.
Rogers even saw a man peeing next to a big tree in the green belt, and then a guy dressed like a security guard kicked the man in the butt. This kick directly brought the man's penis into close contact with the tree.
When Rogers and his team had just walked a short distance, an ambulance floating in the air arrived at the scene of the tree crash and carried the person into the ambulance. However, the security guard who kicked the person seemed to be fine and continued to guide the stranded tourists and help them find the way.
"I thought this was supposed to be a classy place, but now I see that it's not only unclassy, but even..."
The team members asked the team leader with a smile: "Do you think this place is down-to-earth to the point of being rustic and even rough, right?"
Rogers nodded.
"That's normal!" The other party replied, "There are all kinds of people in the competitive world. If you want to maintain a high-end image here, it will not only make you uncomfortable, but also make customers feel that they are a far cry from you, which will easily affect your business."
"Will all customers enter here through the main entrance and swipe their tickets like we did?" Denisa asked, "Is it the same for big customers or VIP customers?"
"Not really." A member of Group 27 pointed to the aircraft in the sky. "High-end and VIP customers usually make reservations, and we will send them to the designated area according to the reservation. Therefore, these wealthy and noble guests will not intersect with tourists and individual travelers."
"I...what about us? What kind of guests are we?"
"You are special guests who have special tickets issued by the main control. This kind of ticket is not only rare, but basically only appears in the internal department of the main control. Only guests with very strong connections can get it!"
"That is to say, we are all Boss Cheng's relatives?" the captain asked again.
"Of course! Not only is he a relative, but he also enjoys a relationship discount!"
After that, the members of Group 27 gave each of Denise and the others something similar to an electronic bracelet.
"With this wristband, you can spend money in the theme park! Each wristband has 1 Pt pre-stored. And because you are all friends of the boss and hold special tickets, you can enjoy a 9% discount on all consumption in the park!
In addition, although your consumption enjoys a discount, once you win a prize, you can get the full reward. However, if you are unlucky and accidentally make the balance in the bracelet insufficient, our project team recommends that you go to the boss! He has made several windfalls recently, and hundreds of thousands of Pt are just a drop in the bucket for the boss! "
At this time, Denise, who had heard her boss tell some interesting stories about the project team, asked the other party coldly: "You are the 'Spartan roundworm' in the project team, right?"
“Is this what these guys say about me?”
"Did you lose this time?" Denise asked again.
"Eh?"
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