It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

On the first night of the Cheng-A303 report, the training instructor asked them to carry airborne backpacks that were almost as heavy as themselves, and ordered them to jump down from the Pelican flying at an altitude of 5000 meters. Only those who dared to jump and landed safely were qualified to stay in the reserve company for training.

Cheng-A303 succeeded, and was the first to succeed. Unlike other children who couldn't wait to open their airborne backpacks after jumping off the transport plane, Cheng-A303's airborne backpack was forcibly ejected when it triggered the passive mode when it approached the safety limit altitude.

In the five years that followed, the instructors taught only one kind of knowledge - how to kill the Star Alliance bastards better and faster. In this regard, Cheng-A5 has always been regarded as the top student among the Spartan III.

Not only was he skilled in close combat weapons, but before he underwent transformation, he could also knock down two or three instructors at the same time by himself.

If he hadn't suffered from mild PTSD, he would have been selected into the elite team and avoided the fate of being killed in Operation Prometheus.

He was not even 14 years old when he died in battle...

For Cheng-A303, this journey of life is also the final journey.

So, can you blame Boss Cheng for not understanding art, elegance, or the ability to grab an art gallery or museum?

Wait!

What about the looting of art galleries and museums?

"We just need to find a few art galleries and museums with high artistic and cultural value, and then spend some time to empty the collections inside." Denise shrugged and said, "The city beneath our feet is gradually collapsing. We have an obligation to rescue the treasures of human civilization! We cannot let the treasures of human civilization be buried in ruins!"

"So is this any different from scavenging in a bank?" asked Boss Cheng.

"Uh..." Denise held it in for a long time before giving her own answer: "It seems to make no difference."

Qianhu and Yuli, who had not communicated with anyone for many years, were obviously confused. They didn't understand why the topic suddenly changed from discussing the destruction of mankind to "scavenging in a bank or a half-empty museum"?

Do people in other worlds have such active minds?

correct!

Keyword – other worlds!

After the seafood barbecue team building was over, Boss Cheng, who wanted to be free, left all the cleaning work to the other people. He then returned to the hotel with Qian Hu and Yu Li, who he had "picked up".

Then, the two of them watched the scene outside the window change from the vast snowy field to a slightly dilapidated street.

"This is my world for now, do you want to go out and take a look?"

Qianhu shook his head and asked the boss: "Is there a world with more people?"

"Yes, I have!"

Before the boss finished speaking, the view outside the window switched to the refugee camp in the Rain Country. Qianhu and Yuli stood in front of the window and looked out, and they burst into tears without realizing it.

"It turns out... there really are other worlds!"

“So… there really are so many people!”

"Would you like to work here?" Boss Cheng told them, "Here, you can meet all kinds of strange, human-like and non-human guests every day."

"Yeah!" The two girls nodded at the same time.

Thus, the final journey of the two came to an end.

And the end of the old also means the beginning of the new.

However, Xiao Qian and Xiao You’s subsequent journey has nothing to do with “the end”.

0048 I sell lunch boxes, not a murderer

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, things are a bit difficult."

Chihu and Yuri, who followed Boss Cheng to the other world, were not able to join Boss Cheng's small operation team. Boss Cheng and others did not need to observe for a long time to easily find the flaws of the two girls - they did not even have the most basic common sense of life.

To put it in gaming terms, they maxed out their survival skills, but didn't learn any other skills. Their survival abilities are comparable to those of Bear Grylls and Derek Johnson, who are at the top of the human food chain, but their common sense about normal life is not even as good as that of elementary school students.

Denise discovered that these two girls...

I don't know toilet paper.

In other words, they don’t know why toilet paper is placed in the bathroom, so naturally they don’t know how to use toilet paper.

When everyone heard this, they all took two or three steps back unconsciously, subconsciously keeping a distance from Qianhu and Yuli. Qianhu immediately realized that they had forgotten all their childhood life experiences, and after they returned to the "human world", they had to make up for a lot of common sense in life.

And Qianhu swore that they washed their hands thoroughly!

But this doesn’t seem to be a question of whether to wash your hands or not.

Qianhu and Yuli couldn't devote themselves to their normal work. In order not to cause trouble to others' work and to get familiar with the new world more quickly, they had to eat and drink for free at Boss Cheng's place, while observing and learning all kinds of common sense and skills required for "modern life".

but……

"Ding dong!"

"Ding dong!"

"Ding dong!"

……

"You have 93 unread messages."

Shortly after……

"Hello, is this Mr. Cheng Tianyan? I have about 100 express parcels for you. Do you want to pick them up yourself, or do I have time to deliver them to you?"

"I sell lunch boxes, so I may be too busy during the day. If you have time, please bring them to me."

"Your location is a bit remote. How about I deliver it to you after 6pm... OK! Come over in the afternoon, right? My address is..."

After Boss Cheng hung up the phone, his heart was boiling. After all, not everyone has the opportunity to receive nearly 100 express deliveries at the same time. And all these express deliveries were purchased through his mobile phone, using his online shopping account, leaving his name and address, and swiping his bank card.

And none of the packages belong to Boss Cheng!

Boss Cheng doesn't even need to check the "pending goods" to know what they are buying, because his shopping app pushes women's underwear, various whitening and moisturizing skin care products, and women's hygiene products that are clearly available in the supermarket but they insist on buying online.

Well, if you can buy this thing online, buy it online. Until the women in the store learn to speak Chinese and recognize Chinese characters, buy it online.

Boss Cheng no longer wants to ask supermarket guides questions like “What’s the difference between the day-use type and the night-use type?”, “Is it a product design flaw if it doesn’t prevent side leakage?”, or “Is it necessary to lengthen this thing? How big can the bleeding area get?”

If the supermarket security hadn't seen that Boss Cheng was too strong, the security guard would have had a fight with Boss Cheng to vent his anger for the girl in the sanitary products section.

So sometimes, you either do your homework online in advance before doing something, or you adopt the mentality of "success or failure", just pick up a few and go to the cashier to pay.

But you must pay attention to the thickness and size, otherwise if you buy the wrong size, you will suffer the consequences!

That's right, I'm referring to underpants.

If you have wrong thoughts, please reflect on yourself here.

Speaking of rest...

If they are not located in food courts or near business districts to serve white-collar workers, most boxed lunch restaurants in Northeast China only open for lunch. Even if they are still open at 2 or 3 pm, they will change their business model and become normal small restaurants or simply set up stoves to sell skewers.

There are very few restaurants like Boss Cheng that sell breakfast in the morning, lunch boxes at noon and in the evening, and operate all day. Fortunately, the lunch box restaurant is similar to other restaurants, and there is a long period of rest after the busy lunch every day.

Boss Cheng took advantage of this break to ride his beloved (three-wheeled) motorcycle to the express station 3 kilometers away to pick up the package.

That’s right, the area within two kilometers of Boss Cheng is so deserted. Only after leaving the jurisdiction of the old mining bureau two kilometers away can you see cars and traffic police on duty on the road.

Then, Boss Cheng was unfortunately stopped by a traffic policeman on duty. The reason why the traffic policeman stopped him was very clear: Boss Cheng was not wearing a safety helmet and was suspected of driving without a license.

Although the vehicle management office has relaxed the registration of electric tricycles since last year (2022), the problem is that the old electric tricycles with a large number of vehicles in the city cannot meet the registration requirements. The electric tricycle under Boss Cheng's seat happens to be an "old car" without 3C certification that cannot be registered.

However, precisely because this "old car" did not have 3C features, Boss Cheng was able to buy it for 650 yuan on the second-hand market.

How can 3C products be sold so cheaply?

The traffic police was just about to impound the car and impose a fine, but who would have thought that in a split second, a car driving in the left turn lane turned on its wipers and turned right sharply. After successfully knocking over a Corolla driving straight ahead, it headed straight for the traffic police standing on the side of the road.

Boss Cheng was so impatient that he grabbed the policeman by the back of his neck and jumped back. When the policeman reacted, he was not only "gliding" in the air, but also happened to witness a shoe flying high in the sky, as well as the whole process of restoring the Qiufeng Police 400 motorcycle, which had just been issued to the detachment for less than two months, from a complete vehicle to its parts.

"Pfft!"

"Fuck!"

The traffic policeman who was half lying on the ground looked at the two motorcycles that were smashed, then checked whether he had any parts missing, and finally turned to look at his savior who was also squatting on the ground.

The traffic policeman was confused, and he only knew that if it wasn't for the other party, he would have died on the roadside. So, he said in a mysterious way: "My police uniform is torn."

"It's better to have a tear in your clothes than a tear in your head."

Boss Cheng exerted more force with his hands and "helped" the traffic policeman, whose legs had gone limp from fear, to stand up again.

The traffic policeman found a tree to support himself and took off his helmet. Only then did he realize that his clothes and pants were soaked with cold sweat, and he didn't know where the shoe on his left foot had flown away. He took off the walkie-talkie on his shoulder, but found that his hands were shaking so much that he had completely lost control.

Upon seeing this, Boss Cheng took the intercom and reported the location of the traffic accident and gave a general description of the scene.

"You'd better call an ambulance. It's not clear whether anyone was killed or not, but your colleague was almost killed. Me? I didn't cause the accident. I just forgot to wear a helmet. There's no need to kill someone for such a small thing."

0049 Beware of Long-haired Male Drivers

Forrest Gump once said: Life is like crossing the road. You can never guess what kind of car will suddenly rush out and hit you when you are walking on the zebra crossing.

Obviously, the car that hit Boss Cheng this time was a Benchi Daiki.

Then again, this Benchi Daji is indeed a luxury brand. It first crashed a Corolla that was going straight at a speed of more than 80 kilometers per hour, and then dismantled a police motorcycle and an electric tricycle without slowing down.

Then, the driver who caused the accident was able to squeeze out from the gaps between more than a dozen airbags unharmed, and drunkenly asked Boss Cheng and the traffic police "Are you blind?"

Boss Cheng was a little confused, wondering if this long-haired "male" driver, who was wearing a short skirt and high heels and had the temperament of an internet celebrity, had just hit his head. Even if a person is drunk, he would not say such nonsense unless he hit his head and got some serious illness.

Unless it is methanol poisoning, which is the legendary "drinking fake wine".

But now it is 2023, and news about formaldehyde poisoning from drinking homemade wine is still common in domestic news. But news about methanol poisoning from drinking fake wine only appears in the Russian column of "International News".

But at this moment, a man drinking fake liquor appeared on the street!

The long-haired "male" driver walked towards the traffic policeman He Cheng with a heartless step, pointed at the traffic policeman's forehead and asked: "Are you blind? Huh? Are you blind? You even dared to stop my car, do you believe I will skin you alive?"

Stop a car?

What car are you stopping?

You hit it yourself, why would they stop the car?

Moreover, different living environments will create completely different worldviews among people, and will also make people have different understandings of the same words. Just like the long-haired "male" driver's threat of "stripping off your skin". The driver's original intention may be to make the traffic policeman lose his job, or it may be to teach the traffic policeman a lesson that will be remembered forever.

But it was definitely impossible for her to be what Boss Cheng subconsciously thought - was she going to skin the traffic police alive?

Uh, no more bullshit.

Boss Cheng, who hates evil, was simply irritated by this woman and was ready to take the opportunity of being a hero to give her a good beating to teach her a lesson.

And at the moment when the woman stretched out her "claws" and scratched the traffic policeman's face, Boss Cheng rushed forward and met the woman's claws with his backhand.

The woman felt her wrist being clamped by a pair of pliers, and suddenly she felt dizzy. Her left side was numb, and then she felt a sharp pain, so painful that she almost forgot to breathe.

Of course, the actual situation was that when the woman was scratching the traffic policeman's face, she was hit by Boss Cheng's back throw. Her left half of the body hit the asphalt road directly, and the muscles on half of her body were cramped. How could she still have the strength to breathe?

But the stubborn beautiful woman would never give in to fate, even if half of her body was cramping and even if she had four broken ribs. The woman whose shoulders were grabbed was willing to break her shoulders in order to issue her resounding cry to the unfair fate.

then……

"Crack!"

Her shoulder was actually broken by her own angry resistance, and a heart-wrenching howl resounded through the sky.

"Woo... wow! The stinky road stick (a derogatory term for traffic police) is acting like a hooligan, bullying honest people, it's so unjust! We work hard to pay taxes, and we raise such ungrateful wolves!"

Boss Cheng couldn't help but wonder if his back throw had the effect of sobering up, or if this woman was just throwing a tantrum because of the alcohol. Anyway, judging from the few words she just shouted, they didn't seem to be clear and organized like a drunk person.

At this time, more and more people gathered around to watch the fun. Most of the spectators who didn't know the truth just wanted to watch the fun. They didn't know who was right and who was wrong, so they didn't want to get involved. A few people witnessed the whole traffic accident with their own eyes, and knew that the woman was making a scene, so they whispered to the people around them who came later about the bizarre car accident that had just happened.

Only a few young males who are good at thinking with their reproductive organs will immediately become horny after seeing a woman with a bit of "beauty" being bullied by a "stinky road peg" and a "gangster". They want to become messengers of justice to punish evildoers and have a chance to kiss the beauty after completing the "just cause" of "enforcing justice on behalf of heaven".

A young man in his 20s, with a muscular body that looked like he had been taking drugs for years and a trembling spirit, immediately drew his gun... and stepped forward.

He first glanced at Boss Cheng, whose arms were thicker than his waist, and then changed his target. He walked towards the traffic police and yelled at them, "You ****, you only make 3,000 yuan a month, and you still dare to act like a hooligan in the street?"

The traffic policeman who was scolded was also confused, thinking that he had done nothing, so why was he being treated like a hooligan in the street?

When the woman with broken ribs and arms heard that someone had stood up for her, she burst into tears and denounced the entire process of Boss Cheng's hooliganism.

When everyone heard that the woman was accusing Boss Cheng, they all turned their expectant eyes to the thin young man. The young man suddenly felt that he was in a dilemma. But for the sake of the vain 3 seconds of pleasure, he was willing to take the risk and face the biggest obstacle in his life.

But Boss Cheng didn't play by the rules. He pointed at the stick and shouted, "Police comrade, this stick was trying to attack the police."

Ma Gan turned around when he heard this and saw 6 or 7 traffic policemen and two patrolmen standing behind him. Ma Gan seemed to be used to talking in a long-winded way (using dirty words as a catchphrase), so he asked the patrolmen "What are you looking at, Ji Ba?"

Then, Ma Gan'er was carried into the police car by the patrolman before the woman.

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