It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"Yes, yes! But I have to buy the CD version of Fuck You 5."

Boss Cheng went back to the store to shop online, and Zhang Peng followed him happily. When he entered the store, he did not forget to take Boss Cheng's chair with him.

As soon as the kid entered the restaurant, he started shouting, asking Boss Cheng and Denise if they had any leftover chicken drumsticks and chicken chops from lunch.

"You're lucky." Denisa took out the leftovers from lunch from the warming cabinet and showed them to Zhang Peng. "These are not chicken drumsticks, they're called chicken wings. I've told you that many times."

"Okay, okay, whatever the beauty says is right." After saying that, Zhang Peng counted the remaining chicken legs and chicken chops and asked Denisa, "Um, sister, I want all of these. How much do you want?"

Denise glanced at Boss Cheng, and when she saw him nod, she told Zhang Peng, "I'll charge you 12, and you can get another bottle of soda."

Six chicken wings, three chicken chops, and a bottle of soda only cost 6 yuan, so Zhang Peng paid without saying a word. After paying, he asked Denisa to find a better lunch box to help pack it up.

Denise found a large lunch box to pack his food and wrapped it in a layer of "Uncultured Newspaper".

"Are you going on another flight mission soon? Will I be able to see my girlfriend again?"

"No!" Zhang Peng was not too embarrassed, and explained with a smile: "I haven't caught up with her yet, so I can't call her my girlfriend yet."

Upon hearing this, Denise laughed and joked, "So, if you succeed in wooing her, wouldn't my fried chicken be a great hero?"

"Hehe, how can you say he's a great hero? His contribution is really huge! When the time comes, we have to hold a celebration banquet for our fried chicken with loud gongs and drums, blasting firecrackers, waving red flags, and Silver San Yin Haidi!"

"You're such a jerk. Go ahead and talk nonsense. Hurry up!" Denise grabbed Zhang Peng's sleeve and said, "Show me the photo. I almost forgot what your girlfriend looks like."

then……

"Oh! Sure, Xiaoza! The clothes she wore in the photos she sent you this time are much less than last time! If she sends you two more times, I can call the police to crack down on pornography!"

But to be honest, the agricultural researcher that Zhang Peng likes is really good-looking!

Zhang Peng carried the fried chicken to the mission center at the airport. In about half an hour, he would have to fly a transport plane to deliver the "supplies" that had just arrived at noon to the Agricultural Research Laboratory 300 kilometers away.

The temperature here is getting warmer now, and will soon reach the temperature required for agricultural production. The reason why the UNSC set up the agricultural research laboratory more than 300 kilometers away is not only because it was once the farmland ruins of the ancient humans, but also because next to this farmland ruins, there is a river that meets the first-class water quality standards!

Future agricultural experiments will be divided into three major directions. One is to sow directly on the old farmland ruins in the end world. This experiment is also divided into three sub-directions, namely fertilizer-free planting, organic fertilizer planting and chemical fertilizer planting. And Zhang Peng's transport plane is carrying harmlessly treated organic fertilizer, which is the legendary fermented and disinfected manure.

The significance of this experimental direction is that researchers need to figure out whether seeds from another world can take root and sprout in the soil of this world, and whether the soil here has the conditions for large-scale planting.

The second is to use the water source of this world to conduct hydroponic experiments and conduct genetic sequencing on the plants produced to detect whether the water source of this world will have an unknown impact on the crops of the other world.

Third, based on the results of the first two experiments, the environment of the apocalyptic world will be transformed, and crops that are more suitable for this world will be cultivated.

The female researcher Zhang Peng liked happened to be in charge of soil microbial community monitoring for the organic fertilizer planting project. However, modern laboratory agriculture was too complicated and abstract. Zhang Peng, who had never worked in the fields since childhood and couldn't even tell the difference between unhusked rice and wheat, didn't understand what the girl he liked was researching.

The cheerful girl, however, said to Zhang Peng in the most straightforward way more than once: "I study stinky shit, so do you want me to study you?"

In fact, Zhang Peng seemed to be telling the girl: "Don't even think about studying me. Just say the word and I'll let you study me now."

Unfortunately, Zhang Peng didn't dare to do so. He was afraid that once he said this, he and the girl would no longer be able to be friends.

So Zhang Peng immediately changed his words and asked the girl, "So you guys... is your research going well?"

"It went pretty smoothly," the girl told Zhang Peng. "The microorganisms in the organic fertilizer have successfully multiplied in 73% of the soil samples."

"So what about the remaining 27% of the samples?"

"Yes, why? We are also studying it."

"Then don't study it for now." Zhang Peng took out the fried chicken that was still hidden and stuffed it into the girl's pocket. "The fried chicken from the old mining school Heer Fan shop is bought specially for you. Eat it quickly, or the chicken skin will not be crispy again."

"Thanks!"

It is hard to imagine how warm it would be for a young man wearing a flight jacket and looking as handsome as Lao Bai in "Wulin Wai Zhuan" and a female researcher wearing a white coat, blue gloves in her pockets, goggles on her forehead, and smiling as sweetly as Song Tie to sit in a glass greenhouse surrounded by organic fertilizer, laughing and eating fried chicken.

"Xiao Tie, take your time to eat. It's time to go back here."

Holding a chicken chop in her mouth, the female researcher named "Xiaotie" waved to Zhang Peng in a cute way. The two also agreed that Zhang Peng would bring her some sweet and sour pork next time he came.

“It’s the kind that’s just out of the pot and still fragrant and crispy when you bring it over!”

"How about..." Zhang Peng's eyes turned and he gave Xiao Tie an idea: "I'll talk to the restaurant owner and bring him along next time I come. Then I'll ask the owner to make whatever you want to eat! How do you think?"

"You're really not kidding? Aren't you trying to cheer me up?"

"Seriously, how can you still be so ridiculous?"

"Then let's make a pinky promise!"

"Just pull it!"

After making the promise, Xiaotie clenched his fist and warned Zhang Peng fiercely: "If you dare to break your promise, I will ask you to eat feces in the fertilizer warehouse."

Zhang Peng looked at the surroundings and thought that if he wanted to eat feces, he would need to go to the fertilizer warehouse. The fertilizer in this glass shed was enough for him to have a full meal.

0124 Iron Man's Chopsticks

In "You're Lie in April", love belongs to whoever it belongs to, and it doesn't belong to Boss Cheng.

Boss Cheng swore that if anyone dared to cheat him on April 4, he would make them be buried on April 1. From then on, every year when it rained, Boss Cheng would personally burn paper for him.

It just so happened that on April 4, Zhang Peng was going to fly to the Agricultural Research Laboratory again, and this time he was not going to transport manure, but people. The people he was transporting were researchers who were going to the laboratory for rotation. So Zhang Peng discussed with Boss Cheng whether he could ask him to cook a meal for the researchers in the laboratory.

But Boss Cheng asked in confusion: "Didn't they eat here before leaving?"

"No, not the batch I want to take away, but the batch I want to take back."

"After they come back, they have to eat at my place before they can leave. Why do I have to go there in person to cook for them? Wouldn't it be more convenient for them to eat at my place?"

Zhang Peng looked helpless, because he felt that what Boss Cheng said made sense. It was the day of the rotation, why did Boss Cheng have to come in person...

No, Zhang Peng was almost fooled. So Zhang Peng, with a handsome face, told him all the promises he had made.

"You chased after that girl, but ended up leaving me?"

"It's a promise, not a promise, not a promise."

"Yes, you want to give yourself to someone else, how could you leave such a good thing to me?"

“Hey… this, this…”

Zhang Peng, who was used to talking nonsense, was speechless for a moment. He really couldn't think of how to invite the "Otherworldly Kitchen God" to visit the Agricultural Research Laboratory. Could it be that Zhang Peng, a great man, would be fed shit by his beloved girl just because he broke his promise?

but!

"What time are you leaving?" Boss Cheng suddenly asked Zhang Peng.

Zhang Peng almost knelt down to Boss Cheng in excitement when he heard this question, which sounded like the sound of a fairy. He quickly replied to Boss Cheng: "15:3 pm, I will be back on time at : pm."

“Is there any room on the plane?”

"Yes, yes, yes! There are plenty of places!"

"What kind of food does the girl want to eat?"

"She said she wanted to eat the fragrant and crispy sweet and sour pork."

"Pot-fried pork? Is that the Heilongjiang way or the Liaoning way?"

Zhang Peng asked tentatively: "Is Jilin's approach not working?"

Boss Cheng was speechless. He paused for a long time before telling Zhang Peng: "Because we are from Jilin, we need to ask which method to use!"

"Eh?" Zhang Peng thought for a moment and asked tentatively, "Then do all of them?"

"Then do both."

Wanwanmei thought, it turns out that Boss Cheng is so easy to talk to!

Zhang Peng's little sister also gave face to Boss Cheng. When she ate the traditional sweet and sour pot-buried pork, her eyes suddenly burst into a terrible yellow light; when she ate the pot-buried pork with ketchup and tomato sauce, her eyes glowed red; and when she ate the sour lime juice pot-buried pork that was loved to death by European and American food lovers, her eyes glowed orange.

"Is it so magical?" Boss Cheng said in amazement, and joked: "If her eyes can emit different colors of light according to the different colors of sweet and sour juice, then next time I will use octopus ink to make her drink sweet and sour."

Boss Cheng didn't know whether this meal would help Zhang Peng and Xiao Tie succeed, but this meal successfully saved Zhang Peng from the fate of eating feces, which was also a good deed.

After Boss Cheng returned to the restaurant, Nick Fury, who had not been seen for a long time, showed up again. And judging from his posture, he did not look like he was looking for Captain Rogers who had "played missing", but was coming for Boss Cheng.

"Long time no see? Come on!" Nick sat sideways on the dining table, leaning against the back of the chair and complained: "In the more than half a month since you kidnapped my captain, I had to come to see you every day. That is to say, I didn't come in the half month since you came back. If you push it back to the month before that when the captain returned and you disappeared, I had to come to see you every three or four days."

"What? You want to chase me?"

"Fuck you!"

"Look, you've inadvertently exposed your true nature, Stupid Guy."

Black marinated egg: ヽ(＃`Д′)?

Nick Fury certainly didn't come to Cheng to mess with him. He had three main purposes for this trip. First, he came to Cheng to ask for punishment. After all, he took Captain to another world to kill demons without telling anyone. Because of this, Nick almost resigned. Fortunately, Captain returned in time and even got a new suit.

Purpose 2: After the accusation, Nick had to come and thank Boss Cheng. Because the captain, who was originally gloomy and depressed, seemed to be a different person after returning. No one knew where the captain who was always frowning had gone, but the returning captain was confident and powerful. Anyway, everyone saw the shadow of the former World War II hero in the captain.

As for purpose three...

"I plan to set up a special incident emergency response team, a super team composed of the world's top warriors, superheroes, and superpowers, who will be responsible for maintaining world peace and so on."

"And then become a running dog of your beautiful country, huh?"

Black Sauce Egg, who had read international news from other worlds, turned black in the face and retorted with a bit of embarrassment: "Come on, no matter what the hell we have become in other worlds. At least we are not that bad here. Have some faith in us, okay?"

"Oh, you said this, just ask yourself whether you believe it or not?"

Black braised egg: (⊙﹏⊙)

Boss Cheng shrugged and said, "Besides, I'm just an ordinary cook. If you ask me to join the emergency response team, I will only cause trouble for you!"

Black Sauce Egg: "Sorry, did you just say you are just average?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Come on, man! Excessive modesty equals to having no shame at all. The captain has already told me that you reached out your hand in hell and crushed thousands of demons bigger than elephants! And now you tell me that you are ordinary?"

"But my ability disappeared after I left Hell!" Boss Cheng shrugged again and answered honestly: "Things are different now. I am only slightly stronger than an ordinary person now."

Black Egg pouted as he looked at Boss Cheng, who was stronger than a WWE athlete, and thought to himself how shameless this guy must be to dare to say that he was "only slightly stronger than an ordinary person", and "that's all"!

Anyway, if the chattering reaches this level, it's basically dead. However, just when Boss Cheng was about to sell a lunch box of black-braised egg, a guy wearing sunglasses, about the same age as Boss Cheng, who walked in a very cool and domineering manner, came into the store and sat down opposite the black-braised egg.

"This place is really close to me! I thought it would be hard to find, but it's actually quite famous. I found it just by asking around."

The man in sunglasses looked at the furnishings of the restaurant and complained, "But the decoration here is not very good, it's rustic. Just like other Chinese restaurants in New York... Sorry, I take it back, this place is more rustic than most Chinese restaurants in New York. Especially the wallpaper on the wall, it's so rustic that it's hard to describe."

Suddenly, the man wearing sunglasses felt a chill on his head, and then he saw the strong man in front of him suddenly raised his hand. He looked closely and saw that there was a shiny stainless steel chopstick in the man's hand.

The man subconsciously touched his head again, and as he grabbed with his right hand, a cold object was pulled out from his head.

"I thought so. There's a chopstick in my hair. Hehe...hehe..."

The man with sunglasses stood up and was about to run, but the moment he stood up, Denise used the teleportation technique to block the man.

"You know what?" Boss Cheng, who was standing behind the man, said, "The wallpaper in the store was changed less than a month ago, and it was changed secretly when I was not at home. So guess who chose the wallpaper you said was so tacky?"

The man in sunglasses turned his head and winked at Nick Fury, but the problem was that his eyes, which were blocked by the sunglasses, were as difficult to discern as Nick Fury's expression.

Fortunately, Nick had experienced enough to guess that Tony was asking him for help. So he had to step forward and jokingly help the SHIELD technical consultant out of trouble: "Promise me, don't kill him."

Nick's words made Tony so angry that he took off his sunglasses and asked Nick with an incredulous expression: "Is this what you should say when you are begging for mercy?"

"At least I begged them to spare your life." After explaining, Nick introduced to Boss Cheng and Denise: "The man whose head you just cut into baldness is the famous prodigal, playboy, dandy, rich and stupid super inventor - Iron Man Tony Stark. He is also the technical advisor of our S.H.I.E.L.D."

Then, Nick introduced him to Tony: "Boss Cheng, a super Spartan who needs eye drops to relieve dry eyes because he kills demons without blinking! Anyway, that's how Captain Rogers introduced him. He is also the provider of Captain's combat armor."

"Wow!" Iron Man wiped the cold sweat on his hands onto his pants, then he took the initiative to extend his hand and wanted to shake hands with Boss Cheng.

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Cheng. Please forgive my rudeness just now. But to be honest, the wallpaper in your store..."

"Zheng!"

A cold light flashed across Iron Man's eyes, frightening him so much that he quickly changed his words and praised the person who chose the wallpaper for his taste. Denise then put away the Eldar power sword that she had taken out from somewhere.

"call……"

Tony Stark sighed and shook Boss Cheng's hand, praising him as he shook it: "Captain Rogers' armor is amazing. In the past month, I have tried more than once to crack the secret of the armor's material, but each time ended in failure.

Boss Cheng, can you tell me what material this indestructible armor is made of? Is it a rare variant of adamantium, or the even rarer vibranium? "

"I'm sorry, but this type of armor isn't even included in the competitive world, and I don't know what material it's made of."

0125 Light up for Iron Man

Let me ask you a question, what is the biggest difference between men and boys?