It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"really?"

“Squeak, squeak, squeak!”

As a result, an underwater base in the world of Resident Evil was attacked by supernatural forces from another world.

Then, Saitama leaped up and kicked the ball at the base. The huge iron ball weighing millions of tons passed through the portal opened by the boss and flew to the Kuiper Belt.

Afterwards, the boss fulfilled his promise and gave Saitama an all-inclusive ticket for a 15-day space tour of "Endless Splendor Star Tour". He also sent Tornado to Orochimaru, who asked him to help the 31-year-old Tornado grow taller and enlarge her breasts.

(Explanation: In the original work, Tornado was 28 years old when she appeared.)

At first, Tornado was a little timid when she saw the various operating tables and bottles and jars. But when she thought that she would surpass Fubuki in height and bust, she immediately overcame her psychological barriers and looked forward to a happy life with curvy legs.

What made Tornado even more relieved was that she didn't need to lie on the operating table, but was injected with growth drugs while soaking in a large jar of nutrient solution. Tornado didn't need to soak in a large glass jar for a long time, she only needed to come to Orochimaru every night for an injection, and then soak in the nutrient solution to sleep. After soaking for 8 hours, she could do whatever she wanted the next day.

After 6 months of regrowth, Orochimaru ensures that Tornado will grow from meters to meters, and her chest circumference will expand from A- to E+.

As for those days every month, I only get injections, no baths.

After arranging Tornado, the boss's real body returned to the store. Another shadow clone went to the BSAA headquarters in Lanxiang City (Hong Kong in the Resident Evil world). After all, the boss helped BSAA deal with a very serious threat, but the boss really didn't know that there was a new KB organization hidden in the sea outside Lanxiang, which was composed of the remnants of the former Umbrella.

Fortunately, BSAA obtained the information in time and asked Wong Ada to ask the big money behind BSAA to come out in person, which averted a biochemical crisis that could have destroyed Lan Xiang and even the entire South China and Southeast Asia.

“Have all the problems in Africa been solved?” the boss asked Jill and her colleague Chris.

"I guess so." Jill shrugged.

Chris added: "Everything that can be blown up has been blown up. Infected people, experimental facilities, and strains."

"No difficulties?"

"What difficulty could there be?" Jill laughed dryly and said, "We are both in the Pelican and the wheeled armored vehicle. Everyone is dressed like canned food, and there is not even a seam in the power armor. The so-called biological weapons have become children's toys."

Chris also agreed: "Yeah, it's really cool to shoot a 12.7 anti-material rifle with one hand."

"Oh, by the way, there's one thing I forgot to tell you, Boss!" Jill continued, "Albert Wesker, he seems to have been captured by your people."

"I heard about it." The boss nodded and said, "He was conscripted and taken to the medical department. His body was dissected as an experimental subject. His brain was transplanted into a biochemical prosthesis and handed over to the tournament organizing department to become a small boss in a low-level league. These people are quite good at reusing resources."

Hearing about the final fate of the former STARS captain, the two felt sad and relieved. They said that as long as this old slave boy doesn't come out to harm the world again, it will be his greatest contribution to the world.

"But boss, can you take the neutron bombs from the weapons warehouse?" Chris rolled his eyes and said, "Although neutron bombs can't explode as long as they are not poked, the brothers are all afraid of them. Besides, don't you think that it's too disrespectful to the five permanent members of the United Nations for an organization like us to dare to privately possess nuclear weapons?"

"No, you guys made such a fuss in Africa, why didn't you use a neutron bomb to disinfect it in the end?"

However, the boss got a look from the two people that said, "We are not crazy, but what about you?"

"No, you really don't want it?" The boss even emphasized: "The neutron bomb explodes with blue light, which is very beautiful!"

As a result, the two people's eyes changed from the previous inquiry to a solemn certainty of "it seems that he is really ill, and it is not mild." In an instant, the air was filled with the atmosphere of "silence is better than words at this time."

At the same time, the boss's real body was rubbing his face with Denise in front of him. Xiangcheng was already a grown-up girl, and the two of them never thought that the girl would encounter a human trafficker kidnapping a child on the way to take the college entrance examination.

The two of them never expected that the girl would resolutely give up the college entrance examination which was not that important, put the admission ticket into the scroll, and rushed to work as a human trafficker.

Yes, you read that right! The girl has taken the college entrance examination!

Although she was only in the third grade of junior high school two chapters ago, it has been three and a half years since Angel and Guangdai saved the world of Yaitelis!

The main reason why the girl met the human traffickers on the way to the examination room was that the Earth under the rule of UEG showed signs of law and order collapse again.

This is not because UEG has done anything in the past few years that has angered the people. Instead, it is because UEG adjusted its strategy and temporarily relaxed its control over the people. As a result, less than two years after the relaxation, the public security has slid into a deep ditch of collapse.

Anyone with normal intelligence can easily find that the sun is getting brighter and the temperature is getting hotter. Although a small number of people still think that the "solar crisis theory" is just UEG's alarmist talk, the vast majority of people have accepted this fact. They are even afraid of the coming of the future.

Yes, even though they knew that UEG was "fully prepared", some people were still willing to believe that UEG was not prepared at all. Therefore, those who insisted on this idea also completed the change of mindset in a very short period of time and began to purposefully and intentionally give up being a human.

These humanoid creatures who gave up being human were the culprits for the collapse of public security. The international criminal network that had been dormant for many years revived in less than a year, and even showed a trend of becoming bigger and stronger and creating greater glory.

Because of the dramatic changes in the world's climate, drug-producing plants such as Indian dwarf hemp, poppy, and coca trees cannot grow. Therefore, the international drug trafficking network has shifted from monopolizing the production area to multi-point production in laboratories. However, laboratory drug production requires the chemical industry and the pharmaceutical industry as a foundation. Therefore, former drug traffickers who could not reach the high threshold transformed themselves and began to operate the oldest business project in human history - human trafficking.

However, no matter how bold the traffickers are, they can't go to Birch City to provoke the UNSC garrison. Therefore, the main activity area of ​​the traffickers is outside Birch City.

At the age of 17, Xiang Cheng was notorious in junior high school, so her boss had to ask Zhou Zhezhi to take her to a place where no one knew her to study in high school. Then Xiang Cheng successfully entered the top high school in Northeast China, the Affiliated High School of Northeast Normal University, as a sports student, and her specialty was shot put!

Even without opening the Yin Seal, the tall Xiang Cheng could easily throw a man's shot put more than 30 meters away. With the genetic foundation of the Uzumaki family, Xiang Cheng couldn't help but be invincible.

(Explanation: Men's world record is 23 meters)

Then, the girl spent her high school life peacefully, calling a boy once a week to confess her love to him. Then, on the afternoon of the second day of the college entrance examination, she encountered a human trafficker who was kidnapping people on the street.

It is true that human traffickers are good at choosing the right time to strike. After all, it is the annual college entrance examination, and the attention of all sectors of society and the police force will be busy around the candidates and the examination room. This seemingly airtight but actually full of loopholes in the police force distribution is exactly the most suitable for human traffickers to take action!

And the larger the city, the more stretched the police force, the more loopholes there are, and the more suitable it is for human traffickers to carry out large-scale operations.

But unfortunately, Xiangcheng, who was sent into the alley by Minato Namikaze, happened to run into this group of human traffickers who had kidnapped several children.

Seeing that Xiang Cheng was pretty, the trafficker was ready to do business with her. But just as he told Xiang Cheng to "be quiet", he found that his eyes not only jumped up high, but also rolled over.

When the other few saw their accomplice's head being chopped off, instead of avenging their companion, they dropped the "goods" they had just obtained and turned around and ran away.

But the next second, they felt a cool breeze passing by their knees. By the time they realized something was wrong, their bodies had already slipped off their legs and fell to the ground.

Xiangcheng then followed the clues and not only forced the traffickers to find out where they were staying, but she also sneaked into the traffickers' base alone. More than a dozen traffickers in the base were beaten with sticks by Xiangcheng, while more than 40 "cargoes" who were caught in the base waiting to be transferred were successfully rescued.

She was completely behind in the exam, but Xiangcheng didn't care about the college entrance exam at all. The girl had grown up and understood the significance and role of her uncle in the world. Xiangcheng, who already enjoyed the highest privilege, also knew that the only purpose of taking the college entrance exam was to take up other people's places in college.

Even with the population density and number of candidates in the Northeast, whether Xiangcheng occupies a quota or not will not affect the candidates in the Northeast, especially those in Jilin Province. After all, it is already 2034, and the universities in the Northeast region have long become hungry wolves, while the candidates in this province are the few meat.

"You resolutely gave up the exam to save people, there is nothing wrong with that. If this happened to your uncle..."

Thinking of this, the boss realized that the little girl was not doing this for the sake of justice, she just didn't want to take the college entrance examination! You know, Xiangcheng's multiple shadow clones are no worse than his uncle, so things like dealing with human traffickers and rescuing kidnapped people can be done with just a few shadow clones.

"Be honest with your uncle, do you not want to take the college entrance examination or go to college?"

"I don't even want to."

"So what do you want to do?"

"I want to compete in the competitive world!"

The boss was startled at first, then asked her, "Was it that little jerk Shengshu who instigated you?"

"It has nothing to do with him."

"I'll tell his sister! I'll tell her that this little bastard seduced a minor!"

"Oh, uncle!"

In a flash, Xiangcheng kicked out a low sweep, and the boss was knocked to the ground by the little girl without paying attention!

The boss got up from the ground, stretched out his carrot-thick little finger and poked Xiangcheng's forehead, cursing: "What's the matter? Girls can't be kept when they grow up? You are not even an adult yet, how come you have already learned to be so tactful?"

"Hey! It's really not because of Rope Tree!" Xiang Cheng explained: "Ever since I was in my teens, I have always wanted to go to the competitive world to train myself like Master and Rope Tree!"

But Xiang Cheng never expected that the boss would ask her, "Are you tempted by the fact that you can kill as many people as you want in the competition without taking any responsibility?"

"I……"

Xiang Cheng's little thoughts were completely predicted by the boss. After all, looking around the world, only in the competitive world is an underage girl allowed to kill people. And Xiang Cheng also wanted to know how satisfying it would be to go to hell and kill demons in person.

"Do you know what level of contestant your current strength can reach?" the boss asked Xiangcheng.

"Nawashu said that I... would probably be ranked at the bottom of Class A, but I wouldn't have to worry about staying in the league."

When it comes to this little jerk, Shengshu, the boss is furious! The good cabbage he has been raising for more than ten years was eaten by the Qianshou family's breeding pigs without him noticing. Moreover, the Qianshou family's breeding pigs and his own juicy cabbage have been fighting with each other for more than a year or even two years.

One time, the boss caught Shengshu kissing a girl secretly, and he was so angry that he tortured Shengshu to death 7 times!

It's not a description, it's just beating to death. After beating to death, call Phoenix Man to revive, and then Phoenix Man and Black Sperm will join the battle together.

If the Qianshou and Uzumaki families were not related, and Dongfang Bubai had not accepted Shengshu as his apprentice, Denise and the Venerable would have been ready to beat Shengshu.

However, after this abuse, Rope Tree suddenly became more skilled in resisting and dodging. As a result, he suddenly gained momentum in the second half of the season and even successfully made it into the top 30 of the Master League before the end of the season!

As a result, this season, Dongfang Bubai successfully advanced to the top 10, and Shengshu also advanced to the top 20. If Shengshu can master the Sage Mode and Wood Release, he will definitely be able to enter the top 10 in a few seasons. By then, Dongfang Bubai and Shengshu may become the strongest master and apprentice since the start of the competitive world.

If Xiangcheng also joins in and enters the Master League after fighting for a few seasons...

I'm afraid that their Dongfang Bubai school will carve out a very dominant and undefeated dynasty in the competitive world.

then……

"If she wants to go, then go!" Denise said, "She doesn't want to go to school anymore, but we can't force her to go, right? It's better to be a professional player in the competitive world than to be an unemployed vagrant. Or do you want to see her wandering around in the store or under the base every day?"

Thus, Uzumaki Xiangcheng completed the registration of a professional contestant. She will officially enter the competitive world from the next season. Unlike other rookies, Xiangcheng received the same treatment as her master did in the past. That is to say, after completing the novice test, Xiangcheng will be thrown directly into the B-level league.

If she can prove that she has the strength to surpass other B-level contestants, she can be promoted directly to the A-level league in her second season in the competitive world.

The codename for Xiangcheng's entry into the competitive world is also very fierce - Spartan II! And this codename was chosen by the "former Spartan" Cheng-A303.

Yes, the girl really bears the title of "Spartan Successor" and is widely promoted by the competitive world as a major selling point for the new season. The audience found that the moves displayed by this little girl with the title of Spartan in the promotional video are exactly the same as those of "Eastern Venerable" and "Ninja God".

But in terms of fighting style, this little girl who is not yet 18 years old is as ruthless as the Spartans of that time. She even shows a weird and confident smile while killing, just like the Spartans.

One thing that is different from the Spartans back then is that the confidence of the second emperor always shows a bit of innocence. It gives people a feeling of... a naive perverted murderer.

And when the battle clips of "Spartan II" began to spread wildly in the universe controlled by the competitive world, Rope Tree, who was dreaming alone, was once again hunted down by the boss "Sai Zun Long" Makoto, the leader of the Rain Country Hanzo, the mayor Loki, the deputy mayor Uchiha Madara, the scientist Orochimaru, the omnipotent Phoenix Man, the platinum thug Black Sperm, the mascots Pochi and Khan, the coordination minister Raizo, and the visiting Thunder God Thor!

"Uncle Thor! Why are you chasing me?"

"I didn't know. I saw them chasing, so I followed them!"

499 A Multiverse Full of What-Ifs

In the early summer of 2035, Boss Cheng once again visited his loyal Gabon Republic. On this day, this African country that unconditionally supports the leadership of UEG finally ushered in the most glorious moment since Homo sapiens set foot on Gabonese land!

Yes, after years of construction, the space elevator in Gabon has finally been completed and entered the debugging and trial operation stage. As the (honorary) marshal of the UNSC space fleet, Boss Cheng naturally could not miss such an important ceremony.

Eh……

In fact, it is not too important. The boss came here to personally participate in the first official rise and fall of the sky elevator. In addition to giving face to UEG and Gabon, his biggest role is actually the insurance inside the elevator.

If a problem occurs in the elevator while it is ascending or descending, the boss will open a portal to transfer everyone in the elevator to other places.

Because UEG scientists have mastered the self-stabilizing technology of anti-inertia and anti-gravity, the space elevator here does not need to be like the one in a certain world, where one has to undergo rigorous assessments and a lot of training if they want to take an elevator.

The boss and a group of UEG's top officials took the space elevator and took two and a half hours to reach the extraterrestrial space station in geosynchronous orbit.

"So slow!" an official from the European Union said in surprise, "I thought it would only take 10 or 20 minutes to get there."

Fortunately, there were not only high-ranking officials in the elevator, but also engineers who were responsible for monitoring and collecting elevator operation data. The engineer told the dignitaries of UEG: "The elevator is still in the debugging stage, and it is transporting guests. We dare not joke with your lives during the debugging stage."

The boss asked: "What is your designed speed? If the elevator reaches the designed speed, how long will it take?"

"When it is officially put into operation, the passenger elevator will take 42 minutes to complete the journey. The freight elevator will be faster and can complete the journey in 25 minutes."

When many officials followed the colonial satellite that served as a space station, they finally had the opportunity to see the spectacular sight of various "space trucks" traveling back and forth between the airport and the mining ship.

The chief engineer in charge of building the elevator was welcoming everyone. When he saw the boss, he said with deep emotion: "Fortunately, the elevator is big enough, otherwise it would not be able to meet the needs of future material transportation."

However, just as the boss was following the visit process in the space station according to the plan set by UEG in advance...

In the Avengers world, a Vision with five gems on his chest and dressed like Ultron is grabbing a bald head wearing a cape. They first broke through the time and space barrier, then flew to New York and crashed a big hole in the Avengers (restaurant group) building. Finally, the two of them hit Central Park and destroyed the entire southern part of the park.

The two men who destroyed Central Park once again broke through the barrier of time and space and completely disappeared from the Avengers universe that the boss was most familiar with.

10 minutes after the Central Park was attacked, Tony in an apron and Peter holding a measuring spoon for milk powder appeared in the boss's restaurant. After the two showed the video of the destruction of Central Park to the boss's shadow, a portal appeared next to the boss's real body in World 27.

The boss's shadow clone crossed the portal and exploded with a "bang". The boss's original body, who had recovered his memories and experiences, immediately yelled "Fuck", and then released a shadow clone to continue the visit with UEG, while he himself crossed the shadow clone's portal and returned to the hotel.

"What? Don't know? Don't know? Did you ask him to confirm?"

In the underground base, the boss asked Quantum Pervert to ask the imprisoned Ultron Main Program whether he was related to the Ultron that blew through the Avengers Building.

Of course, the Ultron in this world knows nothing, and even if he knew, he would not tell his boss. However, based on the little pervert's understanding of Ultron, he believes that if Ultron knew about the attack, he would definitely tell it without hesitation.

After all, Ultron focuses on honest programming.

"Damn it, it won't involve the multiverse!"

"Yes, it is involved. And it's a multiverse of madness."

The boss looked back and saw Denise leading the bald guy in a cloak in the video to the underground base.

"Who are you?" the boss asked the bald man with a big head, "Are you Saitama 50 years later? But when Saitama gets old, shouldn't he go to Shimizu City to raise his granddaughter?"

Big bald head: ヾ(?｀Д??)?彡

"I'm an observer." The bald man introduced himself, "I'm responsible for observing and witnessing the development of species and civilizations in the multiverse. We are only responsible for observation, and we neither participate in nor interfere with any events of any life form."

"Then as the observer of the multiverse, why were you beaten by Ultron just now? Why are you here in front of me now?"

"I..." The Observer thought for a moment and explained to his boss, "That Ultron is trying to destroy the multiverse. I have to..."

"Then you are not an observer, but an interferer."