It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

But Saitama told everyone loudly regardless: "Do 100 push-ups! 100 sit-ups! 100 squats! And then run 10 kilometers! Do these every day! Of course, you must also eat well three times a day to ensure adequate nutrition.

The most important thing is that in order to strengthen my will, I never turn on the air conditioner, no matter spring, autumn, winter or summer. At the beginning, it was really painful, and I would always think, "Why not just give up today?" But in order to become a strong hero, I had to persevere every day, no matter how difficult or hard it was.

Even if I felt dizzy and my whole body ached and I couldn’t move. Even if my wrists, knees, and ankles were making strange noises, I insisted on completing all the exercises. After a year and a half, I noticed changes in my body—I became bald! And I became stronger! "

Genos (not Kinos) was dumbfounded, and the Kinos were also completely confused.

Saitama's training method...

It is indeed a path to becoming stronger that they had never imagined.

This is like a person who has been searching for the secret of immortality but never found it. One day, he was suddenly told by an immortal god that "just put eggplants, potatoes and corn with skin in a steamer and steam them over high heat for an hour and a half, eat them with farm-style egg sauce fried with lard, and don't drink water within half an hour after eating. Eat them for 49 days and you will be immortal." It is incredible.

How can I put it? Whether this way of eating can make you immortal is not the point, but the possibility that this way of eating can allow a person with long-term constipation to defecate normally is quite high.

So Genos and the Kinos who couldn't figure it out at all turned their eyes to Boss Cheng who had just turned around. Seeing the other's eyes that were extremely eager for knowledge, the boss told Kinos: "My breakthrough process is consistent with your understanding of genetic enhancement methods, but it is slightly mixed with a little bit of self-destructive elements and more or less accidents."

Well, the boss's words, coupled with the life science group leader's lip movements that said "he's trying to make a big deal out of it all", were basically unconvincing.

But no matter what, everyone has already understood that the two bald men in front of them each have special skills!

"Haha, finally we don't have to fight alone?" The Primarch of Kinos smiled and replied, "In that case, I will..."

"Om~Om~"

"Red alert! Red alert! The high-risk experimental subject has escaped. Please go to the shelter immediately."

At this moment, the faces of the Kinos turned from red to white, and then from white to green.

One of the clones suddenly shouted, "How is this possible! How can the Asura Rhinoceros Beetle escape from the restraint device?"

Another clone immediately ran to the monitor to check. After just a few seconds, this clone reported: "The power supply to the restraint cell has been cut off! Damn it, all the wires are buried in the concrete walls, how could they be destroyed!"

Then, everyone who came to "visit" the House of Evolution, including Genos, focused their attention on Boss Cheng.

"Why are you looking at me? I didn't do it on purpose!"

Kinos didn't know what his boss had done, but he knew what the Asura Rhinoceros Beetle was going to do. He told everyone that the Asura Rhinoceros Beetle was an experimental organism created by combining the "Hercules of the Insect World" Rhinoceros Beetle (Rhinoceros Beetle) with human genes.

"His strength has reached the dragon level, but the side effect of his strong strength is that his emotions are extremely unstable and he is bloodthirsty and brutal. So since the experiment was successful, Asura Rhinoceros Beetle has been placed in a restraint device. But..."

"But what?"

"Boom!"

Without waiting for Kinos to answer "but" what.

The heavy iron door of the laboratory was knocked off the door frame by the huge force and flew towards the direction where Boss Cheng was. However, seeing this, Boss Cheng was too lazy to even move his hands. Suddenly, a portal opened and blocked the flying iron door. In the blink of an eye, the iron door rushed into the portal, flew out of another portal, and fell directly to the ground.

"Hahahahahaha, everyone must die!"

What a pity! As soon as the rhinoceros beetle uttered a cruel word, his limbs inexplicably separated from his body, leaving only a body with a head lying on the ground.

The boss pointed at the rhinoceros beetle lying on the ground howling at the door and asked, "It's really a dragon-level monster, right?"

Kinos nodded blankly.

"In fact, we have always wanted a standard dragon-level monster as a benchmark for combat power. The dragon-level monsters we encountered before either had too large fluctuations in their stats (referring to Phoenix Man) or were too large (referring to Giant Brother). They are totally unusable as a reference." After saying that, Boss Cheng pointed at the rhinoceros beetle and asked, "Just give this thing to us as a token of your sincerity when meeting, okay?"

Kinos nodded again hurriedly and said, "As long as you can find a way to deal with it, it's totally fine!"

As for what happens next...

Saitama and Genos were sent by their boss to a supermarket in City F to grab discounted goods. The rhinoceros beetle with broken limbs was also recovered by the medical department and brought back to the main control unit.

Genos readily agreed to join the Master Controller, but he also made the same choice as Orochimaru, becoming a partner (contract worker) who did not occupy the medical department's establishment. His research institute will also be affiliated with the medical department, and will move from the outskirts of City Z to next to the supermarket of Project Team No. 30, and continue to stay in Cornerstone World No. 30 for research.

"You don't want this building anymore?" asked the boss.

Dr. Kinos nodded and replied: "Since we are moving to City Z, we naturally have to give up..."

"Actually, there's no need for that. It's not impossible to move the entire building there."

"Eh?"

However, thinking of the tall and strong bald man in front of him and his magical portal, Kinos could only smile helplessly.

"Forget it. This time I plan to build a research institute that can see the sun during the day. I often hide underground and always feel that my personality is getting darker and darker."

"Yes." The boss agreed: "Getting more sun exposure will help dehydrogenate cholesterol in the skin and facilitate the synthesis of vitamin D."

The other cloned Kinos began to organize the research materials and equipment in the research facility, while the original Kinos followed his boss to the competitive world. Although Dr. Kinos was only a contract worker, the basic human rights of contract workers were also protected by the Master Controller. So for a long time afterwards, Kinos had to run back and forth between the various administrative departments of the Master Controller.

Of course, the boss couldn't accompany Kinos. He was a treasure that the medical department had just found, so naturally, there were medical staff accompanying him throughout the process to handle various formalities, including basic life insurance and soul duplication for backup. Although from Kinos's performance, he didn't need the help of insurance to revive himself.

But speaking of the soul...

"Would you like to learn how to capture and replicate souls? I can teach you."

"Are you bewitching me?"

"I am not trying to deceive you, but stating a basic, simple fact. You who possess the Reality Gem, the Soul Gem, and the Power Gem already have what it takes to surpass the gods. As long as you take the last step, you will no longer need my help to create souls, copy souls, capture souls, repair souls, and destroy souls. Instead, you will be able to control them alone."

"After all, you are still the same as before, hoping that I can remove all the seals! But I don't understand, what good will it do you if I remove the seals and get struck by lightning? Or are you just a bad guy who wants to see me get struck by lightning?"

"I……"

The "I" that I can't come out of is the Soul Gem that the boss brought back from Vormir. This gem is just like what the Reality Gem said, it is basically a pure bad seed. This thing has an independent consciousness that is no less than that of the Mind Gem, but in the mental space of the Berserker Armor, it is a naive and playful existence that is often beaten by evil spirits and the Reality Gem.

As for why the Soul Stone was beaten by two people...

Because he is cheap, he has forgotten the pain after the wound healed, and he would instigate Boss Cheng whenever he has nothing to do. He either asks Boss Cheng to kill the aliens, or instigates Boss Cheng to unlock all the seals.

Then, the spirit body of the Soul Gem will be like it is now, the Reality Gem will be responsible for holding the Soul Gem's arm, and the Evil Spirit will be responsible for slapping the Soul Gem in the face.

However, this is the first time that a situation like today where I plan to teach Boss Cheng some skills has happened.

The problem is that the boss doesn't know why he insisted on teaching him this skill. After all, in the Avengers world, this kind of soul-playing thing can be done with just the Soul Stone. Outside the Avengers world, even if you learn it, you won't be able to find an opportunity to practice it.

But the evil spirit of the Berserker Armor suggested that the boss could learn it appropriately.

"It's said that having many skills means having many paths. Learning to control souls might help the restaurant's business get better!"

"I'm a decent cook, and you want me to learn such unorthodox methods? What if more people like the food I cook?"

As a result, the bald man named Cheng's thoughts slipped and he went astray.

449 The difference between a smile and a giggle

It is said that "many skills lead to many paths". Boss Cheng thought he had learned this skill, but he had no ability to display it.

To put it in a more popular way - you can learn it once you learn it, but it will be useless once you use it.

"It's okay, just consider it as knowledge accumulation." Denise lay in the boss's arms, pulling the hair under his armpits, and comforted him: "Even if you don't do martial arts in the restaurant, our restaurant's business is still good. And, if you don't do martial arts, the business may be even better."

Anyway, judging from the current situation, the boss spent half a month learning a completely useless skill.

"Get up, the restaurant will be open soon."

"Let me rest my head on it for a while. Your arm won't feel numb anyway, right?"

At the same time, in Saitama's house in World 30, this guy suddenly woke up from a nightmare about "Don't play rock-paper-scissors with the hand that just pressed a gun."

Saitama sighed, thinking that he had finally caught a morning without supermarket sales and the exercise time was still in the afternoon. As a result, a good lazy sleep was disturbed by a disgusting nightmare.

Turning on the TV, squeezing toothpaste, brushing teeth, and watching the morning news while brushing teeth, Saitama continued his favorite simple life. But Saitama's life was still simple, but today's morning news was not simple at all.

"Just now, the police have learned the identity of the main criminal of the Taoyuan Gang, which is wreaking havoc in City F. The B-level wanted fugitive is called Hammerhead, who has caused many serious violent incidents before. He is muscular, 2 meters tall, bald, and weighs 170 kilograms. He once fought with 20 people on the street, resulting in 3 deaths and 17 injuries.

According to the news just sent to our station by the Taoyuan group, the Taoyuan group advocates creating a world where people who don’t work can get food and clothing for free, and if their goal is not achieved, they will continue to launch riots around the world.

Saitama spat out the toothpaste foam in his mouth and complained unhappily: "Why do you emphasize the characteristics of baldness? There are obviously many bald people on the street. But..."

Saitama thought about it and felt that if the police hadn't posted the wanted portrait of the Hammer Head, the boss would have been treated as an important suspect and reported!

"Bald head, two meters tall, super strong, is this different from the boss's physical characteristics? Oh, right! The boss is not that heavy."

At first, Saitama was secretly gloating after hearing the news, but as the news continued, Saitama, who was about to wash his face, was completely stunned and let the "precious tap water" be wasted.

"It is reported that those who agree with the hammer-headed group are all young people who have no jobs and do not want to work. In addition, the biggest feature of the Taoyuan group members is that they are all bald, which looks very strange and extremely dangerous. Citizens, please pay attention. If you see a bald person when you go out, please flee the scene immediately."

At this point, Saitama finally understood why the news anchor emphasized that "Nailhead is bald". It turns out that the entire appearance of Taoyuan was forcibly added with the eye-catching attribute of "baldness". At this point, in front of a group of evil bald men, being two meters tall and weighing 170 kilograms is not important!

"Doesn't this mean that... I am with the boss...?"

"Damn it! I finally became a hero, but after being screwed by these damn bald guys, I... I will also be misunderstood as a bad guy by the citizens!"

"These damn bald guys must die!"

A few minutes later, when Boss Makoto also learned the news, Saitama watched helplessly as the other party took out two hedgehog-head wigs, put one on his own bald head, and the other on Saitama's bald head.

"Okay! The crisis is resolved perfectly." The boss helped Saitama adjust the wig and said, "In the recent period, it's okay to wear a wig when going out. Don't worry, I told you that this wig is very breathable and comfortable, and the hair can also help you sweat."

Saitama touched the wig, looking for the once lush feel, and then revealed a happy smile.

But at this moment, the cashier of No. 30 Supermarket suddenly ran over. He held the tablet in his hand in front of the boss and said to him: "Mr. Deputy Minister, this bad guy called Hammer Head looks too much like you, doesn't he?"

The boss pushed the tablet away and said with a confident smile: "Don't bullshit me. How could I be so ugly?"

But after Denise, who came over to watch the fun, took a look at the portrait of the hammer-head, she said to herself: "Apart from the scar on his face, the big hair, the protruding ears, the flat nose and the big chin..."

"No, if you take all of this out, what's left on Yin'er's face?"

"But his height and build are very similar to yours. Besides, if you go downtown without a wig, you'll definitely be mistaken for this guy!"

"Damn it! These damn bald guys must be brought to justice!"

"You're making a bad joke again!"

In F City, where there are the most supermarkets, the most intense competition and the most love of discounts, a large group of bald men wearing pure black power armor are walking on the street holding signs. They are protesting against social injustice, wantonly destroying buildings along the way, and walking towards the residence of the richest and most unkind entrepreneur in F City.

At this time, a professional hero named Unlicensed Rider stood in front of the Taoyuan Group. The Unlicensed Rider parked his bike and locked it. Then he took a stance and shouted to the bald men of the Taoyuan Group: "Justice bike riders, Unlicensed Rider is here!"

"Professional heroes?" The Taoyuan Group's Hammerhead sneered, "What a bunch of boring people."

Then, amid the cheers and expectations of the citizens of City F, the unlicensed knight was knocked to the ground by the Taoyuan group. If it weren't for the unlicensed knight's excellent physical fitness, he would probably not have been knocked to the ground by the Taoyuan group, but would have been killed on the spot.

As the Taoyuan group gradually approached the mansion of the richest man Zenier, the richest man was afraid that his hasty escape would affect the group's stock price. So although the richest man was terrified, he still refused to leave F City.

However, the richest man's bodyguard claimed: "The Taoyuan Group? They are just trash wearing new combat equipment that no one has ever heard of. You only need to worry about whether the bodies of those trash will pollute the city's environment. If you need to make preparations, you only need to be prepared to deal with the piles of corpses. But the B-level wanted criminal Hammerhead can be considered a guy with some backbone."

Do you have any backbone?

Maybe.

However, when Saitama and Boss Makoto found this guy in the mountains of City F, he had at least three kunai stuck in his head, and he was wandering around in the woods in a panic.

"Oh, I found it! But it looks so weak."

"How strong can he be with just a combat suit?" The boss said disdainfully, "When I was still a weakling, I dared to fight against the Dark Lord's mecha. Now, with just this suit? Haha, it's no more than the level of the Hulkbuster armor."

Saitama looked behind the hammer head and asked, "Where are your men? There should be more than just you in your illegal organization, right?"

Because Saitama and Boss Makoto were both wearing wigs, when they first met Hammer Head, they were not regarded as "their own" by the other party.

In order to prevent the two people in front of him from revealing his whereabouts, the hammerhead launched a sneak attack on the two people without making any noise. But the hammerhead didn't know that if the two guys on the opposite side tried to hide, his fists would never be able to touch them.

However, both of them thought that even if they were hit by this guy, it would be equivalent to not hitting him at all. So the two guys used their faces to take the two rocket punches from the hammer head.

The fists with the power armor were very powerful, and the dust raised by the fists was also very large. But when the dust cleared, the two people who were beaten were not even scratched except that they were bald.

"That wig is very expensive, right?" Saitama asked.

"I don't know either. The Reality Stone helped me change it."

"Is that so?" Saitama grinned with dead eyes, "Since it doesn't cost any money, there's no need for me to feel bad about it."

Saitama walked up to Hammerhead, raised his fist and tapped his power armor. Hammerhead felt a current running through his body. By the time Hammerhead realized that there was something wrong with his armor, the armor had already been peeled off from his naked body in the form of metal debris.

"Wow! Wearing power armor with your bare butt, aren't you afraid that the armor won't fit and will rub your crotch?"

Saitama turned to his boss and asked, "Will this problem still occur if the power armor doesn't fit?"

"Of course it is! Especially when the length of the leg armor doesn't match, it's easy to get stuck in the crotch. Just imagine, two bare thighs without anything on, wearing power armor directly against the skin. What if during exercise, the armor on the inner thigh collides with the armor on the lower abdomen, and his gun or testicles happen to be sandwiched between the two pieces of armor."

"what!"

Saitama couldn't help but shudder when he heard his boss's assumption. This assumption of his boss was really terrible!

But the boss said: "This is not a hypothesis, but a tragedy I witnessed with my own eyes. This kind of minor injury can be treated and recovered by potions or recovery techniques, otherwise..."

Then, the bald man couldn't help but cast his eyes on the third bald man's naked body. At this moment, the hammer head felt that his delicate body had been coveted by two malicious perverts!

The hammer head turned and ran. His running speed was so fast that even Saitama could not help but sigh: "He is so big, but he runs so fast."

How can it not be fast!