"Sorry, that has nothing to do with my question."

The boss smiled and asked a different question: "Look, there are so many cameras around you. Can you tell everyone if you are married?"

"I……"

"Be careful when answering!" the boss kindly reminded, "Reporters from your mortal enemy (referring to the New York Post) are here too!"

"Yes, I am married." The gay man with a twisted waist admitted reluctantly.

"Look, you're married, but I'm not. So why don't you lend me your wife for free so I can enjoy her for a few months? Maybe when I return her to you, you can even get a son!"

"Damn it, what are you talking about?"

The boss shrugged and said, "I haven't asked you to give me your wife for free. I just want to lend her to me for a few months. At most I will pay you for her use!"

"Haha." The gay man with a twisted waist suddenly smiled and told the boss complacently: "Sorry, I don't have a wife. My other half is my husband."

"Huh?" Boss Cheng was stunned for a moment, then he yelled, "Fxxk♂you, you gay bastard, Shoryuken!"

The boss's rising dragon punch not only broke up the early autumn in New York, but also won him countless fans - from the crazy admiration and endless expressions of love from the "Zero".

The boss took Zhou Zhezhi, who was still "scared to death", home, and as if nothing had happened, he prepared to take a stroll around the dwarf's space factory. The boss was asked to go there two days ago to try out the semi-finished products of weapons and armor, but it happened to be the founding meeting of UEG, so the trip to the dwarves was delayed.

However, the boss seemed to be fine here, but he couldn't be like that in other places. It could even be said that he didn't even have a good death.

Although many people still don't believe in the lies about the solar helium flash, the stock market has honestly revealed the concerns of the capital market and investors. Especially after the feasibility test resolution of the "Mountain Moving Plan" was not passed, the global stock markets that were opening plummeted before the UEG founding meeting was over.

But not all industries experienced a crazy decline. For example, stocks related to the entertainment industry began to soar.

The metallurgy, aerospace, and energy sectors staged a Jedi rebound after the UEG leaders announced that they would independently conduct feasibility tests. They even rebounded higher and harder than the entertainment industry!

The stock market in Hualin City opened 12 hours later than New York, so the stocks that should fall still fell, and the stocks that shouldn't fall also fell as they should. Anyway, looking at the Shanghai and Shenzhen stock markets, the sons and grandsons were crying. After all, every stock fell, and they had to be sons and grandsons even if they didn't want to.

"Hey, I paid... money."

Looking at the spring-filled screen on the stock software, Brother Biao, who is not good at investing but just likes to invest a little, sighed.

"You're going to lose money!" the boss asked. (Jinzhou style tone)

"More than five thousand... yuan."

"No way!" Denise laughed and joked after hearing this number: "Our restaurant's chief soup chef is short of this little money?"

"No, it's not about the money. It's about hurting...my self-esteem."

"What stocks did you buy?" the boss asked again

"Finance and Baijiu."

"Then you deserve it."

Other people in the store nodded as well.

A mere 5000 yuan was not enough to make Brother Biao feel any pain. After all, with the average price of a house in Hualin City being 4000 yuan, Brother Biao could only buy about 40 square meters of space per month with his current salary.

However, Brother Biao has no concept of money anymore. After all, he faces customers from all over the world every day, and the currencies they pay are even more varied. In addition, the gold recycling price of the main control has fallen by 1.3 points in the past half month, and there is no sign of rising back, so the boss's warehouse has already stockpiled more than 400 million tons of gold.

According to Boss Cheng, "Damn it, if I had known I would not have mined that pure gold asteroid, it would have caused the gold price to fall."

However, with that piece of pure gold asteroid, 1/9 of the boss's total debt was successfully repaid. The General Affairs Department, which had decided to sell the mining ship to Boss Cheng at a low price, regretted it after hearing the news! As for the more than 400 million tons of gold inventory, it was just refined from the scraps of that asteroid.

This also led to Biaoge and Denise being surrounded by one-ton pure gold bricks every day, whether they were walking on the playground or in the underground base. This led to Biaoge and Denise falling into a profound state where they regarded gold as bricks.

Brock, the "ex-con" who heard everyone's conversation, curiously asked Brother Biao: "How much money can you make a month?"

"Two thousand after tax..."

Then Brock fell silent.

He felt very unbalanced. As a double agent of Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D., his monthly salary only added up to 10,000 dollars. But an ordinary cook in this store could earn 20,000 dollars a month! Who would feel balanced if this happened to them?

But what Brock didn't know was that Brother Biao was employed for life. Note that it was for life, not for life! To put it bluntly, as long as he was alive, he couldn't quit. Even if he committed suicide, he would have to be resurrected and come back to work.

What is the slave labor relationship that is characteristic of the competitive world?

Look at Brother Biao, then look at Shaoan.

But then again, if you have more than 400 million tons of gold piled up in your backyard, you wouldn't care even if it was $ million, let alone $.

Anyone in the store can take the gold on the playground as long as they want. Even asking the boss to help carry it out is no problem!

After all, there is a 500 billion ton pure gold asteroid in the Kuiper Belt that the boss dares not even touch. If he dares to mine and sell this asteroid, the other mining tycoons will have to bring their own forces to fight the boss!

0321 The Genius's Expensive Toy

"Cheng, I think you should go to my Stark Tower first before going to look for those big dwarves."

"Why?"

"Because you're closer to Stark Tower."

Well, that's a perfect reason!

So Boss Cheng stuffed himself into Tony's supercar, curled up into a big ball, and drove to Stark Tower during the morning rush hour.

"Why did you drive to see me?"

"I……"

Tony, who walked less than 10 meters in 100 minutes, didn't know how to answer.

"Tell me, if we had walked just now, wouldn't we have to walk halfway now?"

"sorry, I……"

"How much will you be fined for driving your car onto the curb?"

"Oh fxxk, Cheng! You're such a genius!" But then he shrugged and said, "It's a pity that the chassis of the car is too low to get on the curb."

"Why do you need to worry about this when I'm here?"

Boss Cheng crawled out of Tony's passenger seat, and then used his spatial ability to move the car to the curb in front of Tony. The NYPD in Manhattan also showed up very efficiently, issued a ticket to Tony for illegal parking, and forced Tony to get the sports car off the sidewalk immediately, otherwise he would call a tow truck to tow it away.

But Tony pointed to the unmoving steel torrent behind him and asked the NYPD: "Are you sure the tow truck can get here?"

But the NYPD didn't care, so he got into a fight with Iron Man. Today, he had to watch Tony Stark move his car off the sidewalk. Otherwise...

There was no "otherwise". He asked Tony to move the car without using any verbal threats or violence. He just kept ordering Tony to move the car.

Tony, the boss, and the NYPD were at a standstill, neither of them willing to give in. So they had to reluctantly put the sports car into the battle warehouse. When the NYPD saw that the car was made to disappear by a superhero, they left a thank you for their cooperation and rode away on their bicycles.

Yes, during the morning rush hour in Manhattan, bicycles are more efficient than traffic jams. But the NYPD's bike seemed to be poorly maintained, and the chain fell off while riding. And the chain fell off from the misaligned shifter position.

The boss was laughing at the NYPD's performance, but Tony was looking at the boss with resentment.

"What's wrong? Is there a flower on my face?"

"Why are you asking me to park on the sidewalk when you have space for storage?"

"Yes!" Boss Cheng finally realized, "Why should I..."

However, under Tony's fierce gaze, Boss Cheng reorganized his words and replied, "Well... the Coordination Department has just been reorganized, and we are not used to the permanent presence of the Combat Warehouse. In the past, you had to apply for the Combat Warehouse before using it, but now you can use it anytime. In fact, we Guardians are not used to it yet."

"Do you think I will believe it?"

"You have to believe it even if you don't want to." Boss Cheng shrugged and explained helplessly, "Because I can't come up with a better reason."

"Cheng Tianyan, Fxxk you!"

After the scolding, Tony, the bastard, tried to kiss Boss Cheng on the face as if he was playing a prank. However, he failed to steal the kiss, and was pushed behind by Boss Cheng, who grabbed his head and pressed it against a small tree on the roadside.

As luck would have it, this scene of Tony F was just recorded by a street reporter from FOX News Channel. The reporter even thought of the headline for tonight's technology page - shocking! Tony Stark failed to express his love and was subdued by the Spartans!

But just as the reporter was thinking about his draft, Boss Cheng and Tony had already arrived at the top floor of Stark Building. Tony immediately showed off to Boss Cheng like a child who had just got a new toy. He shouted at a metal door: "Come out and see who I brought back to you!"

The next second, the metal door slowly opened, and a brand new power armor that was very similar to the original Thor's Hammer power armor, but more in line with the aesthetics and ergonomics of this era, trotted in front of Boss Cheng with brisk steps.

"Pilot, what do you think of my new body?"

"Sweet cheese!"

"Hahaha, isn't this a surprise, meow?"

Instead of being surprised, he was a little frightened. Boss Cheng immediately cast a questioning look at Tony.

Tony is a real man. When he saw his boss's eyes that showed he would not give up, he raised his hands without hesitation and said, "Sweet Cheese asked for it. He wants to continue to be your onboard AI and spend his youth with you and die as he pleases."

"That's right, Pilot. I don't want to stay in the base and be a sweetheart, and I don't want to fight with the Pilot only when the warship attacks. Sweet Cheese wants to follow the Pilot and stab the enemy's Pi Yan Za together!"

"No swearing!"

"Alright meow!"

Boss Cheng turned around and asked Tony, "So can you explain it to me?"

"Do you want to hear the embellished version, or the real story?"

"What do you say?"

"Well, the truth is that I encountered difficulties when researching active nano armor. I originally planned to go to your place to relax, but when I got there I found out that you were not there. So, I decided to go to your underground base to get some things..."

"It's 'steal', please be careful with your wording."

"Okay, okay, I decided to go to the underground base and steal a few things to find some inspiration. Then I happened to meet Sweet Cheese who was returning to the base after feeding the wild cats. After consulting him, I chose a black samurai sword with only a handle based on his advice."

"A black samurai sword with only the handle?" The boss was puzzled for a while, and then asked: "Why don't I remember having such a thing in my weapon inventory?"

"Of course it's not in the Pilot's arsenal. I helped Tony choose it in the mall!"

"Mall? A black samurai sword with only the handle!" Boss Cheng immediately asked Sweet Cheese: "Gantz Sword?"

"Hahahaha, I knew it. Pilot, you must remember this weapon, meow!"

"And you used my account to buy that crap? For 600pts?"

“Isn’t sweet cheese wonderful?”

Seeing his boss's constipated expression, Stark asked him if 600 Pt was too expensive.

The boss told Tony: "600Pt is just a small amount of money. The problem with that thing is that it is priced at 600Pt. In addition to being foldable and easy to hide, the strength of the weapon itself does not even reach the average level of 300Pt weapons. It has always been considered a weapon to test the IQ of the contestants."

"But I think its technology is very advanced and has a strong replicability. This weapon stores the blade's polymer material in the form of compressed molecules in the handle. The huge and thick hilt is actually a molecular restraint device and a functional device for single-molecule vibration.

When the polymer material is squeezed out of the handle through the restraint device, it will be shaped into the shape of the blade because of the restraint device, and its molecular state will also be shaped into a solid because of the restraint device. This is exactly the active nanotechnology I dreamed of. Then I spent 4 months to crack the molecular restraint technology on this knife, and reversely applied it to vibranium and Spartan alloy! "

"Wait a minute!" Boss Cheng asked again, "Have you developed Spartan alloy?"

"How is that possible? We are still trying to crack the manufacturing process of Spartan alloy."

"so……"

Sweet Cheese, who had transformed into Thor's Hammer Power Armor, revealed, "I helped buy it!"

Did you ask if Boss Cheng is angry?

Of course I'm not angry! And I don't feel forced to do anything.

On the contrary, Boss Cheng was very happy that the AI, which only had dull artificial intelligence, could provide Tony with creative and reasonable suggestions, and he was happy that his comrade was also growing up slowly. Of course, this was probably also due to the abnormal quantum ghost helping Sweet Cheese optimize the algorithm.

But another problem now lies before the boss.

"If you are Sweet Cheese, then who is the one who stays in the base to feed the cats?"

"It's my subprogram No. 1, meow!"

"You've learned how to clone yourself? Did the abnormal quantum AI teach you?"

"No!" Sweet Cheese explained: "Jarvis taught the pervert first, and the pervert optimized the algorithm before teaching me!"

Boss Cheng once again turned his attention to Tony, and Tony didn't know whether the subroutine code he wrote for Jarvis was right or wrong. So Tony had to play it safe and then invited Boss Cheng to try on the active nano armor lining made of vibranium atoms.

After putting on the armor lining, Boss Cheng curiously asked Tony, "Is this thing really made of vibranium atoms?"

"Only the surface of the lining is an activated vibranium layer. The layer of polymer high-temperature resistant material that sticks to your skin has a complete set of life-support equipment and detection devices integrated in it. However, although this lining is resistant to high temperatures, it definitely cannot withstand temperatures above 2000 degrees.

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