It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Then, Saitama automatically ignored the confusion and anger in everyone's eyes, "Are you kidding us?"

Boss Cheng did not show any distrust or disgust towards Saitama's words, but asked Saitama: "You are bald after just three years of training?"

"Indeed, but the reason for my hair loss is probably related to the process of my training in willpower and endurance."

"Practice willpower and endurance?" Everyone pricked up their ears again, hoping to get some inspiration from Saitama's training process.

only……

Saitama told everyone that in order to exercise his endurance, he never turned on the air conditioner, whether in winter or summer. Especially in the summer when the temperature exceeded 35 degrees, this kind of exercise almost became torture.

"So, I became bald and stronger."

Everyone was silent for a while, feeling that they had been fooled again.

But at this moment, the boss raised another question that went to the core!

"You don't turn on the air conditioner because you don't have money to pay the electricity bill, right?"

Saitama: (?＿?)

Boss Cheng asked again: "Have you ever thought about finding a job or a part-time job?"

Saitama: (?＿?)

Boss Cheng asked again: "You don't make a living by robbing banks or vaults, do you?"

Saitama: (?＿?)

Boss Cheng...

Boss Cheng noticed that Saitama was becoming less and less serious, so he asked another less heart-wrenching question: "There is a Hero Association in this world, right? With your strength, you shouldn't be rejected by them, right?"

"It's too troublesome." Saitama answered concisely.

"How about you come and work for me?" Boss Cheng said, "There are several apartment buildings behind my hotel. One of them may be rented out in the near future and used as a temporary dormitory for some strong fighters. I think it would be suitable for you to be their dormitory manager or take on the security work of the apartment."

Saitama asked curiously, "What kind of work does a dormitory manager or security guard need to do? It shouldn't be very busy, right?"

"Not busy. In fact, the work you need to be responsible for is very simple and easy."

"Oh?"

"That's right, you only have one job - to beat up anyone who dares to act like a demon!"

As soon as these words were spoken, except for Dongfang Bubai, the other contestants who came to take the test all broke out in sweat.

There are no fools among the contestants who can make it to the Master League. There have always been rumors among the S-level contestants that the top contestants are pulled into very secret but important jobs after retirement. Boss Cheng, who occasionally appears in the competitive world, is the best proof of this rumor!

Moreover, they all participated in the alien world war a few months ago. And the name of "Guardian Coordination Department" gradually spread among the S-level contestants.

Coupled with today's so-called "competition test", these five people have realized that the competitive world is likely using them for some kind of experiment similar to the Guardian World.

The Spartans, who also played in the top league, know better than anyone that there are not many kind and honest people in the Top 500. There are more thorns and perverse people in various senses, as well as a few bad guys.

Once these people were released into this world, they would be impossible to suppress without some thunderous means. But considering the strength of this bald man in front of him...

There is an essential difference between suppression and crushing!

0402 Being handsome or not is a matter of a lifetime

The Guardian Coordination Department and the Tournament Organizing Department had realized that the decision to suddenly send the contestants to Cornerstone World No. 30 was hasty. So after resurrecting the four S-level contestants who were shattered, they compensated them each with 4 Pt as a pension.

Don't look at these 2000Pt from the perspective of Boss Cheng and the miners. For any contestant, 2000Pt is not a small amount.

What's more, they died without any pain at that time, and these 2000Pt were obtained for free!

All in all, it's a profit.

In addition, the main control team also began a new round of evaluation on the combat effectiveness of the "Dragon Class". Even with Will's explanation, they were not sure whether the Dragon Class that would appear in the future would have the absolute strength to kill an S-class contestant in one strike. After all, they were also afraid that all Dragon Class would be the one-eyed hedgehog head that killed the Guardian in one strike.

Fortunately, through the Dragon-level disaster event in the 30th world, the inference that "the world's will created blasphemers" was thoroughly verified. The bald man named Saitama is the one who completely removes the limiter that exists in this world to fight against God.

The master controller also understood through monitoring Saitama how powerful a random punch from someone whose limiter was completely removed could be.

Then looking at Boss Cheng who was restricted at the last half step, the controller felt that the Boss’s strength was a little bit lacking.

If you don’t look at it enough, you can’t unlock it!

Unless the competitive world is willing to let the boss move to the plane of cultivation, the boss will never be able to take the last half step.

But speaking of the cultivation plane...

Boss Cheng was lying on the edge of a huge martial arts arena, entering a state of selflessness in which his body and soul were emptied. Of course, you could also describe this state of selflessness as "fainting", "unconscious", or "being beaten unconscious".

Yes, Boss Makoto was beaten down, and as you all expected, it was his half-brother, Saitama, who did it.

After Boss Cheng sent all these people back to City Z, Saitama asked Boss Cheng to have a duel with him. Boss Cheng was quite confident in his two moves, but as soon as he refused, Saitama said he would hold back.

Then, Boss Cheng asked the main control department if there was a place that could withstand the mess he and Saitama made. The event organizing department and the rarely seen competitive business department directly replied to the boss, "Please don't increase the maintenance expenses of the stadium," and pointed out a clear way for the boss - if he wanted to make trouble, he could go to the other side.

The so-called "other side" naturally refers to the mirror world of the competitive world, or the "back" of the competitive world, that is, the cultivation plane. Because the high-level cultivators there can often come up with some earth-shattering new tricks, the martial arts arenas or test sites there are all very solid.

Thus, Saitama completed his first time traveling through time in his life. And he traveled through two worlds in a short minute. So much so that Saitama's eyes, which had always been calm and peaceful, flashed with curiosity because of novelty.

The two bald guys fought in the arena for a long time. According to Earth time, it took at least two hours. Although Saitama was holding back during the fight, he had to admit that this was the most satisfying and tiring fight he had ever had since he became bald.

Even though Saitama didn't even use 50% of his full strength, after two hours of intense fighting, Saitama finally regained the feeling of "exhaustion". Saitama did knock out Boss Makoto, but Saitama was also puzzled. Boss Makoto's hard power was obviously not as good as his, but why did he have such bottomless physical strength?

Saitama could see that until Makoto was hit on the cheek by his backhand swinging fist, the boss had maintained sufficient physical strength. It was hard to imagine that Saitama was already panting heavily, but the boss kept breathing slowly and steadily.

Ultimately, the boss lost due to lack of strength, even though the average output of one side was limited to 45%, while the capacity of the other side was suppressed to 78%.

A few minutes later, the boss recovered from the selfless state of emptying his body and soul. The boss, who had been beaten by Saitama and had sore waist and legs and multiple fractures, had recovered as before. But Saitama, who was also hurt by the boss, could not recover quickly.

"Hey, are you okay? How are you feeling?"

Boss Cheng stared at Saitama's bald head in a daze for a long time before replying, "My head is buzzing."

"And then?" Saitama asked again.

Then?

Bullshit, then continue to suffer from the sequelae of concussion.

Saitama really admires Boss Makoto, not only because of his good physical strength and quick recovery, but also because of his ability to withstand punches. After all, when Saitama threw the last backhand punch, he was very serious. And that serious punch already contained nearly 50% of his strength.

However, even Saitama himself did not know how powerful his electric cannon was. After waking up, the boss sat on the ground for more than 20 minutes before he regained the ability to stand and move. Although the boss could walk, when he really walked, he just walked in circles according to the clock.

Logically speaking, Boss Cheng, who has a powerful self-healing ability, can grow his entire head back in one minute even if it is cut off. But now...

According to the explanation of the ancestor's disciples, Saitama's punch already contains the creation of heaven and earth. Being hit by such a punch, not only the body will be hurt, but even the soul will be impacted by the great power.

To put it more simply and clearly, the boss's body and soul were almost knocked away from the core by Saitama's punch.

(Li-he: refers to things or objects that should have been integrated, but the connection or relationship failed and caused them to separate.)

This is the main reason why the boss has dull eyes and walks crookedly.

Only the boss got beaten. If anyone else experienced this kind of soul separation without professional equipment, they would become a vegetable even if they didn't die. (Not Groot.)

The boss had a very uneasy day. As soon as he recovered, he sent Saitama back to the cornerstone world No. 30, and then hurried back to the coordination department to attend the summary meeting. After the internal meeting of the coordination department was over, Raizo took several deputy directors of the department to the general affairs department for a meeting.

"Hey! You can't be so annoying. This mission has already delayed my lunch preparation. Are you planning to delay my dinner as well?"

Actually, no.

After meeting at the General Affairs Department, people from several departments rushed to Boss Cheng's restaurant. Under the pretext of "eating and meeting", they blatantly came to Boss Cheng's restaurant to spend public money.

Fortunately, these people had some dignity and didn't mind spending 6pt per person for the meal. That's why everyone in the restaurant smiled happily and said, "Welcome the chief control leader to come and give us guidance."

After the gang had a lavish meal at the boss's place and evacuated the restaurant in a hurry, the evil spirit in the Berserker Armor suddenly entered the boss' mind and started howling.

Don’t blame the evil spirit in the Berserker’s armor for howling. After all, it’s not howling randomly, but with reasons and logic.

As for why he was howling...

"Wow, wow, wow, with the boss's current strength, he won't need me anymore. What should I do?"

Indeed, if the future battles are like today's beating by Saitama, the Berserker will really no longer be able to provide any protection. After all, with Saitama's fighting power, no matter how strong the armor is, it can only be pierced by one punch. Moreover, with Boss Cheng's current physical fitness, it is hard to say which one is stronger, him or the Berserker Armor.

The evil spirits prefer the boss to be tougher than armor.

But...

"Hey! Don't underestimate yourself!" Boss Cheng said sincerely, "Your significance to me is not how strong you are, how hard you fight, or how much damage you can absorb for me. Your true significance to me is... your weight is OK, and you can stretch and retract freely. Most importantly, you are cool and handsome enough! And you can change your appearance."

"is it?"

"Of course! You have to remember that being strong is just a matter of version, but being handsome affects your whole life!"

"So... I'm handsome?"

"Nonsense, don't you even have this little self-awareness?"

"Eh?" The evil spirit thought for a long time, and after figuring it out, he asked the boss: "So, what do you want me to become?"

Boss Cheng scratched his head and said, "I haven't decided yet, but the appearance of Thor's hammer has been mass-produced. It feels a bit ..."

“It’s a bit cheesy, isn’t it?”

"Right!" The boss slapped his thigh, "It's just tacky. I decided to go find Ah Yin. He knows so much and will definitely be able to give you a lot of reliable suggestions!"

So the next day, the three people from the Yorozuya took Boss Makoto and the dark red robot and pink robot beside Boss Makoto to Akihabara in Chiyoda District of Oedo.

"You also have Akihabara here?" the boss asked curiously.

"After all, we are also Edo here, how could there be no Akihabara?"

"I like Akihabara, meow! There are many cute girls with cat ears in Akihabara! I also want to wear a maid outfit and become a cute girl, meow!"

After hearing this, the Yorozuya trio stopped and looked back at Sweet Cheese. Then they turned around and said nothing, and continued to lead the boss to the model shop and the second-hand model shop.

As Gin led the way, he grumbled quietly, "You guys came at the perfect time. Akihabara is still a mecca for electronics and ACG products. But who knows when an epidemic will break out and this place will become the Akihabara branch of Kabucho Street. If a woman like Miao expands her business to this street, I don't know whether to say 'That's great' or 'Are there any discounts'."

"Gin-san!" The glasses frame said mercilessly, "Don't apply what happened in other worlds to us directly! What if it really happened? Also, you say such things behind my sister's back, be careful..."

"careful!"

In an instant, a dark shadow fell from the sky!

0403 Good things come to those who rush forward

Some people deserved to be beaten, like Gin. He was guilty of talking bad about Amae behind her back and was caught by Amae who was expanding her business in Akihabara.

Then, Ami invited Mr. Makoto to hire her as a guide in Akihabara at a rate of 50000 yen per hour. The problem was that the boss had no yen, so Ami could only "reluctantly" accept the 100-gram "lowest denomination" small gold bar that the boss gave her.

It was really the smallest denomination gold bar. The boss said that if it was any smaller, it would make a "clattering" sound when carried around. In that case, it would be better to cast it into gold coins. But gold coins would easily roll everywhere if dropped on the ground, making it difficult to pick them up. It would easily make people feel annoyed and simply not pick them up.

Ah Miao: (;?＿?)

It's really fucking like this: those who are suffering from drought will die of drought, and those who are suffering from floods will die of floods.

Fortunately, Ami was a very competent guide. She took a large group of people to visit Akihabara, which Gintoki was not very familiar with, and took the initiative to help the boss and others avoid some relatively scammy maid shops.

But the boss had no interest in the maid shop at all. Instead, a group of cat-eared maids kept surrounding the pink sweet cheese and even chased after her to take photos with her.

Then Sweet Cheese used the salary that he never had anywhere to spend...

Yin forced him to go to the nearby precious metals exchange (black market) and exchanged it for about 1200 million yen in banknotes. Yin also told Sweet Cheese that if he didn't want to be taken advantage of, he should ask Ami to help him hire these maids. After returning to the hotel, he would ask Boss Cheng to reimburse him for the money he spent on hiring the maids.

"But I really want to be with a girl with cat ears..."

"Fool! You're obviously here shopping with that bald guy. Is it your turn to spend money?"

"Oh……"

Amao really did not disappoint. Not only did she ensure that the girls she hired received the highest hourly wage in Akihabara, she also ensured that Boss Makoto and his group did not become scapegoats.

Under the management of this professional female Guan Gong, no one suffered any loss and everyone got what they wanted.

what?

You ask Boss Cheng why he is willing to hire these girls?

It's simple. A big purchase that is bound to yield a lot of rewards naturally requires hiring some professionals to accompany shopping and help carry things! Otherwise, do you think that with just a few people on Boss Cheng's side, you can carry all the classic, reborn, venue-limited, and anniversary editions of the Saint Cloth Myth?

And the complete set of Saint Cloth Mythology is only a small part of the goods purchased by Boss Cheng this time.

Eh?