It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"Bahamut five years ago. It..."

"Bahamut doesn't count. I killed that thing."

"Eh!" Everyone exclaimed in disbelief.

"Stop talking nonsense and get down to business. What other threats are there in this world?"

The tourists shook their heads, saying that apart from the Empire, they didn't know what else could threaten them.

"Is that really the case?" The boss shook his head and said to the tourists and the three fat guys with a smile, "My store is back in business in your world today. To celebrate my return to catching crabs at Blood Shore, I decided to open the restaurant to you for free tonight. If you want to try the affordable buffet in another world, you can go in and have a good meal!"

"The boss..." No. 3 Fei took out the bottle cap he had treasured for many years and asked, "Does the store still have this kind of sparkling juice?"

"Yes!" The boss picked up No. 3 Fat and walked towards the restaurant, saying as he walked, "Drink as much as you want tonight!"

……

Finally, 6 cute Lala fats are included

0315 Just read it word for word

"Old man, why don't you come back?"

Faced with Boss Cheng's questioning, Master Louissoix, who was obsessed with magic research, could only respond with an awkward but polite smile, which also carried a hint of disrespect for the elderly.

It's not that the boss didn't ask someone to spread the news that "Angel will leave a day earlier" in Hogwarts, and Master Louisoix also received it. But everyone has seen that Louisoix did not appear in the previous chapter.

And today is not the Wednesday that Angel was originally scheduled to leave, but the third day after Wednesday - Friday.

That is to say, Master Louisoix was not only late, but he was late for two days! For two whole days, Angel's restaurant was already open for business.

"Studying the magic of space compression?" Boss Cheng scratched his head and said, "You know I also know about space compression, do you want me to pass on some of my experience to you?"

Master Louissoix rolled his eyes and explained to his boss, "The space compression I studied is a magic called the Traceless Stretching Spell. It is a magical method that integrates a large space into a small space without compressing the matter in the large space. It is not a simple squeeze like yours that compresses space and the distance between atoms."

"Not destroying objects in the compressed space? Isn't that even more high-tech than the battle warehouse? The battle warehouse is just a subspace without the concept of time flow. But if the traceless extension spell you studied is real, can't you stuff living people in it?"

"Of course living people can be stuffed in there!" Master Louisoix told his boss, "In fact, many wizards have outdoor tents licensed by the Ministry of Magic."

"So this magic is absolutely stable?"

"This is also the subject I am currently researching. How to make the Traceless Extension Spell ineffective under the influence of non-magical external forces."

"So, you already know how to use the traceless extension spell?"

However, Master Louissoix smiled slightly and deliberately kept the boss in suspense.

At this time, Lucius Malfoy, a regular customer who would come to Boss Cheng from time to time to change his taste, also came to the boss before lunch.

Lucius, who always felt that he was superior to the Muggles, showed respect and humility when he met Master Louisoix. After all, Master Louisoix was closer to the elves in the ancient Nordic mythology, rather than the domesticated bastards conquered by wizards hundreds of years ago.

Furthermore, Louisoix appeared in Hogwarts and the British wizarding world as a wise man and a sage. Anyone with a normal mind would never dare to act rashly in front of Louisoix.

What's more, based on physical fitness alone, Louissoix, who is over 70 years old, is enough to defeat 99% of the wizards in the magic world.

Don't think that Master Louisoix is ​​really small and short just because Boss Cheng always calls him "little old man, little old man". In fact, the master not only has a strong physique that is not inferior to that of a warrior, but his height is the same as the boss, or even slightly taller.

However, compared with Boss Cheng's physique, which was as wide as a door panel, the "little old man" looked "thin". Therefore, Lucius greeted Master Louissois first, and then greeted Boss Cheng.

Of course, Lucius couldn't be too arrogant in front of his boss. But since he had a pretty good personal relationship with his boss, there was no need to be arrogant.

"You haven't been here for a month, right?" the boss asked him with a smile.

"Yes, it's been more than a month." Lucius glanced into the kitchen and asked, "Have you hired a new chef?"

"Yes, one official and one apprentice."

"This is enough to show that your store's business is getting better and better."

"Haha, thanks for your good words. The restaurant is indeed running out of space."

This is not just a compliment from Boss Cheng, because once the large space-time connection point connecting Cornerstone World No. 27 and World β-027 is built, the Heya Restaurant's "less than 200 square meters" restaurant will definitely not be enough!

The boss realized this only after seeing the design drawings from the technical department. Who would have thought that these guys in the technical department would do the same thing as they did on the mining ship, and directly set up a door connecting to the lunch box restaurant in the transfer station of the large space-time connection point!

Of course, the reason why the technical department opened a door for the restaurant in the transit station is that they need the boss to be in charge of the connection point to prevent any person or force from causing trouble there.

So, the boss continued the topic he had just discussed with Louisoix and asked Lucius about the Untraceable Stretch Charm. Lucius' answer was similar to Louisoix's, and he also believed that the Untraceable Stretch Charm was safe enough.

"Using means other than magic to remove the Traceless Extension Charm?" Lucius exclaimed sincerely, "This is really an interesting and research-worthy topic. It can help wizards better understand the interference and influence of the world or environment on magical effects. But I always believe that the Traceless Extension Charm is a spell that has been continuously improved by wizards over the years and is safe, reliable, and close to perfect."

So, Boss Cheng stretched out his finger and poked the master a few times, and sincerely requested: "Master Louissoix, my dear uncle, can you please give my small restaurant a traceless stretch?"

"Haha, why did you suddenly change your tone? Wasn't I just an 'old man'? How come I became a master and your uncle in the blink of an eye?"

"Oh, it's not because of..." The boss paused, and after organizing his words, he spoke again: "Because I am young and frivolous, uninhibited and love freedom!"

But who would have thought that the master would suddenly retort: ​​"Did you suddenly fall down today?"

"Oh~No~~~"

"Shut up!" the master immediately shouted, "You are not allowed to sing or even hum! You are 45 years old in your three lifetimes combined, right?"

"No way! Your ID card says you're not even 40 yet! You can still be a kid at heart until you're ."

"But I'm already thirty!" Denise suddenly poked her head out from the kitchen and yelled at the boss, "When are you going to get the marriage certificate with me?"

Then, Denise changed the topic of casting the traceless stretch spell for the store. However, her change of topic not only resolved the boss's embarrassment, but also prompted the master to agree to help the boss.

That's right...

In fact, the master had no intention of rejecting the boss's request.

The boss’s shout was so sudden!

I can’t stand it!

Sew his mouth shut!

Other people sing for money, but he sings for his life!

However, the boss wants to expand far beyond his small restaurant. The place where the traceless stretch spell can really be used is not in the boss's restaurant, but in the future dungeon!

Maybe it was destined, or maybe it was just a coincidence. But the boss thought that this might be the reason why the magic world was located by the technical department and the hotel was opened in Diagon Alley.

"Hey, Zhou'er! Give me a whole engineering team, the kind that can build an underground city. I have built a pure underground space here, come here to really practice and build some pure living areas. It just so happens that I also need a place to do space magic experiments!"

"That's great! The team that's building the small dungeon in the Boston Wasteland feels that the pit is too small to open!"

But the boss felt his head buzz when he heard the news, and then asked, "No, they have been building and demolishing outside my store, demolishing and then blasting, and then building again. It has been a year, and the pit in front of my store is bigger and older than before. Now you tell me that they think the pit here is too small and want to run away?"

Zhou Zhezhi thought for a moment, then said "hmm".

"Can you still 'hmm' it out?"

"But you have to understand that because they have the most experience in dismantling and blowing up dungeons, they are more suitable to build a new simple dungeon for you!"

Then, the boss heard Zhou Zhezhi say in the noisy environment: "Sorry, I'm a little busy here. I'll contact you when I'm done."

The call was hung up. Boss Cheng's clever brain began to work rapidly, but no matter how hard he worked, he could not figure out what this rich experience had to do with building a new underground city.

In fact, even Zhou Zhezhi himself didn't know that the reason he said that just now was because his UEG was about to be established, and many tasks that were not originally his turn to intervene were suddenly placed on his shoulders.

He was so busy that he could only temporarily put aside his role as a "liaison officer" for a few days to assist the Supreme Staff Headquarters in compiling a speech for the UNSC representative when the UEG was established. However, this was not a job that Zhou Zhezhi needed to participate in throughout the process.

What really required his full participation were the speeches on the solar crisis and the mountain-moving plan. These two speeches were extremely critical and required special attention to the wording. For this reason, Zhou Zhezhi's teacher rushed back from New York and worked with his student to polish the speech word by word.

"Ten days later, on the autumnal equinox, September 10, is the date when UEG will be announced to the world. The teacher did not expect that they would suddenly decide to advance the date. Although 9 days sounds like a long time, compared to the workload we have to do, this time is still too short!"

(Note: September 2025, 9 is Friday)

"Oh my..." Zhou Zhe complained with a bitter face: "I really don't want to make a PPT for the presentation. When I think about having to write a manuscript and make a PPT, I start to feel sick."

"Haha, then as a teacher, I won't hide it from you. The reason why the higher-ups let you be in charge of the speech for the Moving Mountains Project and the teacher is only an assistant is that they decided to train you as the coordinator of the Moving Mountains Project in the future."

"Eh?"

"Of course, once you are competent for this job, you may also become the person in charge of the Mountain Moving Project."

Zhou Zhezhi: (⊙_⊙)

10 days later, on September 2025, 9, it will be the autumnal equinox.

The former United Nations headquarters building in New York, the site of the establishment ceremony of the Earth United Government.

In the backstage rest area of ​​the founding ceremony, Zhou Zhe paced back and forth on the carpet in the rest area with nervous steps.

"But teacher, do you really want me to give such an important speech?"

"Haha! From now on, every speech you make in UEG will be very important. You will inevitably be nervous the first time, but you wrote the manuscript." The teacher patted Zhou Zhezhi on the shoulder and encouraged him, "Just read it word for word."

0316 Crime: Rape

What is the card face?

The card is the founding ceremony of the United Earth Government (UEG). You are wearing the uniform of the future Space Force Marshal and sitting in the first row of the participants. The people around you are either the original signatories of the United Earth Government or the first signatories who responded to the call.

The signs on the tables in front of the other bosses all had their respective country names written on them. Only the sign in front of you had "Representative of the Other World" written on it.

Yes, you are no longer an alien, but have successfully become a visitor from another world. And the big guys sitting around you all give you polite and friendly smiles.

But in fact, you are completely confused. Imagine that you just received a call the day before yesterday, asking you to go to New York to attend a very important event. And after you dropped your job running a small restaurant and drove the Pelican to New York, although you received a very grand reception, no one told you the theme of tomorrow's event.

On the morning of the event day, a military attaché delivered a space fleet marshal's uniform to you, and then you learned that the establishment date of UEG was brought forward to today. Then, you came to the establishment ceremony like a fool and were invited to sit in the most conspicuous position.

"What's going on?"

This is roughly what the boss is thinking.

then……

The director in charge of the live broadcast put the scene of "the representative of another world quietly fiddling with his phone at the founding conference of the Earth United Government" into the live broadcast signal. As a result, while the boss received strong criticism and doubts from news commentators from various countries, the Z70 Ultra in his hand also became popular.

仅仅不到30分钟，各大电商平台上的Z70Ultra就全部售罄。并且受此影响，去年和前年的Z60和Z50机型，甚至连带着红魔都成了抢手货。某海鲜平台上的二手机价格也随之上涨了200%到450%不等。

However, a large goose-raising factory located in a certain special zone, known as "Nanshan Pizza Hut", recognized the identity of the "representative from another world" through live broadcast.

After all, before the boss's "reincarnation", he was the T11 technical backbone of CSIG (Cloud and Smart Industry Business Group) in Goose City.

The technical backbone of T11 is considered a small mid-level leader in the entangled stage of Goose City. What's more, the departments that cooperated with CSIG in the past have now been incorporated into the AI ​​department, which is in its heyday. Therefore, there are quite a few senior employees of Goose City who can recognize Boss Cheng in the live broadcast.

What's more, Boss Cheng was nicknamed "Xichu Bawang" back then, which is much more powerful than "Silver-skinned Pewter Spear Bawang". And Boss Cheng is also well-known for his toughness among some private sister groups.

Back then, Boss Cheng was so strong (referring to his aura), tough (referring to his demeanor), thick (referring to his arm circumference), and long (referring to his height)!

Therefore, it was not only the technical backbones of the year who recognized Boss Cheng, but also many women who had discussed the depths of human nature with the boss. And these women were women whose gender was firmly fixed.

The group first tried to spread the news in the work group, but found that all groups had entered a state of silence. Then they tried to spread the news in WeChat Moments, but suddenly found that WeChat Moments could not be opened.

Then the group decided to switch positions and post on Weibo, Douyin, and Xiaohuangshu, but these softwares were also restricted from publishing new content. Even Station A and Station B entered "read-only mode".

Some people thought this was another censorship trick by the government, so they decided to climb over the wall to spread the "truth" to the world. Then they found that not only was the domestic Internet censored, but even the Internet world outside the wall had entered a silent state of "you can watch but you can't talk".

And then……

These guys who used technical means to get out received a call from the local police station.

Don’t you feel very happy?

However, the global Internet began to adjust at the same time, resulting in limited network resources being occupied on a large scale, so...

"I can't hit it! I can't hit it! Don't die! Don't die! Don't...ah! Why is my network so slow?"

Denise and her team lost the team battle.

Although you can still continue to watch videos and play games at this moment, chatting, posting new messages, making and receiving voice calls, etc., are completely unavailable. Even the warm greetings of Zaun are closed along with the in-game chat system.

From this moment on, the Internet is still the Internet, but it is no longer the same Internet as before.

If the Internet is as lawless as before, I am afraid that UEG will be caught in the vast ocean of "people's war" when it announces the solar crisis. Although the rebellion in various places will still blossom as UEG expected, at least in the absence of network interaction, it is difficult for these people to play the same game as before.

The reason why UEG was so decisive in cutting off the communication function of the Internet was largely due to Xue Ai's rich work experience. Even the staff of the Supreme General Staff had to admire Xue Ai's experience in controlling the network and cutting network cables, which was really beyond the UNSC's reach.

However, when representatives from China, the United States, Russia, Europe, and India announced the solar crisis and the news that "a solar helium flash is very likely to occur in 40 years", the audience watching the live broadcast and TV stations in various places that broadcast TV signals were completely shocked after learning the news!

Even at the UEG's founding conference, there was a large-scale riot. Many leaders of small countries, who are very good at and committed to questioning authority due to historical and geographical reasons, grabbed the mineral water bottles on the table and threw them onto the stage.

Some thirsty people could only throw empty bottles to protest, but empty bottles were too light, so most of them flew three or four meters and hit the back of the heads of the leaders in the front row.

However, some people who were not thirsty or did not want to go to the toilet during the journey threw out bottles full of water. Many of the leaders had a background of leading armed struggles. The physical fitness of these people was extraordinary. They could easily throw a 500ml bottle of water thirty or forty meters.