It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"That man is faster than Sonic!"

"That man..."

"Run forward!"

"Don't look back!"

"Run forward!"

"Don't look back!"

480 The Other Side of Superheroes

"Pochi! Go! Kill those two little slaves!"

I saw a fat hamster over two meters tall riding a big black dog nearly four meters long, frantically chasing two people who were as frightened as dogs that had lost their homes...

Well, Pochi doesn’t quite agree with the description of the two escaped Dragon-level monsters as “stray dogs”.

But even though they disagreed, it didn't stop Khan and Pochi, the new good partners, from chasing Sonic's two weird brothers to death.

Sonic, who was following behind Pochi and eating dust all the way, then discovered that the big black dog raised by the Boss could run faster than him!

But the problem is that Pochi and Khan are a dog and a rat, so why would they chase two weirdos?

If anyone is to blame, it's only the two Dragon-level monsters who, while escaping, thought Pochi and Khan were blocking their way and attacked them while they were taking a walk.

Pochi and Khan didn't provoke the two dragon-level monsters. Seeing Khan was new, Pochi decided to take Khan to mark the territory around the small community. But just as the dog and the rat marked an abandoned electric pole, they saw the fleeing dragon-level monster rushing out from the corner of the street.

The two dragon-level monsters saw that a dog and a rat dared to block their way, so they drew their swords and chopped them up without thinking. As a result, not only did the two monsters' swords fail to hurt the big black dog, but the big rat also bit their swords and broke them into two pieces.

When Pochi saw that two monsters he had never seen before attacked him for no reason, he simply opened his mouth and fired an energy cannon at the two of them.

The two agile monsters were so agile that they were able to avoid Pochi's "spit" that could have killed them instantly. The two monsters realized that the big black dog was much stronger than them, and they couldn't help but think, "What kind of monster community is this?"

The two knew that if they didn't run away they would really die here, so they risked their lives by passing the big black dog and the big rat, and fled desperately into the depths of the ruins of City Z where there were more ruins and the terrain was more complicated.

Anyone who has raised a hamster knows that although the orders of a hamster are not big, the temper is really big. In addition, there is a big black dog with dragon-level strength and a bad temper as a companion. If you don't chase the two bastards to death, how can you get rid of the hatred of the dog and the hamster?

The bullied Pochi asked Khan to jump on its back, and the makeshift duo ran towards the direction where the monsters fled. Then a strange scene appeared, with a fat rat riding a big black dog chasing two dragon-level monsters, and Sonic following behind.

Unfortunately, the two dragon-level ninja monsters were very cunning. With their intelligence advantage, they successfully got rid of the chasing dogs and soldiers behind them and disappeared into the vast ruins of City Z. And Pochi, who was tired of running, also carried Khan on his back and followed Sonic back to the small community.

But these are all what they think: their so-called IQ advantage, their so-called successful escape, their so-called pursuers returning in disappointment.

In fact, every move of the two dragon-level monsters was under the surveillance of Project Team 30. The boss had already told Sonic to "let them go" when he let him chase the two dragon-level monsters. After all, it's easy to catch a tongue, but it's rare to find a guide. And this kind of self-righteous and willing guide is exactly the "voluntary labor" type of talent that the boss and Project Team 30 need most.

Which capitalist doesn’t want “stinking beggars” to generate electricity for love?

Let’s return to Boss Cheng’s shop.

In the kitchen, Boss Cheng's real body, Shaoan, Denisa and Brother Biao are using boneless cow hooves to replicate Master Liao's original creation, the steamed bear paw - a palm that changes the world.

It’s just that Master Liao has returned to the main control department as his deputy director and executive chef, so everyone in the kitchen has to figure out how to do it on their own without any guidance from Master Liao.

In fact, when Master Liao improved the steamed bear paw, he had already abandoned bear paw as an ingredient. However, the boss and his team decided to make another cut based on Master Liao’s “youth version” of steamed bear paw, replacing the wild honeycomb and bird’s nest with cheaper and more cost-effective ingredients.

This is not only because a Manchurian recipe book is equivalent to half of the criminal code, but also because the boss is a staunch environmentalist! In the boss's view, daily meat and vegetable ingredients are enough to satisfy human appetite. Those who hunt endangered wild animals for the sake of "wildness", "strangeness" and "rarity" should be made into meat soup.

King Crab: You are amazing, you are noble.

Boss Cheng: Who told you not to be endangered?

In order to make the dishes affordable for ordinary people, the boss not only followed the steps of Master Liao and replaced the wild bear paws with cow hooves, but also replaced the golden bird's nest with sodium alginate products, and even replaced the wild honeycombs with the leftovers from beekeepers' honey harvesting.

"What the hell? Sodium alginate has no nutritional value? Bird's nest has higher nutritional value?" The boss glanced at the customer who made the complaint and said, "What nutritional value does bird's nest have? Does that mean 10 grams of bird's nest is not as nutritious as 50 grams of eggs? They are all collagen. What two taels of pig skin jelly can't solve, 100 grams of bird's nest can't solve either!"

"That makes sense." The customer who raised the issue expressed his doubts: "But will the sodium alginate ..."

"What? Unsafe?"

The customer shook his head and said, "I'm not worried about the safety. After all, it's just sodium alginate. How dangerous can it be? At most, I'll have acid reflux if I eat too much. Originally, this dish was made with the recipe of 'beeswax steamed ox hoof, juice flowing into bird's nest', but you guys changed it up like this. What I'm worried about is the taste and texture."

"What? Don't you trust our technology?"

“It’s not that I don’t believe it, but I’m looking forward to it!”

As for the final product...

The taste of sodium alginate is not satisfactory, and it is still a little far from the real bird's nest. The chefs decided to replace sodium alginate with vermicelli that has not been soaked.

The boneless ox hoof received unanimous praise. Although Boss Cheng and Shaoan could not reach the level of precision of Master Liao in controlling the heat, the overall level of beeswax steamed ox hoof could reach 95% of Master Liao's skill. The last 50% had nothing to do with the craftsmanship, but only with the heart!

After the limited supply of "Yiti Qiankun" was launched, the whole dining area went crazy! Even the diners who were eating hot pot rushed to grab the food. After all, this is the "youth version of steamed bear paw", which is the most important dish even in the Manchu Han banquet!

Saitama and Genos, who were also sitting at a dining table, and Fubuki, who was almost detained there, did not move.

"Hey! The main dish is coming. If you three don't go grab it, the ox trotters will be gone soon." The boss's shadow clone pointed at the few younger brothers who followed Fubuki to "make trouble" and said, "Even if you don't want to eat it, your men are almost going crazy for that woman who looks very evil. If you don't let them go grab the food, I'm afraid they will turn against you soon!"

Fubuki nodded to the men with a reserved look on her face, and the other members of the Fubuki team then rushed to the dining area. After a long silence, Fubuki continued to talk to Saitama, Genos, and the boss:

"My physical strength, intelligence, and understanding are all unparalleled. Plus, I was born with superpowers. I should have been the one standing at the top! If it weren't for her..."

"puff!"

The boss, who suddenly lost control of his facial muscles and lung airflow, could only apologize.

But in the boss's opinion, based on the level of super abilities displayed by Fubuki, she is basically a mid-to-lower-level A-level player who fails every season in the competitive world and fights hard for relegation at the end of the season.

However, Fubuki, who was offended by the boss, did not dare to show any displeasure or anger. The boss just waved his hand and dissipated the violent energy released when Sonic fought two super ghost-level monsters. So in Fubuki's mind, the boss has been equated with her sister Tornado.

So, Fubuki, who didn't dare to express any dissatisfaction, continued, "Because of my sister, I have never been number one in my life. So when I became the number one hero in Class B, I thought to myself that I must maintain my position as the number one hero in Class B, lead the heroes below Class B, and surpass my sister who is used to acting alone."

"Who is your sister?" asked the boss.

"It's a little girl named Tornado." Genos told his boss: "Tornado of Trembling, the second-ranked hero in S-class."

"One level higher than that old fellow Bangu?"

"Yes, Mr. Makoto. Tornado is indeed ranked above Mr. Bang."

At this time, Saitama suddenly interrupted and said, "Is it because you lost to Bang-kun last time when we were sparring, that's why you call him an old man?"

"This has nothing to do with skills!" the boss stressed, "That old man... he just wants to spar, but what does it mean when he reaches out and touches the crotch? Traditional sparring requires a certain point to stop, but the old man doesn't follow martial ethics!"

"If you hadn't poked the throat and eyes first, and hadn't gone around and aimed at the back of the ears and the back of the head, maybe Bangu wouldn't have grabbed your crotch."

After hearing Saitama's explanation, Fubuki finally understood. Not only were these people very familiar with the third-ranked Silver Fang, but the Great Demon King could also win against Bang in a sparring match.

But the big devil obviously has no moral principles.

Genos, who was standing by, of course knew that his teacher was actually practicing martial arts, a hunting technique that used small forces to defeat large ones. But Genos also knew that his teacher always used dirty tricks during sparring, and was completely unreasonable. So Genos decided to change the subject and asked Fubuki:

"If you want to be number one, why don't you move up to Class A and strive to be number one in Class A?"

"Because I'm totally unqualified!" Fubuki explained, "With my strength, it might not be difficult to squeeze into the top ten of A-class, but it's absolutely impossible to become the first. The fourth A-class Fifty Drill, the third demon Kamaitachi, and the second Polymer Iron, the three of them are disciples of the S-class hero Atomic Samurai.

And the reason they have been unable to advance to the S-class is because of the man who occupies the first place in the A-class—Sweetheart Mask. He is an existence that all the newcomers cannot surpass. As long as he occupies the first place in the A-class, heroes who are not as strong as him will never be able to advance to the S-class list. "

"Isn't this good?" the boss said, "With a Sweetheart Mask to help check, we don't have to worry about the appearance of mediocre S-class heroes."

"No, you don't understand at all!" Fubuki emphasized again: "There are always many things in this world that cannot be explained by common sense. Although there are many monsters in your community that do not conform to common sense, they are far from being comparable to my sister and Sweet Mask. In addition to them, there is King, who is known as the strongest human on the surface of the earth. And monsters among monsters like Blast who stand at the pinnacle of heroes. It is already wishful thinking to climb to a higher level by one's own strength, so what's wrong with us sticking together for warmth?"

"But your subordinates are really weak." The boss said bluntly: "It is very likely that any stronger demon-level monster will be enough to wipe out your organization."

"I don't plan to join your organization either." Saitama said while drinking the free soda, "I still like to be free and alone."

Fubuki ignored the boss and turned to stare at Saitama, scolding him: "Hey! Don't be so ignorant of the world just because you have a little bit of ability! For a sloppy guy like you, forget about climbing up in the future. I was so kind to ask you to join me..."

suddenly!

"Hey, Saitama and Genos, you are really here."

When Fubuki saw the face of the person who came, she was petrified in front of the table.

King, who had nothing else to do and was strolling around the community, nodded to his boss and went straight to the point and asked Saitama: "Did I leave my game console at your house yesterday?"

"Yes, it was indeed left behind. But..." A rare look of embarrassment appeared on Saitama's calm face, "But I'm sorry, your save file of [Ai Lao Deng Hula Hoop] was accidentally overwritten by me."

"It's okay, Saitama. I have a backup of this important file in my computer."

"Eh? Is that so?" Saitama muttered with lingering fear: "You made me worry for the whole morning."

Fubuki, who saw that King was very familiar with the two baldy men, was so shocked that she couldn't even utter a complete sentence.

Fubuki couldn't understand why the most powerful hero on earth would have such a pleasant conversation with a B-level newcomer, and even the big devil seemed to be taking good care of him?

"Chengshi!" King turned around and asked the boss, "You said yesterday that we would have something delicious for lunch today, right?"

"Of course! I saved it for you in case you got stuck in traffic!"

"What about the old man's?"

"Silver, silver, silver, silver, silver, silver fangs!"

Bang Gu, who was hunched over, walked to the boss, but was slapped on the back by the boss. However, the boss's slap was like a miracle, and Bang Gu's waist was straightened directly.

The boss even yelled, "You've already had a shot to strengthen your body! If you can straighten your back, stop hunching over like an old man every day, okay?"

"Hi, hi, hi! Thank you, Boss Cheng, for your amazing healing skills."

Saitama also took the opportunity to complain, "Uncle Bang... the boss just said that you are disrespectful to your elders and that you are not following martial ethics by touching their crotches."

The boss skipped the "unethical" part and directly questioned Saitama: "Bald bastard, have you forgotten my last name again?"

"No." Saitama said stubbornly.

"Then tell me now, what is my last name?"

Saitama: (⊙＿⊙;)

Seeing Saitama pretending to be stupid, everyone burst into laughter. Bang also teased Saitama, "Saitama-kun is indeed a forgetful person. I'm sure you have forgotten the style of my dojo, right?"

Saitama: "Flow...flow...sulfuric acid...dismemberment..."

Bang Gu: "Okay, stop talking. Otherwise, the police will definitely arrest me as a perverted murderer."

"Fool! Lao Bangzi's style is the flowing water and rock breaking style. It's not the style of killing people and dismembering corpses!"

Fubuki looked at the three S-class heroes standing together and laughing and playing with a B-class bald man, and she felt mixed emotions. Bang, who always looked like a master, was now like a young man, making advances with the bald boss.

But apparently, the little superhero shock in the restaurant did not end there. Just when Fubuki was at a loss, another heavyweight hero appeared in the boss's restaurant without any warning.

The boss waved and greeted the newcomer, "Hey, Sweetheart Mask! You came really quickly!"

"Normally, there happened to be a notice near City Z. It could have been faster, but I ran into a weird guy who was doing evil on the way, which delayed me a little."

After explaining, Sweet Mask also said hello to the other heroes. He even threw a bottle of hair growth water to Saitama and told him: "This is the latest hair growth agent I got from the client when I was shooting the commercial today. I can't guarantee that it will work!"

"Eh? Hair growth water?" Saitama scratched his bald head. "Thank you, sweet mask. But Orochimaru has done experiments on my head more than a dozen times. He said that my hair follicles seem to be cursed, and there is no medical explanation for why I can't grow hair."

Sweet Mask also patted Saitama on the shoulder and encouraged him with a professional sweet smile: "Don't give up on treatment until the very end. Come on, Saitama-kun!"

Saitama told Sweet Mask expressionlessly: "Sorry, I don't have a terminal illness."

But Boss Cheng suddenly interrupted and asked, "Is there any difference?"

Because of the boss's unquestionable "Is there a difference?", everyone present burst into laughter. However, Fubuki seemed like an outsider, with a confused look on her face, watching the other side of the heroes that she would never see on TV.

"Boss, get me a meal. I was too busy this morning and had no time to eat."

"No problem. I just happened to leave you a delicious meal. Now, in addition to the information about the possible gathering of a large number of monsters in City X, my small community was also attacked by a super-ghost-level monster that was probably from the X City Monster Group about an hour and a half ago. As for the specific details of these two pieces of intelligence, how about we talk while eating?"

481 A polite hunting start

In the eyes of the main controller, the Hero Association is weak. The Hero Association also knows that the boss thinks they are weak. The Hero Association has even tacitly acknowledged the fact that they are weak in the eyes of the warlords of the other world.

But no matter how weak the Hero Association is, it is still the most powerful local snake in World 30. No matter how powerful the main controller is, it is impossible to do better than the Hero Association in terms of intelligence collection.

Therefore, Boss Cheng is very willing to share the information he got from Khan with the Hero Association. And Sweet Mask is the contact person between the boss and the Hero Association.

Yes, it was Sweet Mask, not S-class Genos. Because in the eyes of the Hero Association, no matter Genos or Saitama, they have been deeply labeled as "warlords from another world". So Genos is no longer suitable to act as a middleman between the boss and the Hero Association.

But Sweetheart Mask, who has no label on her, is just right for this job.

In order to prove that what he said was true, the boss specially called the big rat to tell Sweetheart Mask about his experiences in the sewers of City X. The big rat, who had just updated "Which country is the most expensive movie in the world made in?", also vividly described the various disasters he encountered in his home in the sewers of City X in a tearful and sobbing manner.

"Sorry, what's updated?" asked Sweetheart Mask.

"That's not the point." The boss forcibly built the wall and forced Sweetheart Mask to get back to the topic, "The two super-ghost-level monsters who attacked the community not long ago are likely to be from the monster organization in the sewers of City X."

After that, the boss took out a "WhoAreWe" tablet and handed it to Sweet Mask, telling him that the two dots on the "Super Stalking Wolf" APP were the two weirdos who were deliberately let go.

"But..." Sweetheart Mask looked at the two light spots that had already separated and couldn't help but express his doubts: "Why do I feel that your APP is not serious?"