It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

The fighting in hell continued, and countless demons fell one after another and became wheat under the butcher's knife. Until the demons in hell were afraid of being killed, the demons on the battlefield all ran away.

The notorious reputation of these people spread throughout hell.

Not only because the "eternal nightmare of hell" and the "devil in the devil's mind" have returned, but also because such "nightmares" and "devil" have not only returned, but 6 of them have returned in a group, plus a horse with an extremely serious martial arts style.

What does "Hell is empty, but the devil is on earth" mean?

The demons in hell were so angry that they were shaking all over, sweating all over in the hot weather, with cold hands and feet. Tears also fell from the corners of their eyes.

In such a hell, how can the devil survive?

Devil girls, take out your courage and fight...

"puff!"

The demon who dared to resist was shot in the head by Doom.

suddenly!

Doom was surrounded by a burst of ionized sparks. Doom, who was often teleported here and there, knew that someone was trying to forcibly teleport him somewhere.

However, just when Doom was about to be teleported away, a live broadcast device the size of a proton suddenly rushed to Doom's side and successfully interfered with the hyperspace transmission signal.

The long-range forced teleportation was forcibly terminated, and Doom still remained in Hell. Boss Cheng told Doom that if there was no problem with him, then there must be something wrong with the armor. Once his armor was tampered with, if he didn't want to be teleported for no reason again, he could either find the positioning device on the armor and destroy it, or take off the armor and change into another one.

Doom decisively took off his Archon Armor and threw it next to a demon's body. The next second, the teleportation energy was activated again, and Doom's Archon Armor and the demon's body next to him were caught by a device called "Dimensional Lasso" and taken to other places.

Seeing this, Doom was a little confused, and so was Boss Cheng. But the most confused was Dr. Robotnik, who was being pulled by the dimensional lasso. He had planned to throw Doom into another dimension after using him, but now all he had brought back was the armor of that damn madman and the body of a fat demon!

"Damn Doom! Damn! Damn!"

Regardless of whether Doom deserves to die or not, he did work with Boss Makoto to close the portals to the alternate worlds of Mars and Fuyuki City.

After five days and nights of continuous fighting, the scattered immortals and independent regiments defending the gate of hell finally unloaded their burden. Immortals and soldiers alike sat down behind the broken sandbags, some yelling dirty words, some laughing, and some offering a cigarette to the immortals beside them.

Captain Li took out a bottle of Maotai that someone had given him, unscrewed the lid and handed it to the six friends from Meishan who were fighting together. The six immortals were not shy with Captain Li, and took the porcelain bottle and drank a few big gulps. Captain Li was so anxious that he hurried to snatch it from the hands of others.

"Hey, hey, hey, such good wine, please leave some for me! Hey, don't drink it, it's all gone, all gone!"

Finally, when the wine bottle was passed back to Captain Li, what was left was basically an empty porcelain bottle that could be recycled.

0115 You are here to drink juice

The following story, which was supposed to take place in hell, was completely overturned because of Boss Cheng's words: "This place is similar to the one that has trapped me for 30 years."

Boss Cheng told Doom that if he wanted to solve the troubles of Hell once and for all, the key was not in Hell, nor in the Queen of the Maykr tribe, nor even in the legendary Father Sky and Saraf, but in the beginning of everything in this universe - the original god Davos.

"But now he has become the Dark Lord because of his own corruption. If he hadn't fallen, demons wouldn't have been born in Hell. So we need to return to the Ring of Nur, and then go through the portal of the Ring of Nur to the divine realm of Urdak to kill Queen Maykr.

Although we can choose to ignore the existence of Queen Maykr, if we don't kill her, she will definitely come out to cause trouble again and again. So in order to ensure that the task is completed as soon as possible, we'd better kill the winged mechanical woman first.

Then I went to the Jacard Ruins to find the Dark Lord's life fire, and used the fire to restore the Dark Lord's body. Finally, I went to the Dark Lord's territory to kill him, and the demon crisis in hell was perfectly resolved. At least the hell in this world is more or less like this."

Then, Boss Cheng noticed Doom staring at him. Boss Cheng understood what Doom meant and asked, "Are you going to ask me why I am so skilled?"

Doom nodded.

Boss Cheng smiled and replied, "Not only have I played in this cup more than a dozen times, I have also won seven consecutive championships. And in the last tournament I participated in, I was trapped in a place similar to this hell for 7 years! I have been to every place I could go. So I sighed that this place is very similar to the one where I was trapped."

Doom didn't understand what Boss Cheng said, but he not only felt that Boss Cheng's experience was a bit impressive, but also felt that Boss Cheng was like playing a game before.

In the end, Doom still chose to believe Boss Cheng. After all, among so many people present, he was the only one who seemed to know hell very well.

After gaining Doom's trust, Boss Cheng announced to everyone: "Although there is no clear concept of time in Hell, our time receptors are still working normally. I will personally lead the way for everyone and strive to give everyone a chance to kill the Dark Lord within 50 days!

But we have an agreement. We can fight, but you must be careful not to damage the Dark Lord's power armor. We have come to hell with great difficulty, so we must bring back some decent loot!"

Rogers immediately thought of something and asked his boss, "Is it the same as the big red robot in your base that you didn't let me touch?"

"Ah!" Boss Cheng nodded.

"Don't you have them all?"

"But I broke that set!"

Doom: …

other people:? ? ?

Doom now completely believes that Boss Cheng can help him solve the troubles in Hell.

But why does it have to be within 50 days?

It's not like we have to start from Japan and go to Egypt.

Next, everyone followed Boss Cheng and exclaimed in amazement along the way.

They were amazed at how Boss Cheng had transformed from a brave warrior to a tour guide who also worked as a cook. On their way to hell, Boss Cheng not only led them through the land clearly, but also told them about the local customs and various interesting stories along the way.

In terms of food supply, Boss Cheng also did an impeccable job. Except for breakfast, which was "fooled" by individual soldier rations, lunch and dinner were all cooked by Boss Cheng on the spot. For this purpose, he even stored stoves, gas tanks and various ingredients in the combat warehouse in advance.

Who could have imagined that these brave warriors who were in hell and ready to kill the devil would have to fry sugar color before having a simple dinner outdoors for the braised pork used to stew potatoes!

However, this happy experience of wilderness food came to an abrupt end one day when they arrived at the holy land, because Guts accidentally discovered that Boss Cheng was using a kitchen knife to dissect the body of a meatball demon.

In fact, there is nothing special about just dissecting the corpse. The most terrifying thing is that Guts saw Boss Cheng cutting the flesh of the demon one by one and classifying them according to fatness or leanness.

Before entering hell, they hadn't even considered what to do if they were thirsty or hungry in hell. If it weren't for Boss Cheng who had been taking care of everyone's logistics, I'm afraid these mortals would have starved to death in hell.

This also reminded Gus of Boss Cheng's experience of being trapped in hell for 30 years. Even if Boss Cheng prepared more ingredients, could he have foreseen the future and prepared enough ingredients for 30 years?

Obviously, this is unrealistic.

So……

How does Boss Cheng survive in the wilderness of hell without any food?

So with this question in mind, let’s look at Boss Cheng’s question about cutting devil meat…

I shudder!

But only Erlang Shen, Gus and Old Man Dongfang were horrified.

Doom, wearing a set of Night Guard soldier armor and without a helmet, eats and drinks as he pleases. It seems that even if the meat on the plate comes from the devil, it does not hinder his appetite.

As a good friend of Boss Cheng, the captain firmly believed that Boss Cheng would never give them the devil meat. As for whether Boss Cheng would eat it himself, he could not guarantee it.

What if something happens? What if something happens? Isn’t it?

Until Guts used the Man-Splitting Saw to cut off Queen Maykr's wings, the old man from the East twisted the queen's arms, Erlang Shen pierced the queen's heart, and Doom blew up the queen's head, Boss Cheng told them before the celebration dinner:

"We have to speed up. There are less than 200 kilograms of pork left in my warehouse. If the pork is gone, we will have to rely on other meats as an emergency measure!"

what?

There are less than 200 kilograms of pork left?

It turns out that those pots of meat being served these days are all pork?

Gus, the old man and Erlang Shen turned their eyes to Doom and Rogers, because these two were the most aggressive in eating meat these days. They wanted to pick out all the meat in the pot and eat it, and the three of them only dared to pick some stir-fried vegetables and cold dishes to eat.

original……

Anyway, at the celebration banquet that day, these guys almost got into a fight over some meat.

"It's really strange that the incarnation of the law is also picky about meat!" Boss Cheng sighed.

Finally, after these people had made the demons go through numerous hardships, they finally succeeded in resurrecting the Dark Lord. The Night Guard torch on the Ring of Noor was also lit by Boss Cheng with ease.

This time, the elemental ghost in the "Spear of the World" located in the center of the Ring of Nur world also acknowledged Boss Cheng's strength and his contribution to the Ring of Nur.

As a result, Boss Cheng gained the recognition of the elemental ghosts and obtained the ultimate elemental weapon he had always coveted - the magic crucible. But in fact, the magic crucible is not a weapon at all, but a sacrificial item that gathers the energy of the elemental ghosts. It is powerful, and being able to chop demons is just one of the small derivative uses of the magic crucible.

The "sacrificial vessel" that Cheng obtained was not the one-handed sword handle in Doom's hand, but a long-handled cauldron similar to the sacrificial scepter. When the long-handled cauldron was activated, a spearhead would first pierce out from the top of the scepter, and then an axe blade and a war hammer would be generated on both sides of the spearhead. The fist-sized war hammer and the 50-centimeter-long axe blade were exactly what Cheng wanted.

However, in exchange, the Plunderer Energy Axe, which had slaughtered more than one million demons, would be left in the Spear of the World as a new sacrificial vessel for worshiping elemental ghosts.

Boss Cheng readily agreed. After all, to Boss Cheng, an axe that killed one demon and an axe that killed more than a million demons were actually the same. He liked the axe itself, not the fact that it killed more than a million demons. Besides, he already had the long-handled axe gun crucible, so he was willing to exchange his weapon for the elemental ghost.

It's just like doing business, you have to give in order to gain.

At worst, if I encounter a pillager on the way to fight the Dark Lord, I can just snatch an axe from him and that’s it!

Then, on the way to the Demon King's Castle, Boss Cheng robbed three of the Plunderer's Energy Axes. Boss Cheng really wanted to praise the Plunderers for their dedication.

When everyone arrived at the Demon King's Castle, just as this world should have happened, countless Argentinians who saw the light of the Night Guard's torch came from various worlds. When the Night Guards among the Argentinians saw Boss Cheng holding the long-handled magic crucible, they all paid their most sincere respects to the Night Guard commander whom they had never met before.

The final showdown between the Argentinians and the Demon King's army began with Doom's shout of "Go" and Boss Cheng's words "Fuck the Dark Lord!"

With the attitude of a "king vs king" decisive battle, Boss Cheng led everyone along the side roads and side roads, heading straight to the Dark Lord's palace. After a series of dangerous and fruitful battles, they finally arrived in front of the Dark Lord.

Then, these six people, plus a horse and a robot, rushed forward, not even giving the Dark Lord a chance to say a word. It took them less than 6 seconds to beat the former Creator to the point of near death.

When the Dark Lord was about to be executed by Doom, he did not ask Doom if he had anything to say before killing his creator. He just pointed at Boss Cheng and his gang angrily and cursed: "You bunch of damn bugs, bastards! So many people are attacking together, how shameless."

The Dark Lord died, and his body was turned into a red dwarf by Boss Cheng. Countless demons were annihilated at the moment the Dark Lord was "red dwarfed", and the demon crisis in the two human worlds was finally completely resolved.

But whether it is Boss Cheng or Doom, they don't know that the source of the part of Doom's ability that represents immortality also comes from the fragments of the Dark Lord's former body.

So, the next second after Boss Cheng and his team completed this great feat, some powerful energy floated out of Doom's body and turned into ashes along with the devil's fire.

Doom, who had lost his power, was on the verge of falling, and Boss Cheng immediately rushed over to support this good friend whom he had known for almost two months.

However, just as Boss Cheng was steadying Doom, a desolate, ethereal, and deep voice suddenly appeared above everyone's head, telling Doom:

"Everything was created by Him, including you..."

Then, several guys who looked like Mek robots suddenly appeared beside Boss Cheng and Doom. They tried to push away Boss Cheng who was supporting Doom, but Boss Cheng took out a double-barreled spray gun and hit the other party on the forehead.

"Get out of here right now. You understand, right?"

But the voice in the air told Boss Cheng that the world was no longer their business and asked them to go back to where they came from. The voice also warned Boss Cheng not to get too angry.

But Boss Ke Cheng said, "I am only 36 years old. I am still young. So can someone who is not full of energy be called a young person?"

After saying that, Boss Cheng raised his size 49 foot and kicked the hip of the "Merke Robot" next to him, kicking the opponent dozens of meters away.

"If you have the guts, stop talking nonsense in the sky and come down! I will beat the shit out of you, even if you pooped too clean before leaving!"

The voice in the sky held back for a long time before finally uttering a curse word. This voice was no longer calm, desolate, or ethereal as before, and it began with the familiar "Fuck you, Nima".

The scolded boss Cheng retorted, "If you have the guts, come down and fuck me! I will make sure you have a good time!"

After saying that, Boss Cheng stuck his butt up towards the sky and pointed at it with his finger.

0116 I don’t know either

The guy who was so frustrated by Boss Cheng didn't dare to come down to fight Boss Cheng. Firstly, the owner of this voice had become a spiritual life form similar to Lala Xin, commonly known as a ghost. Secondly, even if he was not a ghost, he would become one after coming down.

Anyway, after the opponent broke through the defense, he started to play badly. The mechanical lifeforms that were kicked in the hips by Boss Cheng also disappeared in three "shua shua shua" strokes.

Doom was still there, too, and while his head was still spinning, he wasn't locked in some fucking coffin anymore.

At this moment, except for Rogers, Fengyun Zaiqi and Doom, the reminder "Mission completed, please confirm the time to leave" sounded in the heads of others at the same time.

The four of them looked at each other and smiled knowingly. A small dinner that was both a farewell dinner and a celebration dinner was hastily prepared.

Boss Cheng took out the remaining ingredients, which were few but of every kind. However, everyone knew that he had been collecting strips of devil meat for some time. Everyone said that they had to see that pork was pork and devil meat was devil meat before they would believe Boss Cheng.

Boss Cheng did as he was told.

But when Boss Cheng took out the devil meat strips, these things, which were originally taken from the devil, turned into ashes along with their creator. Everyone immediately smiled as if their evil plan had succeeded, and advised Boss Cheng to let it go.

In fact, Boss Lian Cheng himself didn't know why he collected that thing, but he just couldn't control himself, as if all his actions of collecting devil meat came from his subconscious survival instinct.

But everyone finally dared to eat meat with peace of mind.

In the following period of time, Doom relaxed his nerves while watching Boss Cheng cooking. Old Dongfang boiled a pot of water at Boss Cheng's place and was drinking tea leisurely with Erlang Shen.

Guts and Captain Rogers are still at an age where they are full of curiosity. Ever since they took off their equipment, they have been poking at the red power armor left behind by the Dark Lord.

(Note: Gus is 24, Rogers is just 27.)

After a while, Guts jumped in and fiddled with it, trying to control the machine to jump on the ground. After a while, Rogers went in again, controlled the machine to wave his hands, and then made an "eight" gesture. The two of them fiddled with a complete Demon King power armor, and they were having a lot of fun.

That's right, while killing the Dark Lord, these people also protected Boss Cheng's big toy very well. But in fact, it was not that they intentionally avoided the huge red mecha. It was just that this thing was too difficult to hit. The only weak spot on the mecha was the Dark Lord's head.

Lian Cheng boss would sigh from time to time: "This real thing is of better quality than the imitation released by the main control. And it is much better."

On the other side, Ma Zheng, who could speak, was chatting with Boss Cheng's Mad Dog Titan's AI. Until just now, everyone knew that Fengyun Zaiqi was not only able to speak, but also the eldest disciple of Mr. Dongfang.

Even Master Dongfang himself was actually quite surprised that his eldest disciple could speak human language in hell. After all, Master had taught Fengyun Zaiqi for so many years, and this was the first time he heard her call him Master.