It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

At this time, an old soldier with the rank of lieutenant general walked up to the boss and saluted, "Report to the Marshal, 336 fighter planes can take off at any time!"

The boss quickly pressed down the old general's arm and begged, "Uncle Wang, please help me. I feel very stressed when you salute me like this!"

UNSC Naval Aviation Commander Wang Wei lowered his arms and said with a smile, "You are a marshal, you must have order from top to bottom."

"Come on, I have a bad reputation."

"But you are the only one with a bad reputation in the UNSC."

The boss shrugged and went on to discuss the issues of armaments and attacks with the old general.

The heroes who followed the boss here shouted in their hearts: "More than 300 planes! Who said that 'quality is more important than quantity'? So he was just being polite to us?"

492 The failure of those who are not able to accomplish anything, the success of those who are able to accomplish more than enough

What is a war that has been distorted by the competitive world?

A 5-meter-tall ghost-class monster was kicked over by an 18-meter-tall MS, and then had his head and upper body cut open by a 5-meter-long thermal saber. A group of or wolf-class and tiger-class monsters were burned to charcoal by micro plasma bombs dropped from the air. A giant dragon-class monster flying in the sky was attacked by dozens of transforming fighter planes at the same time.

But the problem was that the dragon-level monster flying in the sky, called "Elder Centipede", was too big and too hard. Even after shedding its skin, it was so hard that it could withstand the irradiation of plasma weapons. So, the pilots of the Navy Airlines, who really couldn't do anything about Elder Centipede, could only call for the boss.

Saitama, who had been staying beside the boss waiting to fight the boss, when he heard the words "super powerful dragon-level monster", he volunteered with the boss with an eager look.

But the problem is that Saitama can't fly. The flying centipede elder has already flown to an altitude of more than 3000 meters in order to chase the "stinky mosquitoes" that are harassing it.

"Eh? Can't you handle it?"

Facing Saitama's question, the boss also shook his head helplessly. However, this shaking of the head did not mean that the boss admitted that he could not handle it, but that he knew what Saitama was planning.

Shortly after……

When a portal suddenly appeared high in the sky above where Elder Centipede was, many UNSC pilots saw a bald man flying in the air with his feet on the back of a giant robot!

As a result, when the giant robot and the bald man were about to collide with the Centipede Elder, the giant robot under the bald man's feet suddenly turned over, grabbed the bald man's belt and threw him out.

The robot's throw scared the bald man so much that his punch lost its aim. The centipede elder opened his mouth, so the bald man's punch went straight into the centipede elder's stomach.

The centipede elder was stunned at first when he felt something drilling into his throat. Then the front half of his body exploded with a "bang" and turned into a torrential rain of chitin and protein all over the sky.

The bald man who was about to explode in anger was put back on the giant robot's back before he even fell to the ground. The back half of the centipede elder also fell into a huge portal at this time. The giant robot and the bald man behind him followed closely behind and disappeared along with the huge portal.

The sight came to the main control medical department. Saitama jumped off the boss's back and kicked the boss several kilometers away. However, the medical staff responsible for receiving the "non-human dragon-level destructive creatures" seemed to be completely oblivious to the bald man's violence and continued to fiddle with the rare dragon-level arthropod corpse.

The boss opened the door and returned to the medical department, looking at Saitama with a slanted look. Saitama also looked at the boss with a sullen look. The two of them stared at each other for a long time.

Finally, the boss was bored and took the initiative to suggest: "Why don't we go back to the battleship? The monster cleaning plan has been going on for more than half an hour, and the battleship should be ready to set sail."

"Can I go inside the bridge and take a look?" Saitama asked.

"No problem. You're not the only one who wants to watch the fun."

Yes, it was indeed arranged that Saitama planned to go to the bridge alone. In fact, a large group of idle people ran to the restaurant after hearing the news, waiting to board the Venator-class wave-powered star destroyer with the boss. After all, none of them had ever seen what it was like to bomb the Earth from low-Earth orbit.

The Yorozuya trio, who had already achieved financial freedom, naturally could not be absent.

Uchiha Madara, who was so idle that he almost got prostatitis, also took the opportunity to call the Daimyo of various countries in the ninja world and the Kage of various ninja villages, asking them "whether they want to see the war in another world." So the Daimyo of various countries sent representatives, and the Kage of various ninja villages also went out. Even the chief financial officer of the Hidden Rain Village, Kakuzu, who was keen on entrepot trade and financial exchange, put aside his money-making plan and followed the Kage of other countries to join in the fun.

When did Kakuzu join the Hidden Rain Village? Even Boss Makoto doesn't know. After years of continuous operation and exploration, his position in the Hidden Rain Village is now equivalent to that of the Minister of Finance of various countries.

Almost all the Avengers came to watch the fun. The most outrageous one was Steve Rogers, who brought his entire family to watch the battleship bombing the ground as if he was going on vacation to some popular tourist attraction.

Rocket went to check on the wave drive. The rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy, plus a non-member Thor, were squatting in the recreation room on the battleship, smoking a cuckold. In addition, the group's small cruiser was parked in the hangar of the upgraded Hunter. They didn't expect that the Star Destroyer's hangar would be large enough to accommodate small spacecraft.

As for the last group of people who boarded the ship, they came from Cornerstone World No. 28. However, these people boarded the ship not through Angel's relationship, but because "Big Sister" Hydaelyn asked the boss for help. The people who boarded the ship were not from the Dawn Blood Alliance, but a group of scholars from Old Sharlayan!

The leader was named Fourchino, who "coincidentally" had a father named Louisoix and two children named Alisée and Alphinaud. In addition, Fourchino came with a group of strange rabbits whose average height was less than 80 cm!

"Sa? Sa? Sa?" the boss asked, "On the moon, deep in the moon rock? The little rabbit with long ears?"

"Excuse me, Marshal, is there any problem with this?" Fourchenot also asked.

"Nothing, I just suddenly thought of a song, but I don't dare to sing it." After that, the boss asked the long-eared bunny tribe: "Excuse me, can you summon the light messenger?"

"Light Envoy?" A bunny asked, tilting his head, "What is that?"

"That's the dream of every boy in the late 80s and early 90s! My heart..."

That was a close call. I almost lost control!

However, after communicating with the scholars of Old Sharlayan and the engineers of the Rabbit Clan, the boss realized that these people were not here to watch the war. Instead, they and the Rabbit Clan came to visit and inspect the warship with work tasks, and planned to bring advanced shipbuilding concepts back to Old Sharlayan.

"What the hell? You want to run?"

"We are not running, but we must prepare for the worst." Fursno told his boss: "If the disaster cannot be controlled, we will take as many humans as possible to escape the planet."

"Could it be that the moon is the spaceship you escaped on?" The boss, who suddenly realized something, even took the initiative to ask: "Do you have the relevant technology to manufacture planetary engines? If so, let's discuss it together. If not, I can also provide you with ready-made drawings."

At this time, the Rabbit Clan engineer suddenly asked the boss: "Is your moon also a spaceship?"

"No, we plan to push the Earth and the Moon to escape to the outer solar system."

The rabbit tribe was confused when they got the answer, while Furcheno and other scholars in Old Sharlayan slapped their foreheads. They thought: "No wonder Hydaelyn asked us to come here to broaden our horizons, it turns out..."

"So you guys are also preparing to take everyone away!" The boss even said, "If you don't have enough time, the main controller can provide you with additional help."

"Really! Is it really possible?"

When the engineer from the Rabbit Clan heard what the boss said, he jumped up high and even jumped directly onto the boss's shoulders and hugged the boss's head!

“I’m so… sorry!”

At this time, the UNSC fleet commander came to the bridge and reported to his boss that the fleet was ready for battle.

The boss nodded, and then ordered: "All troops attack!"

World 30, low Earth orbit.

The three warships have already aimed the plasma bombardment cannons on the port side at City X, 480 kilometers below. As long as the fleet receives the communication from the Hero Association, the Star Destroyer can immediately launch a bombardment of the ground in City X.

"Why don't you use the wave motion cannon?" The boss looked at Rogers and questioned him, "Let me ask you, how big of a grudge does World 30 have against you? Is it worth it for you to ask me to use the wave motion cannon on her? A large-caliber cannon can penetrate the center of the earth. Even if it is a secondary gun-level wave motion cannon mounted on a battleship, two or three cities can be destroyed with just one shot!"

"Eh? It's so powerful?"

"Nonsense!" The boss told Rogers: "The difference between Big Ivan and a small firecracker is the same as the difference between Big Ivan and a small firecracker in front of the wave-wave cannon."

Suddenly, the boss received a call from the Hero Association. The boss thought that the Hero Association had already completed the rescue work, but when the boss answered the call, the other party told the boss...

"What the hell, the rescue operation failed? Flash Flash and Child Emperor are trapped? Look at what you were asked to do! I told you to just flash over and save them, but you insisted on sending an S-class hero to do some secret rescue."

The fact is just as the boss said, in order to not appear too useless, the Hero Association directly rejected the boss's kindness when it came to rescuing the son of the president of the Hero Association who was captured by the monster. They chose to send the fifth Child Emperor and the thirteenth Flash to the underground of City X to secretly rescue the son of the president.

As a result, they went there and entered in a very secretive manner. But when they found their target, they were tricked by the monsters. Not long ago, Child Emperor sent a distress signal to the association, "We are trapped, requesting support."

"Don't waste time, send me the location and parameters immediately." Then the boss asked, "Tell me the truth, besides the two S-class heroes, who else is trapped?"

result……

The boss created nine shadow clones, and they looked at the information about the trapped people provided by the Hero Association and began to build images of these unlucky people in their minds. Then the portal opened, and the boss's shadow clones threw a large bundle of stun grenades to the other side of the portal, and waited for the stun grenades on the other side to explode into "earth red" before jumping through the portal to the other side to rescue people.

When the nine A-level heroes were rescued by the shadow clone, almost every one of them was shocked to the point of foaming at the mouth by the stun grenade. After these A-level heroes were rescued, the shadow clone threw several napalm bombs and white phosphorus bombs with flash bombs attached to them to the other side of the portal that was about to close.

Yes, the boss is acting unethically again.

As for the last two trapped S-class heroes, they were not together. Child Emperor took the rescued President's son and hid away, while Flash, with his speed advantage, took on the task of attracting the enemy's attention and creating an opportunity for Child Emperor to escape.

The boss had no choice but to send a shadow clone to take Saitama to rescue Flash. The boss then directly opened a portal and came to the area where Child Emperor was. But as soon as the boss stepped out of the portal, he was hit by a heavy punch and was directly knocked away.

After the boss was blown away, the thing that attacked the boss actually tried to enter the warship through the portal left by the boss. However, he was not the only one who knew how to attack and dared to do so. As soon as the thing stuck its head through the portal, a wooden stick poked it into its mouth, and the whole thing flew out backwards.

Then the portal closed, and the boss dodged and came in front of the ugly thing that attacked him.

"You look so ugly, where on earth did you get the courage to continue living? It's fine if you look ugly, but you even learned how to sneak attack! What, do you really think that you can scare me to death just because you look ugly?"

After saying that, the boss pulled the safety of a plasma grenade and stuffed it into the nostrils of the ugly thing. Then the boss raised his foot and kicked it in the face, sending it flying far away.

However, this ugly man was not taken away by the plasma grenade that exploded close to his face. The ugly man with his entire face burnt actually crawled up from the ground with a howl and rushed towards the boss desperately.

"Hey, don't say that! Even though your face was burned, your overall appearance is much better than before!"

"Ah! Go to hell, idiot!"

but……

As the boss waved his right hand, a fiery red net appeared out of thin air, and the extremely ugly monster turned into small pieces of meat scattered all over the ground.

The boss put away the magic axe and said to the dead monsters (the ugly president) on the ground: "Don't jump out and scare people in the next life."

At the same time, in another part of this huge underground space, Child Emperor in a mecha was standing back to back with another human with silver-white hair. In between them was a child with luxurious clothes but a bonobo look, and another sloppy little guy with a runny nose and a bald spot on his head.

"What a hassle! Why would you want to work with a brat who's an S-class hero?"

"Same here. I don't want to team up with a villain who compares himself to a weirdo and attacks heroes everywhere for no reason."

"But before we escape from here..."

"Let's try cooperating with one first!"

And around Garou and Child Emperor, there are so many tiny people, stacked up in layers and densely packed, that one would think they have trypophobia!

"Tsk, I'm being looked down upon!"

"You will regret it!"

"Let's merge! After merging, we can kill them in one swish!"

493 Glassmaking: Learning from the West to Defeat the West

The black sperms that can be combined and split freely are a huge trouble for any warrior or scientific genius. But when the boss appears, he uses his spatial ability to actively help all the black sperms gather together. Then he kills 2/3 of them with a single Dust Release. In the end, he even forces the remaining black men into a golden ocean with a metallic luster.

When a large number of their "companions" died, these golden monsters instantly merged into a larger monster with a platinum luster. The boss found this monster that could merge freely quite interesting, and threw this platinum monster into the mirror space.

But this platinum-colored monster was so strong that it was beyond the boss's imagination. It actually relied on its own powerful strength to shatter a small piece of the mirror space!

However, considering that the first two people who could break the mirror space were Saitama and Phoenix Man, although only a small piece was broken this time, it is enough to show how dangerous this weirdo is.

And then...

"My handsome uncle, I beg you not to embarrass a hard-working worker!"

This dragon-level weirdo who had broken a small piece of the mirror space, but only allowed him to stick his face out, actually knelt down before the boss in the mirror space! This was indeed a scene that the boss had never imagined.

"I really only come to the Monster Association to work part-time!"

Upon hearing this, the boss asked the platinum-colored Black Sperm, "Did you also escape here from City Z?"

"Z City?" The platinum-colored Black Sperm seemed a little confused. "Wasn't the Monster Association established in the sewers of X City?"

"You don't know City Z?"

The platinum-colored Black Sperm shook his head and said sincerely, "I have been living in the quarantine area of ​​U City. I was led here by a big eye two weeks ago. It promised me a high salary and the treatment of a middle-level leader, so I followed it to join the Monster Association!"

"Just because the treatment is good?" the boss asked again.

"What else?" The platinum-colored black sperm asked back: "Workers go out to work, if not for high wages and good benefits, is it to realize the ambitions and ideals of the capitalists?"

"Fuck, Xiaohuojuice, you have a pretty good outlook on life!"

"Can I beg you to let me go? The association hasn't paid me my first month's salary yet, and the promised resettlement allowance has turned into a basement with no windows and no ventilation. The ruins of U City where I lived before at least had doors and windows, an air humidifier and air conditioning!"

"Oh, okay." The boss nodded at the platinum-colored black sperm.

However, Garou and Child Emperor, who had suffered a lot because of Black Sperm, decided to stop their boss from releasing Black Sperm immediately when they heard that their boss had agreed to the request of the Dragon-level monster so easily.

However, before they could stop it, the black sperm had already jumped out of the exit of the mirror space.

"How dare you, you naive idiot..."

Before Garou dared to say the next word, he and Child Emperor saw the platinum-colored Black Sperm bowing respectfully to his boss. The sudden attack that the two had expected never happened from beginning to end.

The platinum-colored black sperm was very sober. When he was trapped in the mirror space and used his strongest attack but could only shatter a small piece of the strange space, he realized that he could not defeat the opponent.

Let's think about this: the other party can kill you in seconds, but he left you 1/3 of your life, and you have no national hatred or family feud with him. At this time, should you choose to fight to the death to save your dignity, or run away as soon as you can?

As a sober worker, Black Sperm chose to abandon the integrity and dignity of being a dragon-level warrior, and bowed his head and said: "May I ask this boss, are you still short of high-end thugs? I don't ask for a high position or a high salary, I just..."

"Okay, then you will work for me from now on."

"Eh?"

Black Sperm was stunned, Child Emperor was stunned, and Garou was also stunned!

The whole thing seemed to be heading in a direction they could not have anticipated...

It's a complete downturn!