It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

After a long period of work, the center of the stadium was finally repaired to the point where the competition could continue. So the not-so-grand opening ceremony finally came, and the participating fighters and martial artists also appeared one after another under the introduction of the host.

"The last two contestants of this tournament are also rookie contestants who are participating in the martial arts tournament for the first time. They are from the military boxing school, 192 cm tall, 89 kg in weight, and very! Very! Very! Very handsome Big Boss!"

(Explanation: Height and weight of the original Big Boss)

"Wow! This fighter is so handsome!"

"I really want to trick him into bed!"

"No! No! This fighter is even more handsome than Suiryu!"

Judging from the cheers and applause at the scene, one can only say that his face is indeed a one-to-one replica of John Lone.

"And the contestant Wangzai from the lactic acid bubble boxing school, who is 175cm tall, weighs 70kg, and is dressed like a cow, and who strongly demands, 'Please don't hit me on the head during the competition'! By the way, Wangzai, did you really submit your application for the comedy contest to the martial arts contest?"

"Xu..."

Although Saitama's face has completely lost the dull feeling of the "bald caped man" with the blessing of the bionic wig, but with the jokey names such as "Lactic Acid Bubble Punch" and "Wangzai", plus a jumpsuit with cow patterns...

All I can say is that the booing audience has a sense of aesthetic taste.

"These are all the contestants of this tournament. Now I declare the 22nd Super Fighting Cup Martial Arts Tournament officially open!"

Except for the defending champion of the previous year and several seeded players of this year who directly entered the second round, other participating fighters needed to draw lots and rank on the spot. The boss clone and Saitama were lucky enough not to have a big collision in the preliminary stage.

As the first game entered the countdown stage, other contestants either returned to the lounge to continue to recuperate, or stayed in the waiting area outside, waiting for the game while watching other players play.

The reason why the boss and Saitama were willing to stay, in addition to watching the martial artists' moves, was because the unlucky Chalanzi happened to be drawn to the first round. His opponent was the 19th hero of the Hero Association's A-level "Lightning" Max. However, when he arrived at the martial arts tournament, he put on his uniform and turned out to be the "Extreme Karate" warrior Max.

At first, Max was very careful when facing Chalanzi, who had the "Water Flowing Rock Crushing Fist". After all, this lineage not only had the third-ranked Silver Fang, but also Garou, who had recently given the Hero Association a headache. But Bang, the only senior disciple currently on the list...

Cha Lanzi couldn't even last 30 moves in Max's hands. And at least 15 of those moves were deliberately given to Cha Lanzi by Max in order to maintain the reputation of "Flowing Water Rock Crushing Fist".

In order to save face for Cha Lanzi, Max did not choose to KO him, but kicked him out of the ring. Cha Lanzi was of course aware that the other party had saved his face, so after he was thrown out of the ring, he took the initiative to salute Max and sincerely admitted his defeat.

As for the boss and Saitama who were sitting in the audience, they both exclaimed at the same time: "This first game ended too quickly!"

Yes, it was too fast, the whole process took less than a minute.

But the fact is, compared with the battles with other warriors, this one is already quite long.

A级第38位英雄“蛇咬拳”斯内克，他只用了10秒便解决了战斗。掌玲拳的铃铃解决对手只用了27秒。雷电拳鲍尔登耗时15秒解决对手。“选民血脉格斗术”的乔泽只用了5秒便KO了自己的对手。

When the boss came on stage, he first used a left kick, then a right whip kick, and finally a left jab. The opponent was unable to defend and fell down. The whole process took 3 and a half seconds. The boss didn't even have time to use the lightning five whips he learned from the online video.

As for the last player Saitama... no, it was Wangzai. His opponent was the star player of all previous martial arts tournaments - "Zhax"!

"Oh! This guy actually has the same name as Angel's puppy!" Boss Cheng scratched his head and said to himself, "Angel and his friends have already gone to the moon. I don't know how they are doing recently. I think it's time to replace them with a new batch of shadow clones."

As soon as the boss finished talking to himself, the warrior with the same name as Angel's puppy flew out of the ring. And the reason why he flew out...

The previous player gave Zack a bad example, which made him think "I must prove my strength by defeating the enemy with one move." So when he thought he had locked Saitama, he launched his proud "Pig Surprise Kill".

As a result, Saitama, who was locked on, took a step to the side and stretched out one of his feet. If it were any other ordinary person, even if Zack's "Pig Rush" hit one of his feet, the whole person would be thrown out. However, it was not an ordinary person who took this step, but Saitama.

Even though Saitama actively locked his "superpowers" in order to better experience martial arts and moves, Saitama is no longer something that ordinary warriors can touch just by relying on his own physical qualities. So, when Zack kicked Saitama's outstretched calf, it was not Saitama who flew out, but Zack himself.

"Zack, out of bounds!"

"Contestant Wangzai wins!"

And when Saitama wins...

0.88 seconds!

To the audience, it seemed that Zack rushed over, kicked Wangzai's leg, and flew out of the ring himself.

So this 0.88 seconds is reasonable.

Zack, who was unexpectedly eliminated, is now completely too ashamed to face his colleagues in the fighting world again.

"Eh? Did I win? But I didn't even see what martial arts was. I just heard him screaming like a pig being slaughtered, and then he ran towards me."

"Alright, alright, get off the stage. I was planning to propose to my girlfriend after defeating you, but you made me fly out of the stage like a missile." The boss waved at Saitama, "The next round of drawing lots will start soon, let's go and draw lots."

"Oh that's fine."

487 Eat in moderation when eating buffet

In the first match of the semi-finals, “Underworld Fist” Shuilong faces “Military Fist” Big Boss!

Shuilong's Mingti Fist follows a similar style to Bajiquan, with its open and closed, fierce and powerful style.

But the boss's "military boxing" is...

The boss knows some crappy military boxing. The authentic military boxing is the same as Bajiquan, even more powerful than Bajiquan, it is a military and police boxing that can kill people in any way.

The boss's fighting skills are either various joint locks, cartilage attacks, tendon tearing, or entanglement of the enemy and then attacking the vital parts. The action features a close-range short-range attack, which does not give the enemy any chance to perform.

So, when Shuilong met the boss, it was very difficult for Shuilong to fight. Shuilong always wanted to distance himself from the boss, but the boss always pretended to be close to Shuilong. The distance between the two was often less than 50 centimeters. Shuilong even thought that his opponent was a professional fencer.

Shuilong took two steps back, kicked the boss in the hip bone with his side kick. But the boss suddenly ducked, dodged the kick with a simple forward roll, and came to the side of Shuilong, who had only one leg on the ground.

Shuilong didn't even have time to bring his kick back, as the boss had already raised his leg and kicked Shuilong's supporting leg like a lazy dog ​​peeing. Shuilong felt his knee suddenly go soft, and then the boss was wrapped around Shuilong's back.

If Shuilong hadn't adjusted his center of gravity in time and violently trembled his muscles to forcefully shake off the boss on his body, I'm afraid Shuilong would have been locked by the boss's neck.

Afterwards, Shuilong, who was frightened by the boss's entanglement, once again distanced himself from the boss by at least 10 body lengths. He put one hand on his waist, pointed at the boss and asked, "How did you develop these damn grappling skills? Were you a brown bear hunter before? I always feel that your grappling skills are reserved for large prey that are much stronger than you. You definitely don't need your troublesome and disgusting fighting method to deal with normal humans!"

"You are indeed a martial artist!" The boss exclaimed sincerely, "After only a few hundred moves, you have discovered the key to my grappling skills. Among my former enemies, there were indeed a group of monsters who were 2.8 meters tall and weighed at least half a ton. My close combat skills are specialized for them."

"The monster is very powerful?"

"If you get hit by a hammer, you will definitely die!"

"No wonder your moves are all close combat!" Shuilong smiled and continued, "You have already won my recognition, Big Boss! You are an opponent worthy of my caution and full strength, so I will get serious next!"

"I couldn't ask for more! Come on!"

"Netherworld Body Sky Dragon Kick!"

Then the boss flew out of the ring.

"In the first match of the semi-finals, Shui Long vs. Big Boss, Shui Long wins!"

The boss didn't let him go, but the kick that Shuilong had just delivered had exceeded the boss's synthetic clone's nerve reaction limit and the speed limit of its electromagnetic muscles. In other words, the strength that Shuilong had just delivered had already exceeded the boss's clone's limit.

So the boss’s loss was not unfair, but justified.

However, Shuilong, who kicked the boss away, also jumped off the ring after the referee confirmed his victory. He was going to help the boss who lost the game, but after a short overload, the boss' body jumped up again.

"Eh? You're not hurt?" Shuilong asked in confusion, "Also, why did my kick just now feel like I was kicking a steel plate wrapped in a quilt? Are you a human or a robot?"

"I..." The boss organized his words and replied, "You should have a good rest. You played with me for a long time, and I guess you wasted a lot of energy. But the next game will probably be over soon."

"Next match?" Shuilong looked back at the ring and said with certainty, "Yes, it shouldn't take long for the explosion to happen..."

"It will break the seal on someone's neck." After that, the boss said to Shuilong, "In the finals, don't hold back! Use your moves in a way that shows the characteristics of the Nether Body Fist, as cruel and deadly as possible."

"Eh? That guy named Wangzai has a grudge against you?"

"No." The boss shook his head and said, "Not only no, but he is a very good friend."

"Then why do you still want to trick him?"

"What do you know? That boy has practiced the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt! You know the Vajra Indestructible Boy Body, right? It's indestructible! He also has a move called the Seven Day Lock of Love Stronger than Gold. Once you are locked by him, just prepare to admit defeat."

"why?"

"Seven-day lock! I'll lock you for seven days. I won't unlock it before seven days! Besides, he got this trick from me!"

"Are you making this up?" Shuilong asked.

The boss asked back: "Is it so obvious?"

Water Dragon: ┐（￣ヘ￣）┌

"But his indestructibility is not something I made up. If you don't believe me..."

Before the boss could finish his words, a golden bar of mysterious material flew over from the ring and hit the boss in the face. The boss took off the bar stuck on his face and looked at it, then laughed helplessly.

"Haha, I knew it. This thing is too flimsy, but the degree of fragility seems to be just right. At least we don't have to worry about the quality being too good and causing someone to suffer a big loss."

Next!

"Bang! Boom! Boom!"

"In the second match of the semi-finals, Baoshan faced Wangzai, and Wangzai won!"

Shuilong turned around and saw that the only one left on the ring was Wangzai, who had mastered the "Vajra Indestructible" skill.

"Tsk, you baldy. You said you wanted to see more, but you couldn't help but attack as soon as the seal was broken." After saying that, the boss reminded Shuilong again: "Remember, King Kong is indestructible, and you will fight to the death at the beginning. Knock him off the ring, and you win."

"Why do we have to fight off the ring?" Shuilong asked, "Isn't it possible..."

"You don't think you can knock him out, do you? Hehehe..."

The boss's question did not irritate Shuilong, but the three "Hehehe" sounds completely irritated Shuilong.

"I will knock out King Kong Indestructible in the ring in a moment!"

After the fierce talk, Shuilong angrily asked the organizing committee when the finals would start. The boss quietly made a "V" sign and acted like he had succeeded in his evil plan.

"The plan worked! Seeing a baldy guy getting beaten always makes people happy!"

At the same time, at the headquarters of the Hero Association in City A.

"Report to the Chairman! The signals of the two super-ghost-level monsters have completely disappeared near the outskirts of City X."

"What do you mean by completely disappearing?"

"Reporting to the Chairman, completely disappeared means that the tracker is completely destroyed, or is located 50 meters below the surface, or enters a signal shielding facility."

"You want to say that the weirdo is likely to have entered the sewers of City X and went deeper into the sewers, right?"

"No, Chairman! Things are much worse than we thought! According to the news sent by local branches, 24 cities have been attacked by monsters, and 14 of them have monsters of demon level or above."

In fact, the situation in reality is even worse than the information received by the Hero Association. Because of the establishment of a small community, a large number of monsters who are not interested in ruling the world and have not been brainwashed have not been able to join the monster organization. In addition, some monsters have seen the strength of the small community and chose to escape from the organization when the organization hastily moved.

Therefore, this monster organization was in a very strange situation. The organization had no shortage of high-end combat power, with 12 dragon-level monsters, but only 15 demon-level monsters. There were more than 100 wolf-level and tiger-level monsters before the organization moved, but after the organization moved to City X, there were less than 70 monsters of these two levels.

The reason why the monster organization chose to launch a large-scale attack today is not to destroy the city or the Hero Association. They only wanted to show the world the strength of the organization today, and take this opportunity to promote their own organization, and then rely on monster cells to recruit all kinds of people who are dissatisfied with reality or even full of resentment.

As for the monster cells, they are a disgusting meat ball that can instantly transform people who eat the cells into monsters. Although this transformation is not very stable, and may cause more than half of ordinary people to fail to transform. These monsters who fail to transform will either die on the spot or turn into a pool of mud.

But once the transformation is successful, they will immediately become monsters with wolf-level or higher strength. And some strong humans who eat monster cells will immediately surpass the "limit" of humans and become monsters of demon level or even dragon level!

"Yes!" The great swordsman named Seppuku threw out a few purple-black monster cells that kept wriggling in front of his old friends, "With our strength, as long as we take the monster cells, we can break through our own bottleneck and become a true swordsman!"

"How could you, man..."

"What can I do?" He smiled and told the swordsmen including Atomic Samurai, "The monsters have established the Monster Association, and they came to me. I gave up my human identity in exchange for membership, just to become stronger than my human self."

Atomic Samurai picked up the limp Monster Cell and asked with disgust, "How could you eat something so disgusting?"

"Of course!" He roared and then transformed into a monster. "I am no longer human! I have obtained unimaginable power. You will become monsters with me!"

"You really are depraved, committing seppuku." Atomic Samurai shook his head and sighed, "It seems that your samurai heart is just this."

"Haha! Samurai's heart?" The Samurai's heart that turned into a monster announced to everyone: "My Samurai's heart is to be able to chop off all of your heads at the same time with Iaijutsu! Those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will perish!"

"Is that so? That's really a pity."

"Yes, Atomic Samurai, it is indeed a pity. Because the leader has ordered that you cannot be kept. As for the others, I will give you five seconds to think about it. If you don't follow me and become a monster..."

"5, 4, 3..."

"Bakano-kun! Five seconds is too long!"

"Buzz!"

When he came to his senses after seppuku, Atomic Samurai had already gone behind him, and Atomic Samurai's sword had just been sheathed.

"No one else in this room is as stupid as you."

"Nani?"

When the monster-like person who had committed seppuku came to his senses, his body was turning into ashes and slowly disintegrating.

After beheading the traitor, Atomic Samurai pushed the door open and left the house, instructing the three disciples waiting in the courtyard: "Let's go back to the association headquarters first, and then wipe out the Monster Association in one fell swoop."

A similar situation to that of Atomic Samurai is also happening in different cities around the world. In cities that receive support from S-class heroes, the demon-level monsters that spread monster cells can be suppressed. However, in cities that do not have S-class heroes or whose S-class heroes are not very strong, many humans, either voluntarily, forcedly, or pretending to be forced, have been transformed into monsters because of eating monster cells.

In less than an hour, more than 1000 monsters were added worldwide! Among those who survived the monsterization process, not only did more than a dozen demon-level elites appear, but three dragon-level elites were also born unexpectedly!

However, these new monsters, led by the Monster Association cadres, did not wreak havoc in the city, but immediately retreated to the city's sewer system, evacuating the city before a large number of heroes arrived, and retreated to City X where the Monster Association was located.