It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Boss Cheng walked quickly to the side of the guy who looked like the Armstrong Tornado Jet and the Armstrong Cannon, and looked at the Shinbaji who was tall and had long legs not far away with eyes full of disbelief, even taller than Gintoki!

(27-year-old Gintoki is 177cm tall, 16-year-old Shinpachi is 166cm tall)

Boss Cheng was struck by lightning! After all, how come the guy he knew who wore human glasses suddenly became a guy wearing super handsome glasses after 5 years?

Boss Cheng, who was inferior in appearance, pointed at the handsome guy Xin Baji and shouted, "I don't believe it! I don't believe that this guy who looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro is Xin Baji!"

“I don’t believe it either!” The guy who looked like Armstrong’s Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon also echoed: “I don’t believe that this guy who looks like Akechi Samasuke is the new one either!”

At the same time, a woman wearing the same robe as Gintoki and holding a huge parasol suddenly jumped down from the roof of the ruins. The moment she landed, she swung the parasol weighing more than 100 kilograms and swept away the enemies around her.

"You're so slow in dealing with a few small fry. How dare you call yourself a jack of all trades? You're a hundred years too early!"

"Tsk, there are more annoying guys."

But the guy who looked like Armstrong's whirlwind jet Armstrong cannon not far away whispered to the boss: "Guess who this red-haired 32D long-legged beauty who just jumped down is?" (It's 32D)

"Who else could it be? A little glutton who has grown up in every way." After saying that, Boss Cheng asked the guy who looked like Armstrong's Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, "By the way, how did you become such a dead mess? Orochimaru (Tousei) said that she just cleaned your grave, and I was just about to dig up your grave to see if you were really dead or just pretending to be dead."

The guy who looked like Armstrong's whirlwind jet Armstrong cannon asked the boss: "You just got here too?"

The words "also" and "just" are very important, which is enough to prove that the guy in front of Boss Cheng has just experienced a time travel just like him.

So Boss Cheng answered decisively: "Yeah, I just got here. Not even half an hour."

"But why are you here too?"

"You dare to ask me?" The boss was furious when he mentioned this. "You three disappeared for three or four months. I opened your door to look for you, but I found that your house was suddenly dusty and there was a footprint on the table. Then I stepped on the table and it collapsed. When I came to my senses, I traveled through time and space here!"

"What? You, you, you! Not only did you pry open my door, but you also stepped on my table and broke it? Damn it! The furniture dealer clearly promised that even if 10 people were to lie on it together and have sex, the table would not be broken. He is indeed a dishonest businessman!"

"I said, can you grasp the main contradiction?"

"Oh, then why did you break my table?"

"I asked you to find the main contradiction, but you asked me why I stepped on your table and broke it?"

"Ah, why did you break my table?"

"You didn't ask me why I came here, but you kept asking me why I stepped on your table and broke it?"

"So why did you break my table?"

"What the hell..."

The boss admitted defeat and stopped being stubborn. He decisively took out a note and slapped it on the muzzle of the Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong cannon.

The other party took the note off his forehead and looked at it. He was stunned and immediately defended himself: "I didn't write it. Absolutely, absolutely! It was definitely not written by me!"

"Yes, that's why I plan to dig up your grave and find out what's going on."

However, the other party told the boss: "Don't go, there is only..."

Before Armstrong could fire anything from the Tornado Armstrong Cannon, the "headless corpse" that he had been hiding behind him suddenly jumped up. At the same time, an electronic synthesized sound came from the belly button of the "headless corpse".

"It's great to see that you two are safe and sound. In that case, my mission ends here."

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!"

"Make sure you understand what I'm saying before we stop here!"

"Mission Food Sa Ya!"

"Don't just throw someone here and die without permission!"

"There has to be a limit to how much you can cheat people. I'm in a hurry to go back and save the world!"

The headless robot put his hand on Boss Makoto's chest with difficulty and said earnestly, "You are here not because of me. It was Master Gengai who installed a teleporter under the table. As long as Master Makoto steps on the footprints left by Master Gintoki, the teleportation will be activated when the table breaks.

Gintoki-sama, you are different from the boss. You are a foreign object that should not exist in this timeline, so don't lose the booger on your forehead... the camouflage device. This will ensure that others will not recognize you. "

"But it's easy to recognize him!" Boss Cheng emphasized, "I recognized this person who looks like **** at one glance... no, three or four glances!"

"Because you, Boss, are not considered a human being... a human being in this world, so it doesn't matter whether you recognize me or not."

Boss Cheng: (╬￣皿￣)

"Master Gintoki, Master Boss, you two must first go to Master Gengai. He will answer all your questions."

After saying this, the robot suddenly became silent.

"Hey, hey, hey! This isn't a Qiong Yao drama or a suspense drama! Can you please explain yourself clearly before you die?"

Perhaps the boss's words contained great power, or perhaps the robot was moved by the boss's sincerity. The robot, which had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke again:

"Gintoki-sama, Boss-sama, you are not alone in this era. Indeed, the world has completely changed. But no matter how the world changes, no matter how the times change, there are still things that remain unchanged and people that remain unchanged. Please...use your hands...to open up...the future..."

"Buzz~Zizi..."

The robot is completely out of power.

0355 You can be bad but you can’t play dead

The 21-year-old Shinpachi and the 32D Kagura who had cleaned up the gangsters stood in front of the boss and the Armstrong version of Gin. The four of them looked at each other and were speechless for a moment.

The four of them didn’t have nothing to say, but they just didn’t know where to start. Although in the eyes of Shinpachi and Kagura, Armstrong’s version of Gin was just a Cosplay enthusiast, but the boss with only 5mm of hair left on his head was actually an old acquaintance.

Kagura looked at his hair that was always a combination of bald and kiwi, and swallowed a big mouthful of saliva. After all, the unlimited supply of fried chicken legs, chicken wings and chicken racks not only forged an unbreakable friendship between the two sides, but also cultivated Kagura's picky taste buds.

By the way, the unlimited fried food has chicken racks, not because the boss is mean, but because many people in Northeast China, especially those in the Fengtian area, love this. That's why the boss added New Orleans-flavored and five-spice pepper and salt-flavored fried chicken racks to the fried food.

Then one day, a New Orleans native told his boss in person, "Fried chicken is not popular in our place," and the "New Orleans" flavor became the "Fuck Kaifeng cuisine" flavor.

Kagura turned around and stared at Shinpachi. Shinpachi knew what Kagura was going to say to ridicule him, so he spoke before Kagura could, "Yes, it's my fault. I mistook the boss for a transvestite bald uncle in a skirt. But because I haven't changed the lenses of my glasses for 5 years, they have aged badly, and now I can't tell the difference between humans and animals when I look at anything 50 meters away."

"You can't even see the person clearly, yet you dare to come out under the name of the Yorozuya. It seems that you haven't learned your lesson from the previous few times."

Wait! You just mentioned the cross-dressing bald uncle?

"Haha, what about you?" Shinpachi retorted, "I thought you were tired of playing house games."

"Huh? Playing house? Has your self-awareness aged more than your glasses?"

"No matter what you say, Edo doesn't need two Yorozuyas."

"Your self-awareness has finally aged and shattered, Shinbaji! You finally realized that your jack of all trades is as weak as the penis of a 70- or 80-year-old man!"

Boss Cheng nudged the disguised Ah Yin with his elbow and whispered, "There have been huge changes in the past five years. Not only have the children learned to be independent, but they have even become like adults and learned to fight among themselves! However, I still like the one who likes to cover other people's mouths and complain, and the little glutton who eats spicy fried chicken butts until she smells like chicken shit."

After hearing what the boss said, Kagura and Shinpachi were in perfect sync and shouted at the boss in unison: "No Road Race!"

"When have I ever covered anyone's mouth?"

"I don't like eating chicken butts!"

Very good, it seems that the changes in the two of them are not so great as to be earth-shattering. They are just like Gintoki, who still can't grasp the key points of the problem.

Or maybe they are very self-aware and never argue about irrefutable facts. For example, the role positioning of the complainer and the lazy girl.

However, after the two men discovered the boss's mumbling, they stopped arguing and instead focused their attention again on Boss Cheng and Armstrong's version of Gin.

"By the way..."

Unfortunately, just as Gin opened his mouth to say two words, the boss grabbed his turtle-like middle-parted hair and pressed him to the ground. He asked the two people on Gin's behalf: "So, you two are really Shinpachi and Kagura, right?"

Shinpachi came up to the boss and sniffed around his apron and neck before saying, "That's right, it's me, smelling of green onions and cooking oil."

Kagura looked at the boss for a long time and said, "Yes, he has a big head and a thick neck. He is both the boss and the cook."

"Hey, you two have to stop being possessed by Uncle Benshan!"

After confirming the boss's identity, the two people, one who grew taller and the other who grew larger, finally asked the question that had been hidden in their hearts for five years: "Why did you suddenly disappear back then?"

"Disappeared?" Boss Cheng scratched his kiwi fruit. "Maybe it's because I came here suddenly that you couldn't find me in the past five years."

“But your shop…”

"My shop?" Reminded by the two, Boss Cheng slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Fuck, we forgot about this!"

Then, Boss Cheng grabbed the Armstrong version of Yin and ran towards his restaurant. But when he got there, he saw...

"Oh, your store has turned into a garbage dump again!"

Indeed, the boss's store in this time and space disappeared, and was replaced by a scrapyard that had long been unattended. But speaking of Hu Lai, before the boss's store appeared, this place was a public scrapyard. It was just restored to the state it had been before the restaurant appeared.

However, unlike what everyone else expected, when the owner Makoto saw the restaurant disappear, he heaved a sigh of relief. Everyone else thought that the owner was probably shocked and mentally disturbed. But the owner told Gin and Shinpachi, Kagura and Sadaharu who followed him:

"It would be better if I disappeared! Disappearing would mean that my connection with other worlds would be cut off, and it would mean that I had not disappeared in other worlds for 5 years! Although..."

Boss Cheng tried to use the battle warehouse, but found that he had completely lost contact with the battle warehouse. Even the communication device that had been strengthened countless times across time and space was completely silent. So, Boss Cheng smiled bitterly and continued:

"Although, I have completely lost contact with the main control and the project team. But I think I can give them some time, or wait until I finish the tasks that must be completed in five years, and everything should be back to normal."

"So that's how it is!" the three people said in unusual tacit understanding.

"But speaking of which!" Xin Baji pointed at the Armstrong version of Gin next to Boss Cheng and asked, "Who is this person cosplaying as Gin-san? Why is he with you?"

Kagura also agreed: "He acted like he was familiar with us from the beginning."

"This..." Ah Yin panicked.

"This..." The boss's brain, which was not low in IQ, began to work rapidly. About 1.7 seconds later, the boss Cheng, who was good at making jokes on the spot, made up a story with extraordinary determination: "He is... A-Yin's distant cousin who lives in Fukushima. During the time you were away, Fukushima discharged more than 10000 tons of nuclear wastewater into the sea. Guess what? They all said that the sky of Fukushima was dyed green by the sea.

His cousin was afraid of getting cancer, so he packed up his valuables and ran to Edo overnight to seek refuge with Gin. As a result, you disappeared for three or four months, and I had no choice but to take him to your house. Then I found him a set of Gin's clothes. Then, I accidentally stepped on the table and broke it, and he and I appeared five years later. "

"What?" Kagura asked in shock, "Did you travel through time so easily?"

"Although I don't want to admit it, but boss..." Shinya pushed his severely aged body, "What you just said sounds like something you made up."

"Eh?" Boss Cheng thought, "Could it be revealed so easily?"

But then, Shinpachi asked, "How can a person travel through time just by stepping on a table?"

"I want to know too! How can I just travel to 5 years later just by stepping on a table and breaking it?"

Kagura pointed at "Gintoki's cousin" and asked, "What's the name of this cousin of Gintoki who looks like ***?"

"His name is Chinpou!" Boss Makoto blurted out, "His name is Chinpou (ちんぽう). His cousin is called Gintoki, and his name is Chinpou."

(Explanation: Treasure, ちんぽう, often refers to the little Ding Ding in Buddhist scriptures)

All right! Boss Cheng's cheating was finally revealed at this moment. After all, Gin, in terms of both appearance and temperament, has completely grasped the word "treasure". This made Shinpachi and Kagura inexplicably feel that "the name fits the person", which was strange but not inconsistent.

But what Boss Cheng cares most about is why these people suddenly disappeared for three or four months.

"You suddenly disappeared in January, and I just traveled here in early May. If you had problems a long time ago, why didn't you ask me for help to solve it?"

However, it would have been better if Boss Cheng didn't mention this. As soon as he asked this question, "Zhenbao" and Xinbaji looked at Kagura, who looked as pale as death, with burning anger in their eyes!

"Zhenbao" really wanted to tell Boss Cheng the truth about what happened four months ago, but because he was role-playing, he couldn't tell him about the ridiculous things that happened a few months ago.

Fortunately, even though it had been five years, Shinpachi still remembered the incident clearly. So, Shinpachi habitually pushed his original body and told him the whole story.

"How ridiculous can it be? Is it more ridiculous than Yin skiing on the General?"

"No, but it's almost the same." Then Xinbaji asked the boss: "Do you remember the last meal we had at your place?"

"Remember!" Boss Cheng looked at Kagura who was covering her face tightly and said, "30 catties of rice cake fried crab, 20 catties of dry-fried chicken butt, and nearly 10 catties of sticky bean buns, sticky pancakes, sticky fire scoops, and all the leftover dry-fried rice balls and beetroot soup from lunch that day."

"Yes, that time!" Xinbaji continued, "After lunch that day, she got angry with Gin-san and me. Because Gin-san said that eating too much glutinous rice is hard to digest, and asked Kagura not to run around after eating, but Kagura didn't listen, and then..."

Then, Kagura was hit by a patrol car of the Shinsengumi while running wildly on the street. Logically speaking, given the tough skin and flesh of the Yato tribe, even if they were hit and thrown away by an eight-wheeled dump truck, they would not be hurt.

But Kagura ate too much at noon that day. And the dishes either contained red peppers or were cooked with red vegetables. As a result, Kagura was hit by a car, and the food she had eaten at noon was knocked out by the car.

The scene at that time can be imagined. What came out of Kagura's mouth was either red, yellow or green. There were also various things that looked like broken internal organs, but in fact they were sticky cakes and sticky bean buns that had not had time to digest.