It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

But not long after he disappeared, he came back again. The reason for his return was the same as last time - wrong positioning. But this time he did not go to the Avengers World, but was teleported to the 30th Cornerstone World. And just after completing the teleportation, he encountered a monster with two whiskers on his forehead and a blue body.

Then he was hit against the wall by the blue monster's punch. The monster's punch was very powerful, but it also proved that the boots given by the boss were of good quality. Even though Amet was blown away, the boots did not leave him.

That is to say, a minor injury like losing a shoe can be cured by chewing a pack of dry Isatis Root Granules. That's why Emet-Selke was able to return to the boss's restaurant in one piece and have the boss reserve a table for him.

After sending Amet away, the boss immediately rushed to the scene of the accident in World 30. Then he saw the bald man in a cloak smash the monster with one punch.

"Is this the end?"

"Oh." Saitama pointed to a place far away and said, "The supermarket there was having a special sale, so I just happened to catch it."

"What was that thing you broke?"

"The Vaccine Man, who claims to be the Earth's immune system, is here to exterminate humanity on Earth's orders."

The boss shrugged and said, "I guess he is just another one of those crazy people. Your world either becomes bad due to debauchery or becomes weird due to silence."

Saitama opened his dead fish eyes and said "Oh" softly, then told the boss: "Just now, thanks to an aunt with a lock of white hair, if she hadn't held back the vaccine man, I'm afraid the whole city would have been destroyed again."

Of course, the boss knew who the "old lady with a lock of white hair" Saitama was talking about. Who could have thought that the founding emperor of the Garlema ​​Empire would be called "old lady" by a bald man from another world? So the boss laughed happily, but the old lady in the capital of the Garlema ​​Empire in the cornerstone world No. 28 felt the malice from another world.

"Damn it! What kind of monsters are these? I broke three ribs with just one casual punch. Are all monsters from another world so scary?"

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"Hey, Saitama!" The boss pointed at the road outside the store and asked him, "Did you hit those holes outside?"

Saitama shook his head and replied, "No, a group of guys who called themselves underground people suddenly appeared, apologized to me and went down."

"You killed their boss in seconds?"

Saitama shook his head again and retorted, "No, I just stepped on him. Tell them that those who are not afraid of death can go ahead."

"Okay, it seems like he's quite polite." After that, the boss asked Saitama, "It's still early in the afternoon, is there anything important that you come to my place for?"

"Borrow some insecticide." Saitama asked expressionlessly, "A restaurant owner should have a lot of strong insecticides, right? I heard that they are used in the cockroach extermination work in the restaurant."

"Did I tell you that the temperature in the coldest place where my hotel is located can reach -35 degrees Celsius or even 40 degrees Celsius in winter? So there are basically no cockroaches there. In addition, if cockroaches can successfully sneak through the cracks in time and space, I think the scientific research value of these cockroaches must be greater than that of my hotel."

"So, boss, you don't need pesticides?" Saitama asked again.

Then, Saitama saw Denise and Biao holding insecticide and starting to spray it in the hotel lobby. The two of them said as they sprayed:

"It's really strange, where did the mosquitoes come from?"

"Why are these mosquitoes so resistant to...drugs?"

"Yeah, I sprayed the mosquito's face with insecticide, but why is there no effect at all?"

The boss also noticed the mosquitoes in the hall, so a spherical portal as big as a washbasin suddenly wrapped around the mosquitoes, and then the portal disappeared, and the mosquitoes appeared in the atmospheric environment of Venus.

When Saitama saw the mosquitoes disappear, he tugged at his boss's collar and asked him to help kill the mosquitoes in the apartment. He added, "I don't know why, but today a mosquito that I can't kill suddenly broke into my house. If you can travel through time and space, can you help the mosquitoes in my house travel through time as well?"

Just as Saitama asked his boss to work as a mosquito repellent machine at his home, the disaster alarm in City Z sounded along with the disaster description on the morning news. The supermarket operated by Project Team 30 immediately pulled down the shutter door, leaving only a small door for one person to enter and exit. The weirdos in the weirdo community also entered the shelter facility that had just been put into use, and sent the message of "accommodation completed" to the community management team, which was Project Team 30 that operated the supermarket.

"Got it. Mosquitoes, right? These mosquitoes are really disgusting. Pesticides... forget it. It's the off-season now. Who knows where they are going. Besides, they are just a bunch of mosquitoes. There's no need to bother them. At most, we can make the mosquitoes more popular. Once the popularity is increased, it will be hard not to be popular!"

However, while the boss was talking to the coordination department, Saitama, annoyed by the harassment of mosquitoes, ran out of the restaurant chasing a mosquito that couldn't bite him.

The boss who hung up the call didn't bother with Saitama. After all, with Saitama's strength, a small mosquito couldn't even pierce the stratum corneum of his shiny head skin. Moreover, with his extremely high physical combat power, he was not suitable for dealing with small gadgets flying all over the sky.

However, Boss Cheng did not bring the powerful Phoenix Man with him, because the Phoenix Man turned back into the Slow Bird and performed a stage play for the children of Dawn Town with his former colleagues.

Yes, Loki has been obsessed with special dramas and puppet shows recently. In recent months, he has often made some confusing operations such as "The Plaintiff: Shotaro Ishimori".

This time, he invited the original crew of "The Forest Empire" to perform a stage play for the children of Dawn Town, which was already a respect for the original author and the original work.

So, the boss who didn’t bring the Phoenix Man chose another genius in the world of arson - Uchiha Madara!

Upon arriving at the disaster site, Madara immediately summoned Susanoo, and then used the huge body of Susanoo to fire a Great Fire Extinguishment that exceeded the limit of Fire Style towards the dark cloud of mosquitoes in the sky.

After all, Madara was strengthened by Orochimaru and the Medical Department, and he also possessed a pair of Samsara Eyes that were thoroughly studied by the Medical Department. His strength had long surpassed the former "Ninja God". With just one shot of the Great Fire Extinguishing, all the mosquitoes within 1 square kilometer were set on fire.

Uchiha Madara was in charge of fire prevention in the sky, while the boss was in charge of ground combat. He manipulated the space to compress the mosquito's activity space into a relatively concentrated area. Then the boss chose the same operation as Madara, blowing a fire at the mosquito that was hit to extinguish it.

But the boss obviously overestimated the mosquitoes and underestimated himself. With only 30% of their abilities unlocked, not only did the mosquitoes achieve collective sublimation, but even the buildings on both sides of the city center streets were melted by the boss's enthusiasm.

"What ninjutsu did you just release?" asked Madara as he flew back to his boss.

"The fire is extinguished!"

"But which version of Hao Huo Mie would have Mach rings when it opens its mouth? What did I teach you in the beginning? Didn't I tell you to be more restrained? You've melted the doors and windows of the building, aren't you afraid of burning your mouth?"

“But I’ve already collected it!”

At this moment, Madara realized that it was not that the boss had confiscated it, but that in the two years since the boss suddenly became stronger, the boss's body and soul had become more and more compatible.

monster!

While the Boss and Ban were cleaning up mosquitoes in the urban area of ​​City Z, in an abandoned area of ​​City Z, a "devil cyborg" was fighting a giant mosquito with well-developed pectoral and gluteus maximus muscles.

At first, the fighting power of the big mosquito was not as good as that of the devil-transformed human. However, as the big mosquito collected the small mosquitoes scattered around the city, the big mosquito that received blood supplement not only recovered its body that was half-crippled by the devil-transformed human, but also its fighting power rose from the previous primary level of the devil to the advanced level of the devil.

Then, the devil cyborg, who had just had the upper hand, was dismantled by the upgraded big mosquito.

The cyborg was planning to self-destruct and die together with the mosquito, but at the moment when he made the decision to die, Saitama, who was chasing the mosquito, just arrived here. The mosquito, seeing Saitama beating the mosquito, immediately aimed its "needle" at Saitama and rushed over.

"Mosquitoes, how annoying!"

Then, a large bloodstain appeared on the building not far away.

"Strange, are the mosquitoes in City Z also contaminated by radiation? Why do they grow so big and take on human form?"

"Hey! Even though we're all bald, you can't slander someone's innocence out of thin air!" The returning boss heard Saitama's words, pointed at him and yelled, "I took you to the wasteland Boston to let you see how humans rebuild their homes after the disaster, not to let you blame me when you meet a big mosquito!"

“But the mosquitoes here can obviously fly into your store.”

"Fuck..." But the boss thought about it and said in surprise: "Yeah, it's so weird!"

suddenly!

Saitama pointed to the sky and yelled, "Hey! You said you didn't bring the mosquitoes!"

The boss and Madara looked in the direction of Saitama's finger, and they really saw hundreds of mutated mosquitoes (blood-sucking worms) that were about the size of huskies flying towards them.

"Don't use Fire Style anymore!" Madara warned, "The surrounding buildings look like they have been roasted by high temperatures many times!"

"No problem, then I'll try the new ninjutsu! Dust Release: Barrage Peeling Technique!"

Under Madara's shocked gaze, thousands of Dust Release Cone bosses flew out from their fingertips and disappeared from this world with the big mosquito in the distance.

"When did you learn that?"

"It was last month when Ōnoki came to town for a visit and taught little Kaoru and little Nagato!"

"You'll learn it after just one look?"

"Although I only watched it once, I secretly practiced it hundreds of times before I mastered the essentials of Dust Release! In order to combine the three chakras of fire, wind and earth, the Berserker Armor took a lot of effort."

"You know, I really want to swear." Madara held his forehead and said to the boss: "That little guy Ohnoki was just being polite to you, you really learned it!"

"But didn't Kaoru and Nagato learn it too?"

Madara was speechless for a while. The fact was just as the boss said. The two little guys only relied on the half-baked Dust Release trick taught by Ōnoki to work out the key points of activating Dust Release. If Ōnoki knew about this, he would be very angry.

However, the people who were chatting seemed to have forgotten that at their feet was a devilish cyborg who had been beaten almost to pieces... From a functional point of view, he could actually be scrapped.

The devil-like man without arms and legs was a little confused. He had never seen such a powerful human. When he saw several people turning around and preparing to leave, he immediately begged the three people to wait.

"Please, the three of you!" the cyborg shouted, "Please tell me your names!"

"Oh, my name is Saitama. The tall and strong bald guy is Makoto, and the long-haired uncle next to him is Uchiha. Do you need help?"

"I would like to ask the three of you to accept me as your apprentice!"

Bald Duo and Small Town Dance King: "Huh?"

The next day, early in the morning...

The repaired Devil Cyborg came to the small block where Saitama was. Logically speaking, the quarantine area of ​​City Z should be a desolate and dilapidated scene, but the small block where "Teacher Saitama" was located was a strange and vibrant scene.

First of all, this small street not only has restaurants and supermarkets that have not yet opened, but also hardware stores, boxing clubs, kendo halls, and even businesses that process precious metals and sell household appliances. And there is a closed alley next to the restaurant, and there is a sign next to it that says "Clinic Go Inside".

Secondly, Genos did not see many residents who could be classified as "human" on this street. The street was full of all kinds of weird people. But these weird people were more like normal humans than weird people.

Some of them were filling holes of varying sizes on the road, some were clearing garbage from the road and trash cans. Some were driving buses full of people, following armored vehicles and farm vehicles to the suburbs. Some looked like humans, walking in groups of three or five toward the residential area of ​​City Z. They looked no different from ordinary office workers.

Finally, when it came to 9 o'clock in the morning, the shops on one side of the street opened one after another, and all kinds of guys who looked not weak at first glance walked out of the shops and started cleaning in front of their doors.

After finishing his morning exercise and getting enough sleep, Saitama also appeared in front of the supermarket, looking at the "Overview of Discount Supermarkets in Surrounding Areas" which had just been updated today.

“But why should this supermarket help other supermarkets to promote special offers?”

The devil's transformation of humans is totally incomprehensible.

Not long after, the Devil Cyborg noticed that more and more people were gathering at the supermarket entrance. A few minutes later, the LED screen on the supermarket window showed the words "Limited time supply: unsaleable fresh vegetables". The weirdos rushed into the supermarket and rushed to buy the vegetables that were obviously fresh but only sold for 45 yuan per pound with Saitama.

Just a few minutes later, the LED screen on the supermarket window quickly displayed the words "Special price vegetables out of stock".

When the devil-like cyborg came to his senses, he found that the bald man who had used his "superpowers" to kill mosquitoes yesterday was standing next to him.

The boss ignored the difference in the transformed man's eyes and asked him directly: "You don't understand, right?"

The cyborg nodded.

"You've never lived on your own, have you?"

The cyborg nodded again.

"This is what normal life is like, ordinary, trivial, not exciting enough, but real enough."

"Why is this place..."

"Why do so many weirdos gather here?" The boss replied with a smile, "Because this place is safe enough, safe enough for weirdos to live an ordinary, trivial, and unexciting real life. Weirdos are not necessarily bad people, just like many bad people have not become weirdos."

The cyborg didn't understand what life was, but he was willing to respect the rights of these weirdos to choose to live an ordinary life. After confirming that there were no weirdos doing evil here, he asked the boss: "My name is Genos, can you accept me as your apprentice?"

"Do you want to learn how to cook from me?" the boss joked with a smile.

"Nani?"

"I'm a chef who runs a restaurant! My main job is cooking, and my side job is saving the world."

"I don't care, Master. As long as I can become stronger, I..."

"Don't call me Master. I'm a little allergic to this word."

"Okay, teacher!"

"Oh, it doesn't matter."

The boss laughed at himself, thinking that one day he would be called a teacher.

In the hotel, Saitama was forced to accompany Genos with a reluctant look on his face. But after the boss's persuasion, Saitama agreed to serve as Genos's training supervisor.

But then, Genos successfully angered his master and training supervisor with a series of simple words. He first asked the two people: "Excuse me, teachers, what is the material of the skin-colored armor on your head?"

After getting the answer, he thought to himself, "But doesn't that mean that the two teachers are bald at such a young age?"

"I'm bald at a young age. What do you think?"

"I'm 40 this year! What's wrong with being bald? Also, I just have regular hair loss! Hair will grow back if it falls out! I'm not really bald, understand? Not really bald!"

"Hey! What do you mean by emphasizing real baldness and false baldness?"

"Liberate your mind and seek truth from facts! Any questions?"

"Oops! You're pulling it again, aren't you?"

"Don't think that I dare not fight you just because I can't beat you!"

"Then let's fight again!"

Finally, after a battle that was so devastating, the tall and mighty bald man was knocked unconscious to the ground, and the other strong and capable bald man was so tired that he could not get up from his knees.

Genos, who had the honor of watching the entire "competition", said...

"These two teachers are really worth recognizing!"

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"If we want to fight, then we have to fight. If we want to fight, then we have to fight. Why are you sticking your butt out?"

The boss kicked Genos's raised butt and cursed, "Which female internet celebrity who danced with you learned fighting skills from? There is no big bed for you to fight the number one guy on the list!"