It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"Take advantage of you?" Lan Aozu rubbed the few remaining hairs on his head. "How is this possible? I wouldn't dare to take advantage of you even if I had a hundred guts... I think there must be a special fate between us, otherwise how could you hit it off with me right away and even call me by my name accurately?"

"Yes, it was true that we hit it off right away." The boss replied with a big roll of his eyes.

"And then?" Lan Aozu pretended to listen again.

"And then, you're not very good at playing games. No matter how many decades or hundreds of years you've practiced, you're still a noob. You don't have a talent for playing games, so in the future you should practice more and avoid looking for trouble in online games."

When Boss Cheng and his "humanoid leg equipment" left the government hall, he and Lan Aozu saw the humanoid creature that had just been beaten standing not far away, looking aggressive.

"I don't know who you two are, but since you are unwilling to obey me! One day, we will meet on the battlefield! Your world will be submerged by my invincible fleet, and then..."

The boss left the emperor-level humanoid creature alone to talk, and asked the pendant: "Should the emperor level be stronger than the emperor level?"

"Of course, what's more, you are cultivating chaos."

"So, can we treat that thing in front of us as a big idiot with some strength?"

"Of course, no problem. He can't beat you, boss."

"He just threatened us."

"Boss, what do you mean..."

"We must nip the enemy in the bud."

"That's right! If you don't cut the grass at the root, the spring breeze will make the flowers and grass fragrant. Swallows fly in the melting mud, and mandarin ducks sleep in the warm sand."

Since then, the image of Lan Aozu the Great has plummeted in the boss's mind. The humanoid emperor-level creature was also stopped by the security guards of the government hall and failed to die in the hands of Boss Cheng.

But how could he know that the competitive world and the entire UNSC fleet in the future were all prepared to guard against the fleet raid of that humanoid creature!

So much so that the huge fleet that forced the boss to cause the catastrophe was instigated by humanoid creatures to destroy the cornerstone world!

This is really the cycle of cause and effect, retribution is inevitable!

but!

The Earth's ascension to the 4.5th dimension also means that UEG will not be able to obtain support from other worlds except for a few planets that came through together, hundreds of satellites, and β-027 that inexplicably flew over.

From this moment on, the future destiny of mankind depends entirely on its own efforts!

150 years after the dimensional ascension, the Earth, located in the dimensional crack, finally encountered the demons and monsters in the chaos. But because of the existence of the Chaos Emperor like the boss, whether it is Khorne, Slaanesh, or Nurgle and Tzeentch, their armies are as crispy as fried shrimp chips in front of the boss.

Wherever the boss goes, there is only a sea of ​​blood and corpses of the Chaos Legion.

However, due to the boss's brutal killing, Khorne marveled at the boss's unparalleled strength and the war efficiency he showed in the killing. And Slaanesh himself was intoxicated by the boss's enjoyment and immersion in the killing process. Nurgle was terrified by the boss's wasteful behavior of often reducing the mountains of corpses and seas of blood into atoms.

As for Tzeentch...

When he saw that he was no match for the boss, he ran away!

Until Tzeentch disappeared, Nurgle tried to keep a safe distance from the boss, and Khorne and Slaanesh were willing to serve the boss. The boss finally understood why the future Khorne was willing to lower his status and become sworn brothers with a contestant in the competitive world. Why Slaanesh voluntarily undressed and personally sent the boss to the peak of pleasure. (The typo has been corrected)

"Damn it, it's all a routine! It's all a calculation! Everyone knows what's going on! I'm the only one who has been kept in the dark from beginning to end!"

As for what the boss should do next, it is too easy!

Only the Earth and billions of human embryos were left in the narrow gap of the 4.5th dimension, and the Earth was hidden in the deepest part of Chaos, guarded by the guards of Khorne and Slaanesh. The living humans moved to other habitable planets in the fourth dimension and continued to develop and grow in the fourth-dimensional universe.

Then find a planet and, with the help of quantum AI, digitize the entire planet. Then, with the boss as the top person in charge of the project, recruit hundreds of thousands of programmers to write a set of programs together. Even though the boss wants to make the whole set of programs as uncomplicated as possible and with as little junk code as possible.

As a result, after more than 100 years of programming, debugging, reprogramming, and re-debugging, the main control program of the competitive world...

It's still the same shit mountain that the boss feels so familiar with.

"The boomerang you threw at that time finally got stuck in my head. Damn it, you can't play Gindi like this!"

As a result, the boss, whose energy had been consumed for a hundred years by the main control program of the competitive world, finally closed his eyes, degenerated into depravity and decided to lie down forever.

With this, the UEG, renamed the United Human Government (UHG), entered its most vigorous stage of free development.

And in the course of more than 1700 years of development, the original savior gradually escaped from the category of "history" and was sublimated into human belief and a myth passed down from generation to generation.

Only a small number of people at the top of UHG, as well as the ancestor of the world of cultivation and his first few direct disciples, still remember that there was a guy who was powerful enough to travel through the four-dimensional universe, and was sleeping quietly on the second floor of a small restaurant on Earth in the 4.5-dimensional gap.

Until one day, a guardian of Cornerstone World No. 27 was unfortunately infected by a virus while wandering around in other worlds...

Planet β-027, UHG headquarters, the Supreme Council of Humanity.

"I, Zhou Zhezhi, Chairman of the Supreme Council of Humanity, hereby announce! The top secret of the word 'bald'! The '27th Cornerstone World Dimension Upgrade Plan' has begun to be implemented!"

A long, long time passed, so long that the cornerstone world No. 27 was just brought into a higher dimension by the boss.

"Huh? Why did Baldy and UEG suddenly disappear?" Denise was sitting in a hotel that was disconnected from Cornerstone World No. 27 and called the technical department.

"Are the entrances to other worlds still functioning normally?" asked the technical director.

"Everything is normal, except Hualin City."

"Huh? That's true!" The technical director also asked in confusion: "We can't find Cornerstone World No. 27 here either."

"Can you guys be a little more reliable? My husband just went out to blow up a fleet, and you guys can destroy him and his world?"

"Don't be impatient, sister-in-law! Give us some time!"

However, at this moment, Boss Cheng strolled back to the hotel from the Dawn City as if nothing had happened.

"Oh my! It's been such a long time since I came back here! I almost forgot what this place looks like!"

When Denise saw her boss suddenly come back, she was going to rush over and slap him on the bald head. But just as she stretched out her hand to slap him, she noticed that the boss's head, which should have been bald, had grown long hair that dragged to his ankles.

"Husband...you..."

"Me what?" The boss caressed Denise's never-aging face lovingly.

"Why do I feel that you..." Denise, who sensed a sense of strangeness from her boss, stammered, "I feel that you... seem to have suddenly aged by thousands of years?"

"Oh? You can see that, too?"

Denise pushed aside the bangs on her boss's forehead that hung down to his chin. In just a moment, she sensed the unconcealable loneliness on his face, as well as the joy of reunion.

So Denise held up her boss's face and gently touched his big mouth, then she smiled and said, "Although you are still as ugly as before. But at least... welcome home, Baldy!"

"Oh, I'm back!"

—It’s none of my business. I’m just selling lunch boxes.—

—Main story—

-Finish-

Welcome Home Bald

The white light disappeared, and the boss, with a bald head and a confused look on his face, stood in a spacious and bright square.

The boss snapped his fingers, but the portal that was supposed to appear lost its response. The boss activated the hyperspace communication device again, but still could not contact the main control.

The boss scratched his bald head and looked at himself again. He found that not only was he not crippled by the heavenly calamity, but he was also intact. What was even more valuable was that the boss felt that his mental state was much happier than before.

Not far away, a building similar to a government hall was opening its doors, as if waiting for the boss to come and handle business. The boss turned around and walked in the opposite direction of the government hall, but as soon as he took the first step, he found himself at the main entrance of the government hall.

"To process the registration, please follow the arrow direction?" The boss scratched his bald head again and thought, "Is this a trap? Damn it, it's a blessing in disguise, but it's a curse that can't be avoided!"

The boss made up his mind and followed the guidance of the holographic projection arrow, all the way to the "Lifting Dimension Business Acceptance Center" on the second floor of the Government Affairs Center. But this place is not as lively as the Dimension Immigration Center on the first floor, and can even be described as deserted.

Looking around, there were only two people in the service hall that could accommodate hundreds of people... a person and a humanoid creature. And the two guys seemed to have a big conflict, because the human-like creature was sitting on another person wearing a vest and big shorts, "bang bang" beating the other's half-bald head.

"Speaking of which, why does this bald guy who got beaten look like... Fuck! Ancestor!"

Boss Cheng adheres to the principle of helping relatives rather than helping others. He takes a horse stance forward, throws left and right hooks, and says, "Anyone who messes with my friends will be in danger."

"Grandmaster, hold its legs!"

"Eh? You know him...Oh! Okay!"

Then, in the waiting area of ​​the Lifting Dimension Business Acceptance Center, a bald middle-aged man hugged the legs of a humanoid creature tightly, while another bald burly man sat on the chest of the humanoid creature and attacked the part of the other party that might be the face with a series of Gatling-style blows.

The humanoid monster was hammered for about a minute before the security guard who had been missing appeared and pulled the three people apart. Boss Cheng and the old man, who had not suffered any loss, were naturally willing to follow the security guard's advice and let them drag them to another place.

But the humanoid creature, which had suffered a great loss, did not intend to let go of the dead bald guy who had just appeared and the other dead bald guy who was not completely bald. It kept cursing and struggling. And this guy was very strong at all. Even if three security guards were sent out, it would be difficult to hold him down.

Therefore, the security guard had to use some kind of equipment, which "snap" turned the humanoid creature into a hard humanoid stick-like object.

"No fighting in the hall!"

A staff member appeared and warned the boss and the others. Then, the staff member told the boss and the ancestor that it was not time to go to work yet and asked them to wait a little longer.

Soon after, a series of chattering sounds came out of the radio, and then the humanoid creature was transported to the window for handling dimensional upgrades. Another staff member came to Boss Cheng and the old man and handed each of them a form.

Boss Cheng took the form and began to fill it out carefully, but the old man was mumbling to himself while filling out the form. After the form was taken away by the staff, the old man turned around and complained to the boss:

"Hey, if I had known that the approval procedures for upgrading the dimension would be so troublesome, I wouldn't be so anxious. Not only did the service attitude become bad, but I also got beaten up for no reason." After saying that, the ancestor took the initiative to extend his right hand and thanked the boss, saying, "Thank you for helping me beat him up. If it weren't for you just now, I don't know how many beatings I would have received."

The boss also shook the old man's right hand and replied with a smile: "Why thank me for this? We are friends!"

"Do you really know me?" the old ancestor asked curiously.

"You really don't know me?" the boss asked doubtfully.

The result was that the ancestor shook his head, while the boss nodded. When the two saw each other's statements, they were both confused again.

"Aren't you the ancestor?" asked the boss.

"When you speak, can you please not pronounce my last name and the middle character together? Lan is Lan, Ao is Ao, Lan Ao Zu is Lan Ao Zu. You pronounce my name together, which makes me look old!"

"Lan Aozu? What a lousy name!"

"A broken name? This is the name my parents gave me after working so hard for so long. How come it becomes a broken name when it comes to you? If you say my name is broken, then what's your name?"

Boss Cheng: "I..."

"That's what you said!"

【Ding dong! 】

The humanoid creature stood up from the window for dimension upgrades and headed to the small room next to it. At this time, the broadcast in the hall called out:

[Please ask the 02nd Emperor-level Dimension Upgrade Applicant, Chaos Attribute Cheng Tianyan, to go to the window to handle the business. ]

"Fuck! Emperor level!" Lan Aozu exclaimed, "And he's taking the Chaos route! Is there really a madman who can survive that level of heavenly tribulation? But... Hahahaha! Feeling good all day long! Hahaha! Feeling good isn't enough, you have to feel good all day long! Hahahaha!"

The boss muttered to himself, "Luckily I filled in Cheng Tianyan's name, otherwise I would have been laughed to death by that grandson."

Although he was complaining in his heart, the boss now felt that he seemed to have figured out the crux of the problem.

Yes, it is the one that the old ancestor that the boss knows revealed after successfully overcoming the tribulation...

Immortality!

"But I didn't expect that I couldn't just become an immortal whenever I wanted. I still had to submit an application and undergo review!"

The boss sat at the business reception window, and the staff entered the form filled out by the boss while asking him what his plans were after upgrading the world.

"What's the matter with upgrading the dimension? I'm just upgrading to a fairy, why do I have to bring the world with me..." At this point, the boss suddenly changed the subject and asked, "Can you explain to me, what does it mean for this world to upgrade the dimension?"

"Mr. Cheng, don't you understand at all?" asked the staff member.

The boss admitted, "I really didn't come here. I just caused a slightly destructive catastrophe to help me destroy a fleet. When the last lightning struck me, I saw a burst of white light. After the white light disappeared, I came here!"

"Is it really a surprise?" asked the staff.

"Ah!" The boss nodded mechanically.

"It's an accident. Even if it's an accident, Mr. Cheng can't go back." The staff member explained to the boss: "The meaning of taking the world to a higher dimension is that we have determined that Mr. Cheng is qualified to lead the world under your command to a higher-dimensional universe."

"The world I rule?"

"Whichever world regards you as its supreme leader, whichever world regards you as its savior, whichever world entrusts its life and death to you, you are the ruler of that world, it is that simple."

"Eh!" After hearing the explanation, the boss thought for a moment and replied, "That's true."

"Mr. Cheng, I'm glad you understand. But..."

The boss quickly asked: "Is there any problem?"

"Mr. Cheng, you are really amazing. You have raised your world to a level half a dimension higher than the normal fourth dimension. You are truly a powerful person from the Chaos School. But the problem is that you are not ready to raise the world you rule to the level of 4 dimensions. In other words, although you have reached the level of 4 dimensions, your world is not qualified to reach this level. Therefore, the world you rule will likely become unstable after entering the 4.5 dimension."

"Half a dimension higher is unstable?"

"Yes." the staff member replied.

"I think I understand what you mean."

After all, the former Teyvat continent was similar to this situation. It was half a dimension higher than the second dimension, and as a result, not only was the stability of the world ridiculously poor, but in the end, the entire planet even exploded.

If the boss hadn't tried the same trick of digging up the land and transferring plants and animals in Teyvat again, I'm afraid the residents of Teyvat and the plants and animals there would have been wiped out long ago.