It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"If you don't have time to eat, just save up the beautiful girl's breakfast and lunch and eat them together!"

"Speaking of eating! Gin-san, I noticed a new Chinese self-service restaurant opened on the street behind the house!"

"Chinese food! Please, Xinbaji! With our financial situation this month, there is no way we can afford Chinese food!"

"Gin-chan, let's go have a Chinese buffet for lunch!"

"Yes, Gin-san! I saw the prices written on the sign of that store are super cheap, and it seems that there is no limit on the number of meals provided, so you can eat as much as you want!"

"Unlimited! Is there really such a good thing? Doesn't the owner of this store know that many people on this street look weak and timid, but are actually complete good-for-nothings?"

"Gin-san, let's try it at noon!"

"Gin-chan, let's try it at noon!"

"Okay then, let's go to the newly opened lunch box restaurant to try it out at noon!"

"Eh? Gin-san! How do you know that's a box lunch place?"

"Yes! Why should I know that?"

So, a brand new encounter is about to happen again in the lunch box restaurant at noon.

"Why do you use the word 'again'?"

At this moment, a smile appeared on Gintoki's lips.

0366 Life is like a trash can

New chapter, new story!

it has started!

……

"How is this possible! How could they lose!"

In the main medical department, the invited boss Cheng's "big family", Zhou Zhezhi, and the Avengers were sitting in the reception room of the medical department, discussing the patient's "illness" with the attending physician.

In response to the accusations from the “patient’s family,” the attending physician corrected the situation by saying, “They didn’t lose, they almost died. Their battle was a matter of life and death, not victory or defeat.”

In the laboratory of the medical department, a 196cm tall guy was as thin as a stick and was soaking in a large jar filled with nutrient solution. If it weren't for the oxygen mask on his mouth, he would be no different from a medical specimen.

Boss Cheng, who was soaked in a jar as a specimen, also forced himself to go from over 120 kilograms to less than 120 kilograms.

On the other side, in an instrument that looked very expensive and advanced, the head of the Guardian Coordination Department, Rai Zang, who was once one of the top three red wizards, was also undergoing a long mental recovery treatment.

And five or six guardians of the cornerstone world who were once in the limelight were now sitting in wheelchairs, looking pale and sick.

"them……"

The head of the medical department replied, "They all died and came back to life not long ago, but because they haven't experienced the feeling of climbing out of a resurrection capsule for so long, they appear to be a little uncomfortable. But it doesn't matter. In a few hours, they will be back to normal."

"But..." Zhou Zhe asked directly, "What happened? They are so strong, why did they lose so badly?"

Yabuki covered his face with his hands and replied, "In just a moment, that one-eyed hedgehog-head not only destroyed Lao Cheng's fleet, but also smashed Lao Cheng's flagship with his body, killing all of us except Lao Cheng and Raizo in an instant."

"Seconds? You guys?" Zhou Zhezhi stressed, "But you're all in the top 10!"

"Yeah, they were all in the top 10." Another guardian who came back from the dead sighed and said, "They were obviously in the top 10, but they couldn't even withstand a single attack from the opponent and were blasted into pieces."

"The enemy is so strong!"

"Yes, they are that strong." The head of the medical department introduced: "In fact, the enemy they encountered this time is already stronger than we can understand. If it weren't for the big boss on the cultivation side who stepped into the void and rescued the exhausted Spartans and Minister Lei Zang, I'm afraid they would have died there."

"But when I was being rescued, in order to buy myself some time, I threw my lower body out like a bomb. Then I let the armor take my upper body and the overdrawn Raizang away, and only then did we successfully reunite with the immortal master who rescued us."

As an electronic synthesized voice similar to that of the boss was heard, everyone saw a barrel-shaped tracked robot with two WIFI antennas on its head, which slowly walked towards them at a speed of about 5 kilometers per hour.

Of course, everyone knew that the "trash can" in front of them, who was less than 1.2 meters tall, was Boss Cheng. However...

"But why did I become a smart trash can?" The trash can turned around and pointed at itself in the culture tank with its branch-like mechanical hand, and answered everyone: "In order to repair my exploded lower body, the desperate virus used too many elements and nutrients from my upper body. So when I was rescued, I not only suffered from severe osteoporosis, but my body also fell into a state of suspended animation due to lack of nutrients."

"It can be said that Boss Makoto has a big problem with his whole body except for his brain." Orochimaru then appeared and continued to explain to everyone: "And the biggest problem is that the boss's body and organs have fallen into a deep sleep, but his brain continues to remain active. In order to prevent the boss's consciousness from being trapped in his body, we use a consciousness projection device to allow him to project his self-consciousness onto this little robot."

“That’s why I can let my consciousness leave my body and turn into a small trash can and wander around.”

"Lao Cheng, I have a question for you." Rogers said, "What kind of mission was it that caused the space battleship to be blown up, and you almost died... where did you die?"

"Speaking of this mission, it's actually very simple. It's to go to the discovered and confirmed 30th cornerstone world to intercept an alien spaceship that is heading to Earth. But everything that happened next was too sudden."

Indeed, everything happened too suddenly!

Suddenly a mission was issued, suddenly we encountered the enemy, and suddenly we were almost wiped out.

The process of discovering the 30th cornerstone world was strange enough. It was not discovered by the technical department or any other department. Instead, it was discovered by the cultivators in the mirror of the competitive world by chance when they were studying the skills.

A tyrant who knows divination discovered that this is not only another cornerstone world related to the existence and stability of the competitive world, but also predicted through divination that a series of disasters will befall the human beings in this world. And the most deadly threat happens to come from the outer space area of ​​​​the earth in this world, which happens to be the kind of threat that the competitive world is best at dealing with.

The General Affairs Department soon received news from the other side of the world. In the eyes of the General Affairs Department, this crisis was as easy to resolve as the invasion of the Zeta aliens in the wasteland world. As long as they calculated the location and trajectory of the invaders in advance, and then sent a small fleet to jump over and send the invaders on their way.

As for selecting guardians and sending guardians to cornerstone world No. 30, there was no need to rush. After all, the selection of guardians for cornerstone world No. 29 had just begun, and they could use the opportunity of selecting guardians for cornerstone world No. 29 to select guardians for cornerstone world No. 30 as well.

Therefore, the General Affairs Department, which did not regard the impending alien invasion of Cornerstone World No. 30 as a major event, directly handed the news of repelling the invaders from World No. 30 to the Guardian Coordination Department.

Then, after receiving the mission, Raizo selected four guards who were good at group battles and two guards who were good at single combat from the existing guards. Together with the owner of the space fleet, Boss Cheng, the eight of them boarded the boss's battleship and traveled to another world to intercept the aliens.

Then, when they saw that the beam of the wave cannon bypassed the opponent's space fleet due to the strong repulsive force, they immediately started the wave engine and began to jump without even thinking about it.

But before the ship could jump, a figure broke through the Spartan armor that could kill 40000 people and entered the interior of the battleship. Unfortunately, the battleship paused the jump that was about to be launched because the outer armor of the flagship was penetrated.

As a result, the boss's six warships were all sunk by a one-eyed hedgehog. The guardians in the flagship couldn't even withstand a single move from the opponent. Only Boss Cheng and Raizo didn't perform too badly, but that was because Raizo had a magic shield, and the boss not only had Uru alloy to absorb energy, but also had the desperate virus to help repair his body.

However, after resisting three or five attacks, Lei Zang's magic shield was completely shattered, and Lei Zang fainted due to excessive mental exhaustion. In order to create an opportunity to escape, the boss did not hesitate to throw out the entire lower body that was broken by the opponent as a super bomb.

Fortunately, the 10,000-degree high temperature generated by the explosion successfully delayed the opponent's pace. And the boss and Lei Zang were also rescued by the immortal master who came later. Not only did they save Lei Zang and themselves, but they also saved the Berserker armor that was escaping with them.

As for the boss's fleet and the sweet cheese subroutine that controlled the fleet, they all turned into space junk and remained forever in the vast universe of Cornerstone World No. 30.

"What happened next?" Denise asked her boss, "Did that great cultivator go back and kill everyone?"

"No." Trash Can replied, "After the boss sent us back and told the General Affairs Department about our defeat, they returned to their own side."

"The big bosses of cultivation don't care?" Denise asked again.

"It's not that we don't care, but we can't care!" An official from the General Affairs Department who stayed behind to write a report explained, "According to the agreement we made with other higher-dimensional civilizations... Never mind. All you need to know is that if they take action, they will undermine the agreement and make things more and more troublesome."

Even Orochimaru, who had half of the ownership belonged to the master controller, asked: "In this case, wouldn't the problem of cornerstone world No. 30 be very difficult to solve?"

"It's quite difficult to deal with." The official from the General Affairs Department who wrote the report said frankly: "According to the calculations of the cultivators, there will be more and more threats capable of destroying Cornerstone World No. 30, and most of these threats may exceed the current capabilities of the competitive world and all the contestants."

"What are you going to do?"

The General Affairs Department official shook his head and said helplessly: "Unless we do it ourselves and destroy Cornerstone World No. 30. But we are not sick, and it is impossible for us to send out the interstellar fleet to blow up our own cornerstone, so there is no way at the moment."

"So, just for now?" Tony also asked, "Do you mean to say that although you haven't been able to solve the troubles in World 30, you have actually grasped the direction of solving the troubles."

After obtaining permission from the General Affairs Department officials, the head of the Medical Department told everyone, "That's about it. We plan to use this time to overcome some difficulties in genetic technology. In fact, we have been working on this work all along. But we didn't find a breakthrough until the Spartan was perfectly integrated with the Extremis virus."

"Then I was captured alive by the Spartans and sold here." Dr. Killian, who had no resentment at all, continued excitedly: "We found that the Extremis virus, which had perfectly merged with the Spartans, seemed to have been trying to break through the limitations of the Spartans' genes."

"Genetic limitations?" everyone asked in confusion.

However, Tony suddenly thought of a possibility and asked Dr. Killian: "The so-called God's Seal?"

"You can say that! However, judging from the results of the blood samples of the Spartans in the past six months, the ability of the Extremis virus seems to have reached its limit."

"Or rather..." Orochimaru suddenly smiled sinisterly, "The desperate virus in the boss's body has encountered a bottleneck and needs some additional stimulation."

"Hey! I'm warning you!" Boss Makoto, who was in the form of a trash can, stared at the two whiskers (antennas) on the "lid" and yelled at Orochimaru and the head of the medical department: "If you want to do experiments, go find someone else. Don't use my body as a guinea pig!"

But after hearing what the boss said, Orochimaru's smile became even more sinister. He then walked to the side of the boss's sticky body and asked the boss in the trash can form: "Aren't you curious, boss? Your body has been soaked in nutrient solution, but the desperate virus has not yet absorbed the nutrients and repaired your body?"

"I beep, beep, beep, Orochimaru! You beep, beep, beep, why aren't you beeping."

Don't blame Boss Cheng for being furious, because when the medical department was messing around with him, the boss was probably still in a coma caused by lack of nutrients. To put it more clearly, the boss was starving.

Then, the boss, who was so angry that he was jumping up and down, heard two "clicks", and the two whiskers (antennas) on his head actually fell to the ground!

The boss was stunned!

He didn't understand why he could still control the trash can to move around even though the antenna responsible for receiving brain waves had fallen off.

unless……

"Don't worry, Spartan. Our technology is already quite mature." The head of the medical department comforted his boss, "Although we have transferred your soul from your body to the machine. But this is only temporary. After a while, your subordinates (referring to the academy) will send you your new body - a synthetic human made based on your genes."

Trash can boss: (?_?)

"Look, we didn't use your clone to conduct experiments behind your back. Instead, we used your real body to conduct experiments directly. Aren't we honest enough?"

The trash can boss said with a straight face, "Because my clone will explode."

“Oh, that’s not important!” The head of the medical department waved his hand and said, “What’s important is that we are honest enough and have enough confidence in the experiment.”

Even Orochimaru leaned over and helped the person in charge to persuade him, "The reason we extracted the boss's soul first is because we were afraid that after the boss found out that we were using your body for experiments, he would choose to self-destruct and be reborn. Besides, with my skills..."

"You're relying on your skilled self-destruction skills, right?" The boss complained to Orochimaru, "Even contestants who are good at courting death don't revive as often as you do. After all, they can only buy insurance per session, but you buy insurance for the whole year."

Orochimaru: (?д?;)

"So what?" Faced with the fact that the rice was about to be cooked, the boss had to compromise and asked again: "So as the only victim and participant of this experiment, you have to tell me what kind of experiment you are doing on my body?"

"That makes sense." Orochimaru then told the boss, "We have already transferred the purest mitochondria from the original Hashirama cells into the boss's body."

0367 Claims cannot be delayed

The good news is that the mitochondria of Hashirama's cells did not reject the desperate virus.

The bad news is that the mitochondria of Hashirama's cells did not fuse with the Desperate Virus.

The good and bad news is that the mitochondria of Hashirama's cells and the desperate virus have persisted. The two have been in a state of "I don't move unless the enemy moves" for a long time, but this has also caused Boss Makoto's body to fall into a strange state...

What's so weird about it? It's because he has no soul and has become a vegetable!

The biggest problem is that the boss's body no longer absorbs nutrients, and the boss in the culture tank is still as thin as a stick. Even if the boss's soul is transferred back to the body in the culture tank, the body still acts as a human vegetable.

but……

Denise looked at her boss's new look and asked him curiously, "Didn't I say I would use a synthetic human body to fool you first?"

"They used my genes to create synthetic humans, but the parts other than the electronic synthetic brain exploded as soon as they were created. Then those people took my electronic brain to the technical department, and the technical department gave them a C-type biochemical prosthesis for the Saiyong Miscellaneous Soldier. In the end, this is what you see!"

"But it's okay." Denise shrugged and said, "Although it doesn't look like a human anymore, at least it still has some human shape. And congratulations, boss! You finally have hair!"

"Yes, I specially asked the stylist in the academy to help me recreate the hedgehog hair!"

"But your appearance..."

Zhou Zhe stared at the boss's "new face" and couldn't help frowning.

"Isn't he handsome?" Boss Cheng asked Zhou Zhezhi.

"You are handsome indeed, but don't you think you look a lot like... Zun Long?"

"He and I are very similar!" the boss emphasized in a self-hypnotic way.

"Marshal!" Lao Zhou asked him directly: "Can you have some shame?"

The boss pointed to his face, which looked very similar to Zun Long, and emphasized again: "Isn't this what we want?"

After hearing this explanation, Zhou Zhe rolled his eyes, then turned around and went out to make a phone call to report his safety to UEG.

Crossbones Brock, who has now become the chief deliveryman of the catering company, also praised Boss Cheng's new look sincerely after seeing his new look: "Wow, Boss, your new look... half biological and half mechanical structure, so stylish!"

Even Tony, who heard the news and came to watch the fun, looked at his boss's biochemical prosthesis for a long time and commented: "The technology is not too advanced, but the process difficulty and manufacturing cost are well controlled. It looks like a mass-produced product on an assembly line."

"You're right. What they gave me is a mass-produced model." Boss Cheng gestured at his original height and said, "This C-shaped prosthesis with heels is only 190cm tall, but it's already the tallest and strongest of the three mass-produced models."

"Can you tell me about the differences between the models, Makoto? I'm quite interested in these bio-prosthetics."

"Okay." Then the boss introduced Tony: "Type A is a general type, also known as the standard type, which is a model with balanced strength, speed, and defense. The factory height is 180 cm and the weight is 98 to 103 kg.

Type B is the agile type, also known as the lightweight type, with a height of only 170 cm and a weight of only about 75 kg. The density of bones and artificial muscles is reduced, so the strength and defense are reduced, but the speed is 30% higher than that of Type A and twice that of Type C.

Type C is a power type, which is a high-protection type like me. The factory height is 190 cm and the weight is 150 kg. It uses the highest density carbon ceramic bones and semi-mechanical artificial muscles. The speed is relatively slow, but the power is great and the body is stronger.

In addition, the technical department told me that the energy core of this mass-produced prosthesis has been replaced with a high-power version. This is the type that is usually used as a grassroots commander or a small boss, so the performance is stronger than the general C type. "