It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"Why do you think so, Boss?"

"It is often said that no matter how powerful a force is, it will pale and powerless in the face of reality!"

"Although what you said makes sense, are you also a vulgar person who judges people by their appearance?"

"They are just two stones. Why would I judge them by appearance? If I really like gemstones, why not order a 20-kilogram artificial red envelope?"

"Okay." The Reality Gem has realized his own "shallowness", so after admitting his mistake, he emphasized to his boss again: "In short, I can't erase the energy released by the Power Gem. So..."

"So, I hope Ronan loses all his aim and dies of exhaustion without being able to hit anyone!"

"The wish takes effect!"

Coincidentally, the Guardians of the Galaxy also rushed to the bridge from the core area of ​​the Dark Star. When Drax the Destroyer saw Ronan, who had killed his wife and daughter, he rushed up without hesitation. As soon as Ronan saw Drax, he swung his hammer at Drax's head.

But when Ronan swung the hammer, he found that the hammer was completely out of his control. He was clearly aiming at Drax's head, but his muscles controlled the hammer to hit Drax's shoulder.

Drax dodged Ronan's hammer effortlessly and stabbed Ronan's eye socket with the dagger in his hand.

Seeing this, Ronan immediately retracted his hammer and blocked it in front of himself, while raising his right foot to kick Drax in the abdomen. However, he never expected that such a simple and unpretentious kick would also brush past Drax's belt.

But it was because of this overly powerful kick that Ronan lost his balance, allowing him to dodge Drax's dagger. However, based on the two moves Ronan just performed, Drax was really confused.

Drax couldn't understand what Ronan was up to. If aiming at the head and hitting the shoulder could be considered a diversion, then what about Ronan's kick that made him fall off the ground?

"Big idiot, what are you standing there for?" Rocket, who really turned into a rocket after putting on Thor's hammer, hit Ronan's lungs with a supersonic rocket headbutt.

But Ronan, who was knocked out, reached out and grabbed Rocket's ear, which was covered by the nano armor. It may be that Ronan's action was regarded as a non-strike action, so he was able to catch Rocket accurately.

The next moment, Ronan raised the hammer in his right hand and smashed it towards Rocket's head. But his action was changed again, causing the hammer in his hand to hit nothing.

Coincidentally, Rocket was also afraid that Ronan's hammer would really hit him on the head, so he struggled to break free from Ronan's left hand and flew far away.

But it happened that Ronan's hammer was idle and the rocket broke free at the same time, which not only resulted in Ronan's hammer being idle, but also the hammer head of the hammer making contact with the battleship deck.

In an instant, the surging energy of the Power Stone was transmitted to Ronan's own warship through his hammer. In just a blink of an eye, the huge warship was destroyed by the power of the gem and disintegrated in the stratosphere of Xandar.

To the people outside the Dark Star battleship, the entire ship seemed to be descending and then suddenly broke into pieces with a loud crash.

In an instant, everyone on the Dark Star fell into a free fall, but the wreckage of the warship that was hammered gained an acceleration much faster than the free fall. So many crew members on the Dark Star were pressed down to the surface of the planet by the wreckage of the warship in the next second of free fall.

Boss Cheng and the five members of the Guardians of the Galaxy were relatively luckier because they were wearing Thor's hammer power armor, so they were out of the falling range of the battleship debris the next second after the spaceship shattered.

However, after a brief moment of confusion, these people rushed back into the debris of the spacecraft without hesitation. Among them, Gamora wanted to go back to save her sister Nebula, while the others had to grab the hammer with the power gem from Ronan before he landed.

Otherwise, Ronan would probably prefer to die rather than perish together with Xandar.

In fact, Ronan, who was in free fall, did intend to smash the entire Xandar planet to pieces the moment he landed. And in order to ensure that his plan was foolproof, he stepped on the fragments of the battleship and accelerated towards the ground.

"Want to land? No way!"

Star-Lord charged and sent Ronan flying dozens of meters. Groot also flew to Ronan's side, stretching out countless vines to tightly wrap around Ronan's right arm holding the hammer. Drax stepped on Groot's vines, grabbed the hammer in Ronan's hand, and used all his strength to pull the hammer out of his hand.

But at this moment, Ronan actually pulled the power gem off the hammer with his bare hands. Then Ronan, holding the gem, broke Groot's vines with a punch, and used a headbutt to knock Drax, who was holding the hammer, away. Star-Lord and Rocket were about to shoot Ronan's arm, but he actually grabbed Groot and used the huge body of the vegetative man as his shield.

Seeing this, the boss immediately asked the Reality Gem: "Hey! How come he can hit the target so accurately again?"

"Come on, Boss! The Power Stone is in his hand, and reality can no longer make his nerve signal transmission abnormal!"

The boss took out the Crucible Axe that he had treasured in the battle warehouse, then accelerated suddenly and rushed towards Ronan at a speed of more than Mach 5.

Ronan, who had experienced many battles, immediately realized the danger was approaching, and at the critical moment, he barely avoided the sharp blade of the Crucible. However, although his body avoided the boss's axe, his hand holding the meat shield was chopped off by the boss. Groot flew away immediately after escaping Ronan's control, and Star-Lord and Rocket took the opportunity to pour ammunition at Ronan.

However, Ronan, who was becoming more and more proficient in using the power gem, immediately used the gem's energy to open an energy shield for himself. The attacks of Star-Lord and Rocket were all blocked by the shield, and Ronan, who only had one arm left, was unharmed.

However, the boss also seized the opportunity when Ronan opened the shield, so he once again launched a surprise attack from bottom to top, swinging the magic crucible and slashing at Ronan's back.

In an instant, the protective shield of the Power Stone was cut open by the magic cauldron. The boss's magic cauldron also penetrated through the hole and scratched Ronan's buttocks.

"Ah! Lowly maggot!"

In pain, Ronan's shield shattered. However, Ronan turned over in anger and swung his fist holding the power gem at Boss Cheng's face.

At this critical moment, the boss did not retreat. He raised his head to avoid Ronan's fist and swung the magic crucible again to chop at the opponent's head. Ronan saw that the boss's blade was about to fall, so he immediately adjusted the direction of his fist and smashed it towards the boss's right arm holding the magic crucible.

"Boom!"

At the moment of contact, the Berserker Arm Armor, Thor's Hammer Arm Armor and the boss's entire right arm were turned into bloody pieces. The boss was also blown away dozens of kilometers due to the explosion of gem energy.

The Crucible Battle Axe had already flown away to who knows where, and the boss was dizzy and coughed up a few mouthfuls of blood. However, for the boss, these "minor injuries" could not take his life.

When the boss was blown away, he not only did not feel upset or regretful, but he even wanted to laugh.

As for why he wanted to laugh...

"Boom!"

The explosion happened again, but this time it was not the boss who was blown up, but the confused Ronan.

Ronan couldn't understand why his body was only stained with some flesh and blood of "maggots" and suddenly exploded?

And what exploded was not just what was on Ronan's body, but also the blood foam floating in the air near him.

This sudden and unexpected explosion caused the Power Stone to slip out of Ronan's hand, but the place where the stone slipped was still within Ronan's reach.

The boss's thrusters were severely damaged by the explosion, and Sweet Cheese, who was in tune with the boss, immediately jumped out of Garuda. The transforming fighter flew straight to Ronan under the remote control of Sweet Cheese, and Sweet Cheese activated the thrusters himself and rushed towards the boss.

"Sweet cheese!"

"Roger that!"

"See that shiny stone?"

"Target locked, meow!"

"Throw me over there."

"But Pilot, your body..."

"It's still a long way to go before you die!"

"understand!"

Sweet Cheese grabbed Boss Cheng's leg and swung him flying.

Fortunately, Sweet Cheese has always been good at throwing the Pilot, and Boss Cheng also grabbed the falling Power Stone tightly after 5 seconds of "unpowered flight".

However, at the moment when Boss Cheng grasped the Power Stone, several members of the Guardians of the Galaxy suddenly shouted at the boss, "Let go!"

In just a moment, the most primitive, purest, and most chaotic cosmic energy contained in the power gem spread from the boss's left hand to his entire body. At this moment, the boss suddenly had a strong premonition that "Shit, my body may not be able to hold on."

Gamora, who had just sent her sister Nebula to the ground, made a prompt decision and notified the others via comms: "Quick, we have to help the boss share the energy of the Power Stone!"

After saying that, Gamora took off again and rushed towards the shining boss thousands of meters above the sky. After receiving the notice, Quill also rushed towards the boss without hesitation, followed by Drax.

Rocket patted Groot on the shoulder and told him, "Even if it's just for the gold, we have to help. If I lose this gold, it would be more painful than dying in a cage!"

The three members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, one raccoon, and one vegetable man flew to the boss, risking their own death to help the boss share the original cosmic energy released from the Power Stone. After about two or three seconds, the Power Stone, which had released 3 times more energy than usual, ultimately failed to kill the stranger holding it. So the Power Stone, which had no choice but to compromise with the boss, had to admit that the boss was qualified to hold it.

As a result, the Power Stone fell silent. The three members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, a raccoon, a plant man, and the boss survived this life-and-death crisis together.

However, before they could even celebrate, they saw that the clear sky was suddenly covered by a dark and thick cloud. The problem was that the cloud did not appear in the lower part of the troposphere, but gathered in the stratosphere by some strange coincidence. Its thickness even penetrated the entire stratosphere of Xandar from top to bottom!

The next moment, terrifying and chilling energy began to accumulate in the dark clouds, and colorful lightning shone through the thick clouds, emitting breathtaking light.

If there was a cultivator master present at this moment, he would definitely exclaim...

"Ah! There really is a seven-colored heavenly thunder catastrophe coming to the world!"

"There are powerful beings in this world who can transcend the heavenly thunder tribulation and ascend to heaven?"

"What kind of a shitty world is this? How come a powerful person suddenly appeared without any notice?"

Thunder rumbled in the sky of Xandar, and various immortal cultivators in the mirror plane of the competitive world broke through the void and descended on Xandar.

One of the cultivators who often moved between the two planes (the one who saved people at the beginning) took a closer look and found that the person who was in the center of the seven-colored heavenly thunder tribulation that was about to erupt was not some senior cultivator at all, but the Guardian of World No. 27, who was known as "the first guardian of the Cornerstone World to commit suicide" - Cheng-A303!

But how is this possible? The next moment, the cultivator felt his scalp tingling, and then he ignored his manners and shouted in panic, "Quick! Please ask the ancestor to come out and stop the thunder tribulation from coming! Otherwise... the competitive world may be in danger of a disaster!"

Then, a greasy and sloppy middle-aged man with a short flat head but bald head, wearing a yellowed T-shirt, gray wrinkled shorts, and flip-flops, came walking in the air, picking his nose.

The sloppy middle-aged man looked up at the seven-colored lightning tribulation, smiled and muttered: "Oh, this is really a big scene. However, you can't fall down, and those who deserve to be struck by you can't be struck by you. Just disperse, there is no need to be serious about this, when he really intends to act against the will of heaven..."

The sloppy middle-aged man flicked a piece of booger stuck on his little fingernail, then turned his head to look at the unconscious Boss Cheng. But this glance made the sloppy middle-aged man's pupils shrink suddenly.

The thunderbolt dissipated, and the boss woke up from his coma. However, the boss, who had just woken up and still had a silly look on his face, had no idea how earth-shattering the scene just now was.

The sloppy middle-aged man came to Boss Cheng with an unhappy look on his face and asked him, "You don't plan to cultivate immortality, right?"

"What kind of cultivation is this?" the boss asked stupidly.

"You don't plan to repair it?"

The boss scratched his still hair and asked, "Why should I cultivate immortality?"

"Well, you can't forget it even if you die! You are not allowed to practice the North Sea Divine Art, the Six Harmonies and Eight Desolations Only I Am Supreme Art, the Nine Yin Manual, or the Nine Yang Divine Art. You are not allowed to practice the Sunflower Manual and the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing. You are not allowed to practice pirated versions either! Also, you are not allowed to learn Raizo's Chaos Magic. You can learn everything except Chaos. You can learn Ninjutsu if you want to. It doesn't matter to what extent you learn it.

But you must remember that you cannot even touch anything like immortal cultivation techniques or magic! Even the immortal techniques of the ninja world are not allowed! Whether you do it intentionally or unintentionally in the future, as long as you practice anything that has even a little bit of immortal techniques, you'd better be prepared to leave the competitive world and go to our world of cultivation."

The boss scratched his head again and asked in confusion: "What's going on? Why don't I understand anything?"

"It's normal that you don't understand. I might as well tell you clearly that once you practice immortal arts in the competitive world or any cornerstone world and are detected by the rule makers of a higher dimension, you will either be destroyed by the gods and demons of other worlds, or your world will face the risk of being reclassified from the technological plane to the god and demon plane.

For your world, it would be a good thing if you were to be reduced to ashes and never be reborn. But if you continue to live, the competitive world may be forced to enter the plane of gods and demons. At that time, the unprepared competitive world will have to face countless unknowns and strangeness.

If you think the universe you are in is already a mess, then let me tell you that the plane we are in is 1000 times more chaotic than this broken universe, and more than that! In the real battlefield of gods and demons, your sworn brother is just a grassroots general.

Therefore, do not try to challenge the rules that separate the two worlds, do not actively cause trouble for the competitive world, and do not create opportunities for the monks of our world of gods and demons to intervene like the cornerstone world No. 30 did! A certain god in the world No. 30 thought he was being very covert, but in our opinion, he is a complete idiot!

That is to say, the gods of the cornerstone world No. 29 did not die directly. Once they were caught by us, they also showed signs of intervening directly. We could also kill them directly. This is an established and unbreakable rule set by a higher being. Whoever dares to break it will bear the responsibility.

Unless you find a way to upgrade the competitive world and us to another dimension. So, if you don’t plan to make the competitive world worse, don’t practice immortal cultivation! Don’t practice immortal cultivation! Don’t practice immortal cultivation!”

"But..." The boss scratched his almost bald head and said, "I don't even have the qualifications to cultivate immortals. Let alone cultivate immortals, I don't even have internal strength, magic power, or chakra..."

"You certainly didn't have it before, but do you think you are still the same now?"

"Eh?"

Before Boss Cheng could react, the sloppy middle-aged man shouted at the people from the technical and medical departments: "Come here, quickly take his soul away! Don't give him the chance to commit suicide!"

0394 Tonight I must make the other party cry

You may be curious about how the great masters of cultivation on the other side of the competitive world knew about the thunder disaster on Xandar.

The answer is simple. A technical staff member who was familiar with the manual "Contact the Cultivation World if you see the following situations" found that the clouds in the sky looked like the "Thunder Tribulation Descent" chapter recorded in the manual, so he took a photo and sent it back to the main control. The general affairs department of the main control then sent the photo and world coordinates to the cultivation world on the other side of the world at lightning speed.

Afterwards, the cultivation world confirmed that the thunder tribulation appeared in a world where it shouldn't have appeared, and immediately sent cultivators to the Avengers Universe to check. Finally, these big guys found that the seven-color thunder tribulation was completely beyond their ability, so they invited the ancestor (the bald, greasy, sloppy middle-aged man) to Xandar.

When the suddenly disappeared Boss Cheng returned, he had changed from a "handsome" (ordinary) strong man to a super handsome guy who looked like Zunlong. The Guardians of the Galaxy and Yondu were not used to the fact that Boss Cheng changed his appearance in just a few minutes. Fortunately, Boss Cheng took the initiative to mention the reward after he appeared, so these guys did not suspect whether Boss Cheng had been replaced by someone else.

After all, no madman or fool would take the initiative to assume the debts of another party after changing his skin. Haven’t you seen that a certain real estate tycoon has no shame at all, and his eldest son has ignored his old father who has worked hard to raise him, and even wants to take a group of "young mothers" from a song and dance troupe with him to leave his hometown and travel the world.

Anyway, the boss happily paid the balance to Yondu and the Guardians of the Galaxy. Although the Guardians of the Galaxy pretended to refuse for a while, the boss only asked them "Do you really not want it?" and they happily accepted this huge fortune.

Then, a large group of people started to help the boss look for the lost axe all over the world.

As for Ronan's ending, it's absurd. He didn't die in the explosion of his boss' body, nor was he killed by Drax. But he did die - after being knocked away by Garuda, he fell to the ground and was crushed to death by the wreckage of his own warship. When Drax identified the dead man through Ronan's armor, Ronan had already died to the size of 5 square meters.

All in all, Ronan not only died flat on his face, but also died all over the ground.

Boss Cheng's magic crucible was soon found, or it was never lost. Norris drove his Yang Guo version of the Ultimate Tiger and the other seven "Calabash Brothers" to Boss Cheng's side. Then the boss saw Norris descending from the MS with a "bone scepter".

"Compensate me with the MS." Norris said to the boss, pointing at the MS that had lost an arm.

"Eh?"

It turns out that the reason why the Ultimate Tiger became Yang Guo was all thanks to the magic cauldron that was knocked away. It is said that at that time, Norris's Ultimate Tiger was swinging in the sky on the steel cable, and as a result, a spinning red object with a "swish" sound of breaking through the air passed through the arm of the Ultimate Tiger tied with the steel cable.

If the Ultimate Tiger's thrusters were not strong enough to support such a large mass flying freely in the sky, the Ultimate Tiger would have been smashed to pieces after falling from a height of more than 2000 meters.

Then, Norris discovered that the thing that cut off his treasure was actually the treasure that Boss Cheng always took out to show off to them. So, there was the scene where Norris asked Boss Cheng to compensate for the MS arm.

The other seven "calabash brothers" came with Norris to join in the fun and see what the boss was going to do to him by a bunch of technical department members. But in the end, these people didn't plan to do anything to Boss Cheng, but asked a lot of questions...

"Are you really going to chop off chicken heads and burn yellow paper with that bunch of Khorne?"

"When I was watching the Master League live, I thought the host was joking when he said 'Khorne's most loyal second brother'. It turns out that the host was right, you really have sworn brotherhood with Khorne!"

"Is this why you go work for Khorne every time there's a 'fungal extermination campaign'?"