It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Sam didn't understand, but was shocked. After being shocked, he invited Nick to his apartment to stay for a while and drink a bottle of soda.

"Any grape soda?" Nick asked.

"Come on!" Sam complained, "Can't we stop joking about this?"

Nick laughed dryly and said to himself, "It's better to be in the store. I can always eat watermelon and fried chicken without any scruples. I can also get a bottle of grape soda to drink slowly when I leave."

Then, Nick got a horrified look from Sam.

After all, in Sam's opinion, a restaurant that serves watermelon, fried chicken and grape soda to black people is simply hell. What's more, watermelon is extremely expensive.

However, at this moment, the alarm at Fort Meade was already blaring loudly. Hundreds of guards at the base were frantically pouring fire on "Iron Man" while frantically calling for support and shouting on the radio: "Iron Man is attacking the base! Repeat! Iron Man is attacking the base!"

iron Man?

But the problem is that Fox News is broadcasting a live broadcast of Iron Man and his Thunderbolts beating up a mysterious man. Captain America, Black Widow, and another man wearing a huge pirate logo on his chest are standing by with many spectators watching.

If the person attacking the base is Iron Man, then who is this person in the news who is not wearing a helmet and swearing while fighting?

However, Boss Cheng, who was robbing the US military base, was not very satisfied with the door of the safe. Although the outer wall of the underground base was indeed constructed with more than 3 meters of steel plates, the problem was that these steel plates were used to prevent nuclear explosions, not to prevent theft. Therefore, the door of the underground safe in the base was actually just an ordinary heavy metal door.

This thing doesn't even have any anti-theft measures. The door of the safe can be opened smoothly with just two keys. And Boss Cheng did not use violent means to break it open this time. Instead, he used the lock-picking technique that he had never had the opportunity to demonstrate. It took less than 30 seconds to poke open the two locks on the door.

Boss Cheng found the loot in the safe, along with a bunch of blueprints and parts. Then, Boss Cheng left in a hail of bullets.

It took him less than 8 minutes from breaking into the base to opening the gate and leaving in style. If the vault wasn't so big and the things were a little hard to find, it probably wouldn't have taken even 3 minutes.

27 minutes after Mr. Cheng left Washington, he knocked on Sam's door. The two people in the house were watching the live broadcast of Fox News Channel.

Nick also complained while watching: "I really don't know what the radicals of Hydra are thinking. How can they be so naive to think that they can rule the world with just three aerospace carriers?"

"What aerospace carrier?" asked Sam as he stood up to open the door.

"Don't worry, you'll be able to see it with your own eyes in a little while."

Boss Cheng walked into Sam's house and dumped all the things he had taken from the base's safe out of the battle warehouse. Seeing the things really appear out of thin air, Sam circled around Boss Cheng for several times and finally couldn't help asking, "Are you a magician? Where did you hide these things? How did you get them out?"

"I'm not a magician, but a mysterious organization provided me with a different-dimensional storage space where time does not flow."

Sam asked curiously, "Like Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket?"

The boss rolled his eyes and replied, "They should be about the same, but the blue raccoon's pocket is more advanced."

Sam pursed his lips and looked at his boss for a long time before he dug out the "Falcon" flight backpack that had accompanied him through life and death from among various parts and drawings.

"Your wings are really cool!" Boss Cheng praised sincerely, "These wings are much better than the impulse engine of the powerful flying brick. At least when fighting in the atmosphere, it is definitely easier to adjust the posture than the impulse engine."

"So?" Sam asked.

"So after we're done with those HYDRA idiots, can you let me take a copy of the technical manual and blueprints?"

"But I don't understand!" Sam said bluntly, "You keep talking about Hydra, but wasn't Hydra wiped out a few days ago? Is there still Hydra that we need to eliminate?"

"Yes!" Nick replied, "Those who were captured a few days ago are not the Hydra members we need to eliminate. Instead, it is the Hydra members who exposed these Hydra members. They are more dangerous and should be eliminated."

"Wait!" Sam thought and said, "You mean, Hydra has two gangs... two parties! Just like the Democratic Party and the Republican Party, they always undermine each other. It's just that the internal fighting within Hydra is more fierce, killing people directly and eradicating the roots. But in our opinion, they are all Hydra and should be eliminated."

"Indeed, Hydra should be eliminated. But..." Nick suddenly asked Sam: "But what if a group of Hydra who are more rational, more realistic, and more self-protective have already surrendered..."

"Hydra has joined S.H.I.E.L.D."

"No, in fact, the rational faction of Hydra is the one who has joined him." Nick pointed at Boss Cheng, "So, the relationship between SHIELD and this part of Hydra is more like a cooperative one."

"Then what are those Hydras who don't cooperate with you planning to do?"

"They plan to send three space carriers into the sky, and then screen the citizen data across North America. Then, based on the big data screening results, they will kill anyone who may pose a threat to Hydra."

"Aircraft carrier? In the sky?" Sam asked the question that Boss Cheng had been unable to figure out: "Three giant things flying in the sky, aren't they afraid of surface-to-air missiles or space-based weapons?"

"That's why they are so self-confident." Boss Cheng shrugged and said, "If I hadn't promised Black Egg not to destroy the target ship in the air, I would have gone to the SHIELD base and destroyed the three ships long ago."

Suddenly, Nick discovered the loophole in Boss Cheng's words, and he immediately asked: "Even if you don't let the aerospace aircraft carrier be scrapped in the base, you must have a way to paralyze the three ships in the base, right?"

Boss Cheng didn't say anything, just smiled slightly.

"So you have a reason to have all the aerospace carriers launched, or do you have some tricks that can only be done after the aircraft carriers are launched?"

"Eh……"

"It's related to the competitive world?"

"I……"

"I guessed it right!"

"Actually..." Boss Cheng said frankly, "I have sold one of the aerospace carriers to the event organizers. They will send people to inspect the performance of the aerospace carrier map and collect relevant data. So the three ships must take off. The bigger and more shocking the scene is, the more they can restore the epic feeling of the aircraft carrier taking off when making the map."

"Cheng, you are so special!"

But at this moment, all the residents of Washington felt the vibration coming from under their feet. The three people in Sam's family knew that these were three super giants that were larger than the Ford-class aircraft carriers, slowly taking off from the slipway of the underground base!

0343 Familiar taste, familiar operation

It's true that when the three large ships, each more than 3 meters long and nearly 350 meters wide, slowly lifted off into the air, the scene was really tense and impactful. If you were near the aerospace aircraft carrier at this time, you would really feel the epic feeling.

Boss Cheng and the other two stood outside Sam's apartment, watching the slowly rising "battle group" of the aerospace carrier. Sam pointed at the big thing in the sky and asked Boss Cheng what he was going to do. Nick took out his phone and started to contact the backup plan that had been prepared long ago, arranging a counterattack plan. Boss Cheng took out his cell phone and recorded the scene of the aerospace carrier taking off on his cell phone.

Nick hung up the phone and asked Boss Cheng, "What are you going to do next? Otherwise, in a little while, our heads will all be blasted with holes by the machine guns on the aerospace carrier."

Boss Cheng put down his phone and asked Nick why he thought the three target ships in the sky were still capable of firing.

"You mean... the ship's weapons system is disabled?"

"Let me try!"

result……

The Reality Stone told him no, because the boss could not fully master the power of the Reality Stone, so he could not complete such a large-scale operation of changing reality out of thin air.

"Does that mean that as long as we don't create it out of thin air, but have some cause and effect, then it can be realized?"

So Boss Cheng opened his mouth and said that the weapon operating systems and networking systems on the three motherships left a lot of junk code that needed to be repeatedly written and called during the programming process. As the number of times these codes were called increased, their redundant data would increase exponentially, causing the system to overload and restart.

"Then, when the overload reaches a certain threshold, the weapon systems and data links of the entire ship will be completely paralyzed. So now the weapon systems of the three aircraft carriers have been paralyzed."

This time, the Reality Stone told the boss that the cause and effect of the incident met the requirements for effectiveness, and the spacecraft's weapons and communication systems had been completely paralyzed.

Then, the three spacecraft in the sky could only float stupidly in the sky. The scanning, aiming, and satellite data links were all paralyzed and became decorations.

"Snapped!"

The boss clapped his hands and told the two, "It's done. The spaceship can't do anything except float and crash!"

After that, the boss asked Sam to call the captain and ask where they were.

"If they haven't arrived in Washington yet, or are still in the store, let them wait. When the master controller arrives, bring them over with you."

then……

"You're not in Washington, right? Your bald Iron Man friend told you not to worry. He said the three space carriers in the sky can't do anything except float. He told you to wait for someone in control and let them teleport you over."

"That's right!" Boss Cheng added, "As long as I'm in Washington, we can completely control the situation. The three ships and the people on them have become lambs to be slaughtered. If I want, I can even make everyone on the three ships take off their pants and shit on the spot!"

"Hey, Steve, did you hear that? Your bald Iron Man friend said that as long as Washington is there, he can even make the people in the aircraft carrier take off their pants and shit on the spot. Is this true? To be honest, I want to see an aircraft carrier with shit all over the floor!"

When Boss Cheng heard what Sam said, he asked him, "Are you really not afraid of being disgusted? Do you want to see an aircraft carrier covered in feces? Give me a few seconds, so I can make up a cause and effect!"

As a result, a rational person who worked in the kitchen and was not included in the list showed up. In order to avenge his companions who were caught, he decided to use his identity as a chef to add some ingredients to the meals of SHIELD employees.

Unfortunately, he was just a minor, minor peripheral staff member, with no channels and no time to deal with any highly toxic substances. So he could only use laxatives to moisturize the intestines instead of toxic substances.

But as luck would have it, just before he was about to "poison", he was suddenly assigned to the catering service group of the Insight Project. His laxatives were naturally put into the meals prepared for all the staff of the Insight Project. As a result, all the people on the three aerospace carriers ate food mixed with a large amount of laxatives before boarding.

then……

"The cause and effect meet the conditions for effectiveness, but are you sure you want everyone on the ship to have diarrhea on the spot because there are not enough toilets?"

"Snapped!"

Boss Cheng snapped his fingers and asked the Reality Stone: "Since we can do it, why not? We have to destroy the enemy completely anyway, so why not destroy their self-esteem and steel gates before destroying their bodies."

"No problem, you're the boss, you have the final say!"

In a flash, Boss Cheng noticed that the three boats floating in the sky trembled violently, and then remained in a hovering state, completely motionless.

Seeing this scene, Boss Cheng immediately realized that the scenes happening inside the aircraft carrier were a devastating and inhumane tragedy. Thinking of the many Hydra radicals who could not get a toilet and could only hold their stomachs and spray all over their pants, Boss Cheng laughed himself to the ground.

Nick, who also realized what was happening on the aircraft carrier, cursed dozens of times without repeating himself, and finally cursed: "Damn it, do you know how much money and time it costs to clean an aircraft carrier from top to bottom?"

"None of the three ships belong to me anyway, so why should I know?"

Ten seconds later, Iron Man and the Captain followed the map-making team to Washington. As soon as they arrived, they all gave their boss a strange look, saying "stay away from us." Even the map-making team was expressing their dissatisfaction with their eyes, saying "you're really good at playing."

After all, one of the two groups of people needs to be responsible for boarding the ship and kidnapping people, while the other group also needs to enter the interior of the aircraft carrier and take real photos of the "battle scenes" inside. Even if there has never been a battle on the ship, they still need to figure out which parts of the ship are manned. And then they are also responsible for towing away the aerospace aircraft carrier that Boss Cheng sold to them.

Anyway, both gangs were successfully disgusted by the boss's truly disgusting operation.

But this really opened the eyes of Nick and Sam, and even the Avengers. No one could have imagined that a thrilling life-and-death battle would be completely ended because of a sudden "food poisoning".

The radicals of Hydra became notorious for their escapism. So much so that more than 5 minutes after Boss Cheng "made a wish", some people still collapsed beside their posts and continued to spray. It was even more tragic than eating Wallace's spray meal.

Then, considering that this chapter was updated just in time for dinner, the various experiences of the people boarding the ship to arrest the Hydra's escaping poop will be left aside. After all, no one wants to see a scene like Sam being sprayed with poop when he tied someone's thumb with a cable tie.

As for the Captain and Natasha, whose combat uniforms couldn't protect their mouths, they didn't dare to move forward. After all, the gushing dots splashed on Sam's lips. The once strong Falcon Warrior was disgusted to the point of vomiting by an enemy he had never met before.

"Please." Rogers, who dared not to intervene or interrupt, finally had to complain to Boss Cheng because the smell in the cabin was too unbearable: "Can't you ask these people to stop? If they keep spraying like this, I'm afraid the others will not be able to help but press you into the shit!"

The boss also realized the seriousness of the matter, because after more than 20 minutes of spraying, some members of the Hydra's thinning faction had already suffered from severe dehydration. If they were allowed to continue spraying like this, it would probably attract the attention of the epidemic prevention department. Because the tragic scene here is comparable to the cholera epidemic more than 100 years ago.

Boss Cheng had to make a wish to make the laxative wear off, and even the various solid and liquid mixtures in the cabin disappeared under the control of the mysterious power. After all, the target of this wish was not the spacecraft or the people, but the excrement, which did not require any cause and effect to deal with.

The strange smell in the cabin was diluted by a lot of air, changing from the stench of feces to the fresh fragrance of flowers and fruits. Of course, the captain had heard from Denise that the boss had done similar weird operations before, and he also knew that he was experienced in dealing with such matters.

God damn experienced!

Thus, the SHIELD and Washington's Hydra crisis came to an end amid the atmosphere of bird song (swear words) and flower fragrance (indole).

0344 Exploration and Progress

Many times, the enemy wins the final victory without fighting you, which is far more despairing than winning in the battle. The enemy is willing to fight you, which means that you may still have the possibility of fighting back or even turning defeat into victory. But the enemy does not fight you, which means that you are not even qualified to be beaten.

But what made the Hydra's sneakers feel most aggrieved was that they didn't even know from the beginning to the end whether anyone was attacking them. All the crew members on the three ships completely lost their combat effectiveness because of the inexplicable sneakers.

Later, when the leader of the escapee faction, the senator who was spared from escape because he did not board the ship, was arrested by the FBI and met the "resurrected" Nick Fury, he naturally put the blame for Hydra's defeat on Nick's back.

However, Nick leaned close to the senator's ear and whispered to him, "In fact, Pierce joined the cook who you regard as a country boy more than half a year ago."

"How can this be!"

"How is it? Are you surprised?" Nick smiled and continued with a mocking tone: "In fact, we have been waiting for you to complete the Insight Project. If we don't let you get the ship into the sky, how can we know if there are any fish that have slipped through the net of your faction in SHIELD."

"you!"

"What do you mean by me? Do you really think three space target ships can threaten others? What has maddened you, the scumbags, to think that you can wipe out your enemies with just three ships? Those three ships couldn't even handle Tony Stark's. You don't think the Chitauri who invaded New York back then were raised on shit, do you?"

"Damn it, we, we..."

"I know you can't figure it out. But it doesn't matter. You can spend the rest of your life in prison figuring it out until you understand the old Eastern proverb 'hitting a rock with an egg'."

At the SHIELD base, the two space carriers had already landed on the maglev platform intact. All the people in SHIELD who had not been arrested turned into cleaners and entered the "clean and tidy, floral" cabin to clean.

All the people who had just entered the ship to catch Hydra rushed to the public bathroom as soon as they left the aircraft carrier. Some people even threw their uniforms directly into the trash can, and the superheroes who were reluctant to throw away their combat uniforms because they were too expensive had their combat uniforms or armors sent to the equipment maintenance department.

"Deodorize first, then disinfect! Disinfect several times!"

"Please take my wing pack apart. I think some shit has splashed inside it."

"Also, we need to change the color or paint of our equipment. If the original equipment is not treated, we are afraid that we will spit it out the next time we wear it."

"JARVIS, disassemble my suit and disinfect it, and change the paint to red, blue, and white. Try not to make the paint have any possible connection with... the color of excrement."

"Tch, pretentious!"

"You still have the nerve to talk about us!"

"I also think that Pilot is really disgusting this time, meow!"

"Sweet Cheese, you...go wash yourself too. Your back has been sprayed too."

"Hey! Hate hate hate meow! Sweet cheese cutie is not clean anymore!"