It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"Ah! He's also called Little Biaozi ZetaPlus."

"What are you playing?"

"Yeah, don't you want to have fun? But I have to emphasize one thing! You can't blame me for the name, it was the stupid designer of the manufacturer who came up with it. My biggest role in it is to say, 'OK, I trust you to do the job.' Besides, it's just a product name, what does it matter? People who wear watches think this name is very humorous and witty."

After that, Boss Cheng asked the kids including Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan, "What do you think, is that right?"

"Yes!" Three children who hated dogs led a group of children who also hated dogs and answered in unison.

But at this moment, the red light on the children's watches indicating "reinforcements needed" suddenly flashed. Then the direction and distance of the reinforcements needed were given on the watch screen. These children who had basically reached the level of Chunin rushed out of the restaurant and headed straight for Yao Yin'er.

At the entrance checkpoint of Dawn Town, which needed reinforcement, an old man who had not shown his face in more than 300 chapters was standing right in front of the checkpoint with a walking stick made of a tree branch. His upper body was calm and composed, but his lower body was trembling.

"I am...Uchiha Madara!"

Hanzo, who happened to be on a business trip to town by train today, had a mixture of regret and vigilance on his face. He stood in front of the checkpoint and shouted to Uchiha Madara: "Senior, there is no need to announce your name again. You have already announced it six times!"

"Are you questioning me?"

But in fact, not only Hanzo was questioning the old and frail Uchiha Madara, even the old Madara himself was questioning himself! He clearly remembered that he had not reported his name, but why did the other party say that he had already reported it...

Eh?

"This old man...Yu..."

"It's Uchiha Madara!" Hanzo shouted, "Senior, this is the seventh time!"

In fact, by the seventh time, it didn't matter whether the old man was Uchiha Madara or not. Because the ninjas standing in front of the old man and the students of the public school's ninja major had already realized that the old man who called himself Uchiha Madara might have a very serious Alzheimer's syndrome. It is commonly known as...

Alzheimer's disease!

"I am Uchiha Madara."

"I am Uchiha Madara."

"I am..."

"Who is this old man?"

0417 An Old Friend from Another World

Waiting for despair with unrealistic hopes can devastate a person more than despair itself.

When Minato's family escaped from Black Zetsu's surveillance and moved into the refugee camp, Madara had already realized that the gift he had given away might really become a gift that he could never get back.

A year and a half ago, when the news of "strange spaceships helping the Wind Country build a reservoir" first appeared in the intelligence of major countries, Uchiha Madara, who had been hiding deep underground, completely realized that he had been planning a great plan for the rest of his life...

Finished!

It's all fucking over!

Others can use spaceships to blow up reservoirs in the sand, and you are still lying underground and feeling proud!

You are so beautiful!

You have 10 tails, a sacred tree, or can use the moon to perform infinite moon reading, but what does that matter? A random shot from a spaceship can burn a glass pit several kilometers in size in the desert. And this kind of reservoir burned in the desert with a plasma cannon, the spaceship burned more than 20 in just two days!

Yes, plasma cannons can bring destruction to a vibrant world, but they can also create the prerequisites for the desert to regain vitality.

Excessive rainfall was diverted to the Kingdom of Wind. The flood problems in the Kingdom of Rain, the Kingdom of Rivers, and the southwestern region of the Kingdom of Fire were also completely solved. Within three to five years, the Kingdom of Wind would have hundreds of thousands of hectares of arable land.

Because of a restaurant owner, the ninja world has completely changed. The Wind Country has already treated the Rain Country as its own father. The Earth Country has also taken the initiative to talk to the Rain Country about the "Ninja World Fate Community" movement initiated by the restaurant owner.

The Water Country lost more than it gained, and the entire country was basically in a state of being burned out and waiting for rebirth. This can basically be regarded as retribution for their sneak attack on the Whirlpool Country. Who let the fish that slipped through the net of the Whirlpool Country become the honey of the restaurant owner?

However, it is hard to say whether this country can complete this step of rebirth. Because many ninja families would rather abandon their family business that they have worked hard for more than a hundred years in the Water Country than to mix in the ninja circle of the Water Country, which is full of idiots, lunatics and psychopaths.

As for the Land of Thunder among the five great nations...

After all, the Raikage knew that the destruction of the Whirlpool Country was also due to the "contribution" of the Kumogakure. The Raikage was not sure whether the Water Country had betrayed them before they surrendered completely. In addition, the anti-aircraft guns they developed for spacecraft had not yet reached the standard for actual combat. So between admitting defeat and fighting to the death, the Lightning Country chose to play dead, which they were best at.

The relationship between the Fire Nation and the Rain Nation is even more subtle. Although the Fire Nation and the Rain Nation have an ambiguous relationship, the relationship between Konoha and Dawn Town is the closest in the ninja world.

It is hard to imagine that not long after one of Konoha's three ninjas became famous in the ninja world, Orochimaru, one of the three, announced his retirement after the Ninja World War and would no longer participate in any ninja world battles. He also went to Dawn Town to conduct life science research, and he did it very well. It is said that he also established a cooperative relationship with the research department of the other world.

Jiraiya works in the newly established Transportation and Commerce Department of Konoha as the Minister of Transportation and Transport. Now Jiraiya travels all over the Land of Fire and the Land of Rain all day long. He comes to the Land of Rain at least once a month to discuss cooperation in transportation and trade with Hanzo.

After all, the railway network of the Fire Nation also needs to be connected to the world-class transportation hub of the Rain Nation, but the Fire Nation cannot follow the example of the Wind Nation and fully turn to the Rain Nation. Therefore, the negotiation process between the two sides is nothing more than a game without fighting. Only when a price that both sides are satisfied with is negotiated, can the official cooperation between the two countries begin.

Although Tsunade of Konoha still stayed in the village to manage the work of Konoha Hospital, she would secretly go to Dawn Town every now and then. The Konoha princess who went to Dawn Town was not to meet her lover, but to gamble. Of course, this was just a superficial statement. She went to see Boss Makoto just to get a free ticket and gamble a few hands while visiting her brother.

That's right, she often gets carried away with gambling and forgets to visit her brother.

Or he forgot that he had a younger brother.

In addition, Nawaki is also a wicked and wicked guy. He often instructs his sister to buy other contestants to win, and then the contestants who are bought by Tsunade are like being bewitched and are likely to crash in the competition.

Rope Tree never bets on himself, because he finds that the result of betting on himself to win is that he often explodes on the spot during the game. Even if his sister hedges, the result is either he and his opponent fall together, or he explodes and kills his opponent.

Far away.

However, this is the current situation in the ninja world - peace and development gradually replace confrontation, and the clouds of war quickly dissipate. A new international situation with vigorous vitality, competition and prosperity has been formed!

This is great news for the entire ninja world or for ordinary people living in the ninja world. But for Uchiha Madara, who has lived in a cave for half his life, planned for half his life, and schemed for half his life, it is terrible news.

But what hit Uchiha Madara the most was the disappearance of Black Zetsu about half a year ago! Black Zetsu, whom Madara regarded as his adopted son, disappeared after going out for a reconnaissance. It was as if he had never existed.

Black Zetsu was indeed lost, or rather, because its life form was too special, it was captured by the Medical Department's Biodiversity Survey Team while it was lurking near Dawn Town and looking for an opportunity to regain the Rinnegan.

Seems like a joke, right?

But that's what it is.

Black Zetsu and White Zetsu often combine to ambush around Dawn Town to gather intelligence. But since Orochimaru started working with the Life Science Group of the Medical Department, other working groups of the Medical Department have also frequently come to the Ninja World to conduct various strange investigations. For example, they investigate the ecological environment of the Ninja World, investigate and record local species, and search for special species that only exist in this world.

Then, because of the special nature of Black Zetsu and White Zetsu, and because they often appeared near Dawn Town, the investigation team targeted "alien species that are completely different from local creatures" based on the special biological traces left by the two "people".

Ordinary traps cannot trap Black Zetsu and White Zetsu. But what if this trap is a teleportation device connected to another dimension? Any "prey" that steps on the trap will be teleported to the biological sample storage facility connected to the back door of Orochimaru's laboratory within 0.03 seconds.

The Black Zetsu who was tragically teleported has now been put into a small flask by the medical department and taken to the department for research.

In this way, Uchiha Madara, whose ideals were shattered and whose spiritual support was lost, became a complete joke for the rest of his life. Under the successive blows, he gradually became confused and lost his mind. He gradually forgot his ideals, goals, and even sometimes forgot who he was.

Uchiha Madara only remembered that he had to go to Dawn Town to find something that once belonged to him. But when he arrived at Dawn Town, he forgot why he came here. The only two things he remembered were that he was Uchiha Madara and that he had to come to Dawn Town.

but now……

"Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing here?"

Boss Cheng rushed to the checkpoint and saw an old man with a cane, his face full of age spots and eczema, wearing a pair of pants with wet insides, standing there trembling and looking around in a daze.

"Who is he?" the boss asked Hanzo.

"Madara Uchiha."

The boss shook his head and said bluntly: "I don't know him."

The people gathered around the boss were speechless.

Fortunately, Denise came along to join in the fun. She told Boss Makoto, "Uchiha Madara founded the Hidden Leaf Village together with the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, and also created the one country, one village system together with the First Hokage. However, according to historical records, Uchiha Madara was killed by the First Hokage many years before the First Ninja World War because of his defection."

"The kind of love-hate relationship?" asked the boss.

"more or less."

"What about this old man who peed his pants?"

"It doesn't look fake." Orochimaru, who also came to join in the fun, said: "The bone structure of this old man is 9% similar to the bust of Uchiha Madara in the Konoha Guard Station. If Uchiha Madara could live to this day, his age would be about the same as this old man."

"So what?" the boss asked again.

"I want to believe that he is the age spot."

"Yeah. I can see that." The boss nodded and said, "His face is covered with age spots."

Afterwards, a mayor who was powerful enough to suppress the five great nations by himself appeared. Hanzo finally breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that the old man who called himself Uchiha Madara was not playing dumb and that he did not climb out of the underworld.

In fact, with the current strength of the Rain Country, Hanzo had no reason to be afraid of anything. But Hanzo was afraid that the old man standing at the entrance of the village was a zombie or a zombie transformed by Uchiha Madara, or a monster like a lich.

What if Uchiha Madara becomes the Lich King?

This is not because literary works have given Hanzo too many unrealistic fantasies, but because the contestants in the competitive world have really fought against the Lich King and his Scourge! Then they made a series of competition maps called "Wrath of the Lich King" based on a series of battles against the Lich King.

Hanzo also participated in various activities held by the competitive world for tourists to experience the game. And he was rushed by an idiot in front of the Frozen Throne.

Orochimaru asked Loki to bring Age Spots to Frigga (the boss's aunt), and asked Frigga, who was both a witch and a witch doctor, to examine Age Spots' soul.

As for the results of the examination, Frigga told Orochimaru that the old man was mentally traumatized and unconscious, but his soul was not damaged.

But the main reason is...

"His soul is running away from the real world, from himself."

Whether he can escape or not, Orochimaru doesn't care. After all, when he examined Uchiha Madara, he noticed the face of the first Hokage on Madara's chest. So Orochimaru took the old man to the medical department.

When Uchiha Madara regained consciousness, he saw himself soaking in a petri dish filled with nutrient solution with age spots all over his face. There were also various tubes inserted into his body, especially the catheter on his penis that went straight into the depths of his prostate, which was extremely dazzling.

But the question is, if his body was soaked in the jar, then where would he be at this moment?

"Hehe, you regained consciousness so quickly. You are really worthy of being Madara-sama."

Madara turned his head to look in the direction of the voice and saw a man in a white coat standing not far from him with his hands in his pockets. This man had a handsome but too cold face, especially with a pair of vertical snake eyes, which further highlighted the strange fanaticism hidden under his cold face.

"Master Madara, please recall the methods you used to control your hands and feet."

"How to control your hands and feet?" Madara asked back: "To control your hands and feet, you need..."

In fact, it is necessary, but we have never tried to control it because we are so used to it.

However, it was because of Orochimaru's reminder that Madara began to try to control his body, which made him feel inexplicable. It was not until he successfully raised his right hand that he realized that his body seemed to have turned into a machine.

"It's not a machine, but a prosthesis assembled by biochemical devices. As for the brain you are using now, it is a synthetic bionic brain recreated based on the scan results of your original brain neural structure. However, it is very likely that Master Madara will not understand a word of what I am saying. In short, Master, you just need to trust our technology, that's enough."

Bio-Ban quickly adapted to the prosthesis. In just half an hour, Bio-Ban basically mastered the operation and use of the prosthesis. At this time, Bio-Ban also asked the question that had always troubled him:

"where am I?"

"In another world." After saying that, Orochimaru immediately added: "But it's not the world after death. If Lord Madara wants to return to the ninja world, go downstairs, turn left and take the second red door, and you can return to Dawn Town."

"Dawnbreak Town?"

Madara should have been furious when he heard this word. Unfortunately, Orochimaru predicted that Madara would be emotionally unstable after changing his body, so he locked up all the hormones that controlled his mood swings before Madara woke up. So Madara clearly felt that he should be angry, even furious. But unfortunately, no matter how he thought, even if his emotions were in place, his body just couldn't get angry.

"Young man, what have you done to my body?"

"Replying to Madara-sama, I have done everything I could." Orochimaru smiled slightly, "both for your previous body and your current body."

"you!"

Madara was going to teach the young man a lesson, but when he raised his hand to seal, he found that he had no chakra at all. The young man opposite him looked at Madara with a smirk, as if he was questioning him with his smirk: "No way, no way! You really don't think that you can condense chakra after changing your body, do you?"

At the same time, on the other side of the competitive world.

The ancestor who had just lost the team battle quit the game client and opened an email from the Medical Department.

"Hey! We caught another talented cultivator with a unique bloodline! How come their medical department is also doing the same thing as the strong men department?"

"Although I'm a little old, I'm still a virgin. I should be able to practice after I repair my body."

"Your Uchiha family really has some talented people!"

"Don't you think so, Izuna?"

0418 What if's Naruto world

Lying on the ground in the square of Dawn Town and looking up, it is difficult to see a clear sky. Even when the town opens the insulation cover for ventilation, it is rare to see a day without dark clouds.

But today was different. The biochemical spot, who was thrown down by the boss when he first came to Dawn Town, looked through the frame of the thermal insulation cover at the rare sunny day in the Rain Country and the flowing clouds in the sky...

He suddenly remembered the afternoon when he and Hashirama competed to see who could pee farther. At that time, he did not have the burden of being a member of the tribe on his shoulders, but only had beautiful visions about the future. He never forgot the promise he made with Hashirama. Even though he betrayed Konoha, he still did not give up the pursuit of the unattainable world peace.

But just now, he was defeated. He was defeated by a cook who also used a biochemical cyborg to fight him. At the same time, he also lost his peace plan for the future.

Madara doesn't think there is anything wrong with his plan to create peace, but he also admits that Boss Makoto, Hanzo, and the Rain Country's method of quelling the war is more practical and more easily accepted by the ninja world.

Just like what the cook said, the ninja world needs to seek common ground while reserving differences, needs to create a community with a shared future for the ninja world, needs to put aside disputes and conflicts, and needs to use development to resolve problems between countries.

"Brother, you lose."

Uchiha Izuna, who came to the ninja world on business at the order of his master, stretched out his right hand and pulled up his brother who had been separated from him for decades.

"Yes, I lost, and I lost with all my heart."