It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"The generals have all fled, so whoever wants to fight is wrong."

"If we don't get paid next month, we'll have to become gangsters."

"Yes, let me use your calves as a pillow for a while. I want to take a nap first."

"Oh, the ground is a little damp. Is it going to rain?"

"Please pray that the prison breakers will be more efficient, or else we will be in trouble if it really rains."

"Shh! Don't talk, there are footsteps coming from the ground again."

“Lots of footsteps!”

"Damn it! The anti-foreignization faction and the Shinsengumi are here to break into the prison!"

"Everyone lie down! Keep playing dead! Don't waste your life!"

"Roger that!"

"understand!"

"Ok!"

"Yes, boss!"

"Drink~Hulululul..."

And soon after the anti-foreignization faction and the Shinsengumi coalition entered the prison, an explosion occurred in the prison. When the guards lying on the ground saw the explosion in the prison, they decided to lie down in the prison after the jailbreakers left!

Let the people outside continue to plan how to slack off. Now let's go back to about 7 minutes ago, when Boss Cheng just entered the death row and met Zhenbao and the other two.

The three men did not try to pick the lock, but sat in the prison guard position and pointed at the prisoners in the death row. At this time, there were only three extremely heinous prisoners in the huge death row, they were:

Gengai Hiraga, who transformed Colonel Sanders into Sanders the Destroyer;

Wig Kotaro who transformed Sanders Destroyer into Takasugi Sanders Shinsuke Ultimate Destroyer;

He dressed himself up as Colonel Sanders, was first transformed into Sanders Destroyer by a strange old man, and then transformed into Takasugi Sanders Shinsuke Ultimate Destroyer by another not-so-smart guy. As a result, he was discovered and exploded while escaping. Kondo Isao, the former chief of the Shinsengumi!

After learning the identities of the three people, Boss Cheng sighed sincerely: "So, old man Genwai, Wig, and Gorilla (referring to Kondo) were all taken down in one fell swoop? How did these three idiots miraculously achieve cooperation?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" The voice of the wig suddenly came from the depths of the death row.

"Gui, your uncle! You still owe me money for 5 meals!"

Then, just when Boss Cheng was considering whether or not to rescue the two idiots, Wig and Gorilla, the two idiots' subordinates rushed into the death cell.

Although the word "kill" can reflect the aggressiveness of these people, it is indeed an exaggeration. After all, although these guys are very aggressive, they have not encountered any resistance all the way here. The original momentum was also worn away and turned into surprise and curiosity after entering the death row.

Especially when they saw the long-missing boss Makoto, the regulars of the Shinsengumi were very excited, and even Hijikata Toshio rarely showed any emotion other than anger. After all, the boss's restaurant was the only one in Edo City that not only provided mayonnaise, but also salted duck egg mayonnaise!

You asked the boss why there is salted duck egg yolk sauce in the restaurant?

The reason is very simple!

Because the boss's menu has two dishes, "Egg Yolk Baked Pumpkin" and "Egg Yolk Baked Rice Crust"! Especially the egg yolk baked rice crust, even Liyue's rice crust likes to eat it.

There’s nothing wrong with liking to eat Guoba!

Back to the point, with the emergence of the Anti-Immortals-Shinsengumi coalition, the two idiots imprisoned in the death row had to be rescued. The so-called prison door, even if equipped with a new electromagnetic lock, Boss Cheng can melt the lock body into a pool of molten iron with just a pair of bare hands. The cost is just the sweat hair on the hands and arms.

The wig and the gorilla were successfully rescued, but when rescuing Hiraga Gengai, this guy not only sat quietly in the cell without moving, but when Zhenbao went forward to pull him, he accidentally knocked Gengai's head off!

As the old man's head fell off his body, the eyes on his head began to flash red light at an increasingly faster speed. Seeing this, the Berserker Armor took the initiative to protect its master, and the boss was also quick to push the treasure out of the prison.

The next second, the old man's head and body exploded. The people in the prison corridor were affected and blown all over the place by the shock wave. The boss at the center of the explosion was protected by armor, so he was not hurt.

At this time, everyone realized that the real Hiraga Gengai had probably escaped from prison long ago. The only person left on death row during this period was the robot bionic man with a self-destruct function created by the old man.

"This old bastard!"

The three people from the Yorozuya followed the Anti-Immortalism-Shinsengumi coalition to retreat. Before leaving, the boss said to the prison guards lying on the ground pretending to be dead: "The monitoring system has been destroyed. You should lie down more widely. Don't forget the death row. It's too clean and too abnormal to have only explosions in there. So when you lie down in there, don't forget to create some traces of fighting. Oh, and your makeup and clothes should look miserable. Details determine success or failure. Even acting must be realistic. Finally, thank you for your cooperation."

After Boss Cheng left, the people lying on the ground stood up and looked in the direction where the boss disappeared.

"Was he just teaching us how to clean up afterward?"

"He could have just walked away."

"But he took the initiative to remind us to pay attention to details."

"Thank us!"

"I never thought he was such a nice guy!"

0358 I cheated someone and someone cheated me

Wig and Gorilla's men were having a celebration party, although they didn't know what they had to celebrate. After all, it was more like they were there to pick up their boss from prison than to break out of the prison.

The boss and Zhenbao did not participate in the celebration. They both felt that this behavior was just a waste of precious time, not to mention that the most important Hiraga Gengai was still missing. Only Kagura and Shinpachi were forced to stay.

However, just as Boss Cheng and Zhenbao were about to leave the secret room where the banquet was held,

When they reached the secret base, Wig and Hijikata actually followed the two out quietly.

"You finally showed up?" Hijikata looked up at the increasingly heavy rain and flicked the remaining half of his cigarette into a puddle on the road in annoyance. "In the past five years, everyone has had a hard time, whether looking for you or just staying alive."

"It's been 5 years, and everyone has changed a lot. Especially you, Yin! What have you been through in these 5 years? Why have you turned into a giant, walking stick of gold?"

"You... recognized me?"

"Even if you turn into ashes!"

"Even if you turn into shit!"

"There's no way we wouldn't recognize you!"

Gintoki couldn't help but look at Boss Makoto who was holding his shoulders. The boss naturally knew what he wanted to ask, so he told Gintoki: "Maybe the two kids didn't recognize you, but they didn't dare to recognize you. After all, we don't just rely on appearance to identify a person. Your voice, habits, and even walking posture are the key to others recognizing you. Although your appearance has changed... but you are still the same you, there is no change except your appearance."

"So... hehe..." Gintoki gave a few helpless and disappointed smiles, "Looking at the source, this old man's booger is really redundant."

"But I think that Lao Deng's arrangement may not be as simple as we thought."

"Hey!" Hijikata suddenly asked the boss, "Do you have any more salted egg yolk sauce?"

The boss shook his head and said, "It was a sudden incident, so I didn't bring it."

"It came so suddenly?" Hijikata narrowed his eyes and asked the boss: "How did you get through the past five years?"

"I came here through time travel." The boss replied.

Although Wig and Hijikata knew that the bald man in front of them had great magical powers, they did not know the boss's true background. However, the two did not think that Boss Makoto and Gintoki, who had turned into a... were lying. After all, Gintoki had turned into... Moreover, the two of them had a temperament that was incompatible with this era.

Wig asked Gintoki: "Do you remember what you told me?"

"what's up?"

"So..." The old smoker lit up another cigarette for himself before asking, "You're not the missing Gintoki, right?"

"Why do you say that?" Gintoki asked.

"It's just the police's intuition. After all, I was a police officer before, and of course I investigated the case of your disappearance in the toilet. And the on-site investigation at that time proved that you had hemorrhoids. But looking at your lively appearance now, you don't look like someone with ruptured hemorrhoids at all."

"Wow, you have hemorrhoids!" Boss Cheng patted Gintoki on the shoulder and said to him, "After this is over, don't forget to remind me to buy you Mayinglong brand hemorrhoid suppositories. Also, their lipstick and eye cream are said to be very good."

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki immediately asked, "Why does a company that produces hemorrhoid suppositories also produce lipstick and eye cream?"

"Isn't it good to have two mouths to take care of both your upper and lower eyes? Besides, he can take care of both your skin and your eyelids. Isn't it wonderful to be able to see both the upper and lower parts?"

“Hahaha!” The man with the wig on the side laughed, “After hearing what the boss said, I also want to try it with Yin!”

Unfortunately, the happy atmosphere caused by the topic of hemorrhoids came and went quickly. Soon the topic returned to the disaster caused by the "white curse".

"White Curse... No, we have seen this thing before you in this world gave it this name." Then, the wig asked Gintoki: "Do you remember the decisive battle 15 years ago?"

"The one with no winner?"

"Yes, that was the battle." The wig said faintly, "I don't know whether the shogunate at that time was driven crazy by us or fooled by someone. In order to put an end to the protracted war, the shogunate activated the mercenary army before the decisive battle. They were the guys who would plunge the entire planet into a devastating disaster if they joined the war."

"Nightmare!"

"You still remember them!"

"I've heard of that group of people." Hijikata flicked the burnt cigarette butt into the rain. "They relied on an evil magic called 'poison' to cause great casualties to the anti-foreign army. But looking back at the past 'poison' from today's perspective, it was probably something like a nano-mechanical virus. And the 'poison' they used is very similar to the white curse that is sweeping across the world now."

"But, this is impossible!" Gintoki stressed firmly, "I clearly killed all those nightmares!"

"What if there are still remnants of their party?"

Gintoki frowned and looked at the wig, and asked, "Where's the evidence?"

"I don't know, but you must have discovered something five years ago, so you took action before the White Curse broke out. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come to me all of a sudden and said those weird things when we were reminiscing about the past. Damn it, why didn't I think at the time that you weren't the only one who had to bear the sin!"

However, at this moment, the boss jumped onto the roof, shouted "Who is it?", and chased after a figure wearing a bamboo hat and holding a tin staff.

However, the speed of this figure obviously exceeded Boss Cheng's understanding of the martial power of this world. In just a blink of an eye, the opponent disappeared into the darkness of the rainy night.

"Did you see it?" Gintoki asked.

"I saw it, and I saw it clearly." The wig replied, "It looks exactly like the nightmares that died 15 years ago!"

Not long after, Boss Makoto returned to Gintoki and the other two. Gintoki, knowing that Boss was wearing high-tech armor, immediately asked, "Didn't you find it?"

The boss shook his head and replied, "It was raining so hard that it affected the accuracy of the biological signal search. It's also possible that the biological signal on that guy was too weak. But one thing is certain, the direction that guy fled was exactly where the city center of Edo City is."

"Wait until the rain stops!" Gintoki stretched out his hand to catch the rain that rolled down from the eaves, "Nothing can be done in this kind of weather."

After the two of them said goodbye to the wig and Hijikata, they planned to go back to the Yorozuya to spend the night. However, since the two of them did not attend the banquet, they decided to go to a small izakaya in Tose to solve the problem of dinner.

But when the two arrived at the pub, they saw that the target of the prison break tonight was sitting at the bar of the pub, leisurely drinking wine and eating snacks.

"Ah! So many people are meeting each other tonight after a long time!" Tosei said hello to the limp Gintoki and asked, "Why, you suddenly felt like having a drink with me?"

Gintoki sat at the bar, while Boss Makoto went straight to Hiraga Gen who was cracking edamame, and stepped on the round stool next to the old man and asked, "Old man, can you explain to me why the table upstairs suddenly broke?"

The old man raised his head slightly, glanced at the boss, then raised his glass and took a sip of sake.

"Excuse me, could you please take your feet off the stool? You're stepping on my friend's seat. If you have any questions, just ask him."

Boss Makoto turned his head and saw a black and white photo of Gintoki on the bar opposite the empty stool. Below the black and white photo, there was a cup of sake and a flower-hair combination of the same configuration. Gintoki, who was sitting next to his own portrait, took the cup in front of the portrait and drank the sake in it.

At this time, the old man Gengai turned around and asked the boss and Gintoki: "How is it? The world over here."

"Not very good," the boss replied. "It's already a mess and it's likely to get worse."

"Yes, in order to let you know what a mess this world is, you actually went through such a long detour to bring us here."

"I never thought that the invention that took me five years to develop would be turned into waste by you guys."

"Don't bother!" Boss Cheng took the initiative to point out: "The robot was broken by Gintoki, it has nothing to do with me. When I met them, the robot's head had already fallen off."

"Hey! Don't be treacherous at a time like this!"

"Haha, you don't need to worry, the robot is not completely damaged." After saying that, the old man from Yuanwai asked again: "How is it? Have you two found a way to change the future?"

Boss Cheng shook his head honestly.

Gintoki said: "Who knows! Forget about the future, even the ghosts from 15 years ago have come out on their own initiative."

Deng Se also nodded and agreed: "As it is now, let alone changing the future, you may not even be able to find out the cause of your own death."

Boss Cheng shrugged and said sarcastically, "At least he didn't die in the toilet or the septic tank."

As soon as these words came out, the small pub was immediately filled with a cheerful atmosphere. The old man Genwai said, "The core of the robot is not damaged. Just recharge it and install a new head. Even if it doesn't work this time, we can send you back to one or two years ago to give you more time to investigate."

"Hey! Damn old man!" Gintoki yelled in dissatisfaction: "You just called us here casually, and then sent us back to a year or two ago. Don't you know anything?"

"Of course I don't know!" The old man said, "Besides, it wasn't me who brought you here. It was you, Yin! Before you disappeared, you asked me to create a time thief. He said that if he couldn't come back, he would use the time thief to bring you and the hotel owner here.

Even the idea of ​​hiding the note in the Yorozuya and stepping on the table to start the teleportation was something you came up with and asked me to arrange. You said that if you can't save the world, you will let another you and the owner of the restaurant help you save it.

Tsk, what a willful guy. Do you know how much effort I put into being a time thief and setting up the trap under the table? When this is over, don't forget to pay me the commission and processing fees. And the interest accumulated over the past five years must be paid to me at three times the bank's interest rate for the same period!"

After saying that, old man Genwai carried the time thief who had been brought down from upstairs (referring to the Yorozuya) and walked towards the door of the izakaya.

"Hey, old man!" Boss Cheng suddenly called out to Hiraga Gengai and asked him, "How much is the total cost this time?"