It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Zhou Zhezhi was only halfway through his words when he froze in place. He had already realized that such a detailed plan could not be guessed so accurately.

This is indeed the case. Boss Cheng did not guess. He just repeated to Zhou Zhezhi the optimal solution that Sweet Cheese told him.

As for where the term sweet cheese came from, is it even worth wondering?

But you have to admit that the plan given by 550A is indeed a hundred times more reliable than the previous "Moving Mountains Plan". At least this plan is no longer as life-threatening as before, and from the perspective of appearance alone, it is easier to accept than the original "Moving Mountains Plan".

And in comparison, the "Digital Life Plan" and "Spaceship Escape Plan" seem particularly unreliable!

Soon, it was mid-July. The preparatory committee of the United Earth Government had already started to operate. No country or force dared to go against the trend and hinder the establishment of the UEG!

After all, the countries that took the lead in establishing this government representing all mankind are the top 15 countries in the world in terms of military strength. Although the 10th to 4th in the "top 15" are only "extra" in front of the top 3, with these 12 countries taking the lead, it at least proves the determination and confidence of mankind to fight the crisis with unity.

"All international organizations of the alliance nature have been disbanded! Those who want to continue to stick together will establish a new federal country before the Earth United Government is announced. In the next two months, there will be scenes of people's heads being smashed into dog heads all over the world, so the UEG is ready to ask you for a small favor."

After that, Zhou Zhezhi handed his boss a list and continued, "The countries on this list all have nuclear weapons and do not intend to hand them over to UEG for destruction."

Boss Cheng looked at the "old countries" on the list and couldn't help but ask curiously: "Are the other nuclear-armed countries planning to hand them over for free?"

"In order to set an example, we, Da Mao and Amei will all set an example by handing over all our nuclear weapons and promise not to keep any for ourselves!"

"You really don't want to keep it for yourself?" the boss pressed.

Zhou Zhezhi smiled bitterly and said, "Because everyone knows that nuclear weapons are no longer useful. Whether in the face of the solar crisis or in front of you."

"The old Jin family has also handed it in?"

"Hand it over! And they're the ones who hand it over the most happily!"

"So what are his conditions?"

"The condition is that the whole country moves to the end world. Give them a city and a piece of land about the size of Heilongjiang. Let them live peacefully in that world."

"So lucid and resolute?"

"If we exclude his request for us to help move the ancestral graves of his entire family, he was indeed very clear-headed and decisive."

"But I think there's nothing wrong with their request." Then the boss asked, "Hard Gay Lan and French Lan Xi are not on the list, are you willing to hand them over?"

Zhou Zhezhi grinned and replied to his boss: "Hand it over! France is in order to set an example and behave like a great power. Hard gay Lan just cleared out the Jun Side and decided to hand over the nuclear weapons in exchange for a chance to join the European family."

"and then?"

"Then the European Federation agreed, but suggested that the people on the island move to Australia together with the Dutch and civilians from other low-lying countries, because in this way, they don't have to worry about the major cities being swallowed by the sea after the sea level rises."

"What happens next?"

"Then, Gaylan thought it made sense. But the condition was that a connection point could also be built on the Australian mainland."

"Does Australia agree to allow people to immigrate to its territory?"

"Do you think Australia has the right to refuse? In a democratically elected political system, if these people dare to refuse, then they can replace them with those who dare not refuse. They know this themselves, so they agreed quite readily. The land over there is vast and sparsely populated, comparable to Mongolia, and they are eager to have more immigrants! What's more, didn't Hard Gayland ask for a connection point for that continent?"

"So that's why you're telling me this, so I can add another connection point?"

Zhou Zhe just shook his head and told his boss: "Not all of them."

The boss shook the list in his hand and asked, "Is it because of this?"

"Yes, and because of the countries on this list. UEG hopes you can take all the warships to deal with these diehards."

"That is, you want me to step in and either force them to hand over the nuclear bombs or force them to launch the nuclear bombs, right?"

Zhou Zhezhi nodded again and added: "After the matter is accomplished, when UEG establishes the United Nations Space Command, I will give you the title of Honorary Marshal!"

"Wait a minute, you said United Nations Space Command? Isn't that you guys?"

Zhou Zhezhi, however, showed a smile that showed his other intentions, and joked: "What nonsense are you talking about? UNSC is just our nickname. When the real UNSC is established, this name will have to be returned. By then, there will be no China and the United States, and no Five Permanent Members (referring to Rice), only a unified and united UEG!"

"Do you think I will believe it?"

Zhou Zhezhi smiled again and said, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

"This is an old joke, it's not fun!"

0287 Boss Cheng and the Immortal Horcrux

International politics, in the final analysis, consists of only two things.

The first is "game". Whether it is cooperation, alliance, competition or confrontation, it all revolves around a "game".

The second is "acting". Acting as an enemy, an ally, a partner, an idiot or a fool. Of course, a very small number of idiots or fools are not acting, they are real fools!

The ultimate result is...

"Damn it! Is Izrea crazy? How did they really launch a nuclear missile?"

Ten seconds later, a nuclear bomb with an equivalent of about 10 tons hit Boss Cheng's "30 Kills" and exploded!

When the flames faded, Boss Cheng's battleship was intact except for the evaporation of part of the energy-resistant paint on the hull, revealing the original light gray color of the Spartan alloy.

But Boss Cheng was so heartbroken!

After all, it costs money to repair the ship now, and the anti-energy weapon paint sprayed on the hull surface of "40000 to your life" is damn expensive. So when Sweet Cheese reported that the evaporation area of ​​the port side paint reached 24%, Boss Cheng immediately howled: "My Pt, it's gone to waste!"

After a nuclear bomb hit, Izrea, who was cooperating with UEG in the play, was not done yet, and launched another 5 nuclear missiles. Izrea gave Boss Cheng the feeling that they were not acting, but really intended to keep the boss's fleet on the east coast of the Mediterranean.

Fortunately, it is not difficult to see from the flight path of the missile that the missile launched this time was not aimed at Boss Cheng’s warship, but was used to target the warship.

The secondary guns of the battleships accurately hit the nuclear missiles that were rising high in the sky, and they were completely annihilated the moment they were hit by the cations. It can be said that except for the first one that caused a little pollution, the other nuclear bombs were completely rendered harmless.

The "aliens from the Eridanus galaxy" gave the Earthlings who were resisting stubbornly a "small" interstellar shock. Other countries that had once held the idea of ​​"holding weapons to respect themselves" called the UEG to surrender after seeing that the Izrea's swollen mansion and parliament were destroyed by the "alien warships".

Don't worry about whether they surrendered sincerely or pretended to surrender. At least all the nuclear bombs in the hands of these countries were handed over and destroyed. As for whether it was all, it was not important. What was important was their attitude and the determination shown by the UEG to maintain world order.

Of course, if they really dare to hide it, Boss Cheng doesn't mind letting 550A stage a "self-destruction on the spot" drama for them.

Although the super abnormal AI in 550A has no emotions, he really admires Boss Cheng's ability to mess around. Because according to 550A's current calculations, Boss Cheng has messed up the "future that this world should be heading towards" beyond recognition.

but!

This future, which has been changed beyond all recognition, is safer, more reliable, more advanced, and more desirable than it "should" be.

As for Izrea, even though the official residence of the swamped army and the parliament building had been blown into a pit, the casualties of this "nuclear war" were truly 0! Although before their official residence of the swamped army was blown up, the swamped army itself was even sitting in it, broadcasting its determination to defend its homeland to the world through live broadcast.

But all the live broadcasts of the events and conferences in the world were temporary scenes built in Hollywood studios. The explosions at the last moment of the live broadcast were also synthesized by special effects. After the entire "live broadcast" ended, Paramount even held a wrap-up ceremony to celebrate the perfect conclusion of this unprecedented scam.

Eh? You ask why Izrea risked the destruction of his country to cooperate with UEG and the boss to act?

Because they only need to perform a play, Izrea can obtain a piece of "promised land" that belongs to them alone. And it is the land promised to them by the "Bojiang Star People" who personally play the role of God, and they can build a country on it!

In fact, from the choices made by the old Jin family and Izrea, we can see that in the face of the impending disaster, many countries would rather move to another relatively safer world. Even if they will face the pressure of starting from scratch, it is better to start from scratch than to start from scratch again.

If it were a so-called "democratic" country, such a decision to relocate the entire country would have encountered unprecedented resistance. However, the Kim family has always been regarded as an "evil drug tycoon". As long as they can solve the people's survival, housing and labor problems, whether to move or not is never a problem.

In Izrea's view, the environment of the new "Promised Land" is not much worse than the eastern Mediterranean coast where Izrea is now. If Izrea was not the birthplace of their ancestors, to be honest, that piece of barren land with nothing to lose should have been abandoned long ago.

What? You ask why UEG believes that the final world belongs to that alien planet, rather than being shared by all mankind?

Your idea is very good. I suggest that you gather more people to go to Hualin City to protest to the alien, so that the alien owner of the restaurant can delete your account and open a new one.

The law of the jungle is the way of survival in the universe! We finally met someone who is willing to lend a hand to humans, so how can we tolerate insects like you who can't beat them but still want to rob them shamelessly barking here?

Don't think that there are no such insects who try to manipulate public opinion for their own benefit. In fact, there are not only such people, but also many of them.

However, the current UEG is not only treacherous, but also knows the principle of breaking the jar. Therefore, the member countries that are loyal to the UEG and know how powerful they are deceived these guys who tried to manipulate public opinion to go to Hualin City. When these people saw that their leaders agreed to their actions, they rubbed their hands, shouted and yelled, and went to Hualin City in groups.

Then...

"I've already told you not to use the Apocalypse as a place of execution! This is now humanity's new home. Have you ever seen anyone killing people in their new home?"

But the boss who had just shot more than 200 people from an altitude of more than 5000 meters into the sea argued: "I didn't kill anyone. I just wanted them to experience the free fall while alive. As for whether they died of fright or death first during the fall, what does it have to do with me?"

Zhou Zhezhi emphasized, "It's not that I don't want you to eradicate these evils, but you can't use the apocalypse as a place of execution! You can just throw these people into the glowing sea and watch them turn into a pile of rotten meat by the strong radiation! Or throw them into outer space and watch them swell up one by one and then freeze into lumps of ice."

Boss Cheng: "Let me ask you, who is the perverted murderer between us?"

Two hours later, after the leaders of various countries learned that the boss had helped them solve a problem that was not big, but definitely not small, and that was likely to cause endless trouble, they entrusted the UNSC to give Boss Cheng a magnificent calligraphy painting - Hanging the knife to save the world, the medicine will cure the disease! and 10 other plaques of "Designated Cooperative Catering Unit of the Earth United Government".

Send a few more at a time so that if one breaks, there will be spare ones to replace.

But UEG and Boss Cheng dared to give it away, and the other side dared to hang it. On the day the plaque was delivered, the old plaque of the restaurant was taken down and replaced with "12 yuan public box lunch - designated cooperative catering unit of the Earth United Government".

From any angle, this is a very impressive plaque. After all, this plaque has been certified by UEG!

Commander Ami said the lunch boxes were delicious!

There’s even a group photo!

Angel, who watched his boss working from mid-May to the end of July, sighed and lamented constantly during this period. It turns out that to become a qualified guardian of the cornerstone world, you need to not only work hard, but also know how to toss!

Angel watched helplessly as Cornerstone World No. 27 flourished under the efforts of his boss in less than three months!

"Don't just sigh and watch helplessly." The boss poked Angel with a finger and asked him, "We have to go to Hogsmeade today and bring back that wandering old man. He's quite old, how can he not do his job? The guardians of this world are in place, but he, as a guide, is obsessed with magic research and messing with Billy. Isn't it disgusting!"

Angel asked, "What old man? Is it important?"

"Louisois Leveyelles! The great sage of Cornerstone World No. 28! You can learn everything about World No. 28 from him. Don't you think he is a very important person?"

"Then now he..."

"I went to be a teacher at Hogwarts College of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and it seems like I'm enjoying the job! I'm away from home all day, doing research at school all day. But now it's almost August, and the project team has informed me that your World No. 8 can be reconnected after September.

Now that you are about to take up your post, you must seize the opportunity after we catch the old man and let him explain the situation in Eorzea to you clearly. Don't let it happen that when the real problem comes, you don't even have the chance to cram.

And! I plan to take you to Svartalfheim and ask the dwarves to make you some handy equipment! Of course, you can also ask the dwarves to help you upgrade or modify your favorite equipment, so that you won't be unfamiliar with it. The individual combat power of the world you protect is much higher than this. A big fat dragon can easily restore civilization on the planet."

"That's Bahamut, the Dragon God. Not just any big fat dragon."

The boss looked in the direction of the voice and saw that Master Louissoix, who had not been seen for half a year, had finally come back. As soon as the old man saw Boss Cheng, he stuffed a torn notebook that had been soaked in water into Boss Cheng's hands.

"There lives a pervert in here who is very good at torturing and bewitching people. See if you can torture it in return!"

"Are you willing to die?" asked the boss.

"Very death-resistant!"

At this moment, the boss's interest was suddenly aroused!

0288 A Warning to Strangers

"Hey, Baldy, are you a professor at Hogwarts too?"

"Bald, huh?"

"Snapped!"

Boss Cheng, who was not wearing a wig, swung up his slippers and threw the sole at the handsome boy's face.

"Hey! I'm Voldemort!" the handsome young man threatened.

"Snapped!"

Another shoe sole hit the face of the handsome young man who claimed to be "Voldemort".

"Voldemort, huh?! Lying in the grass, huh?"

"Back off! Muggles!"

"Snapped!"

The sole of the shoe hit the handsome boy's face again.

"Muggle, huh?"

"Hey, Baldy, don't go too far!"

"Snapped!"

Another crisp and loud sound of a shoe slapping the face was heard.

"That's too much!"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Damn it!" the boss cursed while laughing, "How dare you pretend to be a hunter with a dead rat on your waist!"

In the end, the Dark Lord, who was famous in the European magic world, was turned from an arrogant and domineering middle school boy into an innocent girl who was ravaged by the villain and cried bitterly by a slipper sole of Boss Cheng.