It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Zhou Zhezhi agreed and prepared to follow the expedition team to visit the apocalyptic world again. But before he could leave, he was called back by Boss Cheng.

"Do you remember the nuclear leak point found on the 4th floor the day before yesterday?"

Zhou Zhezhi nodded.

"Go find a few people between 180 and 190 cm tall and come with me to get a few sets of power armor. I just found them a few days ago, and they're perfect for the People's Liberation Army. Besides killing zombies, they can basically only block radiation."

Half an hour later, when Boss Cheng led several warriors in power armor out of the underground base...

"The U.S., the U.S. Empire is doomed to fail?"

"Ah, yes!" Boss Cheng patted the tin can beside him and introduced it to Zhou Zhezhi: "The red shock power armor can crush all capitalists."

“Haha, hahaha…”

Although Zhou Zhezhi felt that the words "American Empire Will Defeated" on the chests of several tin cans were very much in line with the fighting style of the 1950s and 1960s, he knew very well that Boss Cheng had also given away a future technological creation of great strategic value.

"I have to go back and cook."

【Boom! 】

【The first phase of the project "Paradise on Earth" was successfully completed. 】

【The second phase of the plan will begin soon. 】

【Start looking for a new space-time connection point. 】

【A new space-time connection point has been created.】

【Start screening time and space connection points. 】

【Screening completed.】

[Opening docking point...]

[Opened: Edo, Kabukicho Street]

[Opened: Manhattan, Central Park]

[Already opened: Saitama Prefecture, Kasukabe]

0075 A house full of new customers is like killing one's parents

"Gin!" The girl with the ball-shaped hair pointed out the window and pleaded, "There's a new Chinese self-service restaurant across the street behind you. Let's go there and try it, okay, Aru?"

"It is said that the previous ramen shop owner had his shop forcibly taken away because of a bank loan, which led to the current Chinese cuisine restaurant." As he spoke, the boy used his hand to support the glasses on his nose bridge and said with a hint of resentment: "I actually quite like the salt-flavored ramen from that restaurant, but it's a pity that I can't eat it anymore."

"Is it time for lunch?"

The 27-year-old naturally curly silver-haired, dead-eyed young man named Gin put down the Shonen Jump Weekly in his hand, stretched lazily, and then looked at the clock on the wall before speaking:

"Since it's already 12: p.m., let's eat in the evening. Time flies when you're young. You might think it's lunch time now, but when you realize it the next second, it's already dinner time."

"But you just said this morning that you wanted to save breakfast for lunch, Aru!" The girl with the bun-hair half-collapsed on the sofa, looking like she was starving to death.

"Oh, then save your breakfast and lunch for dinner time. And I'm telling you, Kagura! It's good for a girl to eat less once or twice a day to lose weight. When you become as fat as Hashimoto Okina, be careful that even the author will dislike you."

After saying that, the young man with dead fish eyes glanced at the one wearing glasses and asked, "Since we are going to have a buffet tonight, it would be more cost-effective to hold on to the wall when we go in and when we come out. Don't you agree, Xinbaji?"

Shinpachi, who was wearing glasses, said nothing, because he had noticed that Kagura's right hand was bulging with veins and he was holding one of the legs of the coffee table. The next second, the coffee table weighing 70 to 80 kilograms flew into the air and flew towards Gin's direction.

Ah Yin was very quick, and his feet slipped off the desk accidentally, and he slipped under the swivel chair. The flying coffee table just brushed past his silver hair, and flew out of the second floor window with a sound of breaking through the air, hitting the window of the Box Restaurant 10 meters away.

The customers in the store only heard a "Duang" sound, and the triple-laminated window continued to tremble, but it was not damaged at all. And suddenly, the reminder tone of "The enemy failed to penetrate our window" rang in Boss Cheng's mind.

[Judgment of attack risk level: Level 3.5]

【Store owners don’t need to worry, please continue to operate with peace of mind. 】

Ah Yin quickly looked through the hole that had just been smashed into the restaurant. Boss Cheng happened to be outside the restaurant and looked in the direction where the coffee table had flown. When Ah Yin and Boss Cheng's eyes met, Ah Yin instinctively retracted his head.

Ah Yin was so scared that he was sweating profusely. Because in his opinion, the person standing outside the hotel door and staring at him was not the owner of the Chinese restaurant. Instead, he was a combination of the Master Chief and the Slayer, a peerless macho man who was extremely grumpy when he woke up, and was threatening him with death.

suddenly!

"Boom boom boom!"

There was a knock on the door from outside the entrance.

"It's over! It ...!"

Suddenly, a gleam of light flashed in Gin's eyes. He first stopped Shinpachi who was about to open the door, and then asked the culprit of this incident to bring her pet dog over.

Then, Shinpachi went to open the door, and Kagura squatted on Gin's desk wearing pink bar-style bunny ears. Gin, who was sitting on a swivel chair, imitated the Godfather, holding a big white dog about 170 cm tall.

However, when Boss Cheng came to visit with a coffee table, he saw a big white dog weighing 300 kilograms holding a human head.

Boss Cheng was a little confused. He put down the coffee table in his hand, said "excuse me" and turned to leave the strange little shop called "Yanshiwu".

At the same time he was mumbling:

"What a weird world this is. The whole city is backward and sci-fi. There are all kinds of aliens on the streets, but they don't seem to be aggressive. I can't find a reason to attack them."

……

In a quiet corner of another bustling metropolis, a tall, handsome man with a particularly perky butt slowly opened his eyes. The slightly pale winter sunlight shone through the window, making the street outside seem particularly quiet, as if time had stood still.

"But the Dodgers had three guys on base. Pearson hit Lesser with a pitch last month, and I think Lesser must have wanted to get revenge by hitting a home run. Lesser was ready, and he swung! Hit! Beautiful! The ball went over... Unfortunately, it wasn't a home run, but Lesser didn't get out."

The waking man with the perky butt examined the radio on the table, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

At this moment, his door was gently pushed open. A big beautiful woman with chestnut curly hair walked into the defense line and greeted the man with the perky butt.

The man with the big buttocks asked the beautiful woman, "What is this place? Where am I?"

"This is the recovery ward of New York City Hospital, Captain."

The man with the buttocks looked out the window and thought for a moment. Then he asked the beautiful woman again with a serious expression: "Where is this?"

The beautiful lady was stunned for a moment, then pretended to be relaxed and replied: "I don't understand what you mean, Captain."

"A football match." The man with the hips pointed at the radio. "This is a football match from May 1941. I was there."

As he said that, the man with the big butt stood up and moved towards the beautiful woman.

"So, I ask you again, where! am I!"

"Captain Rogers, please..."

"who are you?"

At this moment, two strong men in uniform suddenly rushed into the room. But in the next second, the two strong men smashed the "sequence props" in the studio behind them. Captain Rogers followed closely, knocked down the strong men in uniform who rushed towards him, and ran away barefoot.

When Captain Rogers arrived on the streets of the 21st century, he was immediately shocked by everything around him that could only appear in science fiction novels.

A few seconds later, a dozen black SUVs rushed over, and Captain Rogers ran away again. However, looking around, only the Empire State Building in the distance, which was not so tall, looked familiar to him. He quickened his pace and fled in the direction of the Empire State Building.

Then, Captain Rogers plunged into New York City's Central Park, and after dodging all the way, he somehow hid in a Chinese restaurant located in the southern part of the park, close to the main street.

"Hello, welcome Guan Lin. All-you-can-eat Chinese food at our restaurant costs $10, and some soda and beer are free. Guest, please..."

After seeing the customer's expression, Boss Cheng couldn't help but feel a little repulsed by New York City.

Boss Cheng wanted to ask, how come the New York of this world is more chaotic than the New York of 2023? What kind of public security can allow a strong man to be robbed in Central Kilometer and left with only a short-sleeved shirt and a pair of pants, without even leaving shoes and socks.

Seeing the other person in such a miserable state, Boss Cheng suggested: "How about... I lend you a pair of slippers first, and you go out and call the police?"

This wasn't because Boss Cheng was stingy, but because he used the phone in the store to call the police service platform in Hualin City. Besides, Boss Cheng didn't have a few cents in his hand, so even if he wanted to lend money to others, he couldn't.

Unless the public phones around Central Park in New York City accept 5 cents.

"I……"

Captain Rogers looked at his muddy feet and the clothes that didn't fit in with the surroundings. To be honest, he felt like he had just been robbed.

"Excuse me, what is the current time..."

"1:20 p.m." Boss Cheng put down his phone and handed Captain Rogers a plate. "You can eat first, and you can pay for the meal when you have money."

Rogers took the plate and thanked the boss. However, he did not go to get the food. Instead, he asked the boss: "What year is it, what month and what day is it?"

"This question..." Boss Cheng scratched his face in embarrassment, "This question is a little complicated for me."

"complex?"

"Because in my opinion, it could be December 2023th of 12 or December 13th of 2011. It could even be the Ninja Era or the Tokugawa Era. I don't know the dates for Teyvat and Eorzea, but it's the same whether I know it or not. It's a mess anyway."

"I'm sorry, I..." Captain Rogers took some time to organize his words, "I don't quite understand. Many things are..."

"Squeak...squeak!"

"Puff puff!"

“Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding dong…Welcome.”

A dozen black SUVs surrounded Boss Cheng's box-food restaurant, making it impossible to get in. Then a one-eyed man in leather clothes, as black as a boiled egg, jumped off the SUV and led a dozen armed men with live ammunition into Boss Cheng's restaurant in a reckless pace, and surrounded Boss Cheng's counter and Captain Rogers in the middle.

"Fuck, is the security in New York so bad? An armed robbery with live ammunition in broad daylight? Do you think there's no one in my hotel?"

The Rain Ninja Guard who had just finished his shift and was having lunch in Boss Cheng's restaurant saw this and immediately used the Water Style: Mist Hiding Technique. The small restaurant was suddenly filled with thick fog, to the point where you couldn't see your hand in front of you.

Fortunately, the thick fog rose quickly and dispersed even faster. One-eyed boiled egg didn't even have time to catch his breath before the thick fog dispersed. But along with the thick fog, the old armed men who followed him also dispersed.

In fact, they didn't just disperse, they just all lay on the ground. One-eyed boiled egg only felt a little cold on his neck, and when he came to his senses, he found that something like a dagger was just sticking to his carotid artery.

"Hold on, hold on, take easy, OK?"

Boss Cheng took the bone-cutting knife that Denise handed over from the kitchen and slammed it on the counter. Then he nodded to a jonin and five chuunins from Yugakure, who returned to their seats as if nothing had happened and continued their unfinished lunch.

"Thanks, brother!" Boss Cheng pointed to the refrigerator and said, "Kvass, drink as much as you want."

The one-eyed boiled egg tugged at his collar, trying to alleviate the uncomfortable feeling of "being strangled by fate" that the turtleneck sweater brought him.

"I'm sorry, our behavior may be a little extreme. First of all, we are not robbers. Secondly, we are not here to rob. Instead, we are here to have a talk with Mr. Rogers. Finally, the public security in New York City...well, the public security in New York City is indeed deteriorating, and we don't have much confidence."

Black Sauce Egg shrugged helplessly and continued, "So, Boss, can you... I am very impressed by the fighting power you have shown, so..."

Black Braised Egg stretched out his finger and drew circles on the bone-cutting knife on the counter. Boss Cheng nodded and handed the knife back to the kitchen. Black Braised Egg felt as if he had been pardoned. He felt relieved and apologized to Captain Rogers:

"Captain, I'm sorry about those fake scenes. But I think it's better to tell you slowly about many things."

"Tell me what?" Rogers asked.

"You have been asleep, Captain. For nearly seventy years."

Captain Rogers showed a confused expression of "How could this happen?" He looked at Boss Cheng, then at the black-marinated egg. He looked around and out the window, and a huge feeling of helplessness suddenly surged into the captain's heart.

"You all right, Captain?"

"Yeah, Yeah... I just..."

The captain's expression gradually changed from being at a loss to being lost. He answered Hei Lu Dan with a distracted look: "I missed a very important date."

This time!

"Ding Dong~Welcome."

The only three people still standing near the counter looked towards the store door at the same time, and saw a silver-haired man with dead fish eyes leading a girl with a bun and a pair of round glasses into the store.

“Ah…”

Just as Yin was about to apologize, he suddenly saw 15 fully armed guys lying in a mess near the hotel's front desk, and three of them, including the boss, were still in a defensive posture.

When Boss Cheng saw a new customer coming in, he immediately greeted him with a smile, "Hello, customer with natural curls, we meet again."

"Yes, haha, haha, haha! The trouble I just caused you, boss..."

Boss Cheng waved his hands and said with a smile, "What are you worried about? My window isn't broken, it doesn't matter at all. But you'd better be more careful next time. If you hit a passerby, it will be difficult for you to sell your house or car."

"Don't worry, Aru. Ayin is not only poor, but also has no moral integrity."

"Yeah, yeah." The Jinchuriki with round glasses also agreed, "If someone is really injured, I'm afraid Gin will run faster than anyone else. Even if the Shinsengumi chases him by car, they may not be able to catch up. After all, he disappears on time every few days when the rent is due. He is a black-hearted boss who doesn't even pay our wages on time."

"Hey! You two guys!"

Boss Cheng chuckled and asked them, "So, are you planning to try the food here?"

Kagura, who had a bun-like hairstyle, was the first to ask the boss: "Is it true that you have unlimited quantity here?"

When Boss Cheng heard this, his head started buzzing. He suddenly remembered the half-blood giant Hagrid and the lazy family of Konoha Village. An indescribable fear instantly crept into Boss Cheng's heart.